Why Does Everyone Hate Kangaroos

[VivaLaNuBc4k3]

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Discuss why there is hatred towards teh Kangaroo :groovy:

[xmodum]

teh look funny ... plus i dont like anything that is a mamal ... and can kick my ass in a boxing match :D

[Squeeky]

Cause They Are From Australlia Fuck The Aussies And There Fosters Beer, Fucking Fuckers, Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck! I Hate Them And There Stupid Fucking Accents, I Hope They Get Fucked In The Nose By A Rabid Kangaroo And Die And Explode And Then We Nuke Them And Them A Dog Eats There Dingo Baby Mabobber!

[Rbstr]

:rofl: "WTF Mates?"

[Robot]

dude this thread makes me sad because captain kangaroo died :(

[martyr]

teh look funny ... plus i dont like anything that is a mamal ... and can kick my ass in a boxing match :D

you lose. don't make me explain.

[Rbstr]

:rofl: Owned again, thats near 20 times scence yesterday :rofl:

[Onizuka]

They have pouches and i dont.

[EarlyDawn]

They have pouches and i dont.Indeed. :nod:

[Dharkbayne]

Fucking kangaroos.

[Octavian]

Squeeky only hates us because we can drink more beer than Americans before passing out. We rule. But kangaroos are damn scary, I was on holidays somewhere in the "bush" and a literally 6 foot tall kangaroo came into our little cottage and started eating our food.

[Onizuka-GTO]

Yep but u got owned at rugby, mate! :lol:

Just don't mention the Cricket... :doh:

[Octavian]

We rule at cricket and football. Unless you're telling me you're British now.

[Corrosion]

http://s90796260.onlinehome.us/Corr.gif/Kangaroosig2.jpg
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[Octavian]

You turned up late Corrosion. Not good enough for a thread like this.

[Corrosion]

Fuck, not my fault I was at my dad's house and on dial-up.

[Octavian]

How old are you anyway?

[Corrosion]

15, but why does that even matter?

[Octavian]

No nothing, you wouldn't understand.

[Corrosion]

No nothing, you wouldn't understand.
Fuck off.

[Octavian]

No I'm just saying that if you were 16 or over you should be able to make your own choices about who you want to stay with. Happens over here.

[Corrosion]

I do make choices, I live with my mom and visit my dad.

[Octavian]

Well that's good then, but you still could've been viewing this thread on dial-up.

[Corrosion]

It took me 30 mins to dl AIM. I don't like to whore when pages load 2 mins each.

[Octavian]

Wow 30 mins, such a long time.

[Corrosion]

Netzero is teh suck, even if it's platinum

[worldvengence]

onlything worse than netzero plantnium is netzero high speed....if u want it to be any faster than normal dialup (which it only goes barely faster) then u have to make it where all pics are fuzzy and some dont even load, so it just works for plain text Pages

[Octavian]

Just burn that dial-up, buy a gun and threaten some company to give you Broadband or DSL for free for the rest of your life.

[worldvengence]

lmao.....DSL is a god compared to dial-up.....but FYI DSL is broadband internet

[Corrosion]

DSL sucks balls, but it's better than dial up.

[Rbstr]

3mbit cable pwnzors DSL

[Corrosion]

I want my cable back.

[Octavian]

3mbit cable pwnzors DSL

Uh 3 billion trillion kazillionmbit cable pwnzors all connections.

[VivaLaNuBc4k3]

Mmmmmm 100 MBps Cable pwns j00

[Corrosion]

Mmmmmm 100 MBps Cable pwns j00
Impo.

[VivaLaNuBc4k3]

n00b question. Impo.?

[Dharkbayne]

Laugh my penis off?

[Jaged]

I think he meant IMO. (In my opinion)

[SDM]

I think he meant Impossible. Why he abbreviated it is anyone's guess.

[Corrosion]

I think he meant Impossible. Why he abbreviated it is anyone's guess.
You're right, I just use Impo IRL, so it was a habbit.

[Squeeky]

Octavion, why do you persist in pissing people off? Choke on a fat black cock spewing chunky jizz down your throat you monkey fucker.

[VivaLaNuBc4k3]

wow, that was vicious

[Squeeky]

I aim to please :)

[VivaLaNuBc4k3]

Squeeky...... I Love You

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl: wtf?

[AztecWarrior]

:spam:

[Octavian]

Squeeky, why do you hate me? I hope you choke on a pig's cock spewing salty coke-flavoured fizz down your throat.

[Sputty]

Pigs don't ejaculate enough to choke on first.
Second, Kangaroos are boodafied, and look squeezable and fluffy. Kangaroos = win. Wallabee = more win

[Octavian]

Yes but this is my genetically modified pig, it can ejaculate for than 45 times in one minute, and enough to choke on.

Well I'm glad you like wallabies.

[Setari]

this thread seems to have degraded into :spam:

[Dharkbayne]

Octavian, you totally stole that from my sig, which I stole from Sputty, die.

[Octavian]

Damn if only I could post some of those Forum Fun pics from Ebaumsworld.

[Rbstr]

Pigs don't ejaculate enough to choke on first.
Second, Kangaroos are boodafied, and look squeezable and fluffy. Kangaroos = win. Wallabee = more win
/agreed the wallabee part

[Indecisive]

GETTING BACK ON TOPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

dubba tee eff.

This is why we hate kangaroos.
Fucking kangaroos.


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[Setari]

they'll be dead soon

[Octavian]

Octavian, you totally stole that from my sig, which I stole from Sputty, die.

Muhahaha!

Back to the wallaby thingo. Yes indeed, it's fun squeezing them.

[Indecisive]

Thank goodness.

[OneManArmy]

i hear tell that tehy get angry when you squeeze them.

[Octavian]

But I'm special. My daddy was a kangaroo who was somewhat genetically modified so it could have sex with a human and I'd still turn out looking human. Except kangaroos act differently around me, they accept me as one of them.

[321]

What are you talking about?

[Octavian]

Where did you come from? You haven't posted in this thread as far as I know.