My idiot older brother just drank all my Ginger Ale

[Octavian]

Some users must love Ginger Ale, I personally like it because you seem to be able to burp loudly afterwards. But I had had only two glasses when my brother came back from a date and decided he would drink it all. 1.25L worth of DRY GINGER ALE! Made me so mad and now he's getting angry at me for making the font size Larger. My mum is thankful for it though.

[Dharkbayne]

:lol:

[Octavian]

Oh yay I made you laugh. But I suppose that explains why I've been a bit angry for the past day or so.

[Dharkbayne]

Ooh, I have an idea, PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD.

[Octavian]

You're bigger, you can't hurt me otherwise they'll take you away.

[Sputty]

ginger ale suclks. He did you a favour. Now go get some coke.

[Onizuka]

ginger ale suclks. He did you a favour. Now go get some coke.

I concur.

[Octavian]

You suck, I've drunk enough Coke the past few days and I'm sick of it. Dhark, do you like Ginger Ale?

[Sputty]

You're sick of coke? You must be retarded or something. I can't explain my full feelings...hate mixed with disgust mixed with contempt mixed with sadness mixed with sympathy...and more
Hmmm... "DIE NOW" will have to suffice

[Onizuka]

Sputty, im with you.

Coke is my favourite drink evar.

[Octavian]

Yes but eventually you'll end up ugly and obese from all that sugar.

[Dharkbayne]

http://www.thenewsrocket.com/PZN2/Pic2Oct/Brother.jpg

[Octavian]

Wait, what is that supposed to be?

[Onizuka]

http://www.thenewsrocket.com/PZN2/Pic2Oct/Brother.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

He's still ugly though.

[Octavian]

See, you mightn't end up fat but you'll be pretty ugly after a few years.

[Corrosion]

Coke > all

[Octavian]

I don't like you anymore Corrosion.

[Spee]

Coke only makes you fat and ugly if you are not 1337 with it. The only thing it's given me is a deeper voice form wearing away my throat with its 1337 phosphoric acid.

[Octavian]

Really, can you perhaps record your voice and post it here on PSU?

[Spee]

Just ask Hamma or Gerbil or Happy Lil' Elf. Theyve heard me on TS.

[Octavian]

Ohhh but I wanna hear you.

[Spee]

Ohhh but I wanna hear you.


*iphere*


Im under the name of guildernstern. If you dont have TS, sorry.

[Octavian]

Nah don't have TS.

[Corrosion]

Im coming Spee

[Sputty]

I don't like you anymore Corrosion.
And with that post I like Corrosion a lot more.

[Dharkbayne]

And with that post I like Corrosion a lot more.

:rofl: me too

[Infernus]

:ban:


And with that post I like Corrosion a lot more.

/agree



oh and one more thing:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares5.jpg

[xmodum]

Coke only makes you fat and ugly if you are not 1337 with it. The only thing it's given me is a deeper voice form wearing away my throat with its 1337 phosphoric acid.
Same here, you can ask Vash how I sound. Im only 14 but id have to say I got a deep voice.

[Rempel]

this probobly isn't the place for this but. How do i use and or create a sig?

[Sputty]

this probobly isn't the place for this but. How do i use and or create a sig?
You're right. This isn't the place for that.

[Happy lil Elf]

And with that post I like Corrosion a lot more.
I was going to say I agree. Then I realized that I still think Corrosion is a tool. Then I realized that that would make me, at least in a sense, agree with Octavian. Then I realized it's not that I think Corrosion is a tool, but rather that I enjoy giving him reacharounds on his tool.

So apparently I'm in the clear.....I think.

[Octavian]

You're right. This isn't the place for that.

No this thread was designed for people to come up with topics. Just to think of something new to say.

[Sputty]

No this thread was designed for people to come up with topics. Just to think of something new to say.
No, actually, this thread is about how dumb you are.

[Octavian]

Why do you hate me Sputty?

[Dharkbayne]

Errr... if you came up with a topic, wouldn't you just post it? This thread is worthless :spam:

[Rempel]

im gonna agree with Dhark, this thread is just a big 'ol chunk of SPAM, smelly, greasy, disgusting, SPAM. oh yeah, nice spam animation Dhark! WAIT, this was spam too GODAMNIT!!!!

