Leeches, plus this models chest = BOOM!

[MrVicchio]

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_858213.html?menu=

I dread to think what would happen if her breasts started swelling. There is a danger they might explode."


http://www.ananova.com/images/web/81561.jpg

[Firefly]

Mmmm Jordan. I must have fifty gigs of HD space with nothing but her.

[EineBeBoP]

:lol: I heard about this friday on my radio station's morning show.
needless to say, I had to do some research to see if there was anyway I can help.
I'm now going to be on the show with her, holding her breasts whenever she un-dresses/goes swimming.

Sorry only 1 postion of this kind available. :D

(I'm j/k about all this)

[EineBeBoP]

:rofl: :rofl:

Jordan's Rampant Rabbit vibrator banned from jungle

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_858482.html?menu=

edit: sry for dbl. post.

[ultraviolet]

Okay that's it, I need an official breast-holder-upper.

[Onizuka]

:rofl: :p

[xmodum]

Okay that's it, I need an official breast-holder-upper.
I say 200$ that its going to be Squeeky :)

[ultraviolet]

Well, that's a given. I'm just wondering who else will volunteer for the job. :)

[Dharkbayne]

wtf, my boobs are bigger

[FlakMan]

Well, that's a given. I'm just wondering who else will volunteer for the job. :)
me :D

[Corrosion]

I volunteer, I call nights and weekends.

[Firefly]

wtf, my boobs are bigger
Mine are firmer.

PS, if your boobs are bigger then they are called bitch-tits.

[FlakMan]

*fap fap fap*

[Infernus]

I will UV my hours are um... let me check my schedule... I'm clear for always...

[Octavian]

Oh no you aren't. I'm clear for the next two days, then school starts, then it'll be the weekend.

[Infernus]

YES I AM! I can just cancel the queen of England's appointments... hate the old hag anyway...

[Firefly]

Well, that's a given. I'm just wondering who else will volunteer for the job. :)
Sorry, I don't shit on other guy's'es lawns.

[SDM]

Sorry, I don't shit on other guy's'es lawns.
I do, but I'd never mess with thier woman.

[Indecisive]

:rofl:

[Zodiac]

edit: nvm. damn she's hot

:brow:

[Bighoss]

man her breasts are too big to the point where its a turn off.

[Zodiac]

man her breasts are too big to the point where its a turn off.
LIES!!!

[EineBeBoP]

man her breasts are too big to the point where its a turn off.

...eehh...
Theres really no such thing, unless they're baloon size.
Minka (#1 Asian Big-Boob Queen) is a turn off, just because they're .... well, she could never sink with thoes things. O_

[Octavian]

I'm sure if you could just get a pin those things would explode in your face.

[ultraviolet]

There's the thing, mine are natural. And I'd still probably float! None of that surgery business, unless I get them reduced.

Squeeky is my intarwebnet lover, but on irc I'm the local wh0re - and he becomes my pimp. I will still take offers of a breast-holder-upper as Squeeky still hasn't responded to the proposal.

[Octavian]

You have my offer.

[ultraviolet]

Sweet.

Offers will be taken until the end of the week. At that time, I will announce my choice(s).

[Octavian]

Yes of course, you're obviously going to pick me after that brainwash and the money.

[Zodiac]

Nice AFI sig in your rotation UV. :thumbsup:

[Spider]

Hmmm hawt?

[Infernus]

Heh... anyway I think its strange how the leaches make her chest go boom... arent they sucking the blood out of them... btw when I first saw this I thought it was sme weird fetish you have...

[Neon Apocalypse]

i will laugh really hard if they go boom

[Infernus]

Perfect quote for that show: I'm a Celebrity... Get me out of Here: Were b00bs explode!!

[Octavian]

I watched some show last night where this woman wanted to get her implants removed. They showed the whole cutting beneath the breasts thing and taking out the implants. Then a couple of guys come in and demand that they be given the implants, because they were full of heroin. So if they exploded, she would die. Just one of those fiction shows.

[Onizuka-GTO]

Rampaging Rabbit?!
Jordan is just mad!
But then again, there isn't much left up there since they all went to those artificial breasts of hers. -_-;

[xmodum]

Onizuka-GTO your sig got pwned? Damn , that was a funny sig to :)

[Octavian]

Stay on topic boy.

[Infernus]

becuase heroin filled implants is on topic...

[Octavian]

Yes, yes it is.

[Onizuka-GTO]

Onizuka-GTO your sig got pwned? Damn , that was a funny sig to :)

Don't know why they pwned it. :(

It kicked arses! oh well....you take my sig?!!!

I give you the GTO FINGER! :mad:

(dammn the things a gif. oh well...) :rolleyes:

[Incompetent]

It got owned for the same reason this one will, it breaks the size guidlines.

No larger then 400x300 and under 40 kbs.

Edit: and yeah, her breasts are just to big.

[Octavian]

Wow interesting picture.

[Onizuka-GTO]

It got owned for the same reason this one will, it breaks the size guidlines.

No larger then 400x300 and under 40 kbs.

Really? But some people have a picture + text of lines that makes the sig bigger then 400x300... -_-

I don't believe this, now I have to find another sig. grrr

Oh, just to stay on topic: with breast like that, its like having 30KG strapped to your chest. :scared:
I wouldn't go thought that even if someone paided me 1 Squilion yen, no matter how many blokes you can pull just be pushing it into his face. :rolleyes: