[Trailer] You Got Served

[Squeeky]

YOU GOT SERVED!!!!!!!

FUCKING GAY! omg...i wanna gag myself so bad

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/you_got_served/high.html

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl: <3 the black guy sliding on his forehead across the floor

[Fragmatic]

Sad thing is, my brother is a wigga, he would watch this and proclaim it the best film ever :(

http://www.mcdial.co.uk

[Ivan]

I very rarely go to the theater to see movies. I never go to see love movies or comedies because they are just as good at home than the movie theater. But Action movies I�ll go to see. For the theater experience.

[SDM]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/faggotmeter.gif

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl:

[SDM]

http://www.jucy-joe.com/picsa/gay-18.jpg

YOU'VE BEEN SERVED! BEEEOOTCH!

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl: LMAONAISE!

[Everay]

:rofl:

[Incompetent]

:rofl:

[MrVicchio]

That, has to go on the top of my not no, but HELL no would I ever watch that, I can't believe I watched 30 seconds o fthe trailer... LAME.

[I Hate Pants]

You'se guys be trippn'! This movie looks like da sheeeeet!

HOMIE G DAWG IN DA HOWSE!!!!!!

[ZeusCali]

dam that was pretty good... i'm going to try to go see that! thanks for the preview squeeky....
that forehead skid was kick arse
Btw im an amateur break danser so this isnt as bad as it looks, its about the same as Bring it on was to cheerleading
think about it it's the more masculine blackish verson of white girl cheerleading

and at competitions cheerleaders do some pretty fancy stuff!
as far as gymnastics go i way 80kg 175lbs 6'2" 186cm so i don't get flying but i can bench press any body so i'm a porter.

Thx Squeek

[l3lizz4rd]

[img]
WTF MATE

[FlakMan]

Local gangs are actually starting fights over this movie. When I say local, I mean the next city over. Thank god.

[dscytherulez]

:huh: Teh Gayness

[ViperGTS]

I want to rip my eyes out......... :scared:

[l3lizz4rd]

I would just like to announce that the apocalypse is apon us. Behold.

USA Weekend Box-Office Summary
01/30-02/01
Rank Title Weekend Total Gross
1 You Got Served (2004) 16.1m 16.1m
2 Butterfly Effect, The (2004) 9.5m 31.7m
3 Along Came Polly (2004) 9.3m 66.0m
4 Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) 5.3m 345.3m
5 Perfect Score, The (2004) 4.8m 4.8m
6 Big Fish (2003) 4.5m 55.3m
7 Mystic River (2003) 4.3m 64.8m
8 Cheaper by the Dozen (2003) 4.2m 128.3m
9 Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! (2004) 4.2m 13.1m
10 Cold Mountain (2003) 4.0m 78.3m

Holy McJesus, kill me now, and spare me the radioactive zombies.

[arctik]

It's a good movie, I saw it with my friends after school yesturday.

[kreeten]

It's a good movie, I saw it with my friends after school yesturday.Where's the master, ill burn the fucker. ;)

[Dharkbayne]

dam that was pretty good... i'm going to try to go see that! thanks for the preview squeeky....
that forehead skid was kick arse
Btw im an amateur break danser so this isnt as bad as it looks, its about the same as Bring it on was to cheerleading
think about it it's the more masculine blackish verson of white girl cheerleading

and at competitions cheerleaders do some pretty fancy stuff!
as far as gymnastics go i way 80kg 175lbs 6'2" 186cm so i don't get flying but i can bench press any body so i'm a porter.

Thx Squeek

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[arctik]

No matter what anyone says I bet none of you can break dance that well, be a big man and give em props for that. It takes alotta work period.

[ghost018]

That looks worse than any movie Tom Green has ever made....excluding Road Trip.

ghost

PS: That bitch Lala from MTV is in the movie. Her voice is so damn annoying!

[Cyanide]

I don't really care if they can break dance. The idea of a movie where rivals solve conflicts by break dancing is just STUPID. It's a lame idea, and therefore, a lame movie. Plust the name is just gay.

[Zodiac]

I very rarely go to the theater to see movies. I never go to see love movies or comedies because they are just as good at home than the movie theater. But Action movies I�ll go to see. For the theater experience.

ditto. :nod:

[ZeusCali]

I don't really care if they can break dance. The idea of a movie where rivals solve conflicts by break dancing is just STUPID. It's a lame idea, and therefore, a lame movie. Plust the name is just gay.

2 points:
1. what would you rather have them solve it by slicing each other open? i think GTO oni is right to the 10th degree america is a very violent country, Gay doesnt exist get to live with it okay BIOTCH
2. didn't realise this at first but plust is not the correct word(i've learned not to say it doesn't exist as to many words do actually) it's plus SO DON'T CALL PEOPLE STUPID UNLESS YOUR LOOKING IN A MIRROR thank you buh bye.
Stop being racist, stop being closed minded, stop being violent Amused, and for god sake Act like older then a MATURE 23 year old(you can be the age of 13 but most people dont reach this maturity til the age of 23, after college), And any one that uses the word gay for something they do not like, is quite matter of fact homophobic.
The worst part is you will likely not read or if you do understand all that i have sad
most of this also applies to the rest of you.

This is the Break dancing equivalent of Bring it on, as bring it on was cheerleaders, this is very similar to that, if you believe this is "Gay" then you in fact, deserver to be born a Gay son, Enjoy Your Life!

