Sponge Bob, Racist Son of a BLEEEEEP

[MrVicchio]

http://www.freep.com/features/living/sponge13_20040213.htm

http://www.freep.com/art/2004/feb/13/sponge.jpg

[Indecisive]

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[Veteran]

A blatant scheme to start a collector's frenzy.

Sponge Bob is the grim result of one too many market psychologists.

[OneManArmy]

omg... lets get this straight right now.

1. Giving pregant women closer parking is not FUCKING DEGRADING to them.

2. PASSION OF CHRIST will not make people want to kill **** anymore than they already want to.

3. Sponge bob does not hate the *******. he's down with the OPP.

[FlakMan]

:lol:

[Dharkbayne]

omg... lets get this straight right now.

1. Giving pregant women closer parking is not FUCKING DEGRADING to them.

2. PASSION OF CHRIST will not make people want to kill **** anymore than they already want to.

3. Sponge bob does not hate the *******. he's down with the OPP.


Indeed. It's like putting retarded kids in the normal classes, THEY ARE NOT NORMAL. STOP TRYING TO MAKE THEM BE. Political correctness blows.

[Octavian]

EDIT - Wrong thread.

Dhark:

I thought they put retarded kids in "special classes".

[Dharkbayne]

Nah, they try to integrate them into the normal classe,s so the parents feel like their kid isn't retarded. Even though he shits himself and SITS RIGHT NEXT TO ME, AND I CAN'T DO A GODDAMN THING ABOUT IT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE DISCRIMINATION BECAUSE OF HIS FUCKING DISABILITY.

[Octavian]

Now where have I been? So if you tease a retarded person it's discrimnation? Damn.

[Dharkbayne]

Yeah, fuck, even if you ask them to move it's "discriminating against them" Hey, I wouldn't be askign a normal person to move BECAUSE THEY DON'T SHIT THEMSELVES AND DROOL

[Triggar]

Nah, they try to integrate them into the normal classe,s so the parents feel like their kid isn't retarded. Even though he shits himself and SITS RIGHT NEXT TO ME, AND I CAN'T DO A GODDAMN THING ABOUT IT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE DISCRIMINATION BECAUSE OF HIS FUCKING DISABILITY.

I bet the kid smells like maple syrup, when he's not squeezing snack-pak's out in his pants.

[Octavian]

That's an odd sentence for a girl to say. You almost sound like SDM.

[Triggar]

I don't know what that means or why it's weird for a woman to have said it.

[Octavian]

You just usually hear a man saying something unpleasant.

[Triggar]

(You haven't met enough women, mate. We're just like everyone else.)

[Octavian]

Oh I've met plenty of girls. But they're just not exactly like you.

[Triggar]

I don't know how I should take that :huh:

[Octavian]

Neither do I.

[firecrackerNC]

Yea Dhark I know what you mean.Last semester I sat by a slightly retarded smelly kid and the teacher wouldn't let me switch seats and after what I said i got a 3 day supension,heres basicly the conversation

Me:Hey Mrs Leonard do you think I could switch seats and move to the back or something
Her:No I dont want you talking with your friends and causing trouble
Me:No its not cause of that its just Mark(retarded kids name) smells really bad and it bothers me
Her:Adam!Thats not very nice,how would you like it if you were him?
Me:Then Id take a shower once in awhile and you wouldn't be having this conversation
Her:Mabey its a problem from his disability or something,He might just smell like that no matter what.How would you like it if you were him and people didn't want to sit by you because you smelled bad?
Me:Well then I'd do what all the cool kids do now a days..........its called suicide

well to sum it up teacher got pissed,sent me to office and i got a 3 day suspension for it because I was *picking on him because of his disabilitys* lol i would have done the same thing if he had been a popular jock or a smart geek

[Dharkbayne]

Oh I've met plenty of girls. But they're just not exactly like you.

Yeah, they're fucking REALDOLLS :lol:

[lightfire]

triggar=owned this tread dharlabne and all the retarded childen like me... thanks

[SDM]

I bet the kid smells like maple syrup, when he's not squeezing snack-pak's out in his pants.
Actually, that does sound like something I'd say. Kudos. :)

BTW. Printing errors offend me. I fucking sick of being oppressed by poor quality Chinese printing presses.

[Rayder]

Yeah... but SDM is one person... or so we think.

Edit: Wtf? The hell did those other posts come from....

