So, today at school

[Strygun]

Funny story.

Today at school, a teacher was not there so they had a sub.

Well, during class, one kid whips out his, uh, weiner and starts hitting this other kid on the head with it.

Well, that kid pulls his out and they start sword fighting with, uh, weiners. Then, another kid joins in and they all start sword fighting.

The teacher steps up and says, if you're going to do that, do it infront of the class. They tried to... HAHAAH. They all got sent to the office, but not after one of them hit another kid over the head with, uh, their weiner.

This, after last semester another unrelated kid got expelled for masturbating in class. Whipped it out and just started goin at it.

He was expelled, the 3 kids from today probably will be too.

:rofl:

[Rbstr]

What kind of school do you go to?!

[Dharkbayne]

This deserves

http://www.neosith.com/wtfoftheyearaward.gif

[Sputty]

Latent homosexuals..
Also
WTFS!?!?!??! sdfionadsfpoiasnnfsadnfankfdsa
hfsskndf:kndfnasfdkndsafknasdkfnsadknfka:fsad
asfdgpoknfdsnkdsnfSADFBJDSABJFBDSABFLHHJAVBHASBDF; ADSBJFDSAAFSD
Give me more info on both of those things please

[AztecWarrior]

Only in the South.

DISCLAIMER: Miami is not part of the South. I am not a hypocrite.

[Indecisive]

This picture imeediatly came to mind.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2004/02/10/ntom10.jpeg

Yes. That thing is male.

[Derfud]

Who in the right mind sword fights with their boner in class? that is like a big ole' WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE THOSE KIDS DOING?!!?!

[martyr]

gonna have to agree with dhark on the WTF award, here.

[AztecWarrior]

Cockfighting without poultry.

[SDM]

gonna have to agree with dhark on the WTF award, here.Yup, thats pretty fucked up. Gay, AND retarded, you just don't see that combo that often.

However, I remember once (I think I was a sophmore) me and a friend filled a couple Trojans with sand, cought them in our zippers, and let them dangle in the hallway for a bit. You would be amazed how real a condom filled with sand looks. :)

edit: Remember kids, there's a fine line between being gay/retarded, and being funnay. Learn when to say when.

[Rempel]

this is one of thoserare ocasion's i agree with Dhark, WTF!

and on anouther note, WTF is up with vannu and TR pwning the NC all this week? i thought we were suposed to kick ass! most day's we finish with one continent, our sanc! C'mon people let's try and get with it, i need the XP!!!

[Jabberwocky]

EDIT: :banplz:


:ugh: Oh dear god....
When you are getting hit in the head by someone else's weiner, how is it your first inclination to whip out yours and fight back?
Even worse, you see two kids weiner fighting, what the hell would make you want to go and join in?
Kids these days. Go figure.

[Dharkbayne]

and on anouther note, WTF is up with vannu and TR pwning the NC all this week? i thought we were suposed to kick ass! most day's we finish with one continent, our sanc! C'mon people let's try and get with it, i need the XP!!!

I hate you.

[Everay]

what i wanna know, is what does strygun do for a living? and how or why does he know about this?

and yes. wtf?

[Dharkbayne]

what i wanna know, is what does strygun do for a living? and how or why does he know about this?




Today at school,


:rolleyes:

[Everay]

well, what, is strygun 5 and in kindergarden where the kids dont know to put their dicks away?

[Happy lil Elf]

Expelled? No. There's only one solution for this and it involves shotguns.

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl: indeed.

[Squeeky]

Strygun you go to one fucking retarded school. I mean wtf, god damn southerners :mad:

[Incompetent]

Someone needs to slice there balls off and get it over with. Stupidity is genetic.

[Veteran]

Gay, AND retarded, you just don't see that combo that often

You don't watch MTV much eh?

[Neon Apocalypse]

:rofl:

i know this kid whos sorta like that, but not a s serious, he stuck his dick in another kids ear once, but it wasnt at school

[Sputty]

:rofl:

i know this kid whos sorta like that, but not a s serious, he stuck his dick in another kids ear once, but it wasnt at school
SErisouly. WTF is with "kids" these days? I'm 17 and I'm thinking WTFS?!?!?!?!?! is wrong with these adolescense.

[planethogger]

lol a simmilar thing happens at my school see we have this plant that when you break it this sticky white stuff comes out and people bring one of theese things into class and begin to spray this "cum" like stuff at the teacher and other people!!

but boner fighting,WTF!!!! is up with them!! i agree with the shotgun idea and slicing of their balls!

bring on corpral punishment!!

[I Hate Pants]

Well, during class, one kid whips out his, uh, weiner and starts hitting this other kid on the head with it.

I challenge you to a duel good sir!!!! Shwing!

[Retroactive]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: but i do agree thats friggen sick!!

[Strygun]

:rofl:

i know this kid whos sorta like that, but not a s serious, he stuck his dick in another kids ear once, but it wasnt at school

the 2nd weiner on the head in my previous story was actually weiner to the ear.

Left that part out.


In my book, these guys are real men. I would NOT ever pull out mine in the middle of a classroom of 9th graders. (I'm not a 9th grader, but I talked to a few of the kids in the class about what happened.)

If he's secure enough to whip it out, good for him.

[ViperGTS]

:eek: Wow thats fucked up. Really I want to kill my self for just thinking about this..... :lol:

[Mr1337Duck]

Real men who are as gay and retarded as something on MTV. I can live with that conclusion.

[ORANGE]

This one time at band camp.............................................. .................