[I Hate Pants]

I don't really care if they can break dance. The idea of a movie where rivals solve conflicts by break dancing is just STUPID. It's a lame idea, and therefore, a lame movie. Plust the name is just gay.


" Hey man! What gives? You'se been macing up ma chic!"

" Hey brotha, Im a playa like yourself. I know a deal when I see one."

" Oh thats it! Were gonna settle this on the dance floor!"

YOU SUCKAS GOT SERVED!!!!!!!!!!! :doh:

It doesn't matter what you say ZuesCali. This is just another pathetic film trying to appeal to the pop culture. Althought I give them a B+ for effort.

[arctik]

They dont need to try to be apart of something in which they are. The two main characters are involved in the music buisness and they're good singers but I dont expect anyone here to recognise that because I forgot.. Anything that isnt rock or is multi-cultural sucks right?

[Rbstr]

I hate movies like this that play off a pop culture things, remember the American Idol Movie? The shear retardedness of that will haunt me forever

[arctik]

Please don't even compare this to something that has no relavence. This isnt pop btw its hip-hop. Thanks.

[Angel_of_Death]

It wasn't an American Idol movie, it just happened to have the 2 finalists of the first one starring.

Props to some of the moves, but this movie does look dumb. Not only because dancing doesn't solve anything, but because movies like this tend to suck. I'll reserve judgement 'til it comes out on to video though.

[I Hate Pants]

hip-hop is part of the pop culture. Therefore you know nothing of being a teenager if you think there is no relevance between the two. You'd be suprised at all the kids at my school who dress up exactly like they did in that movie. We have a term for them " Wiggers".

www.wiggaz.com

[ObnoxiousFrog]

The white guy cracks me up.

"OMG U SUCDKAZ GOT SERVDDDDDdddD!!!!!!!!212 KEKEKEKEKEKE ^_^" would be the internet equivilent of his dialouge.

[Zatrais]

Ohh think of the parodies that movie will generate, should get an oscar just for that :D

Thinking don't be a menace style.

[Ivan]

Can't wait to see this kick ass movie. I'm going to go tonight!!!

[Madcow]

Why would they even try to top the epic that was Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo?

[Pilgrim]

I'm sure the book is better then the film

Oh and BTW dumbasses!

Wigger=White+******

It's a racist term... don't use it... fucktards.

And frighteningly enough I'm with ZeusCali on the using Gay as a derogatory. We're in a fringe community ourselves smart guys, you might want to find a little tollerance for the differences out there.

[Rbstr]

It wasn't an American Idol movie, it just happened to have the 2 finalists of the first one starring.


Yes i kow it wasn't a movie about Ai, but it was made because of Ai and thats how it was advertized in the trialers.

Pop culture refferes to popular culture, as in things that are popular at the time.

[Madcow]

Oh and BTW dumbasses!

Wigger=White+******

It's a racist term... don't use it... fucktards.

However, feel free to use the term Bonkey because that's just funny.

[xmodum]

Everyone at my school act black, because thats how they are.. they aint gay for it.
My brother is probly the biggest wigger in the school, but most of his friends are sorta like you guys.I cant wait to see it, I like all those breakdance fights ( even though iv never seen one in real life :( ) Dont hate them because they act the way they do, try to understand them and then you might find something more than a wigga or whatever , but I do think the white guys in it do look kinda gay, they look like a rock and roll band in a hip-hop scene.... IMO

[Rbstr]

The part i think is dumb is the "I hate you, lets settle this over a dance fight" i don't think breakdancers are gay.

[Rayder]

Meh, arctik, those guys can't breakdance, they're actors. Maybe 1 or 2 of them can do a little, and anyone can spin around on the floor, but I highly doubt they could do 90% of that stuff without hollywood magic.

[xmodum]

Yea , thats kinda dumb for someone to say "Fuck you ho, ill kick your ass ... on the dance floor biotch"
Also, they could do all that stuff Rayder, but they ahd to go through month's of training before they filmed for the movie :doh:

[Peacemaker]

What I see from this movie is another "Too fast too furious". Just that this time instead of idiots trying to creat down force on their rear tires with a rear spoiler on a front wheel drive car and stickers making them go a bajillion miles per hour faster and "NOS" stickers on their cars we are going to have a bunch of idiots getting road rash not from accidents but trying to do a forehead slide across the black top.

[xmodum]

Hey .. I loved The Fast and The Furious ( 2 was kinda gaey though)

[arctik]

hip-hop is part of the pop culture. Therefore you know nothing of being a teenager if you think there is no relevance between the two. You'd be suprised at all the kids at my school who dress up exactly like they did in that movie. We have a term for them " Wiggers".

www.wiggaz.com

No. there is a big difference, britany spears and hip-hop have nothing to do with eachother, if anything is simular hip-hop is closer to rap. Also, I have seen the movie and it DOESNT suck as much as you guys think. This doesn't say dancing solves everything the movie is about a dance team that competes for cash and fame, the white boys come along and make a bet and they dance to see who wins. It has nothing to do with a few guys who wana fight but they decide to dance.

[Dharkbayne]

Yeah, it is IMPOSSIBLE TO SLIDE ON YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD 5 FEET, I DO NOT CARE WHO YOU ARE, YOU CANNOT DO THAT. That movie is gay, and full of wiggers, (Oh dear! I said a derogatory word! Somebody spank me!) and anyone who sees that movie for any reason other than to laugh and point at the other people seeing it and yell random shit, deserves to be shot. And to go to hell. Where you die.

