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Febnon
2004-01-23, 09:46 PM
28 days style. evil raging zombies, but this time with more food, not in England, AND NO FREAKING RUSSIANS!!!!!!!!!

arctik
2004-01-23, 10:00 PM
Ebola.

worldvengence
2004-01-23, 10:01 PM
noooo not ebola, the haunta virus....or BX gas

Dharkbayne
2004-01-23, 10:03 PM
VX gas. :durr:

Mag
2004-01-23, 10:06 PM
Nuke the moon, the resulting Meteor shower would kick ass.

worldvengence
2004-01-23, 10:08 PM
meh, my typing is off today...agh....how bout sarin...i know that is spelled right so pfft

Setari
2004-01-23, 10:09 PM
i just typed this giant-ass paragraph and then the forums borked on me...ill put an edit with my ensuing destruction..

ok, a continental fire engulfs South America and spreads to Central, nukes detonate and blow up north america along with Hawaii, A flood covers Africa killing everything, then Europeans go to war by way of insanity and kill each other, no survivors a meteor shower blows up asia and Antarctica, ummm Australia falls off the earth, fucking kangaroos, then everything else dies when the earth implodes, creating a black hole that sucks in the moon and the rest of the solar system and that's about it

OneManArmy
2004-01-23, 10:10 PM
cancel WoW, HL2, and Halo 2. all at hte same time. O_

Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-23, 10:10 PM
nukes everywhere, like halo 2

Rbstr
2004-01-23, 10:14 PM
I would take all the francium in the world and put it in a vacum case inside of a room full of Flourine. Then break the seal and watch as most of the planet gets blown clean off.

If i am unable to get the required francium i would put a bunch of nukes on the poles and melt all of the water.

Corrosion
2004-01-23, 10:22 PM
cancel WoW, HL2, and Halo 2. all at hte same time. O_
and FC, Joint Operations, BF: VT. Rid the world and erase everyone's memories of HL, all of it's mods, and BF and all of its mods. Chaos.

Febnon
2004-01-23, 10:24 PM
NO, dont erase their memorys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Then they cant suffer!

Corrosion
2004-01-23, 10:24 PM
NO, dont erase their memorys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Then they cant suffer!
:huh:

Setari
2004-01-23, 10:25 PM
well if you erased their memories of said games they would never have known about them therefore not causing said chaos because they would have no idea why that chaos was being wrought upon the world....

Onizuka
2004-01-23, 10:25 PM
Why would I want to do that? I love the world!

:love:

Oni

Corrosion
2004-01-23, 10:26 PM
well if you erased their memories of said games they would never have known about them therefore not causing said chaos because they would have no idea why that chaos was being wrought upon the world....
OK fine, the total world destruction would be when all future games get canceled.
or choice #2, TFC2 gets canceled.

Setari
2004-01-23, 10:26 PM
OK fine, the total world destruction would be when all future games get canceled.
or choice #2, TFC2 gets canceled.
ok fair enough :p

xmodum
2004-01-23, 10:44 PM
all hell will brake lose when Ait'al makes a world apearrance..this would be the end resulthttp://www.p0stwh0rehosting.com/uploads/Frog/aitality.JPG
, after this every1 blinds them selfs and nukes the world from the sight of Ait'al

Setari
2004-01-23, 10:46 PM
:lol:

Skullhead
2004-01-23, 11:42 PM
Lol... you could blind somebody with that stuff...

ok.. I would get a network of orbital laser cannons, have the base set in the middle of death valley. I would blow up the microsoft headquarters, Then Canada, after that melt the polar ice caps and Finially I would turn the laser cannons on the moon and carve it into a giant hand with the middle finger sticking up so the world would know that they are screwed.

Bighoss
2004-01-23, 11:44 PM
Discover a way to make objects release all there energy at once and then bomb the world with candy bars.

Corrosion
2004-01-23, 11:47 PM
all hell will brake lose when Ait'al makes a world apearrance..this would be the end resulthttp://www.p0stwh0rehosting.com/uploads/Frog/aitality.JPG
, after this every1 blinds them selfs and nukes the world from the sight of Ait'al
And where am I in that pic?

xmodum
2004-01-23, 11:50 PM
dont ask me ... ask obfrog ..... he made it in another thread on the game forums
http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18861

Cyanide
2004-01-23, 11:53 PM
I tend to agree with this armagedon scenario

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html

Corrosion
2004-01-24, 12:00 AM
I tend to agree with this armagedon scenario

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOTHERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://s90796260.onlinehome.us/Corr.gif/Kangaroosig2.jpg
http://s90796260.onlinehome.us/Corr.gif/1.jpg
http://s90796260.onlinehome.us/Corr.gif/Corrosion.jpg

xmodum
2004-01-24, 12:05 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/celebgay.html
click on this for xxx porn (no its not really porn ... but just look at it )

Corrosion
2004-01-24, 12:05 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/celebgay.html
click on this for xxx porn (no its not really porn ... but just look at it )
Older than xuur.

xmodum
2004-01-24, 12:11 AM
well o well .... :(

SDM
2004-01-24, 12:11 AM
That was made when they were still filling the oceans.

