[Audio] World War III On Teamspeak!

[Squeeky]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/blizz.mp3

Ok, here's the deal. Blizzard, martyr, and Angela (Triggar) are all roomates. They didn't like Ultraviolet's shenanigans so i invited them onto teamspeak for a little conversation.

AKAPELLA=Random guy i didn't like
Guy with high pitched interjections=Dharkbayne
Dorito reference=ObnoxiousFrog

We had like 15 people on teamspeak at once. The above mp3 is the result of our conversation. Enjoy

[ultraviolet]

HFS... listening now.

[Peacemaker]

Holy christ NO ONE MENTIONS ME!!! ITS LIKE PEACE DONT EXSIST

[ultraviolet]

:love: for Peace.

[Dharkbayne]

I got banned 3x in that convo. :(

[firecrackerNC]

Hey it fits in with your name :) banned x3

[l3lizz4rd]

I got banned 3x in that convo. :(
Too bad too, you were my favorite part.

[Everay]

im guessing the first person to talk is squeeky, but oh man, that was funnah. dont hurt me squeeky please :D

[Onizuka]

Thats on my ipod now.

[Squeeky]

Yes, the angsty man screaming was me. For the record, i've had a rough few weeks and months lately. My life is a mess, i'm a mess, physichally and emotionally. I'm being set off by stupid shit as of lately. And i appologize to all partys involved for getting seriously mad. But, the thing is, i <3 Chelle, attention whore or not, and now we can all sit back and laugh at this .mp3 here.

[AztecWarrior]

LOL I'm getting TeamSpeak. I've already got the mike.

[Everay]

bayne, i <3 you. this is too much :rofl:

what TS server are you on?

[ghost018]

Good stuff.

[ZionsFire]

I like peanut butter!

[Dharkbayne]

If anyone wants a link to the honk


Teh Honkage (http://www.neosith.com/honk.wav)

and my song


My song (http://www.neosith.com/bbqsauce.wav)

Both made in Sound Recorder, ph34r

[Zodiac]

woooo listening to 35 minuates of people I dont know arguing is what I call fun! :rolleyes:

[EineBeBoP]

...wow squeeky was pissed.

can I get the cdl/psu ts server info plz. lost it in my last format.

[ultraviolet]

barbecue sauce... barbecue sauce...

[Everay]

i dont think it was on the cdl/psu server

[Dharkbayne]

EDITED BECAUSE OF FRAGMATIC. Sorry, :p

[Onizuka]

Squeekies gone ape :p

EDIT: I like squeeky

EDIT2: Jeez squeeks swears like crazy and dhark is being hilarious

EDIT3: omg squeeky is hilarious; owned acapello or whoever

EDIT4: Squeeky is sooo funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: rock on

EDIT5: im a little, im a little im a little FUCKIN MAD RIGHT NOW! :rofl: :rofl:

EDIT6: Hope you dont use too many profanities? too late :p

[Everay]

yea, squeeky was the only one talking, and when ever they did, they said stupid childish stuff, squeeky won that interweb fight

[Dharkbayne]

1/2 of the whole thing is "Ban Dhark, kick dhark, kickban Dhark, dhark, STFU, Dhark, quiet, Dhark, MY MIC MY MIC!" no <3 for teh Dharkbayne, :(

[Triggar]

Dhark 0wned that conversation so hard

And my new best friend Fragmatic was pretty sweet, too

[EarlyDawn]

Omfg. "I liek peanutbutter!"

"... she does NOT want a cock in her mouth. SHE IS KIDDING AROUND

...

Blizzard- I LIKE DORITOS
Dhark- MEh TOOO
Squeeky- Doritos are FUCKING GOOD"

[Fragmatic]

Dhark, please do not post the IP/Address of the server, It's not mine, and I shouldn't even let you guys use it in that way, so edit that out now

[SkunkPunk]

frag bogarted and kicked me out, so i couldent listen... he hates me for no reason lol or at least he hasnt told me why, but i had the wrong codec anyways so it wouldent work for me :( but the mp3 works woot

[Angel_of_Death]

they said stupid childish stuff, squeeky won that interweb fight

Winning an interweb fight. Not only should you be ashamed that you guys HAD an interweb fight (about what? exactly) but there is no such thing as a winner in one of these fights. You're fighting with people you don't know, and don't care about.

If they said childish stuff, don't even fuckin bother with them. It's childish to have one of these fights, and I'm sure many others agree.

PS: Flame me if you want, I couldn't care less about how some of you think you know me.