[xmodum]

Yeah, it is IMPOSSIBLE TO SLIDE ON YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD 5 FEET, I DO NOT CARE WHO YOU ARE, YOU CANNOT DO THAT. That movie is gay, and full of wiggers, (Oh dear! I said a derogatory word! Somebody spank me!) and anyone who sees that movie for any reason other than to laugh and point at the other people seeing it and yell random shit, deserves to be shot. And to go to hell. Where you die.
Man , doesnt it seem like Dhark has been on *that time of the month* for a little to long guys?

[Dharkbayne]

I'm just sick of all this politically correct bullshit "Ooh wah, he said wigger, or gay, boo hoo"

[Madcow]

I'm just sick of all this politically correct bullshit "Ooh wah, he said wigger, or gay, boo hoo"

Ooooh, edgy!

[worldvengence]

that has to be the crappiest idea for a movie ever, i am not saying anything about wiggers, or breakdancing, but it is going a little far to base a movie on that....they are just trying to appeal to POP culture (thats right artik, just because it isnt like britany spears' shit, it is still pop culture, IT IS STILL POPULAR AMOUNG MANY PEOPLE!, along with alot of things)...and they need to seriously come up with some good ideas for movies, instead of comming up with half assed ideas

[xmodum]

I do agree with the POP culture stuff , because have you ever heard anyone on T.V. say anything about HIP-HOP culture? No, they say POP culture.

[I Hate Pants]

I'm sure the book is better then the film

Oh and BTW dumbasses!

Wigger=White+******

It's a racist term... don't use it... fucktards.

And frighteningly enough I'm with ZeusCali on the using Gay as a derogatory. We're in a fringe community ourselves smart guys, you might want to find a little tollerance for the differences out there.

Riiight... i'll take my advice from a thirty year old who knows little to nothing about teenagers these days. Wigger is not a racist term. However the "N" version of it is. I've seen white people at my school walk up to black people and call themselves wiggers. No harm done.

Plus theres a difference between hip-hop music and POP ( Britney Spears). Rap simply isn't just gangster rap.

[Squeeky]

THIS MOVIE IS GAY </THREAD

Guys, if you wanna see minority ******* argue about whos "krew" can slide across a floor on their foreheads better. This is the movie for you.

[WickedDeus]

Ahhhh....... the pussification of America, the next thing you know is that everyone's favorite color will be pink and our biggest export will be cheese and wine.

[Dharkbayne]

THIS MOVIE IS GAY </THREAD

Guys, if you wanna see minority ******* argue about whos "krew" can slide across a floor on their foreheads better. This is the movie for you.

Squeeky, get your Doo Rag, looks like some suckaz be messin' up wit' our shiznit fo sho, /me slides across the floor on his forehead

[Squeeky]

*puts on doorag and splashes astroglide on the floor, then spins around on the floor like a spastic mental patient, stands up and gets 'props' from his 'krew'*

[Dharkbayne]

ph34r t3h rAdIkAl kReW!111one

[Madcow]

Riiight... i'll take my advice from a thirty year old who knows little to nothing about teenagers these days. Wigger is not a racist term. However the "N" version of it is. I've seen white people at my school walk up to black people and call themselves wiggers. No harm done.

Are you implying that what is and isn't racist is decided on high school campuses across the US? Bwahahahahahahaha!

Plus theres a difference between hip-hop music and POP ( Britney Spears). Rap simply isn't just gangster rap.

I'm not sure why people are having a hard time grasping this. Hip-hop music is not the same as pop music, we're all aware of that. Both hip-hop and pop music are a part of pop culture, however. Look it up instead of arguing a point you don't understand.

[xmodum]

:lol:

[Ivan]

�Pop� in �pop culture� stands for POPULAR. Hip-Hop is POPULAR, hence it�s apart of �pop culture.�

[worldvengence]

nice way to reinterate a point that has been said like 5 times

[Strygun]

I'm not defending the movie, because I probably won't see it, but:

Don't go talkin about it being gay unless you know more about it. Break-dancing like that, especially in competitions is TOUGH, and requires more time invested in it than most other things.

I admire the guys (and gals) who are willing to invest so much time in something they like doing.

[I Hate Pants]

�Pop� in �pop culture� stands for POPULAR. Hip-Hop is POPULAR, hence it�s apart of �pop culture.�

my point exactly

[Spee]

Im not going to see it simply because it looks to have the depth of a spoon and the substance of chicken broth.

[Squeeky]

We arent arguing about the fact that they are shitty break dances. We're arguing that the lingo they used are fucking GAY! THE MOVIE SUCKS SO STEWFU!

[EarlyDawn]

2 points:
1. what would you rather have them solve it by slicing each other open? i think GTO oni is right to the 10th degree america is a very violent country, Gay doesnt exist get to live with it okay BIOTCH
2. didn't realise this at first but plust is not the correct word(i've learned not to say it doesn't exist as to many words do actually) it's plus SO DON'T CALL PEOPLE STUPID UNLESS YOUR LOOKING IN A MIRROR thank you buh bye.
Stop being racist, stop being closed minded, stop being violent Amused, and for god sake Act like older then a MATURE 23 year old(you can be the age of 13 but most people dont reach this maturity til the age of 23, after college), And any one that uses the word gay for something they do not like, is quite matter of fact homophobic.
The worst part is you will likely not read or if you do understand all that i have sad
most of this also applies to the rest of you.