[Happy lil Elf]

Ah, but a real men doesn't duel another guy with his fucking penis!

[SilverLord]

and on anouther note, WTF is up with vannu and TR pwning the NC all this week? i thought we were suposed to kick ass! most day's we finish with one continent, our sanc! C'mon people let's try and get with it, i need the XP!!!:ban: You sound like Pork.

[SecondRaven]

They must be football players....

[ORANGE]

They must be football players....
Agreed

[Rayder]

Ah, but a real men doesn't duel another guy with his fucking penis!
Well in Canada....

[Everay]

i agree with elf here, real men dont duel with their dicks, real men use guns....but you cant consider that a gun.

[Infernus]

I'd do it... but I'm just so big... eh... ok maybe I wouldn't do that, jerk off in class is different tho...

[Red October]

:evildrop:

Should my wife and I do decide to have kids (well she's already stated we will)...

.....I think it would be wise to send them to a private school.....oh wait....that didn't come out right....niether did...of forget it!

[Jennyboo]

:eek: Man people in your school have problems :eek: that kid need some serious help :doh: masterbation is normal but not during your studies :scared:

[firecrackerNC]

I dout they will be expelled.When i did that I just got a 10 day suspension and a bunch of girls phone numbers.

[Spee]

*Revels in sheltered FAME-like school of normalcy and proper behavior*

[OneManArmy]

ahh good 'ol Alabama. If there is ever a time in your life where you feel proud of the human race, just head on down to the greatest state in confederacy. It will sober your happy ass up quick.

[Madcow]

They must be football players....

Yay, jock envy! You don't see that too often on internet message boards.

[Corrosion]

w....t....f....

[worldvengence]

http://198.65.139.154/images/buddies/badassbuddy_com-cockfight.gif

[Jennyboo]

http://198.65.139.154/images/buddies/badassbuddy_com-cockfight.gif

:rofl:

[Dharkbayne]

Well in Canada....

:rofl:

[Rbstr]

This one time at band camp.............................................. .................
I'm in band and i whent to band camp, i was sorely disapointed

no nee to send somone to private school, just find a place with good public schools like Jhanson county kansas, we're better than the private places around here.

Stuff like this just doen't happen here, thogh some people have drinking problems that about it

[EineBeBoP]

I just learned that my algebra teacher last year got fired because some kids were actually having sex IN her class! Crayzens.

Couldn't have happened to a better candidate.

[Squeeky]

If he's secure enough to whip it out, good for him.

Great, now our resident retard is endorsing weiner dueling. Wtf....:(

[Lonehunter]

Was Squeeky one of them?

[xmodum]

He probly was. :lol:

[dscytherulez]

:rofl:
:huh:

[FlakMan]

A friend of mine actually cockslapped someone on a field trip to Washington DC in 8th grade. Said friend also took a dump in the toilet and put the fucker's shoes in there with it. God I miss that trip. Throwing water down on cars leaving the parking lot, collecting everybody's complimentary Bibles and throwing them at each other... *sigh*

[BUGGER]

Will that happen to me this April? :scared:

Sounds fun. :D




Oh and the fact that the teacher invited them to cockfight in front of the class made me lol literally.

[Everay]

i dont think he said the teacher said it was okay, did he/she?

[BUGGER]

The teacher steps up and says, if you're going to do that, do it infront of the class. They tried to... HAHAAH. They all got sent to the office, but not after one of them hit another kid over the head with, uh, their weiner.

[Spee]

For extra stupidity, say "Weiner" with a German accent mentally every time you see it on this thread.





Veeeeenurrrrr.

[Ait'al]

Im hearing it in swedish/dutch and imagining blondes with veeenersnitchel! sorry

I just learned that my algebra teacher last year got fired because some kids were actually having sex IN her class! Crayzens.

Couldn't have happened to a better candidate.
Ive sadly heard this one or two more times. But how on earth did they do that and where did htey do it.??? did they hide in the back or sneak it, or was the fucking teacher incouraging it???? And what grade is this happening?:huh: WTF and HOW!?!? Are they doing this during class????

Ive seriously heard once of it during class with the teacher in the room aware of it and watching or acting like it didnt happen andall the other students there where the fucking teacher didnt do anything about it. I think one of hte students had to leave and tell the damn principle or something.

[Octavian]

So was this a female teacher?

[Strygun]

i dont think he said the teacher said it was okay, did he/she?

When I said that the teacher said to do it infront of the class, she didn't think they would. Saying something like that is usually a way to get people to stop doing stuff.

E.x.: Passing notes... Would you like to read that to the class?

[Sputty]

When I said that the teacher said to do it infront of the class, she didn't think they would. Saying something like that is usually a way to get people to stop doing stuff.

E.x.: Passing notes... Would you like to read that to the class?
She?...That's even weirder. I'd expect a guy to say something like that, but a woman I'd expect to start screaming at them

[Strygun]

she has 2 sons that go to this school

she's seen it all.

she just sent them to the office

[Octavian]

Ooo, so I'm sure the guys may have wanted to arouse the teacher? Or impress her....

[ViperGTS]

Wow...that takes some balls(or dicks in this case) to do some thing like that. :lol:

[Sputty]

she has 2 sons that go to this school

she's seen it all.

she just sent them to the office
...
Hmmmm
Her sons must be fucked. Seen it all? Penis dueling? WTF?!?!SDKDNFK:ASN

[Ait'al]

Well its not like we have no penis duelers on this forum. 8\

And are we talking about hte one with the students haveing sex daring them? Or is this all about the penis. I got lost.