[Onizuka]

I really don't care. I have no probs with UV. Its just funny :rofl:

[ultraviolet]

:love: for Dhark. Your barbecue sauce and honking pwns all.

[EarlyDawn]

Omfg.

"I LIKE BJORK"
"YHARR"

[martyr]

hey, i never got invited, and i never said i didn't like her shenanigans.

everybody knows how hard it is to disagree with shenanigans.

[ultraviolet]

*continues singing "barbecue sauce..."*

[Strygun]

oh dear

[Seer]

Attention whoring is not a joke. Jokes are funny.

[Setari]

that was hell...btw, Dhark was crazy funny...

again btw, Squeeky did you tell Dhark, "I'll ban you from fucking stuff!" ? cuz that was funny

[Triggar]

I <3 you.

[Strygun]

My favorite part of that whole recording is triggar:

http://staff.planetside-universe.com/strygun/triggarvomit.wav

[Squeeky]

again btw, Squeeky did you tell Dhark, "I'll ban you from fucking stuff!" ? cuz that was funny


Ya :)

I'm glad you guys enjoy teh shenanigans.

[Triggar]

Did someone say "shenanigans"?

[Setari]

yea

[Corrosion]

WW3? of.n

[MilitantB0B]

This is one of the reasons I hate the interweb, there are certain times when a conversation between people reaches the point that a punc hhas to be thrown, and I have yet to find a way to throw a punch via a computer, which means most disagreements come down to a bitch fest.

[martyr]

http://www.shenanigans-pattaya.com/images/011210_12_03.jpg (http://www.shenanigans-pattaya.com)

http://store3.yimg.com/I/shenanigans_1646_58356 (http://www.shenanigansbarandgrill.com)

http://butlersspecialty.com/shenanigans/images/ash_kids_400082_200.jpg (http://butlersspecialty.com/shenanigans/)

[Corrosion]

http://www.shenanigans-pattaya.com/images/011210_12_03.jpg (http://www.shenanigans-pattaya.com)

http://store3.yimg.com/I/shenanigans_1646_58356 (http://www.shenanigansbarandgrill.com)

http://butlersspecialty.com/shenanigans/images/ash_kids_400082_200.jpg (http://butlersspecialty.com/shenanigans/)
um.... ya...

[martyr]

i hate many webmasters of the world tonight, for that top shenanigans picture.

"hey farva, what's that place you like..."

[OneManArmy]

Yes, the angsty man screaming was me. For the record, i've had a rough few weeks and months lately. My life is a mess, i'm a mess, physichally and emotionally. I'm being set off by stupid shit as of lately. And i appologize to all partys involved for getting seriously mad.


did the vaccum cleaner leave you becuse you were humping others? ;)



j/k man cheer up tomorrows always another day. yadda yadda [insert witty life affirming uplifting comment]

seriously though it always gets better.

[SDM]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Dharkbayne.
Just imagine if I were there too Dhark, they wouldn't have gotten any arguing done.

:love: Ultraviolet

[ObnoxiousFrog]

By the way, it twas me that did the Doritos thing, I thought the world should know that they are by far the superior tortilla chip for the American lifestyle...and a few British and Canadian ones.

[321]

:lol:

[Ogge]

AKAPELLA = one of the elite on the werner server...... anyway.... someone screams alot =(

[Squeeky]

I screamed alot :lol:

[Ogge]

My blood presure is 127/70 or something....
i just think that is stupid and noone of you can argue any good... well if you wher in the Polish Parliament it wud be semi good.

[Indecisive]

I HAVE FRIEND HERE!11

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

/edit/ I baby sit!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL.

baby sit? Who in their right mind....

[Squeeky]

Whats wrong with babysitting you tard? I make $50 per session.

[Indecisive]

You are insane. The commited shouldnt babysit.

[Hezzy]

ROFL dhark

[Dharkbayne]

I'm glad everyone liked my antics and shenanigans. :)

[Neon Apocalypse]

i couldnt stop laughing last night

someone randomly said "i like doritos"

when the whole TS server was quiet for a second, i just couldnt stop

[Infernus]

:huh: ... ... PWNT! Um is there a child friendly version?


BTW... Squeeky makes me moist when he's angry...

I lke doritos and mountain dew too...

[Indecisive]

:rofl: you're such a crack head dhark :rofl:

[Rayder]

Squeeky becomes very annoying after 34 minutes of "fucks," "shits," "bitches," and "it's like this whole thing is a fucking world crisis or something!"

