Man Attempts to Rape Dog, Gets Mauled

[Dharkbayne]

http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8579692^13762,00.html

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
BITCH FUCKING OWNED


He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.

[Zenny]

I'm :rofl: but :scared: at the same time...

[SDM]

He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.



:lol: :rofl:

[ultraviolet]

oh... mah... goodness...

[Ogge]

maybe he shud move to sweden...

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article177749.ece

"Animal sex is not illegal in Sweden, and every year between 200 and 300 pets are injured because of sexual assaults"

[I Hate Pants]

I don't know what to say. Just when im sure I've already heard of the stupidest person in the world. Something like this happens. Lucky him the dog didn't maul his balls.

[Laeritides]

:rofl:

[Rbstr]

:rofl: its also a bit freaky.

You know a czar of russia (Cathrin the somthing-or-other) was killed becasue she was having a horse lowered on her and the Rope broke and the horse crushed her.

[ZeusCali]

, on Bangkok's southeastern fringes
... that Toryip Rawang,...
bang cock's southeastern fringes? and tore he *** are a wang? .... this sounds fake :rofl:

[GreyFox]

:rofl: its also a bit freaky.

You know a czar of russia (Cathrin the somthing-or-other) was killed becasue she was having a horse lowered on her and the Rope broke and the horse crushed her.
That's only a myth, it's not true.

[GreyFox]

maybe he shud move to sweden...

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article177749.ece

"Animal sex is not illegal in Sweden, and every year between 200 and 300 pets are injured because of sexual assaults"
WTF?!
I'm Swede and I didn't know that....

[Fragmatic]

maybe he shud move to sweden...

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article177749.ece

"Animal sex is not illegal in Sweden, and every year between 200 and 300 pets are injured because of sexual assaults"

We now know what Ogge gets up to ;)

Edit - Just stumbled across this, are you a vet by chance?
Clicky me (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=8&u=/nm/cats_dc)

[ZeusCali]

oh snap owned! , and who ever said cats suck... fumes!!!!!

[Squeeky]

I've raped a few dogs in my day.

[Dharkbayne]

I've raped a few dogs in my day.
:thumbsup:

[JakeLogan]

I've raped a few dogs in my day.
:huh: *reads again*
I've raped a few dogs in my day.
:scared:

[Ivan]

Who hasn't? :rolleyes:

[ZeusCali]

I've raped a few dogs in my day.
Buttsechs?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :scared:
:doh: :huh: :rofl: :lol:

Nice randomness dude Like the new you!,
btw lol dhark found my happyface!!!
:thumbsup:

:love:

[Dharkbayne]

Are you on crack?

[ZeusCali]

place aim ur'd posts DARKBANE

[Fragmatic]

I think he is :P

[ZeusCali]

crack? no that's holland or christiana not sud france . O:-)

[I Hate Pants]

I've raped a few dogs in my day.

:nono:

[Sputty]

So, did you finger some dogs then?

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl:

[Neon Apocalypse]

the world is gonna end

people are just totally fucked up, who the hell would want to rape a dog

this world is sick

[Hamma]

http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8579692^13762,00.html

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
BITCH FUCKING OWNED
:ugh:

[FlakMan]

:rofl:

This guy gets wasted and goes out and humps dogs, what a way to tell him not to drink! :lol:

[Neon Apocalypse]

thats really fucking sick, my stomach is lurching at the thought, i mean atleast you cant get diseases, or well, i think, but thats still fucking wrong omfg

[TheN00b]

*mentally tries to picture, then barfs* :eek:

[Ivan]

At least this guy didn't go all gay and find a male dog... :lol:

[AztecWarrior]

Too bad he didn't lose the ability to procreate, if he did he'd get his very own Darwin Award.

[JakeLogan]

Getting some tail was never so literal.

[EineBeBoP]

Pns NdaDog?

:lol: I posted this a few days ago on {BOHICA}

[arctik]

He must have a small d**k to be able to fit it in a dog. I heard it was impossible. Guess not.

