[Poll]Shall I make a "Ban Porkfryer" song?

[Fragmatic]

well?

[Infernus]

eh... I suppose, but will there be ninjas?

[Glaynor]

He's not even worth the time to think up a song. Ban his sorry ass and lets move onto something move worthwhile.

[SkunkPunk]

if it wastes ur time do it

[Fragmatic]

He's not even worth the time to think up a song. Ban his sorry ass and lets move onto something move worthwhile.

I got fuck all else to do with my time :p

And yes, there will be ninjas, I am a ninja! (see avatard)

[Dharkbayne]

I would like a song... but i also like peanut butter... DAMN YOU FRAGMATIC! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Edit: I voted for peanut butter... :(

[Peacemaker]

Yes do it!!! (Btw of course I Peacemaker... THE MIGHTY PB COVERED WOMAN LOVING MAN WHORE HAS VOTED FOR LIKEING THE PB!!!!!)

[AztecWarrior]

He can say what he wants, so can you. Go for it.

[Fragmatic]

I would like a song... but i also like peanut butter... DAMN YOU FRAGMATIC! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

I'm sorry :(

:love:

[Infernus]

so long as theres ninjas its all good... and I gotta say u play the guitar good compared to me, lyrics... well lets not go there... *goes back to his new drumset*

Peanut Butter is special... I like Peanut Butter, and orange soda...

[Corrosion]

I like Peanut Butter

[Peacemaker]

WTFS!? Im the only one who makes made love with women covered in peanutbutter! STOP SAYING YOU ARE TOO!

[Dharkbayne]

WHO SAID I MADE LOVE TO WOMEN!?!?!? Huh?!

[SecondRaven]

Make a song, knock your self out... Make sure to post the song when your done and PM The Pork with it :)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

As long as you say "lollipop" I'm game.

[Rbstr]

He's not even worth the time to think up a song. Ban his sorry ass and lets move onto something move worthwhile.

yeah

[Infernus]

I never made love to anyone when I was covered in peanut butter last saturday night...

[Rayder]

As long as you say "lollipop" I'm game.
He just needs to say "indubitably."

[sutserikeru]

mmmmm... peanut butter

[Happy lil Elf]

WHO SAID I MADE LOVE TO WOMEN!?!?!? Huh?!And so it was that the member of PSU known as "Dharkbayne" finally came out of the closet. Unfortunately this began a short but almost unimaginably horrible downward spiral for the infamous "Banned 3x" poster. Soon he was forced to turn to making homosexual porno films most of which were named, in true porn fashion, as simply bad mutilations of another title.

Since the only title Dhark was known for was "Banned 3x" his first film was entitled "Boned XXX". This film had many new ground breaking and dangerously disgusting scenes such as the now infamous "Double Clydesdale Dong Penetration" and "Midget Von Trapeeze Troupe Orgy". Obviously these scenes do not need to be detailed since they were broadcast across the globe when a regular of a public forum on the Planetside Universe website known widely as "ObFrog" hacked into the FOX netowrk during the 2005 Superbowl and treated viewing audiences to both of the aforementioned paragons of depravity instead of the planned Disney On Ice halftime show. The third scene, which fortunately was cut off just before it aired to the world, supposedly contains acts of such a horrendous magnitude that it's widely thought simply viewing them will cause an instant aneurism. Since all copies of the film and everyone involved in it's making have been siezed and destroyed as potential weapons of mass destruction, and Dhark was incapacitated by the filiming, we can only speculate what happened in those last moments of the film.

Obviously the world was outraged at the actions of the internet terrorist known as ObFrog (who was aquitted of all charges due to his ingenious "MS Paint defense"). No matter how much harm the small children all around the world came to from viewing both Dhark's first and last appearance in a pornographic film it could never compare to the physical and emotional destruction that was inflicted upon Dhark by those two horses and those loveable high flying lovemaking midgets.

When reached for comment on his fall from greatness Dhark simply drooled, from his left nipple. The attending nurse informed us it was her belief that it represented reget. For what, we'll never know. Perhaps for letting those giant horses ram him like a jackhammer. Perhaps for letting his director talk him into the mid air quintuple penetration shot. Or perhaps it was simply for coming out of the closet in the first place and setting himself on that dark road to oblivion.





