[Official] Jenny is at Hamma's!

[Squeeky]

omfg, Jenny is at Hamma's for i presume her berfday. GOGO GADGET BERFDAY SECHS

awww, here is teh sechsy Jenny

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/jenny.jpg


and here is Hamma whoring wif jenny

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/jenny1.jpg

Jenny coppin a feel

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/jennyhuggle.jpg

Oh baby, its getting hawt up in derr

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/kiss.jpg

RAWR FULL OUT HAMMASECHS

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/makeout.jpg


Notice the marquee at the top says "Moving Stuff". Holy snap, she is moving in! I bet you guys $5 virtual dollars!

[Peacemaker]

Bastard.

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl:

[Ogge]

o m g

[ObnoxiousFrog]

:ninja:

[Sputty]

A union built with sin and evil! No good can come of this evil joining! Come Squeeky, we must slay them, unless we get hammasechs pix!

[xmodum]

rawr :rofl:

[Squeeky]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/thread.jpg

Here they are looking at the thread. w00t

[Rbstr]

:rofl:

[Squeeky]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/pickle.jpg

And heres Hamma with his first true love, Mr. Pickle

[Hamma]

:eek:

[Squeeky]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/responses.jpg

them looking at some replies

Im such a leet stalker. I can save the image, upload, and post it within about 10 seconds.

[Hamma]

wtf stalking mofo

[Rbstr]

Its PSU favorite pastime!

[Dharkbayne]

Squeeky is the new Hamma Stalker!

[Squeeky]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/blowjob.jpg

here is Hamma getting his zipper inspected.....i think.....

[Diviant]

Hamma, by looking at that string of pictures and watching the webcam (yes, stalker too), I would be most certain that she wants you bad. Go Hamma go!

/me casts "Ban Protection" on himself.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

They do happen to be going out.

[xmodum]

:brow:

[Diviant]

I happen to know that....

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I happen to own your soul.

[xmodum]

:lol:

[Diviant]

http://www.boomspeed.com/papa-biznot/hammacam.jpg

Them watching themselves.....spooky.

[Pilgrim]

Yet another reason I don't have a web cam!

[Zodiac]

Yet another reason I don't have a web cam!

I need one, that way I can watch my sexy self all day while knowing millions out there are touching themselves everytime I bat my eyelashes. :brow:

[Incompetent]

Careful squeeks, or you'll be cursed with 1024s title.

[Neon Apocalypse]

:rofl: so this is why hamma has been offduty so often lately

[FlakMan]

Someone needs to explain Hamma's set up, cause I don't see the point in three monitors

[Neon Apocalypse]

ones for irc, ones for PS and forum and other shit, and the one on the far left i have no idea what thats for, maybe it runs the server or something

[Pilgrim]

Perhaps it's where he streams porn from :scared:

You never do know!

[Squeeky]

The one on the far left is to monitor server loads, bandwith, network activity etc...

Middle is for IRC, and right is for whoring/PS

[Ait'al]

:rofl: so this is why hamma has been offduty so often lately

Correction: On duty and at full attention :D

[Squeeky]

Correction: On duty and at full attention :D

:rofl:

[Strygun]

The one on the far left is to monitor server loads, bandwith, network activity etc...

Middle is for IRC, and right is for whoring/PS

far left is also for a few IRC channels... the middle screen is for #ps-u only... most of the time.

At least, that's how it was for a while after he got the 2nd mon.

[Ait'al]

:bananasex <---- New official Admin Smiley
:hitit:<----- New official MRS. Admin Smiley

[Squeeky]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/bra.jpg

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/lightsout.jpg

Bow chicka bow wow!

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl:

[Neon Apocalypse]

/me gets mom to drive to hammas house

/me grabs digi cam

I AM THE PSU PAPARAZZI

[Peacemaker]

Haaaahahahahaha. Hamma still isnt back. Can you say foreplay?

[Rbstr]

:bananasex

[Neon Apocalypse]

i have the best idea

im gonna send hamma a box of condoms, that way he wont run out, hehe all i need is his address

[dscytherulez]

Wow, hammas a playa P.I.M.P.!

[Ait'al]

No you need to after the weaker link. GEt a blow up doll of hamma and use it to lure the info out of jen!

[Biohazzard56]

:bananasex:

[Hezzy]

G'wan Hamma lad!

[Spider]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/bra.jpg

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/lightsout.jpg

Bow chicka bow wow!

Omg! :lol:

Best post ever squeeks!

[lightfire]

hamma is trying on jennys bras......................................

