What The Fuck.

[Spee]

FriendOfMine: I vow to unleash upon this hell hole of a school a wrath so devastating, nothing will survive. This building will crumble and in its place a new race will rise, one superior to your feeble minds. One that is far better than any human intellect, and will pick you whelps apart piece by piece. Fear me my peers, fear me and run, for today you all shall die. And as you breathe your last breath, remember my face. Remember my will to scorch all of your bodies, and bask in the glory of your corpse. I see rivers of blood flowing through the doors, a stampede of millions galloping towards their doom. This is the end of this existence for you, and for me it is the beginning. The beginning of a new age where i have dominated these peons, destroyed their hopes, dreams, feelings.
FriendOfMine: trying to help a freind write a mission statement for his goals in his school
FriendOfMine: i think i killed it
Malachi32x1: I think youre insane.
Malachi32x1: That
Malachi32x1: Or lay off the FPS games for awhile =p
FriendOfMine: lol
FriendOfMine: am i insane?
FriendOfMine: or am i the sane one
FriendOfMine: and everyone else is crazy
FrienOfmine: maybe this world has been dominated by sadists
Malachi32x1: Well. Shooting up a school, if you havnt noticed, is something we dont usually do
FriendOfMine: and ignored by the apathetic
FriendOfMine: a world that cannot continue to exsist
FriendOfMine: there must be some end
FriendOfMine: and where is that end u ask
FriendOfMine: u can find it in me
FriendOfMine: i have the answer to this all


Gamer Geek, Gets good grades, is really damn quiet...


Whaddya say? Think I should take this to the counselor/cops? Im not too fond of catching lead with my chest.

[Sputty]

He's probably joking...but..always have a place to jump behind. If you got him arrested, he'd probably kill you anyway.

[Zodiac]

Yea, I would go crazy too if I had "millions" of students going to my school. ;)

But seriously, insane people dont IM their friends with stuff like that. Real psycos mumble that kind of shit while sitting in the corner chewing their finger-tips off. Give him a hug or something, he must need attention bad to stir up that much drama.

[AztecWarrior]

Talk to friends, see if they have heard the same things. Also, pack some innocent-looking school supplies, like scissors or compasses, that can be doubled as a weapon in a pinch.

[FlakMan]

Kick his arse

[dscytherulez]

Kick his arse

:nod:

Either that or be the nicest person in the world to him. Just in case the gun gets pointed in your direction, he might say "hmmm, no, hes been nice to me".

(That actually happened in columbine btw)

[martyr]

i think he's probably talking about the cafeteria @ lunchtime

[Zodiac]

Talk to friends, see if they have heard the same things. Also, pack some innocent-looking school supplies, like scissors or compasses, that can be doubled as a weapon in a pinch.

What the hell? How is a compass supposted to be a weapon? :huh:

[Dharkbayne]

Call the fucking cops, anonymously, if he did something, would you wan to live with the fact that you could have stopped it?

[Zodiac]

Call the fucking cops, anonymously, if he did something, would you wan to live with the fact that you could have stopped it?
Shut up.

[Spee]

What the hell? How is a compass supposted to be a weapon? :huh:


http://www.articlesforeducators.com/images/heading/compass.gif

[AztecWarrior]

What the hell? How is a compass supposted to be a weapon? :huh:
Some of them (I.E. not the ones for five year olds) have very sharp points. Use them not to slash, but to stab, like a kama.

EDIT: Thank you, Spee.

[Zodiac]

Hey, im an idiot in math but I know that is a protractor not a compass. :p

+5pts to me

edit: talking to spee here

[AztecWarrior]

Hey, im an idiot in math but I sure know that is infact a protractor not a compass. :p

+5pts to me
The protractor is on the bottom. The instrument on top is the compass. :lol:

You're still an idiot.

[Spee]

Also, I got a REALLY small, hyper-elitist school. 400 kids in it. Including middle school.


Im pretty sure he's joking, but, yanno, this unnerves me. And yes, Im his good friend, in the classes I have with him.

Ill just pack a monkey wrench in my backpack. No metal detectors in the school.

[Derfud]

What the hell? How is a compass supposted to be a weapon? :huh:
Incase you didnt realize, he is talking about a compass used in math, has a sharp metal point used for making a circle.

[Zodiac]

The protractor is on the bottom. The instrument on top is the compass. :lol:

You're still an idiot.

I always hated math class. :doh:

[dscytherulez]

The protractor is on the bottom. The instrument on top is the compass. :lol:

You're still an idiot.

LOL :nod:

[firecrackerNC]

Its obviously just a sort of joke.Its the quiet ones that dont give a warning and dont make jokes that would end up shooting up the school

[dscytherulez]

Its obviously just a sort of joke.Its the quiet ones that dont give a warning and dont make jokes that would end up shooting up the school

Thats actually not totally true. A portion of the serious ones(not TOO many) are the ones who say they're gonna do it, then everyone ignores them and then they actually do it to show everyone they could/would.