And this, ladies and gentlemen, hs conviced me that I need sleep and as soon as humanly possible.

[Rayder]

:clap: Submit that to the Wallstreet Journal or Readers' Digest.

[Dharkbayne]

And so it was that the member of PSU known as "Dharkbayne" finally came out of the closet. Unfortunately this began a short but almost unimaginably horrible downward spiral for the infamous "Banned 3x" poster. Soon he was forced to turn to making homosexual porno films most of which were named, in true porn fashion, as simply bad mutilations of another title.

Since the only title Dhark was known for was "Banned 3x" his first film was entitled "Boned XXX". This film had many new ground breaking and dangerously disgusting scenes such as the now infamous "Double Clydesdale Dong Penetration" and "Midget Von Trapeeze Troupe Orgy". Obviously these scenes do not need to be detailed since they were broadcast across the globe when a regular of a public forum on the Planetside Universe website known widely as "ObFrog" hacked into the FOX netowrk during the 2005 Superbowl and treated viewing audiences to both of the aforementioned paragons of depravity instead of the planned Disney On Ice halftime show. The third scene, which fortunately was cut off just before it aired to the world, supposedly contains acts of such a horrendous magnitude that it's widely thought simply viewing them will cause an instant aneurism. Since all copies of the film and everyone involved in it's making have been siezed and destroyed as potential weapons of mass destruction, and Dhark was incapacitated by the filiming, we can only speculate what happened in those last moments of the film.

Obviously the world was outraged at the actions of the internet terrorist known as ObFrog (who was aquitted of all charges due to his ingenious "MS Paint defense"). No matter how much harm the small children all around the world came to from viewing both Dhark's first and last appearance in a pornographic film it could never compare to the physical and emotional destruction that was inflicted upon Dhark by those two horses and those loveable high flying lovemaking midgets.

When reached for comment on his fall from greatness Dhark simply drooled, from his left nipple. The attending nurse informed us it was her belief that it represented reget. For what, we'll never know. Perhaps for letting those giant horses ram him like a jackhammer. Perhaps for letting his director talk him into the mid air quintuple penetration shot. Or perhaps it was simply for coming out of the closet in the first place and setting himself on that dark road to oblivion.





And this, ladies and gentlemen, hs conviced me that I need sleep and as soon as humanly possible.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
OMFG CLASSIC

[Fragmatic]

http://fragmatic.is-a-geek.net/mp3s/banporkfryer.mp3
(Knocked up in 5mins whilst I was having a crap)

(Sung in a dodgy Green Day style)
I think we should ban Porkfryer,
'Cause he really gets on my nerves
I think we should ban him yeah,
He should get banned oh yeah,
I think should ban him yeah,
'Cause he's a pillock

He really gets on my tits,
Just posting absolutely useless shit yeah
It's really rotting my brain,
And I'm going insane from this crap he's spouting

He's so crap
Oh so crap
It's so shit
Oh no shit
It's so crap
Just oh crap
It's so shit
Oh no shit

SING ALONG NOW

Ban Him x8

Oh Yeah

Let's ban this prick,
From PSU
Just please stop shit,
We don't need it

[Jaged]

:clap: :clap: I love it!


Edit: Wait, whats a pillock? :confused:

[MidnightDave]

A PSU Classic!

I LOVE IT! :clap: :clap: :rock: :rock:

[AztecWarrior]

AWESOME! This is the BEST SONG EVER!

[Indecisive]

:clap:

[Fragmatic]

Pillock = English slang,

kinda like calling someone an asshole, but its a comical swear word

[ultraviolet]

This is awesome. It gets Chelle's Seal of Approval.

Edit: Peace, feel free to dip me in the vat of peanut butter anytime! Have I told you I have a few baked goods I make with pb? BAKED GOODS! Fresh! Homemade! And if that doesn't convince you to visit me, I don't know what will. :)

[Incompetent]

:rofl: Fucking classic

[Onizuka-GTO]

I like penut butter too. :love:

[EineBeBoP]

You just cant vote against Peanut Butter.