[Indecisive]

And im the flagrent homosexual

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


UV is an attention whore btw, she knows it but its funny. This convo is a waste of web space :P

[ultraviolet]

:mad: GRR!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

/me huggles uv


Let's go enjoy some doritos.

[EarlyDawn]

Wait, Triggar = Angela = ultraviolet?

[ultraviolet]

No. ultraviolet = chelle

/me huggles obfrog. much, much :love:

[Dharkbayne]

No. ultraviolet = chelle

/me huggles obfrog. much, much :love:
wtf, no huggles for me? </3

[ultraviolet]

huggles and <3 for dharkbayne! *mwa!*

[Firefly]

This was hands-down the gayest shit on record. I am now fifty IQ points dumber for having listened to that. I thought it was going to be interesting, instead it was like listening to a bunch of prepubescent girls arguing about whether Enrique Iglesias or Ricky Martin is hotter.

[Neon Apocalypse]

thats what made it so funny

[Firefly]

I found no part of that remotely humorous at all.

[Happy lil Elf]

My blood presure is 127/70 or something....
i just think that is stupid and noone of you can argue any good... well if you wher in the Polish Parliament it wud be semi good.

The irony of this statment is killing me. :rofl:

[EarlyDawn]

This was hands-down the gayest shit on record. I am now fifty IQ points dumber for having listened to that. I thought it was going to be interesting, instead it was like listening to a bunch of prepubescent girls arguing about whether Enrique Iglesias or Ricky Martin is hotter.:rofl: :rofl:

[worldvengence]

wow...squeeky says "fuck" more than me....and i said it 15 times today in gym...and it was a good day!

[Angel_of_Death]

I found no part of that remotely humorous at all.

/agree

[r3d]

oh dear

[Infernus]

Serious post this time...

Um... all I can do is laugh... it seems a bit ridiculous but I do think Squeeky's...er...chivilrous(sp?) honor to his friends...

Um... much love for UV btw :love:

and who keeps saying govnah?

[Onizuka-GTO]

:rofl:

Who's the one with the high pitched voice? That keeps interupting everyone? It's so funny! Whoever you are, I think i'm in :love: with you. :lol:

[SkunkPunk]

actually it was more like a civil war rather than a world war... if u really think about it

[Happy lil Elf]

We recently had a training class at work reguarding "constructive feedback". I'm not sure if I learned anything, but what the hell, I'll give it a shot.


Well first of all the good part. My dowload rate off that host site was great.

....

Well that about sums that up. Now on to the meat of the post I suppose, Squeek.

That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard, read or had the displeasure to hear about. You talking tough on Teamspeak is about as intimidating as Barney the fucking dinosaur holding a whiffle bat. Don't ever try to be tough again. It's fucking pathetic. That fact that is was over the idiotic drivel that you and UV sprinkle like dandruff off a retard's head makes it even more pathetic. Just listening to that was embarrassing.

I'm not sure what the whole thing is with Blizzard, and quite frankly I don't give a shit. If he's been calling you and UV out over the derailments consisting of juniorhigh-grade sexual banter: Good. Someone needed to. It was starting to get really fucking annoying. We really don't need hundreds of trite posts consisting of "Tounch mah bewbs!" "! K!" "Hahahah u my bitch" "hahaha I Chelle's bitch". Go find you fucking father and a can of anal lube if you're that fucking sex starved.

Jesus CHRIST, that was fucking dumb.













Just kidding :p
But some responses like that would have definately made it a lot more entertaining :lol:

[Neon Apocalypse]

:rofl:

Who's the one with the high pitched voice? That keeps interupting everyone? It's so funny! Whoever you are, I think i'm in :love: with you. :lol:

that would be dhark

im da govnah, of dah californiah!

and that may have been me

[Rayder]

Barney doesn't need a whiffle bat, he just jump on you with his fuffy green and purpleness of doom. Doom I say, DOOM!

[EineBeBoP]

Barney doesn't need a whiffle bat, he just jump on you with his fuffy green and purpleness of doom. Doom I say, DOOM!

Indeed.
I fear barney.

[Squeeky]

I'd be fucking scared shitless if Barney came at me with a whiffle bat.