This is the Break dancing equivalent of Bring it on, as bring it on was cheerleaders, this is very similar to that, if you believe this is "Gay" then you in fact, deserver to be born a Gay son, Enjoy Your Life!You needed to be banned a month ago.

P-A-R-A-G-R-A-P-H-I-N-G

[ZeusCali]

What I see from this movie is another "Too fast too furious".
Just that this time instead of idiots trying to creat
down force on their rear tires with a rear spoiler on a front
wheel drive car and stickers making them go a bajillion
miles per hour faster and "NOS" stickers on their cars
we are going to have a bunch of idiots getting road rash
not from accidents but trying to do a forehead slide
across the black top.


They wear cloth on their heads for doing head spins, likely either thicker cloth or a helmet for the head slide.
Go JOIJN the "force" if you have such a problem with street racing
BTW Redline rocked :rofl:


Yeah, it is IMPOSSIBLE TO SLIDE ON YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD 5 FEET, I DO NOT CARE WHO YOU ARE, YOU CANNOT DO THAT. That movie is gay, and full of wiggers, (Oh dear! I said a derogatory word! Somebody spank me!) and anyone who sees that movie for any reason other than to laugh and point at the other people seeing it and yell random shit, deserves to be shot. And to go to hell. Where you die.


PMS Planetside Masterbation Sex
:no:
bad DARKBANE
and it is possible to slide 5 feet on your forehead, because they use protection they unlike some are smart about it. Watch the Scene a Few times using the forward button on pause mode to view frame by frame and you shall see it.

THIS MOVIE IS GAY </THREAD

Guys, if you wanna see minority ******* argue about whos "krew" can slide across a floor on their foreheads better. This is the movie for you.


We've hijacked your thread go back to your looks thread!
artik and we have this under control


hh....... the pussification of America, the next thing you know is that everyone's favorite color will be pink and our biggest export will be cheese and wine.

STFU and go play hide and go FARK yourself in the political forums.
I'm sure Mr.V would be more then happy to see you join his group, but keep that farking bull shat out of the lounge THANK YOU


-------------
By the term use of popular: Rock can actually fit in to the term also!
As well as punk Too.
Therefore you Guys are all screwed.
There! You listen to pop we listen to pop so.....
LETs settle this on the dance floor!!!!
:rofl:
*does a kickflip, followed by a kartwheel*
*squeeky runs by and burns his forehead trying to do a bareskin head ski*
*followed by Dharkbayne tripping him self trying to manage a simple Kartwheel*
-he just sits there not able to turn-
*followed by officer peacemaker looking for "da naz sticks"
:rofl:
gatta hurt dood

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Zues, lemme sum it up in laymen's terms what everyone else has failed at saying: we aren't elitist, we're just better than you. There's a difference. Also, note my ability to properly construct a sentence, Mr. English Tutor to the Retarded and Gullible.

[TheRegurgitator]

1. what would you rather have them solve it by slicing each other open? Well that would be more realistic, but they would probably use guns

[Dharkbayne]

They wear cloth on their heads for doing head spins, likely either thicker cloth or a helmet for the head slide.
Go JOIJN the "force" if you have such a problem with street racing
BTW Redline rocked :rofl:



PMS Planetside Masterbation Sex
:no:
bad DARKBANE
and it is possible to slide 5 feet on your forehead, because they use protection they unlike some are smart about it. Watch the Scene a Few times using the forward button on pause mode to view frame by frame and you shall see it.


We've hijacked your thread go back to your looks thread!
artik and we have this under control


STFU and go play hide and go FARK yourself in the political forums.
I'm sure Mr.V would be more then happy to see you join his group, but keep that farking bull shat out of the lounge THANK YOU


-------------
By the term use of popular: Rock can actually fit in to the term also!
As well as punk Too.
Therefore you Guys are all screwed.
There! You listen to pop we listen to pop so.....
LETs settle this on the dance floor!!!!
:rofl:
*does a kickflip, followed by a kartwheel*
*squeeky runs by and burns his forehead trying to do a bareskin head ski*
*followed by Dharkbayne tripping him self trying to manage a simple Kartwheel*
-he just sits there not able to turn-
*followed by officer peacemaker looking for "da naz sticks"
:rofl:
gatta hurt dood

Let me say it again

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

[Strygun]

We arent arguing about the fact that they are shitty break dances. We're arguing that the lingo they used are fucking GAY! THE MOVIE SUCKS SO STEWFU!

and the lingo people use on PSU isn't?

[SDM]

Back on topic:

THIS MOVIE IS GAY.
THIS MOVIE TAKES IT UP THE ASS.
ANYONE WHO THINKS THIS MOVIE LOOKS GOOD, TAKES IT IN THE ASS AND IS THEREFORE GAY.

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl: SDM, Get your ass on IRC, I'm planning a Teamspeak raid!

[ZeusCali]

wow fast responses!

Zues, lemme sum it up in laymen's terms what everyone else has failed at saying: we aren't elitist, we're just better than you. There's a difference. Also, note my ability to properly construct a sentence, Mr. English Tutor to the Retarded and Gullible.

it's Zeus greek god of thunder maybe you heard of it when you were sleeping in history class?
'let me' is the proper english spelling if you want to bite the me in the ass.
@sentence construction try studying French spanish and danish and still have proper english assuming of course you were educated in the United States and English is Your Mother language.