[Octavian]

I tried keeping it on this topic. But then everyone started to say Ginger Ale sucks and changed the topic to Coke.

[Rempel]

i like gingerale, it's good. Coke is good too but i prefer pepsi, except the pepsi goes flat verry fast eavn if you close the bottle really good. WHY PEPSI WHY??? WHY HATH THOU GOTTEN STINGY ON US!!!!!!

[Rempel]

your not a bad guy Octavian, eavn if you are Terran Republic.

[Dharkbayne]

Rempel, how old are you?

[Octavian]

Yes, but unfortunately I've killed more NC than VS. They just seem to be mainly in the towers I come across.

[Rempel]

Im 18, turning 19 in august, why? this is going to lead to an insult about my MAD typing skillz, isn't it.

[Octavian]

So young to be drinking Ale aren't you?

[Rempel]

meh, legal age in alberta is 18 so i don't see a problem with it.

[Octavian]

Heh must be something wrong with me being 12 and drinking ale then.

[worldvengence]

I was going to say I agree. Then I realized that I still think Corrosion is a tool. Then I realized that that would make me, at least in a sense, agree with Octavian. Then I realized it's not that I think Corrosion is a tool, but rather that I enjoy giving him reacharounds on his tool.

So apparently I'm in the clear.....I think.
:rofl: yet :huh:

[Octavian]

I just realised what Elf said. I'm kind of scared now.

[Rempel]

Im back, how many post's must i have before i level?

nah man, i don't see a problem with 12yr olds drinking, isn't legal age in parts of europe somewhere around the 12 mark?

[Octavian]

They allow little kids in France to drink. But I'm in Australia, but I guess Ginger Ale doesn't exactly qualify as a proper alcohol.

[Rempel]

OOOOOH, you meant Ginger ALE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you fooled me. than again i supose someone's gonna come along now *cough* Dhark *cough* and tell me how stupid i am for not assuming you meant Ginger Ale when the title of the thread involves the verry same beverage! :D

[Octavian]

So I suppose you're European? Is that correct?

[Dharkbayne]

OOOOOH, you meant Ginger ALE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you fooled me. than again i supose someone's gonna come along now *cough* Dhark *cough* and tell me how stupid i am for not assuming you meant Ginger Ale when the title of the thread involves the verry same beverage! :D


You're stupid for not assuming he meant Ginger Ale when the title of the thread involves said beverage.

I live to serve.

[Octavian]

Wow I knew you would be the first to reply to that.

[Rempel]

thank's Dhark i knew i could count on you LOL, and to Octavian, no i live in edmonton alberta.

[Octavian]

So you find nothing wrong with 12 year olds drinking alcohol and getting drunk?

[Rempel]

Nothing wrong with it really, as long as they're doing it responsibly. ie. It's supervised by a parent or gaurdian. i mean i supose it's not good for them but if their parents are letting them do it i don't have much against it. i didn't drink untill i was eighteen but i know a couple of kids who do drink.

[Octavian]

I thought you meant like 12 year olds on the street drinking excessively. I drink ocassionally with my parents there, but I've never actually drunk with my friends.

[Rbstr]

yeah in places like germany with the lower Drinking limit tend to be alot more responsible about it.

[Octavian]

They should do that in more countries. Most car related deaths here are because of males ages 18-25 had too much to drink.

[Rempel]

If you drink, Then drive. You're a bloody idiot! :mad:

[MilitantB0B]

They should do that in more countries. Most car related deaths here are because of males ages 18-25 had too much to drink.
Doctors say that alchohol messes with the developmental proccess, thus no moonshine for kiddies what aint done wit their growin'

[Octavian]

If you drink, Then drive. You're a bloody idiot!

It goes more like this.

*insert picture of drunk man crying in his car, dead little kid on the road, ambulances and police everywhere. Black text on billboard saying, "Bloody Idiot".