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl:

Who's the one with the high pitched voice? That keeps interupting everyone? It's so funny! Whoever you are, I think i'm in :love: with you. :lol:


Yup, that was me :lol:

[AztecWarrior]

:rofl:

Who's the one with the high pitched voice? That keeps interupting everyone? It's so funny! Whoever you are, I think i'm in :love: with you. :lol:
Oooh, this profession was a mistake. :lol:

[Zodiac]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Holy shit Elf, thats the best post I have read here in months. You sooo had me fooled. :lol:

[Triggar]

Dammit Elf, I was totally agreeing with you, and though, "FINALLY! Someone gets it."

I hope your "kidding" comment was in an effort to cover your ass?

[Dharkbayne]

I'd be fucking scared shitless if Barney came at me with a whiffle bat.
:rofl:

[Happy lil Elf]

Dammit Elf, I was totally agreeing with you, and though, "FINALLY! Someone gets it."

I hope your "kidding" comment was in an effort to cover your ass?

Don't know, no opinion.


:cool2:

[Squeeky]

Ok, fucking drop the discussion. The fact is we have differing opinions, this thread was too discuss teh funnay resulting from the TMSPK convo, not the convo itself.

[Firefly]

The fact is we have differing opinions, this thread was too discuss teh funnay resulting from the TMSPK convo, not the convo itself.
This is the same thing. The TMSPK convo was the convo itself.

And I think most of us discussed "teh funnay" and agreed the following:

It Wasn't.

[Squeeky]

This is the same thing. The TMSPK convo was the convo itself.

And I think most of us discussed "teh funnay" and agreed the following:

It Wasn't.

Get the fuck off my internet.

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl:

[OneManArmy]

www.yourethemannowdog.com

[Firefly]

Get the fuck off my internet.
It's Al Gore's internet, I am suing you for copyright infringement.

[Liquidtide]

This MP3 could easily be made into a drinking game.

[Dharkbayne]

Haha "Honk" DRINK! Or "Ffffffffucker" DRINK! Fuck, even "Dhark, shut the fuck up!" DRINK!

[Squeeky]

Whenever Squeeky says fuck or makes a homosexual reference. You take a shot of Smirnov

Whenever Dharkbayne honks, you take 3 gulps of beer.

Sure enough to get you drunk as a motherfucker.

[Firefly]

Or if you're a lightweight or a shitty drunk, you'll be puking for mixing your alcohol.

[ultraviolet]

Beer before liquor, never been sicker.
Liquor before beer, something something something-eeeer.

[Neon Apocalypse]

:burp:

[Firefly]

Yes I know what the saying says. And it's also not true, it's subjective.

However. As I *SAID*. If you're a lightweight or a shitty drunk, you'll be puking. Maxim notwithstanding. Some puds were just not meant to drink anything but a wine cooler.

[Dharkbayne]

Beer before liquor, never been sicker.
Liquor before beer, get drunk quicker.

I believe that's it, or something like that

[Squeeky]

Beer before liquor, never been sicker.
Liquor before beer, something something something-eeeer.


Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
Beer before liquor, you'll never be sicker.

Even i know that....and i don't drink........stop looking at me like that....i seriously dont drink.....SERIOUSLY

[Onizuka]

^_^ sure.

[Happy lil Elf]

Ok, fucking drop the discussion. The fact is we have differing opinions, this thread was too discuss teh funnay resulting from the TMSPK convo, not the convo itself.
Nobody had posted anything for over fifteen hours so you bump it by telling everyone to drop the discussion.

Brilliant!

Whenever Squeeky says fuck or makes a homosexual reference. You take a shot of Smirnov

Whenever Dharkbayne honks, you take 3 gulps of beer.

Sure enough to get you drunk as a motherfucker.That's of assuming of course you don't jam long pointy objects into your ears to "make teh stupid stop." ;)


*Edit*
P.S. Bump.

[ultraviolet]

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
Beer before liquor, you'll never be sicker.

Even i know that....and i don't drink........stop looking at me like that....i seriously dont drink.....SERIOUSLY

windex makes for a great air freshener, right? :D

*huggles*

[Squeeky]

Nobody had posted anything for over fifteen hours so you bump it by telling everyone to drop the discussion.

Brilliant!
.

I thought so

[Phaden]

Im listening to it now, wow. Thats all i can say, WOW. Thats one pissed off dude. and again, Wow.


And Dark, wow thats awesome.

[Triggar]

THIS WHOLE THREAD MAKES MY BLOOD HURT. KKTHXBYE.

[Squeeky]

Vital information Triggar.

[FlakMan]

Squeeky, you were too friggin loud. I wanted to hear Dharkbayne :D

Dude, you are more irritable than even I am

[Octavian]

Wow I always thought Squeeky would have more of a high voice.