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FlakMan
2004-01-24, 11:19 PM
Well I'll try to explain the thing from the Butterfly Effect thread (http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18893) that I was talking about. What you do is, first you take all your fingers and put them togethor kinda like you're grabbing something. Then, bend them so the flat part of your fingernails are on the knee. Then spread your fingers out lightly but not too quickly either. It pretty much won't work if you try it on yourself. It can be done to a guy too, just more times. With girls it pretty much just turns them on. Guys have mixed reactions though. My friend Rob would f-ing giggle after like the 10th time Chris did it to him. So yeah. That was awkward.
Corrosion
2004-01-24, 11:21 PM
Pics? I can't seem to understand it.
FlakMan
2004-01-24, 11:26 PM
Bah, pics tomorrow maybe. If, Molly has a digital camera.
Oh, I see what youre saying.
Put all your fingers together, like your making a mouth or something with your hand (all fingertips touching each other.)
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jan/20041242402471803377378.jpg
Place the tip of the 5-finger thingy on someone elses kneecap.
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jan/20041247449939408129623.jpg
Put pressure on the fingers, and slowly push your fingers outward from thier cluster position, so, at the start, it looks like your hand is 'pecking' your knee, and, at the end, it looks like youre grabbing your kneecap with your fingertips.
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jan/20041245922391173328339.jpg
And no, it doesnt turn people on. It stimulates some nerves there and just makes you laugh.
FlakMan
2004-01-24, 11:36 PM
Well I've been doing it to girls and they don't laugh :D
Well I've been doing it to girls and they don't laugh :D
yeah, well a deluge of vaginal fluids doesnt erupt from thier crotch when you finish, now does it?
FlakMan
2004-01-24, 11:39 PM
No, I didn't say that's what happens. I bet you all think I'm crazy.
No, I didn't say that's what happens. I bet you all think I'm crazy.
I certainly do. Ive done this to every person in my school.
Rayder
2004-01-24, 11:47 PM
:doh:
I did it to my cat, and she bit me. I did it to my GF, and she was like WTF. I did it to myself and I got all moist.
Octavian
2004-01-25, 12:39 AM
:rofl:
Corrosion
2004-01-25, 02:00 AM
I did it to my cat, and she bit me. I did it to my GF, and she was like WTF. I did it to myself and I got all moist.
You scare me dude.
Squeeky
2004-01-25, 02:01 AM
Gonna try that some time. My nickname is also, "The Horny Maker" oh baby!
Corrosion
2004-01-25, 02:19 AM
Gonna try that some time.
5 bucks says Chelle is about to get 5 Squeeky fingers on her knees.
OneManArmy
2004-01-25, 02:41 AM
I did it to my cat, and she bit me. I did it to my GF, and she was like WTF. I did it to myself and I got all moist.
now that was the fucking funneh...omg,...... :lol:
Squeeky
2004-01-25, 03:01 AM
5 bucks says Chelle is about to get 5 Squeeky fingers on her knees.
Prolly
xmodum
2004-01-25, 12:35 PM
dude .. wtf , friday my two best friends Christen and Andy (they are goin out) were doin that ... she had like 20 orgasms that day :brow: *she says hes good in da bed ... so that might be y*
FlakMan
2004-01-25, 01:23 PM
Um, thanks for the support, I think?
martyr
2004-01-25, 02:00 PM
it tickles.
good for flirting, obviously.
also, as you expand your fingers, give your hand a 60�-90� twist. adds a lot.
Dharkbayne
2004-01-25, 03:41 PM
I did it to my cat, and she bit me. I did it to my GF, and she was like WTF. I did it to myself and I got all moist.
:rofl:
I'm fingering my knee RIGHT NOW :doh:
OneManArmy
2004-01-25, 06:20 PM
:lol: sdm is t3h crazeh
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-25, 06:50 PM
im gonna try this at school 2morrow to a bunch of girls
Corrosion
2004-01-25, 06:51 PM
im gonna try this at school 2morrow to a bunch of girls
and I'm gonna count how many times you get slapped.
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-25, 06:52 PM
its all shits and giggles they wont care, theres so many times where the hot girls are sitting between two guys at a lunch table, then one guy starts humping her, its classic, and they dont care
xmodum
2004-01-25, 06:54 PM
dude. ... where the fuck do u live? can i come there ssome day? :D
I'm going to try it on random strangers at Wal*Mart.
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-25, 06:59 PM
sdm bring a camera and film or take pics
the girls at my school arent necessarily sluts, but they like to have fun
and they dont care
for example we play lots of pranks on em, and the guys too
i brought in some soy milk shiat called vigor aid, the stuff tasted like ass, i gave everyone a sip and the whole cafeteria was throwing up, and they didnt care, it was just some weird concoction made of brown rice my mom bought at a health food store
ObnoxiousFrog
2004-01-25, 07:02 PM
Well, if liking having fun and not caring = enjoying spontaneous public dry humping, then yea, I think that falls into the slut category.