[HawkEye]

:scared: omfg sick shit

[SDM]

Pns NdaDog :rofl: Eine

[Ait'al]

Some dogs have penises the size of humans. some larger. How do you think fetish people do anything. The females dogs have to be able to take it 8)

Edit: if the female dogs couldnt take it the species would be a little screwed, if you know what i mean!

[Dharkbayne]

You measure dog penii? And watch bestiality movies?

[Ait'al]

IVe seen quite a bit serfing the net. and ive seen dogs in person and had one or two if i remember.

they tend, like all animals, to let it hang out unlike us humans. Usually! Or should i say they tend to dig there suroundings.

Its a naturall part of having a pet! It will happen eventually wether you notice it or not.

[Dharkbayne]

There it is, Aital likes to watch people fuck animals, folks!

[Ait'al]

Well youve either seen some too surfing hte net or you dont know enough to make comments now do ya! :D

And if you didnt notice it has a tendency to be animals fucking people not people fucking animals 8o

[Octavian]

Ewww, is he Swedish?

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl: Aital, how could you "Come across quite a bit" what kind of sites are you going to?

[Octavian]

For his manly needs. You know, porn. I read somewhere that they have that on normal porn sites. BBC I believe it was.

[Dharkbayne]

/me uses KazaA for all his porn needs, no popup ads/spyware, porn browsing is sooo 2001

[Ait'al]

well some of it is random surfing. the rest is freaking boredom and clicking on a site that says "we fuck dogs, wanna see?" :ugh: :P~



Edit: Ya know, atleast were on subject with this conversatoin.

[Dharkbayne]

"We fuck dogs, wanna see?" If you click that, that says that INDEED, you wanna see. You aren't bored, you like dog sex.

[Ait'al]

Hey, im typing. Look no hands! :clap: :wave:

[Dharkbayne]

http://www.neosith.com/wtf.gif

[Onizuka-GTO]

He must have a small d**k to be able to fit it in a dog. I heard it was impossible. Guess not.

Actually the dogs penis is like a balloon, when he mates with a female dog it inflates and literallay wedges itself in the bitch (female dog not an insult. really.) so that no other males can break them apart while the male dog is...erm...implanting his genes.

And just for your information, I know because I have a dog, and I've caught him in action (3 time actually the horny thing.)
And you have to laugh when you see these two dogs facing the opposite direction actually trying to pull apart. Maybe cos I was holding food at the time and the poor thing forgot about being tied up? :lol:

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl:

[Octavian]

/me uses KazaA for all his porn needs, no popup ads/spyware, porn browsing is sooo 2001

Dude, no one uses Kazaa anymore. That is sooo 2003.

[Dharkbayne]

Well, Kazaa K- Lit K++, :p

[Octavian]

Yeah yeah whatever. Continue to use that till next year. Then I can say, "Kazaa K- Lit K++ is sooo 2004." But anyway, have fun searching for your animal porn.

[Indecisive]

Bestiality sucks. The Bible told me this. So shove it up your dog mauled ass.

[Octavian]

I hope your talking to the Asian guy. Why don't you join Dhark on his quest for animal sex, I'm sure you'll make a great partner with him.

[Indecisive]

Neg, I dont quest for dog pron, thx anyways.

[Octavian]

Horse? Pig? Kangaroo?

[Indecisive]

Fucking kanagroos.

It has a double meaning :p

[Octavian]

Kanagroos? Never heard of 'em. Anyway, the PSU thing said something about Barney. So what about Barney? Wait, that's even fouler than a dog.

[Ait'al]

Fucking kanagroos.

It has a double meaning :p
Yea i hate fucking kangaroos, dont you! :D

It has a double meaning :p

[Octavian]

BTW, I'm just tired and bored so that's why I think everyone is searching for animal porn.

[EarlyDawn]

Yea i hate fucking kangaroos, dont you! :DRest in peace, little joke... :(

[Infernus]

... ... aren't there societies for pervention of this sorta thing?

[FlakMan]

Societies no longer exist

[Onizuka-GTO]

Yes RSPCA they love animals! But not in that sorta way.... :lol:

[Octavian]

Haven't you ever wondered about what the RSPCA staff do in their free time?