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EineBeBoP
2004-02-06, 01:46 AM
Gym workout 'guarantees more orgasms'

A London gym has developed a new fitness regime that it guarantees will increase the frequency, intensity and quality of customer's orgasms.

The Shag Workout is being launched at Gymbox in Holborn - and some participants claim to have reached a climax during test classes.

Gym bosses say the class involves a three-step process that aims to develop sexual technique, confidence and endurance resulting in a more satisfying session in the sack whilst improving fitness levels.

A Gymbox spokesman said: "Once inhibitions have been lowered and specific muscles targeted 25% of women participants in the test classes have reported experiencing the elusive and much sought after multiple orgasm for the first time in their lives.

He added all participants have said their sex lives have vastly improved and stamina levels increased. The workout incorporates relaxation and meditation with visualisation techniques to help develop various Tantric sex skills.

Each week a different Tantric sex technique is focused upon to concentrate on different aspects of lovemaking. These include guidance on achieving multiple orgasms, helping your partner to orgasm without ejaculation and how to prolong sex and the climax.

Later classes include the Motion in the Ocean aerobic workout, which is tailored to work targeted areas of the body in specific ways. This is achieved via a technique called F.A.S.T.E.R (Flexibility, Agility, Stamina, Tone, Endurance and Rhythm), which utilises functional sexual movements.

Workout creator and Gymbox founder, Richard Hilton said: "The Gymbox Shag Workout means that there is now a proven, embarrassment-free way to improve your sex life through hands-on coaching, rather than theoretical hearsay or guess work."


Might be a good idea :brow:


;)

Dharkbayne
2004-02-06, 01:49 AM
:brow:

Indecisive
2004-02-06, 01:57 AM
:lol:

Rayder
2004-02-06, 01:58 AM
:rofl: This is great

Ait'al
2004-02-06, 02:10 AM
Multiple Orgasms: If i can do it alone, so can you! /end thread :p

Dharkbayne
2004-02-06, 02:14 AM
Yup, that pretty much killed the thread, Aital, you broke teh funnay. I hate you.

Fragmatic
2004-02-06, 02:20 AM
I might have to start going to that gym ;)

JakeLogan
2004-02-06, 12:49 PM
:lol: Maybe hamma could use this :bananasex

Firefly
2004-02-06, 01:20 PM
I can imagine going to a gym and seeing this.

A bunch of spandex-clad new age yuppies and pseudo-hippies, standing in a line-dance formation like some freakish Tae-bo session... all moving with hip-gyrations like the Hokie Pokie gone wrong. Hip-thrusting to some freaked-out porn soundtrack.

Bow-chicka-bow-bow

Rbstr
2004-02-06, 01:25 PM
:brow:

Neon Apocalypse
2004-02-06, 02:45 PM
hamma should check this out, as well as me

rofl jk

Sputty
2004-02-06, 03:04 PM
I use medical tests, not gym test, to bring me to orgasm. I insert my penis into one of those automatic blood pressure testing machines. My blood pressure is considered fatal, but it feels soooo good

Red October
2004-02-06, 03:11 PM
Ummmmm....No Comment.


Then again maybe I will comment....


You attain the same results without the Gym by just buying the right books....


...I think I should stop there... pimp:

Dharkbayne
2004-02-06, 04:25 PM
I use medical tests, not gym test, to bring me to orgasm. I insert my penis into one of those automatic blood pressure testing machines. My blood pressure is considered fatal, but it feels soooo good
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That is so wrong :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Squeeky
2004-02-06, 04:40 PM
:brow:

worldvengence
2004-02-06, 05:18 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That is so wrong :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Onizuka-GTO
2004-02-06, 05:45 PM
mmmmmm.... :lol:

Corrosion
2004-02-06, 06:09 PM
:bananasex: :brow:

EineBeBoP
2004-02-06, 06:18 PM
Damn, I thought I was the only person who did that sputty. :(

Rbstr
2004-02-06, 06:19 PM
Thats just a little different.

Eine waht happened to your sig rotation?

Hamma
2004-02-07, 04:57 PM
:huh: