Ever have anyone like this?

[Mr1337Duck]

If you hang out on the PD forums, you know my brother's kinda strange. Just seriously dislikes just about anything American. So I'm riding back from Karate and we're talking and I say I don't understand those people with foot fetishes, because it just seems like an odd thing to be attracted to. He says I probably have a drawer full of pics of German women's feet, or Japanese women's feet. I say no, I like the American girls. Insulting commences, he calls me a blind nationalist and says I have a one-track mind, etc. I say I like the Hispanic, the American, and some British girls. Insulting continues, so I ask what the hell is wrong with not being crazy about asian girls with glasses, like he is. We pull into the driveway, conversation ends.


First off, the glasses thing is stupid. Is this like them masturbating with the glasses and you watching, or do you just like nerd girls with optical dysfunction?




Who else knows someone like this?

[Derfud]

Well they have more trouble seeing you when they have an optical disfunction so... http://forums.bohicagaming.com/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif

[MrVicchio]

What a bigot, you only like white girls and few chicanos??

Your brother is a twerp, ignore him.

[Derfud]

You should be glad your brother is like that, and isn't like mine, who comes into your room when your parent's are away with his penis out wagging it everywhere. Or randomly comes into your room and says "YOU WERE MASTURBATING WEREN'T YOU!? YOU GOT A BONER DON'T YOU? NO, PROVE IT, SHOW ME!"

[Everay]

analisys of said situation: your brother is gay and into incest
Solution: KILL HIM

everyone has their tastes in women, fetishes and all, tell your brother to stfu, and if he hates america, tell him to get out of my country, thats right MY COUNTRY!

[Jabberwocky]

:rofl: Haha, Defrud, your bro cracks me up...

but I wouldn't want to live with him.
:ugh:

[TheN00b]

Derfud, your brother is merely a very frightened child...

[Mr1337Duck]

Holy fuck, Derfud, if half of that was true, I'd pity you.

[FlakMan]

You should be glad your brother is like that, and isn't like mine, who comes into your room when your parent's are away with his penis out wagging it everywhere. Or randomly comes into your room and says "YOU WERE MASTURBATING WEREN'T YOU!? YOU GOT A BONER DON'T YOU? NO, PROVE IT, SHOW ME!"
:rofl:

Ducky, tell your brother that he's the one with a fetish

[Spider]

First off, the glasses thing is stupid. Is this like them masturbating with the glasses and you watching, or do you just like nerd girls with optical dysfunction?


K... it went from... feet... to you being a biggot... to ending the conversation....

Now where in hell does this fit?!

[Derfud]

That is all true Mr1337duck. The scariest thing is that he is 2 years older than me. He also occasionally 'dicks up' various items in my room just to aggravate me.

[Mr1337Duck]

He says he likes asian girls with glasses. :scared:

[Everay]

That is all true Mr1337duck. The scariest thing is that he is 2 years older than me. He also occasionally 'dicks up' various items in my room just to aggravate me.


your brother is gay dude, nuff said, just be sure to tell him you dont like it.

[Mr1337Duck]

It'd be easy to ignore him, but he's three years older than me. I'm 14, he's 17, and he can get violent, which leads to my ass getting kicked. Shit, we're just talking, I'm leaning over the back of a big chair, he kicks me off balance, I fall back, hit my spine on the desk, swear at him, and sometimes he lets it go, sometimes he starts wailin on me.

I'm a fairly stable guy, I like the ladies, I listen to rock, I'm fairly sociable. He's all over the fucking place. Sometimes has a semi-tough attitude like I do, sometimes is annoying as hell, sometimes he becomes a pussy. No kidding here, his voice gets all high, he gets this stupid little girl look, it's fucking crazy. He's supposedly got socialphobia, acts like that entitles him to lots of special treatment, etc. He's mostly just seriously antisocial, likes the oldies, weird types of girls, etc. He attempted suicide once, worked through it, still weird, though. You ask me who I know that's most unstable in the way that they could turn gay or commit suicide, he'd be numero uno on my list.


Btw, don't call me Mr1337Duck, just call me duck or ducky. Everybody on other boards I've gone to calls me that.

[Spee]

Id rather have a bigoted asshole for a brother than a brother who hasnt said one true thing in his 23 years of existence....


*sigh*...

[Everay]

you know, i have both, in the same brother, but thankfully he doesnt run into my room screaming the said stuff above. but trust me, id land a square kick in his balls if he did.

[Cyanide]

I would say that liking American girls pretty much covers every races. If you want to single out white girls, say cocasian. Why does everybody associate American with white?

[Dharkbayne]

Because people are retarded.

[SDM]

I like fat, hairy Latvian laidies, with contact lenses. :brow:

[Dharkbayne]

:scared: Never... Mention... That... Again..

[Mr1337Duck]

70% of Americans are white. White Americans, would you prefer I say that, racist?

j/k

[Onizuka-GTO]

He says he likes asian girls with glasses. :scared:

What's wrong with that?! :mad:

<----- Has dysfunction eyes :doh:

Anyway there is no such thing as Asian Women with glasses, all praise the contact lense and laser surgery!

:lol: ;) :p

[Derfud]

Oh yes, almost forgot to mention. My brother lies all the time too. He really cant get much worse.

[Jaged]

I am an only child. :groovy:

[Fragmatic]

I am an only child. :groovy:

You sir, are one lucky bastard

[Ait'al]

If i had your bro derf, Id punch him square in his face and tell him to grow up in one way or another till hes afraid of something else enough to stop being an ass. Dont parents fucking stop there children when there rubbing there damn genitles all over everything. Holy crap animals dont let there children go that far! 8\

I am an only child. :groovy:
:wave: Me too!

[Onizuka-GTO]

I have two younger Brothers, I don't think I treat them bad but I could be wrong.
mmmm...Maybe I should go beat them up for an answer? :lol:
Oh hang on, maybe not they seem to be getting abit too strong for me to handle these days :lol:
I think my "Evil Sis" reign of terror will be ending soon, *sniff*
How about you people? How do you handle your little sibling?
:groovy:

[Acaila]

A mate of mine who looks like 1 of those big Persian guys with the huge fuck off scimitar in Prince of Persia only dates white women. He isn't attracted to people who aren't white, ironic that he himself isn't white. He isn't racist, has nothing against people of any race, religeon or whatever, only white women blow his hair back.

[Sputty]

You should be glad your brother is like that, and isn't like mine, who comes into your room when your parent's are away with his penis out wagging it everywhere. Or randomly comes into your room and says "YOU WERE MASTURBATING WEREN'T YOU!? YOU GOT A BONER DON'T YOU? NO, PROVE IT, SHOW ME!"
:rofl::rofl:

[Onizuka]

wtf. Why should they care. They are immature buttholes. I happen to like mainly north american and european girls (some) and if someone has a problem with that, they can just shove it. :p

[SilverLord]

I def have something with Asians but...not the glasses part.

[Happy lil Elf]

Do what I do. Tell him he's a fucking freak, grab him by the hair, yank his head down until he drops to his knees or ass, bounce his forehead of the ground and tell him to shut the fuck up.

Repeat as necessary.


*Edit* Defud that goes for you too, just drop the "as necessary" part. :lol:

[planethogger]

lol you lot think your brothers are bad mine is awful he is 12 valentines day and acts like a godamm 2 yr old in tantrum mode!! we got him a little fun gun mp5 and now there is thousands of bbs all over place!

luckily being an avided airsofter i own my very own p90 and it comes in handy as not only a club but also a lovely kid contoller :)

p.s my bro like to waggle his penis all over the place as well and trys to walk round with a boner shouting "look at me i have a hucge cock!!"

[Rayder]

I have an older sister....

[Ait'al]

Does she try to walk around with a boner and say she has a big cock? ^^

[FlakMan]

Does she try to walk around with a boner and say she has a big cock? ^^
Only in your dreams ;)

[worldvengence]

gotta love the only child thing...w00t

[Neon Apocalypse]

yeah same here

[Spider]

gotta love the only child thing...w00t

[lightfire]

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[Onizuka-GTO]

lol you lot think your brothers are bad mine is awful he is 12 valentines day and acts like a godamm 2 yr old in tantrum mode!! we got him a little fun gun mp5 and now there is thousands of bbs all over place!

luckily being an avided airsofter i own my very own p90 and it comes in handy as not only a club but also a lovely kid contoller :)

p.s my bro like to waggle his penis all over the place as well and trys to walk round with a boner shouting "look at me i have a hucge cock!!"

OMG! You people have some perverted siblings!
:lol:

Though to be honest, I have done some mean things to my brother's too. :twisted: such as bursting into his room knowing he's mastrubation shouting random catch phrases! :lol:

I mean honestly, they are asking for it. It's obvious what they are doing, yet they can't be bothered to lock their doors....
:rolleyes:

[TheRegurgitator]

I have two older sister which are cool, but I have one annoying little sister. She just came up to me with half a plastic easter egg in her mouth and said something, not exactly sure what. Every time I cuss around her she goes crazy and runs for the telephone to call my mom.