[OneManArmy]

i dont even want to find out how this thread reached 5 pages... so I'll just assume Octavian was giving out free BJ's with each post.. :doh:

[Octavian]

No I gave out free bottles of Ginger Ale and a hotdog.

[Rempel]

I especialy enjoyed the Hotdog, I had ketchup on mine. HURRAY happy 5 pages!
let's all go watch some Cowboy Bebop.

When I grow up I wanna be a Space Cowboy!

[Octavian]

But indeed, it did grow to 5 pages in a sad, slow way.

[Dharkbayne]

You say you're 18? Doubtful

[Peacemaker]

My god, what is this world coming to?

[Rempel]

i am i am, i supose i could scan a peice of identification. perhaps my drivers licence, than i could email it to you if you need proof!

[Octavian]

You're drivers license won't do much. How would we know it's you? It could easily be an older friends license.

[Rempel]

Simple, you ask me to take a picture of me doing something specific! Mabey holding up a sign saying something? i can email that with the licence!

[Dharkbayne]

yes, do that

[email protected]

[Octavian]

In which case you can easily bribe your friend to do that. You'll have to meet a representative from PSU in person.

Take a picture of you drunk. "[email protected]", you're friend can't possible agree to that.

[Rempel]

Ok, gimme Your E-Mail adress and what you want the sign to read.
and Octavian you are just assumint that i have my friend here right now. wich i don't. there's no way for me to proove to you people that im as old as i calim to be is there?

[Dharkbayne]

:stoppost: Octavian.

I want it to say "Dharkbayne is win. I am not. And the date / time.

[Peacemaker]

:stoppost: :stoppost: :stoppost: :stoppost: :stoppost: :stoppost:

I mean for the love of god. STOP POSTING REALLY!

[Onizuka-GTO]

I like Dry Ginger Ale! It goes well with Gin. :D
Oh and i haven't touched Coka Cola in oh.....6 months?
Only drink it if there isn't any coffee, and I only drink coffee if im doing an all-nighter

[Rayder]

I'm not going to bother reading the other 4 pages of this. All I'm going to say is "Octavian. You are not out of Ginger Ale."

[Octavian]

I like Dry Ginger Ale! It goes well with Gin. :D
Oh and i haven't touched Coka Cola in oh.....6 months?
Only drink it if there isn't any coffee, and I only drink coffee if im doing an all-nighter

Oh yay! :love: We have something in common!

[Rempel]

Ok, Im uploading the pic's now, I just need your E-Mail.

[Onizuka-GTO]

Oh yay! :love: We have something in common!

Why does that make me nervous? :scared:

[Octavian]

Don't you like me?

Rempel: [email protected]

[Onizuka-GTO]

Mmmm....
let me put it this way.

I don't dislike you. :)

[Octavian]

Ooo, :love:

[Rempel]

Wow, That's a piss off! i can't attach em, oh well go to http://www.geocities.com/phantasmaldan ill upload my pics!

[Rempel]

OK it's been uploaded, just go to the link and click on the link that say's something about pics proving Im me. sorry about the large file size and what not but i didn't feel like scaling em down or anything. SHEESH, so much work. there's no trust anymore.

[Rempel]

OMG, i made corperal, WHOOOOO!





:groovy: :doh: :rolleyes: :eek: :scared: :rofl: :lol: :groovy: :rolleyes: :groovy: :eek: :huh: :groovy:

[Octavian]

You spelled disbelievers wrong.

"We're Sorry, But The Requested Page Could Not Be Found"

[Dharkbayne]

Geoshitties, the link is borked. Just email me the pics.

[Rempel]

GODAMNIT!!!

http://www.geocities.com/phantasmaldan

this one worked! and I can't email em, I already tried remember, that's why im posting em on my site.

[Octavian]

Link is broken.

Dhark: How about this, I send a request to Hamma that he set my post count back to 650. So then I'll have to earn them properly and we'll all be happy.

[Dharkbayne]

Link is broken.

Dhark: How about this, I send a request to Hamma that he set my post count back to 650. So then I'll have to earn them properly and we'll all be happy.


How about he sends it to -1000? Then I'll be happy.

[Rempel]

Hey Dhark, why are you so angry?