[Angel_of_Death]

Yea Dhark I know what you mean.Last semester I sat by a slightly retarded smelly kid and the teacher wouldn't let me switch seats and after what I said i got a 3 day supension,heres basicly the conversation

Me:Hey Mrs Leonard do you think I could switch seats and move to the back or something
Her:No I dont want you talking with your friends and causing trouble
Me:No its not cause of that its just Mark(retarded kids name) smells really bad and it bothers me
Her:Adam!Thats not very nice,how would you like it if you were him?
Me:Then Id take a shower once in awhile and you wouldn't be having this conversation
Her:Mabey its a problem from his disability or something,He might just smell like that no matter what.How would you like it if you were him and people didn't want to sit by you because you smelled bad?
Me:Well then I'd do what all the cool kids do now a days..........its called suicide

well to sum it up teacher got pissed,sent me to office and i got a 3 day suspension for it because I was *picking on him because of his disabilitys* lol i would have done the same thing if he had been a popular jock or a smart geek

Not funny at all. I agree with the shit about moving because he smells, but the rest is a joke gone wrong.

[Sputty]

Now where have I been? So if you tease a retarded person it's discrimnation? Damn.
I remember when people got the retards(in grade school. like grades 1-6) to do all types of tings, such as chase people, eat weird stuff and so on.

[Seer]

You entrust the Chinese with valuable icons and offer absolutely no quality control, this is what you get.

Unless, of course, Veteran is right and this is intentional, which I find very likely.

[Everay]

I don't know how I should take that :huh:

i think he is discrimitating you because your a girl. :p

kids that smell suck, even if theyre "normal"

[Ait'al]

(You haven't met enough women, mate. We're just like everyone else.)


Oh I've met plenty of girls. But they're just not exactly like you.

:lol: Slick oct. ^^ go piss one of them off then youll see. :lol: You havent got to know them well enough.

[Octavian]

:lol: Slick oct. ^^ go piss one of them off then youll see. :lol: You havent got to know them well enough.

Thank you, I try.

[Gigabein]

Yea Dhark I know what you mean.Last semester I sat by a slightly retarded smelly kid and the teacher wouldn't let me switch seats and after what I said i got a 3 day supension,heres basicly the conversation

Me:Hey Mrs Leonard do you think I could switch seats and move to the back or something
Her:No I dont want you talking with your friends and causing trouble
Me:No its not cause of that its just Mark(retarded kids name) smells really bad and it bothers me
Her:Adam!Thats not very nice,how would you like it if you were him?
Me:Then Id take a shower once in awhile and you wouldn't be having this conversation
Her:Mabey its a problem from his disability or something,He might just smell like that no matter what.How would you like it if you were him and people didn't want to sit by you because you smelled bad?
Me:Well then I'd do what all the cool kids do now a days..........its called suicide

well to sum it up teacher got pissed,sent me to office and i got a 3 day suspension for it because I was *picking on him because of his disabilitys* lol i would have done the same thing if he had been a popular jock or a smart geek

Should have just told her that it was too distracting and you can't concentrate during class because of it. She has no choice then.

[Corrosion]

I would just get up and move.

[AztecWarrior]

Do It The American Way: Spread your ideas amongst the class, make them hate the system, and declare independence from your school and create your own class.

[Mr1337Duck]

Yea Dhark I know what you mean.Last semester I sat by a slightly retarded smelly kid and the teacher wouldn't let me switch seats and after what I said i got a 3 day supension,heres basicly the conversation

Me:Hey Mrs Leonard do you think I could switch seats and move to the back or something
Her:No I dont want you talking with your friends and causing trouble
Me:No its not cause of that its just Mark(retarded kids name) smells really bad and it bothers me
Her:Adam!Thats not very nice,how would you like it if you were him?
Me:Then Id take a shower once in awhile and you wouldn't be having this conversation
Her:Mabey its a problem from his disability or something,He might just smell like that no matter what.How would you like it if you were him and people didn't want to sit by you because you smelled bad?
Me:Well then I'd do what all the cool kids do now a days..........its called suicide.


:rofl:

Ignore the others. You post was funny as hell, assuming hell was really fucking funny, and there wasn't all of that fire and shit there.

[Onizuka-GTO]

(You haven't met enough women, mate. We're just like everyone else.)

:lol:

She said exactly what I was thinking :p