Top~Seekrit Misrocoft Windowz Source Code!!!1!

[Fenrys]

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: MAY 1998
$History$
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}


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I did not code ^^^ that stuff. I copied it from a tech forum into a text file created 10/25/01 and it has been hiding away ever since. I just updated it a bit (2 lines of code about 98/XP in that order). I have no idea who the origional author is.

[TheRagingGerbil]

Funny stuff.

[Ait'al]

basically_run_windows_3.1();
If it did that it would work right. 8\

[MidnightDave]

wait, your telling me that isnt real windows source code? crap, that would have explained a lot

[Octavian]

Funny but old. I actually tried compiling that. Didn't work unfortunately.

[Ait'al]

Um, no kidding Oct, there isnt a single viable command in it that any comiler would recongnize. The only thing you could possibly get out of it is a variable named Microsoft. But it needs to die.

How did you get past the corrections on the if staments/ and while statements?

[Octavian]

No I said I TRIED to compile it. But it never actually got up to the COMPILING stage.

[martyr]

isn't that from albinoblacksheep... which was linked in my thread about the real source code? haha

[Rbstr]

yeh ai think it was,

And thats java syntax(mostly correct acctualy), i dont think windows is java

infact i know its not

[dscytherulez]

:huh:

Uhh.....yeah....

[Smaug]

It could also be fake C++ but its very similar to Java so whatever. I linked this in the lounge one, its pretty funny :D.

[MidnightDave]

:huh:

Uhh.....yeah....