------
@ Darkbane :lol: -no comment-
-----

Back on topic:

THIS MOVIE IS GAY.
THIS MOVIE TAKES IT UP THE ASS.
ANYONE WHO THINKS THIS MOVIE LOOKS GOOD, TAKES IT IN THE ASS AND IS THEREFORE GAY.

Bends over for SDM's lack of Funnay
As a Movie Once Sad UnFortunately a "pop" movie:
"bring it" biotch. *smiles* aren't i Gay? hey bob do i look gay to you?
yep he's one gay mother fucker alrighty
John Do i look gay?
Wtf em ya your pretty fucking happy alright

Therrrrrrrrrrr you go SDM i'm da Gay one ard yud happier for da waitin?

[Sputty]

Argh. I need to become the next unibomber to kill idiots that make this kind of stuff

[SDM]

Bends over for SDM's lack of Funnay
As a Movie Once Sad UnFortunately a "pop" movie:
"bring it" biotch. *smiles* aren't i Gay? hey bob do i look gay to you?
yep he's one gay mother fucker alrighty
John Do i look gay?
Wtf em ya your pretty fucking happy alright

Therrrrrrrrrrr you go SDM i'm da Gay one ard yud happier for da waitin?ZEUS! STFU! I DON"T UNDERSTAND YOUR MYSTERIOUS MOON LANGUAGE. THE ONLY PART OF THAT POST THAT I UNDERSTOOD, WAS THE PART WHERE YOU CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET, AND PROCLAIMED YOURSELF GAY.

Dhark, I'm at work :(

[Dharkbayne]

:(

Zeus, I hate you. Go die in a hole. Alone.

[Squeeky]

and the lingo people use on PSU isn't?

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Images/Forum/pemdas.jpg

[ZeusCali]

i explain then, simply ask dont hog the whole page :lol:

Bends over for SDM's lack of Funnay
As a Movie Once Sad UnFortunately a "pop" movie:
"bring it" biotch. *smiles* aren't i Gay? hey bob do i look gay to you?
yep he's one gay mother fucker alrighty
John Do i look gay?
Wtf em ya your pretty fucking happy alright

Therrrrrrrrrrr you go SDM i'm da Gay one ard yud happier for da waitin?

movie bring it on
smiles as in the definition of gay=happy
ZC: Aren't I Gay?
ZC: Hey, Bob, Do I Look Gay To You?
ZC Smiles
Bob: Yep he's one gay mother fucker alrighty
ZC: John Do I Look Gay?
John: Wtf em ya your pretty fucking happy alright now STFU!

Jui aury oiku wuieon liork guiouhn farion ziouth narth nuearat finlap zitarck Dinflak Finfarisson Par Dision Yoj Fargoli de Dargoth!!


-edit squeeky that's freaking math PEMDAS, turn around you got pemdaz'd

[Sputty]

:(

Zeus, I hate you. Go die in a hole. Alone.
Indeed

[Dharkbayne]

Jiui aury oiku wuieon liork guiouhn farion ziouth narth nuearat finlap zitarck Dinflak Finfarisson Par Dision Yoj Fargoli de Dargoth!!


He's degraded down to complete and utter jibberish!

[xmodum]

:huh: :scared:
now I hate you
@ Zeus/Zues (howevar you spell that gay name)

[ZeusCali]

no you don't understand sputty darkbane is mad that i ignore his go to hell cries and call him darkbane ignoring his wanted spelling just to mess with him inflaming his PMS


--edit not my fault you can't read Mysterious moon talk
is L33t Hax0r b3tt3r?

[Dharkbayne]

www.learnenglishyoustupidfuckbeforeyoupost.com

[ZeusCali]

come back when you have a point darkbane go spend your PMS in your own side of the intranet
see you in a month

[xmodum]

www.gotohellbeforeIcutoffyourballsstupidfuck.com

[Setari]

ya'll need some ice cream.

[Dharkbayne]

I NEED TO LEARN ENGLISH

[ZeusCali]

em wtf that's so long and makes little more sense then the dansing spam can :spam:

www.learntospeakenglish.com

[Dharkbayne]

Oh my fucking god. ZeusCali is SO ORIGINAL! AND HE MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!


Really, please, die. A horrible and painful death. In a hole. Filled with flesh eating Bob Barker semen.

[Setari]

this thread screams lock me cuz it's got :spam: coming out its ears

[ZeusCali]

it's only because darkbane and his follow minded friends choose to flame me instead of discuss the topic which they have come to realised we make more sense then they do so it's FLAME ZEUS TIME or more acurately FLAME ZUES TIRME!!one�

[xmodum]

well , your wrong with one thing. I hate you, im not exactly what you would call a "friend" to Dhark, we just both hate you alot.

[Dharkbayne]

ooh, I know, STOP POSTING IN HERE BEFORE YOU LEARN ENGLISH. That would help, ALOT.

And xmodum, you're not that bad now, Interweb shorthand just bothers me, :)

[Setari]

where's Strygun when you need him

[xmodum]

Well, iv tried to cut back on the shorthand(since I was about two posts from seeing the banstick up my ass) So you've got to give me some credit for trying :)

[ZeusCali]

explain reason for no like my i no speak alot bad i try speak good fours you and you no likes me eyes must go back to muzateland and leaarn my anglias from mum and stop trinyg for marking sense with big american intelleictualys or i my look very silly willn't i ?
why you no like me? i get you know reason for hates me!