Zodiac
2004-01-24, 12:12 AM
Nuke the moon, the resulting Meteor shower would kick ass.

Nice...

Setari
2004-01-24, 12:13 AM
or then we could nuke china, and everyone else would launch their shit...so then nukes would be flyin all over the place

SDM
2004-01-24, 12:15 AM
I'd get all naked, and oiled up, and drunk, and give everyone in the world big huggz.

Setari
2004-01-24, 12:16 AM
I'd get all naked, and oiled up, and drunk, and give everyone in the world big huggz.
:huh: but then again...SDM...uh oh :scared:

SDM
2004-01-24, 12:17 AM
...and Setari will be first.

Setari
2004-01-24, 12:18 AM
Fuck!!!! Run!! :love:

xmodum
2004-01-24, 12:22 AM
:lol:

Happy lil Elf
2004-01-24, 12:55 AM
Evil Ovelord: How would you end the world?One miserable fucking excuse for human life at a time.

:)

Spee
2004-01-24, 01:11 AM
Create a nanomachine that converts all other molecules into another nanomachine. The resulting "blob" woul destroy the earth, one atom at a time.


Drop an enormous amount of cesium into the oceans, creating a gigantic tidal wave, crushing Japan, and West Coast USA. The resulting loss of GDP percentile would send the world into economic shock, poverty, disease, and famine everywhere.


Construct a huge metal tower out of ferrous materials, supercharge the fucker with electricity, and blow it up. Location would be New York, Tokyo, Moscow, London. Simultaneously. The resulting EMP blast would render the stock market useless for x amount of time, and once more, send the world into economic shock.


Dump hundreds of thousands of gallons of radioactive waste into the water, as its evaporated, the irradiated atoms go with it, and bam - Rain O' Cancer. True, this is localized, but it would be interesting.


And, last, but not least - The stupidest of my ideas - Take said huge ferrous tower. Make it even bigger. Construct a dish out of ferrous materials, and supercharge it. Somehow focus the beam of Electromagnetism towards the asteroid belt, and WHAM - Meteor-in-earth.

Dharkbayne
2004-01-24, 02:41 AM
Bombs. Lots.

Sentrosi
2004-01-24, 02:54 AM
Convince the entire world that AIDS and all other STD's were figments of paranoid scientists imaginations. Declare the world free and have them screw each other to death.

Octavian
2004-01-24, 03:14 AM
ummm Australia falls off the earth, fucking kangaroos

But my pet kangaroos, why can't they be spared?

ghost018
2004-01-24, 03:19 AM
Make everyone forget to breathe. Everything would be over with in minutes.

ghost

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-01-24, 03:19 AM
Jesus Beams

http://www.p0stwh0rehosting.com/uploads/Frog/jesusbeams.JPG

The world is fucked.

Octavian
2004-01-24, 03:27 AM
But anyway, I'd just build a giant spaceship, fill it with everyone on Earth, fly up into space. Later on I'll blow up Earth, tell them that I'm having a big party in a giant room which is actually an airlock. Suck all said party people into space. Except for my henchmen.

EDIT - That message was never there.

Onizuka
2004-01-24, 03:30 AM
You can sort of tell that heaps of religious Americans don't even seem to give a crap about God or Jesus. Which I think is great.



umm, okay.

Rayder
2004-01-24, 06:12 AM
Too slow oct

Veteran
2004-01-24, 07:52 AM
Ice 9.

Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-24, 08:27 AM
Jesus Beams

http://www.p0stwh0rehosting.com/uploads/Frog/jesusbeams.JPG

The world is fucked.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Corrosion
2004-01-24, 12:05 PM
Ice 9.
From The Recruit?

Mag
2004-01-24, 02:07 PM
Nice...
Thanks

martyr
2004-01-24, 02:22 PM
http://www.brentroad.com/photos/00003056.jpg

Corrosion
2004-01-24, 02:28 PM
http://www.brentroad.com/photos/00003056.jpg
:lol:

xmodum
2004-01-24, 02:34 PM
http://images.allposters.com/images/46/017_pp0100.jpg
all those hawiian fucks sitting on their little beach ... when all of a sudden BOOOM!!!!1one

Corrosion
2004-01-24, 02:47 PM
http://images.allposters.com/images/46/017_pp0100.jpg
all those hawiian fucks sitting on their little beach ... when all of a sudden BOOOM!!!!1one
:rofl: even better

Octavian
2004-01-24, 03:02 PM
Too slow oct

Oh stop it Rayder. Stop expressing your hate and love for me.