Squeeky
2004-01-25, 07:10 PM
I tried this on my friend ashley. It was funny, she leaned forward really suddenly and spastically and sort of Squeeked at me like Chelle does. It was pretty funny, gave her goosebumps.
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-25, 07:11 PM
its not on the epidemic scale....yet
but lunchtime always makes me laugh, theres always something new, we like to stare at their thongs
Squeeky
2004-01-25, 07:18 PM
HAHA!
In 8th grade, me and 4 other friends of ours used to always meet in first period at the water fountain in the back of class before school. We all sit in the back, so we would scope out all the chicks. Those wearing G-Strings/Thongs, we would report who is wearing what. Then we would see if we could get a nice peak at them. One of the chicks found this out, and she said to us one day "Are thongs really that hot?" we all pretty much told her fuck yes. So that day after school we walked to her house and she and her friend stripped down to a bra and thong for us. That was a good day :)
:love:, miss those guys :tear:
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-25, 07:28 PM
ya one girl flashed us, and at my friends house two of em showed us their LACE thongs, now that was good
FlakMan
2004-01-25, 08:12 PM
http://isr.snit.us/members/flakman/secret/negative4.jpg
:rolleyes:
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-25, 08:17 PM
dude im serious
FlakMan
2004-01-25, 08:22 PM
Dude it's the internet. Gimme a screenshot!
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-25, 08:25 PM
i cant that was like a year ago
Khronos
2004-01-25, 08:26 PM
check your history
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-25, 08:26 PM
this was IRL
xmodum
2004-01-25, 08:27 PM
:lol:
Setari
2004-01-25, 08:27 PM
time to bust out the time machine
that's the second reason we need a time machine
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-25, 08:27 PM
if i had a time machine i would go back there and take a pic
FlakMan
2004-01-25, 08:28 PM
If I had a time machine I'd go back there and flash right back. Woo woo!
Setari
2004-01-25, 08:28 PM
Neon, that's what i meant :p
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-25, 08:29 PM
if i had a time machine theres so many things i would change, so many mistakes fixed
FlakMan
2004-01-25, 08:31 PM
It was once said that something as simple as the beating of a butterfly's wings could change something dramatically halfway around the world
- Chaos Theory
Or something like that
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-25, 08:32 PM
probably.......it seems that fate will always take its course
AztecWarrior
2004-01-25, 08:44 PM
There is no such thing as fate, there is arbitration and there is randomness.
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-25, 08:45 PM
i tend to believe there is such thing as fate, something paranormal
AztecWarrior
2004-01-25, 08:46 PM
So then what is the purpose of life? To follow a path? I think there is deeper reason.
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-25, 08:47 PM
its seems that whatever happens to me, i think if something else had happened, and i dont see it happening
OneManArmy
2004-01-25, 09:05 PM
the purpose of like is to survive, and to reproduce so the species as a whole may survive. sure we may do other things along the way but in the end, its all the same.
When I was a boy in the country, one of the standard occupations was whittling. It became as mechanical as breathing. Since then I have decided that this is as good a way to live as any other. Life depends on the automatic taking in and letting out of breath, but in no way is it lengthened or made happier by deep thinking or wise acting. The one big word that stands over courts and other human activities is FUTILITY.
Dharkbayne
2004-01-25, 09:10 PM
The thread is titled Horny Maker, yet we are discussing whether or not fate exists... :confused: wtf?
arctik
2004-01-25, 09:15 PM
I gotta try this little trick on my girl. Ill keep you guys posted. :D
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-26, 06:53 PM
i did it to girls at lunch, it worked on one and she said it felt weird and didnt expect it to feel "that" way
it didnt work at all on one, shes not ticklish
another said it felt really good and kept making me do it
and i tried it on one kid and he kept doing it to himself, the kid was like fapping off or something
FlakMan
2004-01-26, 06:55 PM
Molly did it to me 8 times today in the library but I didn't pop a boner :(
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-26, 06:55 PM
i had people do it to me and it does nothing
Khronos
2004-01-26, 07:04 PM
did it to my <3 and she freaked out laughing :)
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-26, 07:05 PM
yeah my best friend freaked out, like i did something i shouldnt have done
shes a girl btw
xmodum
2004-01-26, 07:06 PM
:lol:
BTW , anyone notice my new avatar? :)
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-26, 07:08 PM
yea its a soldier from RTCW
xmodum
2004-01-26, 07:09 PM
Yea , thats obvious, but I liked how it said Soldier behind him (MARINES ROCK!!!oneone)
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