-------after smart person translates----------------
Please explain your reason for not liking me. I don't speak very bad. I Try to speak good for you and you don't like me! I must go back to my country and learn english from my mother and stop trying to make sense with big american intellectuals.
Or i may look very silly won't I?
Why don't you like me? I don't Know why you hate me!

[xmodum]

:ban: :banplz: :stoppost:

[Dharkbayne]

You don't make ANY SENSE AT ALL. Really, I can't tell WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY. EVAR.

[ZeusCali]

that's what i have to go threw every fucking day you fucking fuck tard (will addition of many colorful metaphors help your comprehension level?)
THAT IS what people do when they speak english and I HAVE to help them speak english correctly SO FUCKING EXCUSE ME IF I HAVE A FUCKING FUK TYPO OR AMERICAN GRAMMMERARAR MISTAKE OKAY?

[xmodum]

EDIT: ^Fucking Kangaroo's^

By the way , your sig needs some work.....you need to put ....
"DONT READ MY POSTS,I AM AN IGNORANT FUCK THAT MAKES SENSE OF NONE."
Thats how you would probly have to put it.
EDIT2:Also, DONT FUCKING HIT ENTER AFTER ALMOST EVERY SENTENCE, GOD SOME OF YOUR POSTS LOOK LIKE GOD DAMN POEMS.

[Biohazzard56]

I want those minutes of my life back, the butterlyfly effect was a great move though

[Dharkbayne]

That's what I have to go through every fucking day you fucking fuck tard (will THE addition of many colorful NOUNS and ADJECTIVES help your comprehension level?)
THAT IS what people do when they speak english and I HAVE to help them speak english correctly. SO FUCKING EXCUSE ME IF I HAVE A FUCKING TYPO OR AMERICAN GRAMMAR MISTAKE, OKAY?


Corrected to be comprehensible.

[ZeusCali]

EDIT: ^Fucking Kangaroo's^

By the way , your sig needs some work.....you need to put ....
"DONT READ MY POSTS,I AM AN IGNORANT FUCK THAT MAKES SENSE OF NONE."
Thats how you would probly have to put it.
EDIT2:Also, DONT FUCKING HIT ENTER AFTER ALMOST EVERY SENTENCE, GOD SOME OF YOUR POSTS LOOK LIKE GOD DAMN POEMS.

it's i am a ignorant fuck that makes no sense
and we all have our own way of posting like you for one seem to always speed type rarely double checking your work as such you should be doubed 50 cents as you have a 50/50 chance of making any





----------edit------------
thank you dharkbayne although i was refering to colorful metaphors as in fuck, go fuck your mother, uncle fucker and so on. it comes from a Star Trek Mention originally when captain kirk goes back in time to save the humpback whales i believe it was star trek 4 the movie but i forget. he is trying to explain to spock to use colorful metaphors mixed into his sentences so that the average man can more easily keep interest in his statements

[Dharkbayne]

Actually, it is AN, not A, an goes before words starting with vowels, A goes before consonants. :p Owned. kthxbye.

EDIT : And it's spelled Dubbed, Mr. English teacher. :rolleyes:


Yeah, that's right, YOU GOT SERVED!

[xmodum]

Actually, it is AN, not A, an goes before words starting with vowels, A goes before consonants. :p Owned. kthxbye.

EDIT : And it's spelled Dubbed, Mr. English teacher. :rolleyes:
Damn , how sweet was that? :love:
Thank you Dhark for fucking his post in the ass.

[Rayder]

<Rayder> In the words of General Arthur J. Peekuckuk "You all need to shut up and sit the fuck down before I introduce a pound of lead into your blood stream."

[xmodum]

<Rayder> In the words of General Arthur J. Peekuckuk "You all need to shut up and sit the fuck down before I introduce a pound of lead into your blood stream."
Damn , Peekuckuk just said that , now I HAVE to sit down.

Fucking Kangaroo's

[ZeusCali]

*sits down and waits to hear from a hopefully intellectual mind(rayder) as he infact quoted a author :huh: right?8

*waits*


Any one believe Dhark and xmod would steam down if i just went off for 12 hours it is 3 am here

[xmodum]

My guess would be .... Most likely not (for my part)

[Rayder]

*sits down and waits to hear from a hopefully intellectual mind(rayder) as he infact quoted a author :huh: right?
I might have, I might not have. But I still stand by what he says.

[ZeusCali]

*blinks* *stares blankly* so this is the life of the other shoe interesting *scribles*

[Dharkbayne]

What, quoting an author makes you instantly smart? What makes an author, writing things? If so, I'm an author, and therefore,if quoting me makes you intelligent, then I am also intelligent, quote this : I hate you.

[xmodum]

:lol:

[SDM]

This thread had the potential to be comedy gold. Thanks, all you penusgobblers for fucking it up.:clap:

[Squeeky]

Petition to ban ZeusCali starts here

Sign below:

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/signature.JPG

[SDM]

/signed

I would have banned him the second he corrected someone elses grammer/spelling.

Thats just fucked up.

[xmodum]

/signed
*xmodum forces houndreds of his friends to sign or I would have thrown them in a hole to die*

[Dharkbayne]

/signed

BTW, SDM, it's Grammar, not Grammer , :p </nazi>

[Squeeky]

one sec.

[Squeeky]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/lolol.gif

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl: wtf?!