[AztecWarrior]

And then the media blames video games and movies. It is human nature to fix the blame on someone else and not your jock son/daughter who picks on someone else.

I've had visions of me shooting others, but I keep this to myself.

[dscytherulez]

Lol aztec thats what airsoft guns are for! I love shooting my friends with my P-99 and DE .50.

[Spee]

Its obviously just a sort of joke.Its the quiet ones that dont give a warning and dont make jokes that would end up shooting up the school


Gamer Geek, Gets good grades, is really damn quiet...

[firecrackerNC]

I invison myself shooting up my whole school one day............................................... .................................................. .................................................. ..Cause im hoping my school starts a paintball team that is.That would totally rock! Im still gonna think he's just joking,is he made fun of alot and teased?

[Spee]

I invison myself shooting up my whole school one day............................................... .................................................. .................................................. ..Cause im hoping my school starts a paintball team that is.That would totally rock! Im still gonna think he's just joking,is he made fun of alot and teased?


Last I checked, there was no 'teasing' at our school, except to people that really deserve it, since the entire populace seems to be out-of-place preps, goths, and geeks.


There is, however, Sarcastic mocking that may be misinterpreted.

[firecrackerNC]

if hes not teased or anything then i can't see why he would want to shoot everyone up at all except mabey attention but i dout that.Before someone would shoot up the school for attention he'd start acting different,mabey become a bad-boy and start getting in trouble first,drugs could be involved ect so until you see him changing like that i would worry,just wear kevlar under your shirt everyday for the next few years just in case im wrong tho

[dscytherulez]

Honestly, you should just ask the simple question: "Are you serious?"

It's that simple....

[AztecWarrior]

I mean with real guns.

The sad thing is, I have self-restraint. As I told someone a while ago, you never know when that student who gets picked on pulls out a sawed-off from his/her bookbag and begins spraying...

Then they blame video games, guns, movies, etc. I get in the game spirit when playing games. I am angered when someone insults me. There is a Berlin Wall between reality and fiction. They will never realize that the ones who insult are partially responsible...

Case in point. After Columbine, on the NBC today show, they were talking about the effect of games such as "Quake" and "Doom" (outdated at the time of airing) on kids. In particular, one kid did say "This shogun is straight out of fucking Doom." ALL THE FAMOUS GUNS HAVE BEEN TAKEN BY GAMES IN SOME FASHON OR ANOTHER! Kid shot by AK-47, blame CS. Shot by M16, blame America's Army. Shot by shotgun, blame Doom. Shot by Glock, blame Half-Life.

[firecrackerNC]

Aztec if you've had visions of shooting your school up then your pretty fucked up.Hopefully your joking if not,man seek some help,even if you have restraint thats still pretty bad

[Spee]

I mean with real guns.

The sad thing is, I have self-restraint. As I told someone a while ago, you never know when that student who gets picked on pulls out a sawed-off from his/her bookbag and begins spraying...

Then they blame video games, guns, movies, etc. I get in the game spirit when playing games. I am angered when someone insults me. There is a Berlin Wall between reality and fiction. They will never realize that the ones who insult are partially responsible...

Case in point. After Columbine, on the NBC today show, they were talking about the effect of games such as "Quake" and "Doom" (outdated at the time of airing) on kids. In particular, one kid did say "This shogun is straight out of fucking Doom." ALL THE FAMOUS GUNS HAVE BEEN TAKEN BY GAMES IN SOME FASHON OR ANOTHER! Kid shot by AK-47, blame CS. Shot by M16, blame America's Army. Shot by shotgun, blame Doom. Shot by Glock, blame Half-Life.


When I see a kid getting vaporized by some n00b with surge and a JH, Ill beleive you :p


I kid.

[AztecWarrior]

Aztec if you've had visions of shooting your school up then your pretty fucked up.Hopefully your joking if not,man seek some help,even if you have restraint thats still pretty bad
Well, not exactly visions, but I have imagined it.

[dscytherulez]

Lol your right aztec. I hate when they blame games. You forgot about the snipers at Washington DC. They blamed halo for their "expert" sniping skills.

Come the fuck on...if you never shot a real rifle ever, then you wouldn't even get close to hitting your mark like that. Not to mention you have to use it just to sight in the damn scope.

[firecrackerNC]

Thats kind of scary,I mean i've imagined myself shooting terrorists and other people who've deserved it but NEVER have I imagined myself shooting innocent people.What reason would you have for even thinking it?You teased by them or something?Or is it just a thought without any reason why you would do it?

[Spee]

Thats kind of scary,I mean i've imagined myself shooting terrorists and other people who've deserved it but NEVER have I imagined myself shooting innocent people.What reason would you have for even thinking it?You teased by them or something?Or is it just a thought without any reason why you would do it?


Im assuming aggression without a way to channel it.


I used to do that, before I found I could effectively mix anger and humo. Now people just call me Lewis Black. :rolleyes:

[Firefly]

Look at it this way. Case studies of school shooting sprees usually find that most of these fuckface kids give warnings. They get all "RPG-FPS" going around saying "Behold, Eldork the Gagnarth will slay you!" and then they start playing Rambo in the hallways. The next day, you've got fifty dead kids in the hallway.

Look at it another way. You could laugh like the rest of the braindead morons in THIS thread, and joke about it with the rest of the retread retards in THIS thread. And I won't shed a tear at your funeral, because you're a qualifier for the Darwin awards.

Or, alternately, you can maybe mention it to someone in a position to do something, like a guidance counselor or a teacher, or a principle, or even a cop. And maybe the kid gets investigated and embarrassed for making stupid statements. Or maybe they find a bookbag full of weapons. Either way, you win. The fucking kid shouldn't be stupid enough to say shit like that. It's about as smart as making bomb jokes in airports or threatening in a downtown-DC bar to sh00t up the Whyte Haus.

[firecrackerNC]

so wait.........were retards?....im a retard???? you said people in this thread are retards,your in this thread.So are you a retard? /me just curious

[Zodiac]

Chill out Firefly.

True, hes has to have issues to be saying anything like that but we dont have enough information to recomend somthing as serious as to speak to a police offer or principal. Talk to him first, in person, and then depending on his response consiter mentioning something to a conunslor or a parent. But don't freak out over it, jeez.

This really isnt the best place to be asking for advice anyway. ;)

btw Firefly, what case studies have you been reading heh? Link please.

[Spee]

Malachi32x1: Hey
FriendOfMine: hey
Malachi32x1: Got a question for you, since the whole "death-spree" thing is wierdin' me out.
Malachi32x1: Were you serious?
FriendOfMine: no
FriendOfMine: lol
FriendOfMine: or was i?
Malachi32x1: Awesome.
FriendOfMine: dun dun dun
FriendOfMine: not right now
Malachi32x1: =P
Malachi32x1: Ah. Do it when Im absent, then, alright? =P
FriendOfMine: all good
Malachi32x1: w00t.
Malachi32x1: Thanks, I was worried for a minute - Not too fond of catching lead with my chest, you know?
FriendOfMine: yah, bad habit
Malachi32x1: Yeah.



So....Hes not gonna do it.


Hopefully.

[Zodiac]

Good call Spee, freaking out over a friend weirding out is never the way to go. :thumbsup:

[firecrackerNC]

I'd still wear that kevlar to school for the next few years anyhow,hell I wear mine everyday,it's not to bad,you get used to it and it makes my shoulders look bigger.

[Kikinchikin]

u serious?

[Rbstr]

I'm a gamer, i'm quiet mostly, i get good grades, i'm not popular, i know how to do thing liek blow suff up and make leathal weapons.

I just realized i'm probbly on the watched list(you know they have them)

I too have felt liek shooting a few people in my school, but they let up and started not being assholes anymore, so those visons went away :)

[ZeusCali]

*BOOM,boom, boom, booom, >;-D
Bob: JIMMY what the hell are you doing!!!!
Carol: omfg wth!!!!
*ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
*game over*
jimmy; what it's jsut the new video game!
*cut to a shot of a cover....shows a highschool and a geek with a lot of guns attached to him and a big grin....*
/random thoughts

[Squeeky]

You guys are paranoid :rofl:

[Firefly]

so wait.........were retards?....im a retard???? you said people in this thread are retards,your in this thread.So are you a retard? /me just curious
Read what I wrote. I said the ones laughing about it. The ones who treat it like it's a joke.

we dont have enough information to recomend somthing as serious as to speak to a police offer or principal.
In today's day and age, word of mouth is enough. When you're dealing with mass attacks, most definitely. Days after the Columbine shooting, a kid was arrested by the FBI for saying he was going to do the same thing- in a Yahoo chatroom.

btw Firefly, what case studies have you been reading heh? Link please.
Do an internet search for school shootings. Read the evidence. Not just some asshole blogger's inter-nut commentary. Most of the times, the punk bitches who go shooting up people leave great indicators that they've got a few screws loose.

And again- just like here, what I referenced earlier, there's always some zit-faced tear-streaked kid wearing a MEGADETH t-shirt crying to the reporters saying some stupid shit like "I mean, everyone picked on them, and he said that he'd get them back... but I just never believed it, sob-sob, boo-hoo".

[OneManArmy]

all he needs is a fluffy kitty to squeeze. take all the anger and spite right out of a man. Guaranteed.

[Neon Apocalypse]

these people start columbines, kill them