[Ait'al]

IM eating banana bread. Does that make me gay?

Edit: As long as its her bra and not his pants im eternally happy!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Ait'al has officially broken the no sense barrier.

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl:

[Spider]

Little tip Hamma: Close the cam if your gonna get any... you have squeeks here watching your every move with one hand typing... :scared:

[Sputty]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/blowjob.jpg

here is Hamma getting his zipper inspected.....i think.....
I need one of those. My zippers break all the time. It sucks.

[FlakMan]

:rofl: @ thread

[lightfire]

who here thinks jenny planted the bra there for laughs? cuz um.... look at us....... :rofl:

[Ait'al]

*Aital puts stick through modem and sneaks bra back

[Dharkbayne]

*puts stick through modem and pokes Ait'al in the eye

[Sputty]

/me puts stick in modem and gets electrocuted

[Fragmatic]

G'wan Hamma lad!

'av It!!!!!

[Dharkbayne]

Frag, you must give me a recording of you saying Spam Purse, Lollypop, and Shenanigans

[Zodiac]

who here thinks jenny planted the bra there for laughs? cuz um.... look at us....... :rofl:

:doh:

[worldvengence]

:brow: :whip:

[NoSurrender]

Ahhh Dont Let Mini Mani See The Webcam!!!!!

[Rbstr]

:rofl:

Hey hamma will be happy, less inclined to use teh bahnstick

[dscytherulez]

/me puts stick in modem and gets electrocuted

:rofl:

[martyr]

i think i may have changed my mind about actually installing the real webcam (which is, as i understand, still in shipping)

[Ivan]

who here thinks jenny planted the bra there for laughs? cuz um.... look at us....... :rofl:They would never do a thing like that to us!













[/sarcasm]:lol:

[Triggar]

Yeah Martyr ... maybe we should rethink the whole "webcam in our bedroom" idea...

I suspect we'd forget to turn it off.

[HawkEye]

*puts stick through modem and pokes Ait'al in the eye


:rofl: :rofl:

[Dharkbayne]

Yeah Martyr ... maybe we should rethink the whole "webcam in our bedroom" idea...

I suspect we'd forget to turn it off.

:lol: :lol:

[xmodum]

:rofl: @ this stuff , god this is the best thread evar.

[NoSurrender]

this is second to the ninja thread. Yay to new squeeky! You got pyros stamp of pimptacularity! :D

[Onizuka]

wtf stalking mofo

Its a web cam. You are asking random intarweb people to spy on you at your computer.

[1024]

Squeeky is the new Hamma Stalker!
thank god.
Careful squeeks, or you'll be cursed with 1024s title.
i hope so.

[FlakMan]

*puts stick through modem and pokes Ait'al in the eye
:lol:

[EineBeBoP]

Yeah Martyr ... maybe we should rethink the whole "webcam in our bedroom" idea...

I suspect we'd forget to turn it off.

Nah, don't worry, I promise I'll remind you to turn it off*.
























*When I use the word "remind" you in this sentance, I mean totally forget and let you 2 have at it with everyone watching.

[Onizuka-GTO]

ara ara..Is this the new PSU Soap Drama? will Jenny & Hamma move in together? Or will Hamma ex-ex-ex-girlfriend show up and demand to move in or she will drive her car though his front door while setting herself on fire? :lol:

[Spider]

ara ara..Is this the new PSU Soap Drama? will Jenny & Hamma move in together? Or will Hamma ex-ex-ex-girlfriend show up and demand to move in or she will drive her car though his front door while setting herself on fire? :lol:

:lol:

[Ivan]

ara ara..Is this the new PSU Soap Drama? will Jenny & Hamma move in together? Or will Hamma ex-ex-ex-girlfriend show up and demand to move in or she will drive her car though his front door while setting herself on fire? :lol:I'd pay to see that.

[OneManArmy]

wow 6 pages already. all because the alpha geek is getting some, and the lesser geeks crowd around to get a peek.... its like im watching a national geographic special... amazing.












/me pulls up chair and sets homepage to hamma cam.

[Seer]

Man, OMA just reminded me how much it sucks to be a beta. :wantbeta:

[Spider]

I'm actually doing physics homework... so I'm not watching the cam!

*damns college to hell*

[AztecWarrior]

We now know where to aim the Orbital Strike. We advise all Massachussets residents to please leave their state in an orderly fashion...

[Rbstr]

Yeah Martyr ... maybe we should rethink the whole "webcam in our bedroom" idea...

I suspect we'd forget to turn it off.