Oh yeah, WTFDOUBLEPOSTBAN

[xmodum]

:huh:

[Setari]

ice cream calms the mind.

[xmodum]

Setari ... wtf is it with you and ice cream?

[Setari]

ice cream + this thread = corny joke

figger it out

[ZeusCali]

double post AND both are spam? lol Barn yard fun time? oh wait hamma is busy wit jenny atm lucky squeeky

[Rayder]

ice cream + this thread = corny joke

figger it out
That's such a syrupy joke....

[Neon Apocalypse]

mmm syrupy

i agree, i rate a 410% ****** rating

but in some peoples minds.....
http://www.almost-leet.com/images/people/fantastic.jpg

not my crowd

[Acaila]

Michael Jackson should've gotten in on that movie.

[Spee]

-------after smart person translates----------------
Please explain your reason for not liking me. I don't speak very bad. I Try to speak good for you and you don't like me! I must go back to my country and learn english from my mother and stop trying to make sense with big american intellectuals.
Or i may look very silly won't I?
Why don't you like me? I don't Know why you hate me!


Smart people dont use double negatives.


it's Zeus greek god of thunder maybe you heard of it when you were sleeping in history class?



Uh...What? Zeus > Gods > Humans > Dirt > Ameobi > protozoa > Richard Simmons > You > That guy named "jesus" who fixes cars and LIES.

[Indecisive]

The reason it did so well is because 70% of the people that watch movies every friday are fucking ghetto asshats.

[Gigabein]

Yeah, that's right, YOU GOT SERVED!

ZeusCali's new custom title: I GOT SERVED!

[Incompetent]

I hope it's in neon pink

[Fragmatic]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/lolol.gif

OMG MENGAY!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

wow fast responses!

it's Zeus greek god of thunder maybe you heard of it when you were sleeping in history class?
'let me' is the proper english spelling if you want to bite the me in the ass.
@sentence construction try studying French spanish and danish and still have proper english assuming of course you were educated in the United States and English is Your Mother language.

------
@ Darkbane :lol: -no comment-
-----

Bends over for SDM's lack of Funnay
As a Movie Once Sad UnFortunately a "pop" movie:
"bring it" biotch. *smiles* aren't i Gay? hey bob do i look gay to you?
yep he's one gay mother fucker alrighty
John Do i look gay?
Wtf em ya your pretty fucking happy alright

Therrrrrrrrrrr you go SDM i'm da Gay one ard yud happier for da waitin?




OK, first off, I misarranged two letters. Wow, if typos and spelling errors were next to godliness, I would be sipping tea with Jesus while you're getting anally raped by a pitchfork. And by the way, "lemme" is an accepted part of the English vernacular when used in reference to somebody speaking, which is what I was doing to you in my previous post. Also, I know who Zeus is perfectly fine, your point about that is also vapid and empty because I misarranged two letters in a word which everyone knew what I was talking about (a clear sign that you didn't have any ammunition at all against me and had to resort to attacks to one's spelling, the misaligning of two letters in the word otherwise being one of the weakest attempts I might add).

Now that I have destroyed your credibility as a jackass, let me move on here. Zeus, my idiotic friend, the number of languages you know is about as important on this board as your favorite brand of shampoo. Lemme (can't get me on that) explain it to you with lots and lots of font modifiers on: IF YOU CANNOT CONSTRUCT A THOUGHT IN READABLE ENGLISH, DO NOT COME TO AN ENGLISH-SPEAKING FORUM. That, in short, means that we don't care about your French, your Spanish, or your Danish for that matter. If you cannot make a legible sentence in English, then get the fuck off of an English-speaking forum.

Point the third: The rest of your fucking post. Taking your careful time to make sure that you came out semi-readable in your counteractive post to me, you simply fell off your little cliff of Coherency squarely into the Ocean of Being an Ass. Allow me, if you will, to look into your highly educated, multi-languaged (one of them being idiot) view on "gay" and what it means to you.



Bends over for SDM's lack of Funnay
As a Movie Once Sad UnFortunately a "pop" movie:
"bring it" biotch. *smiles* aren't i Gay? hey bob do i look gay to you?
yep he's one gay mother fucker alrighty
John Do i look gay?
Wtf em ya your pretty fucking happy alright

Therrrrrrrrrrr you go SDM i'm da Gay one ard yud happier for da waitin?


OK, first off, SDM is one of the wittiest and funniest people on these boards. It's just what he does. To be able to categorize "Funnay", you need to be able to be funny yourself (allow me to reference your gloriously cheesy signature for that purpose). Also note the irony of that first sentence, as he is defending the word gay while still making clear mocking homoerotic references. OK, now, on to your quite amazing script-writing skills. First off, your capitalization is horrendous. I know grammar errors shouldn't be used, that just has a large neon sign on it that says "WTF?". Also, on that same track of humorously bad typing, your use of sad as a verb. Not to mention the clear seperation of a prefix and a root word into two seperate capitalizations despite the fact that if he was the elitist rhode scholar he makes him self out to be (read: a first-grade level education) he would have known that. But I digress. I believe that that quote is from the hit film "Bring it On", but it could also be from the more indie release "Incoherent Psychobabblings of a Multitasking Internet Retard". I could take careful time to point out every single thing that is wrong with the quoting there, but carpal tunnel syndrome is a nasty thing to develop. And, never one to go out with a mere fizzle, Zeus goes out with a large, mind-shattering bang of incoherent retardation in a sentence that is somthing that I would type if I were drunk off my ass and acting like a pirate while getting the best blowjob of my life.

