The Story Thread.

[Squeeky]

This thread should be fun. Here's what you do, Were gonna make a story. Im gonna start it off with a sentence, and you guys continue it in replies. Only one sentence per reply though. I'll start it off.

Once upon time, There was a sekseh nazi admin named hamma.

[Navaron]

Who was overthrown by the L33T whores....

[Squeeky]

And the l33t whores then killed sigbot

[Hamma]

but, hamma and afex resurrected the sigbot - because it cannot be defeated.

[Sputty]

So an axe wielding maniac tried to get to the servers

[Navaron]

and hamma took the ax from Rev, and banned him.

[Sputty]

Then Hamma was feeling powerful

[Navaron]

and he decided to try on a new psu see through thong...

[Sputty]

And ended up going to the hospital due to massive lacerations

[Navaron]

It turned out that the hospital was staffed and owned by the W.A.M.S.

[Sputty]

After being coaxed into a dark room Hamma heard a familiar voice...

[Hamma]

it was his conscience telling him to ban sputty from psu

[Squeeky]

then a sexy fellow name squeekyed ran up and molesterbated hamma :eek:

[Sputty]

After Hamma was molesterbated he vowed revenge

[Yuyi]

Hamma asked for Yuyis help and

[Sputty]

They prepared to hunt down and kill Squeeky

[Yuyi]

They found squeeky and Yuyi roxxored squeeky's....

[Sputty]

Brain! After Hamma counter molesterbated Squeeky both Yuyi and Hamma went off to separate paths

[Navaron]

Where they were set upon by a group of ninja W.A.M.S.

[Yuyi]

On Yuyi's journey he came across marsman

[Sputty]

The W.A.M.S. ninjas were ok except for one overweight one with his suit too tight yelling some incoherent babble about some sort of light bulb
After Yuyi met with Marsman Marsman's deep reverberating voice first scared Yuyi but then...

[Navaron]

...the ninjas killed Yuyi and stole his Boxxor

[Yuyi]

Yuyi seeked revenge, for he intended to roxxor marmsans boxxorz

[Navaron]

Upon arrival, he discovered Marsman had no boxxors.

[Sputty]

but onmly cheese and Eludium Q36 Explosive Space Modulators

[Navaron]

Yuyi was smashed that he could no longer roxxor boxxors, and took to drinking....

[Sputty]

After a serious binge he ran into Navaron and...

[eMaGyN]

eMa. They were fighting over child support for little Hamma.

[Manitou]

But alas, little Hamma was a special child, owing to the gene pool he was conceived from, and required exceptional help found only in the think-tanks of Washington DC.

eMa and Hamma, finally exasporated by the inaction of...

[Hamma]

the shock therepy

[Navaron]

Decided to send little hamma off into CIA spec op training to help kill our nemisis the sigbot...

[Yuyi]

but the sig bot was a formiable nemmesis and required

[Navaron]

a good woman. So The_Denali married the Sigbot and ....

[War Mongrel]

after a year of being together, the SigBot went Lorraina Bobbit on The_Denali and

[mistled]

chopped his sig down to size.

[Revolution]

After the sig failed at stand up comedy,