Thats the Funniest thing i've read all day

[arctik]

I think the bra was planted for laughs because everyone is whoring hammas cam.

[Hamma]

There will be bettar threads. :evil:

[Rbstr]

OH! Maybe next time they will say hi to the Hamma stalkers!

:inuendo:

[Ait'al]

I know, we need calander pics of jen with the ban stick. Like those pictures of girls with guns!

[Rbstr]

I know, we need calander pics of jen with the ban stick. Like those pictures of girls with guns!

Ok now its geting a little too wierd

[I Hate Pants]

I know, we need calander pics of jen with the ban stick. Like those pictures of girls with guns!

Yeah...uhmmm... thats just stupid

[Ait'al]

I meant clothed holding a stick of some sort as a symbollic thing. :ugh: The calender and girls with guns thing was a reference to some hopefully very energenic and comical poses. ;)

with titles like "Aaahh look at the cute little girl with the banstick" and "woah dont point that thing at me."

This is all assuming its not hammas banstick of course! Cause then i aint looking at it. Thats for private time. *feels nautious* 8p

[TheRegurgitator]

http://www.dragonwolves.com/hamma/hammacam.jpg?1076043098
Another setup Maybe?

Edit: why isn't it in picture form?

[Ait'al]

NOOO not the pants again! :tear:

[1024]

Poor Hamma...

[I Hate Pants]

Pants just get in the way of what I do best. * begins humping bed*

[Derfud]

:rofl:

[Ait'al]

Oh, so thats why he hates pant!

[Dharkbayne]

I meant clothed holding a stick of some sort as a symbollic thing. :ugh: The calender and girls with guns thing was a reference to some hopefully very energenic and comical poses. ;)

with titles like "Aaahh look at the cute little girl with the banstick" and "woah dont point that thing at me."

This is all assuming its not hammas banstick of course! Cause then i aint looking at it. Thats for private time. *feels nautious* 8p
:eek: Are you REALLY that retarded?

[Everay]

DUH we all know he is

btw, second best thread evar, next to humping and ninja, which tie for first.

[Ivan]

http://www.dragonwolves.com/hamma/hammacam.jpg?1076043098
Another setup Maybe?

Edit: why isn't it in picture form?I'm surprised you guys aren't trying to make out what ever images you can out of the reflection in Hamma's monitors

.:lol:

[1024]

Pfft, ninja wins with an obvious first, then this, then humping.

end of story/tale/epic/legend/whatever.

[Dharkbayne]

I'm surprised you guys aren't trying to make out what ever images you can out of the reflection in Hamma's monitors

.:lol:


Yeah... we erm.... aren't.... Uhhh.... :D

[SDM]

This thread needs a random stupid picture.

http://www.geekteacher.net/spyglass.gif

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl:

[EineBeBoP]

:lol: Nice sdm

[ZeusCali]

where is the webcam at i never found it.....
btw :thumbsup: ta hamma for da little game of Jennyboo peaky boo
:lol:

[Rbstr]

www.planetside-universe.com/webcam

thier all there

[Dharkbayne]

Oh god, the PANTS ARE BACK!

[OneManArmy]

Oh god, the PANTS ARE BACK!


:rofl: now there is something you dont hear everyday. :lol: :lol:

[lightfire]

erm... why is everyone flipping us off on the webcam....

[Rayder]

www.planetside-universe.com/webcam (http://www.planetside-universe.com/webcam)

thier all there
They're all there. Their is used for ownership. Just an FYI.

[ZeusCali]

thx rbster and lightfire please post/take a pict because most of us dont see the cam at the same time as we are in different time zones... how long do you think they will wait holding up the finger?

[Squeeky]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/wtf.jpg

HES HACKING OUR GIBSON WHO THE FUCK IS HE

[Onizuka-GTO]

btw, second best thread evar, next to humping and ninja, which tie for first.

How about Humping Ninja's? or Ninja Humping?

:lol:

[ZeusCali]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/wtf.jpg

HES HACKING OUR GIBSON WHO THE FUCK IS HE
Funnay not found
please try again later
when we give a fark
and

btw it looks like you
just broken into hamma's house
and sat
at
his computers

[Dharkbayne]

You on crack, boy?

[FlakMan]

HES HACKING OUR GIBSON WHO THE FUCK IS HE
That is Jenny and Hamma's son from the future :doh:

[ZeusCali]

:shudder:

[xmodum]

Sorta looks like a chubbier Squeeky lol

[TheRegurgitator]

yeah but before the new hairdoo

EDIT: No I looked at it again and its the starwars kid

[Squick]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/wtf.jpg

HES HACKING OUR GIBSON WHO THE FUCK IS HE

Does anyone here actually know who Gibson even is? I don't think Gibson is well known outside of the network security sect...