In conclusion, you got served.

[Neon Apocalypse]

damn straight

[SDM]

http://engrish.com/image/engrish/sanyo.jpg

Zeus writes for Sanyo. Sanyo makes the heartiest gadgetry.

P.S. You Got Served is STILL GAY.

[arctik]

I do agree with the POP culture stuff , because have you ever heard anyone on T.V. say anything about HIP-HOP culture? No, they say POP culture.

Do you watch BET? Because they say HIP-HOP culture alot because pop and hip-hop have major differences.

[xmodum]

Yes, I do watch it alot.But I have never heard them say Hip-Hop culture, maybe we just watch it at different times.

[arctik]

Yes, I do watch it alot.But I have never heard them say Hip-Hop culture, maybe we just watch it at different times.

Maybe..

[worldvengence]

hahahahaha....methinks arctik is new to sarcasm

[ZeusCali]

OBfrog my errorsdo not make it incorharent and i won''t even be nice and spell properly because you all seem to need something to poke fun at with me and i might aswell make a few more then normal obvious ones for the slower of you

my use of sad as a verd is said as a typo and you know that

Now it makes no sense for you to attack me JSUT because you have an opposite view then me, if that is what YUO wish then go over and join the POL forums

[l3lizz4rd]

YOU GOT SEVERED

[arctik]

hahahahaha....methinks arctik is new to sarcasm

wtfs do you mean I just said maybe.

[I Hate Pants]

UGH! Why are we dragging this on?

[Lonehunter]

YOU GOT SERVED!!!!!!!

FUCKING GAY! omg...i wanna gag myself so bad

I am agreeing with Squeeky, yet another amazing event in life.

[Dharkbayne]

OBfrog my errorsdo not make it incorharent and i won''t even be nice and spell properly because you all seem to need something to poke fun at with me and i might aswell make a few more then normal obvious ones for the slower of you

my use of sad as a verd is said as a typo and you know that

Now it makes no sense for you to attack me JSUT because you have an opposite view then me, if that is what YUO wish then go over and join the POL forums



http://www.planetquake.com/pjw/grafix/makeeveryonedie.gif

[Happy lil Elf]

Do you watch BET? Because they say HIP-HOP culture alot because pop and hip-hop have major differences.

Why the fuck would anyone watch BET? I've seen Lawrence Welk episodes on PBS that are more entertaining. Ugh.

Anyways as to Squeeky's suggestion and the reason I'm writing this post. I don't think we can ban someone for being such a hyporcritical shitstick it's almost incomprehensible. Well, Hamma could, but I don't think it's something that we should have a say in.

I've had a problem with Zeus since he started posting here, mostly because his ability to form complete thoughts in the English language is on par with any random three to four year old. Zeus, if you can't fucking write a post that's free of atrocious grammar and spelling errors, I mean when that is as totally and completely beyond your ability as it seems to be, you have no fucking place to call others on their own writing skills. No one here gives a shit if you speak and write flawless Danish, Spanish or swa-fucking-helie. It's your English skills, or rather lack-there-of, that concern us.

Well that and the fact that hitting the "Enter" key seems to give you some sort of sexual gratification but it's not nice to talk about what ladies (or in this case men who wish they were ladies) do in the privacy of their own homes. It just wouldn't be gentleman-like, so I won't mention it.

[Rayder]

Wtf is BET?

[Mr1337Duck]

BET is like MTV, but it's even more blackified. EVERYBODY there is black, not just 85% of the people there.

[Incompetent]

BET = Black entertainment channel, also known as the double standard network.

[Squick]

WTF is up with that movie! That is dumbest piece I have ever seen! Last night I was driving around East Detroit, and you know what, I didn't see one motherfucker breakdancing. You know what I did see, the DPD vice squad sittin on a corner eyeing us because we were driving around at 2AM in the morning right near where they were about to bust. You know what I did see, the old Ford stamping plant that has been abandoned for years, we drove down the alley between two of the buildings and saw an old cargo bay door busted open, so we shined a flashlight in there; you think we saw some breakdancing punks dukin it out for $5k? No, we saw the real ghetto, we saw some cracked out bum laying in a pile of crap trying to stay warm.

I can not fathom anyone actually believing that gangs are gona start breakdancing instead of shooting each other, it is so beyond the realm of possibility that it is silly to waste the time thinking about a time where that would happen!

Squick

[xmodum]

BET,MTV,VH1 are all things that kids and tenagers watch, old guys like some of you dont.
Im a teenager so I now wtf it is.

[Dharkbayne]

BET = Ghey. That is all. Nothing on there is funny, or interesting. MTV = ghey. VHI = ghey.

[ZeusCali]

squick
it's not gangs as in street gangs
it's krew as in a group of friends kinda of like a club
not a violent fight club
(leaving this with no end
and no begining
if you understand this
then there will be no wining)

[AztecWarrior]

Die Please....vX.0

[Setari]

actually not everyone on BET is black. I was watching it last week(yes i was) and there were a couple white comedians..but who cares they're all funny.

[AztecWarrior]

squick
it's not gangs as in street gangs
it's krew as in a group of friends kinda of like a club
not a violent fight club
(leaving this with no end
and no begining
if you understand this
then there will be no wining)
Do you speak Spanish better? Hablas mejor en espa�ol?