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Strygun
2004-02-02, 07:04 PM
This was too good not to share with you guys:

http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/BABY_VERSION_20?SITE=ALMOP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

HOLLAND, Mich. (AP) -- Tacking Jr. or II onto a boy's name is too common, a new father decided, so the self-described engineering geek took a software approach to naming his newborn son.

Jon Blake Cusack talked his wife, Jamie, into naming their son Jon Blake Cusack 2.0.
SkunkPunk
2004-02-02, 07:06 PM
hah loser
Onizuka
2004-02-02, 07:07 PM
:rofl:
Sputty
2004-02-02, 07:08 PM
That kid's going to get the shit beat out of him in school
Rbstr
2004-02-02, 07:09 PM
:rofl:
Ait'al
2004-02-02, 07:10 PM
I dont think that works cause its not quite the same thing as an upgrade. Its more like software integration. :ugh: He should combine his and his wifes names and make it sound like a new software company or flagship application. ;)

Edit: Jon+Jamie=Jonie and whatever you could do with there last names. Or just call him server firmware 2004!
Corrosion
2004-02-02, 07:10 PM
:rofl:
Neon Apocalypse
2004-02-02, 07:12 PM
:lol:
Rayder
2004-02-02, 07:13 PM
Just more proof to my "People in Holland are stupid" theory.
Onizuka
2004-02-02, 07:13 PM
I dont think that works cause its not quite the same thing as an upgrade. Its more like software integration. :ugh: He should combine his and his wifes names and make it sound like a new software company or flagship application. ;)

Edit: Jon+Jamie=Jonie and whatever you could do with there last names. Or just call him server firmware 2004!

:rolleyes:
martyr
2004-02-02, 07:14 PM
i'm actually martyr XP
Dharkbayne
2004-02-02, 07:16 PM
I dont think that works cause its not quite the same thing as an upgrade. Its more like software integration. :ugh: He should combine his and his wifes names and make it sound like a new software company or flagship application. ;)

Edit: Jon+Jamie=Jonie and whatever you could do with there last names. Or just call him server firmware 2004!


YOU ARE NOT FUNNAY.
Strygun
2004-02-02, 07:17 PM
Just more proof to my "People in Holland are stupid" theory.

it's Holland, Michigan. A city in Michigan...
Onizuka
2004-02-02, 07:19 PM
YOU ARE NOT FUNNAY.


http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/sephi/ownedconnectfour-Moz.jpg
Rayder
2004-02-02, 07:21 PM
it's Holland, Michigan. A city in Michigan...
Wow! That is SO INTERESTING! I'll have to go there sometime, maybe on my way up to the UP, from my little city here in DEARBORN.
Hamma
2004-02-02, 08:30 PM
What a dolt :lol: :lol:
Squeeky
2004-02-02, 08:33 PM
:rofl: That is so cool. It's gonna be funny, is he going to upgrade his son to v2.1 when he reaches middle school?
Onizuka
2004-02-02, 08:52 PM
He should be like a beta version now.
Kikinchikin
2004-02-02, 11:00 PM
:lol:
martyr
2004-02-03, 12:15 AM
but wouldn't that mean that trimesters in pregnancy == release candidates (eg RC1, RC2, RC3) and dating & marriage would be the planning, alpha, and beta testing stages?
lightfire
2004-02-03, 12:18 AM
rofl thats good...... but that kids gona get the crap beat out of him...... poor guy.........
SDM
2004-02-03, 12:20 AM
I grew up about 10min away from Holland, MI. It's not that interesting.
martyr
2004-02-03, 12:31 AM
I grew up about 10min away from Holland, MI. It's not that interesting.
the name itself makes it sound very... dull. i'm not sure why. i guess that a city named after a whole european country just can't live up to its namesake; it's like naming some cheesy crosman bb gun "vulcan"