Steve Gibson was one of the first people to get hit with a DDOS. (Distributed Denial Of Service Attack) which used zombies (hosts that did not know they had a trojan on them) Well he went to the extent of tracking down who was doing it and wrote up a huge article on it:
http://www.grc.com/dos/grcdos.htm

It was actually because of that article that I switched focus to network security.

[ZeusCali]

ah okay thanks didn't know that but why do they call them gibson servers then? or something to that degree sorry i only know of the gibson from "hackers" the movie

[Squeeky]

Sorta looks like a chubbier Squeeky lol

Don't ever insult me like that again :(

[xmodum]

Sorry, but the glasses made it look almost just like you, BTW , thats not saying your chubby , thats saying your skinny. O well.

[ZeusCali]

you mean chubby right? </nazi>(as if that does anything)

[OneManArmy]

How about Humping Ninja's? or Ninja Humping?

:lol:


*cough* ahem I believe that was already done by yours truly.. :cool: ;)

[Squeeky]

*cough* ahem I believe that was already done by yours truly.. :cool: ;)

:lol: yup

[Squick]

ah okay thanks didn't know that but why do they call them gibson servers then? or something to that degree sorry i only know of the gibson from "hackers" the movie

Hmm, never seen that movie, so maybe it is from the movie...

I just assumed it was Steve Gibson... As for Gibson servers, if it is Steve Gibson I would guess since it was his servers that got wax0red.

[Ait'al]

Thats a line form the movie hackers and the gibson was the Server running the oil tankers. Two consecutive lines I think acutally. But i think it was Someone is hacking the gibson or the gibson is being hacked or something like that. The guy who was the psycologist BF on freinds then says who is it.

[Onizuka]

Thats a line form the movie hackers and the gibson was the Server running the oil tankers.

I read this sentence without reading what we are talking about and I laffed sooo hard.

[Ait'al]

What? lol

elaborate Oo

[lightfire]

its asmodeus ................... i didnt think he was actuly gona do this.....

[ZeusCali]

:lol:

[Hamma]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/wtf.jpg

HES HACKING OUR GIBSON WHO THE FUCK IS HE
That would be my cousin.

[Squeeky]

That would be my cousin.

Tell him to step the fuck off our gibson!

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl:

[Everay]

nobody steps on our gibson

[Dharkbayne]

That would be my cousin.

Whew, we thought you had a friend...


JK

:love: nobansplz

[Octavian]

Yes of course, a "friend".

[Hamma]

My cousin = my best friend

[Jennyboo]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/pickle.jpg

And heres Hamma with his first true love, Mr. Pickle

rofl it's true /me cries ....lol :love:

[Jennyboo]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/bra.jpg

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/lightsout.jpg

Bow chicka bow wow!

:rofl: no squeeky i like the lights on :evil: :rofl:

[Everay]

top picture was with the lights on...

[Octavian]

My cousin = my best friend

You're best friends with your cousin? What about Jenny?

[Dharkbayne]

... :tear: Octavian, your stupidity makes me cry

[Octavian]

Aww let me give you a hug.

[ViperGTS]

... :tear: Octavian, your stupidity makes me cry
:lol:

[FlakMan]

Aww let me give you a hug.
:lol: I don't know why that's funny :doh:

[Onizuka-GTO]

Because he want to hug someone who thinks hes stupid? :lol:

[UncleDynamite]

:rofl: no squeeky i like the lights on :evil: :rofl:

:brow:

[Octavian]

Because he want to hug someone who thinks hes stupid?

I dislike you now. Stay away from me.

[Dharkbayne]

Aww let me give you a hug.


ban.

[lightfire]

um is that hammas underware on the keyboard?


http://dragonwolves.com/hamma/cam/


:eek: :huh: :scared:

[lightfire]

*looks closer* nope that aint hammas...... but.....................

[Squeeky]

Hamma Has Underoos On Teh Gibson! Noes!! Sanitize Teh Gibson!!!!

[Ait'al]

I can imagine all the corny lines on the other end.... If only there was a mic.@underwearshot :doh: does anyone think they brought extra undies for this? I dont have a clue but..

Hamma Has Underoos On Teh Gibson! Noes!! Sanitize Teh Gibson!!!!

What are some of the corny lines from the movie when the oil tanker is spilling?