[Peacemaker]

Hes not angry he is just very annoyed that octavian wont STOP POSTING SENSLESS CRAP. Im going to bed now b/c technically im spamming too.

[Dharkbayne]

I'm sick of all the fucktards spamming all over PSU posting pointless shit.

[Happy lil Elf]

I'm sick of all the fucktards spamming all over PSU posting pointless shit.


Someone else call him on this, I've done enough for one night. :sick:

[Rempel]

Well what would you define as usefull than Dhark?

[SDM]

Someone else call him on this, I've done enough for one night. :sick:
You really need to STFU.

Christ, you're right. From now on lets encourage spammers with free doughnuts, and bitch incessantly at those who try to drill it into thier heads to stop.

Who made you Captain Special? Atleast some of us try for a little humor, instead of just spamming crap about ginger fucking ale. If someone posts 60+ posts of complete shit in two fucking hours, I'm going to tell them to stuff a cock in it. Deal with it sir. You've got an annoying little bitch post on, what, about 3 threads now? Go bitch to someone who gives a fuck, and quit being such a stool sample.

[OneManArmy]

my god 7 pages... how many dicks can one man suck in a day?

[Happy lil Elf]

You really need to STFU.

No, SDM, you have that backwards.

Christ, you're right. From now on lets encourage spammers with free doughnuts, and bitch incessantly at those who try to drill it into thier heads to stop.No, you should PM Hamma and not spam threads up to 6 pages by posting useless fucking drivel.

Who made you Captain Special? Atleast some of us try for a little humor, instead of just spamming crap about ginger fucking ale.Who made you the spam police, you fucking hyprocrtie? I tend to point out when someone is being a flaming fucking asshole. If you don't like being called on being a flaming fucking asshole, I suggest not being a flaming fucking asshole. Hope that didn't go by too fast for you. I'd hate to have to repeat myself again.

If someone posts 60+ posts of complete shit in two fucking hours, I'm going to tell them to stuff a cock in it.And if some little cock spends 2 hours spamming the threads they consider spam with useless fucking drivel, I'm going to call them on it because watching wannabe internet badboys breakdown amuses me. Hey at least I got more than a bad one liner out of you this time. Amazing, maybe you do have the capacity to learn.

Deal with it sir.Ditto, dipshit.
You've got an annoying little bitch post on, what, about 3 threads now? Go bitch to someone who gives a fuck, and quit being such a stool sample.Quit being an ass and perhaps I won't call you on it, you ass.

Goodnight, SDM. I do look forward to reading you approprately inept reply tomorrow. No doubt I'll have to repeat myself, since you seem almost impossibly dense, but no matter. Destroying your reply will at least provide me with a few minutes of entertainment.

:love:

[Rempel]

pwnd!

[Ivan]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks13.jpg

LOOK Octavian! I got it from ebaumsworld.com, Happy?

[SDM]

I do look forward to reading you approprately inept reply tomorrow.WELL HEEEERE IT IS
YOU CUM BUBBLE!!
ENJOY!!!!

[Rempel]

spam

[SDM]

spam
Have a free doughnut and keep up the fine work Rempel.:rofl:

[Rempel]

gee thanks boss!

[Onizuka-GTO]

WELL HEEEERE IT IS
YOU CUM BUBBLE!!
ENJOY!!!!

If that's spam, thats the funniest spam i have even eaten. :lol:

Edit: sorry I meant "ever Read" really!

[Rempel]

Spamming. it's not just my job, it's my DUTY!

[Onizuka]

WELL HEEEERE IT IS
YOU CUM BUBBLE!!
ENJOY!!!!

Umm....cum bubbles....

[EarlyDawn]

this thread sucks.

[Happy lil Elf]

YOU CUM BUBBLE!!
ENJOY!!!!


On a scale of 1-10 I'd give that a 7 if it had been even semi-original and not trotted out by you so many times before. Since, however, it's the same old shit you always seem to come up with (Congrats on knowing what the Size and Color options are!) it gets downgraded to a 3.

Try again next time, kiddo. ;)

[Hamma]

This thread is closed. And the main participants have been banned.