[Discussion] Famous Jailbait

[Squeeky]

Triggar and I we're bullshitting tonite late on IRC and got to discussing some "cute" or "hawt omfg bang bang all night" famous actresses who are attractive. We came up with a list of names, and now i present to you:

Squeeky's 2004 Jailbait Awards

1.Hillary Duff
Age: 15
Profession: Television Actress, Turned Musician
Known For: Recent Movies, Her new album, and "Lizzy McGuire" her show on the Disney CHannel

Images:

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/hillary1.jpg

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/hillary3.jpg

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/hillary2.jpg



2.Lindsay Lohan
Age: 16
Profession: Actress
Known For: Freaky Friday

Images:

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/lindsay1.jpg

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/lindsay2.jpg




3.Michelle Trachtenburg
Age: 18 as of Oct, 2003 (exempt because she is so hawt)
Profession: Actress
Known For: "Harriet The Spy" Nickelodeon Movie, recently dissapeared only to show up recently as a cast member of the new movie "Eurotrip" x10 hotter

Images:

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/michelle1.jpg

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/michelle2.jpg

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/michelle3.jpg

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/michelle4.jpg





4.Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen
Age: 17
Profession: Actress's
Known For: Their debut on "Full House" and about 1 million different other things

Images:

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/olsen1.jpg

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/olsen2.jpg






5.Evan Rachel Wood
Age: 16
Profession: Actress
Known For: Her recent film festival flick "Thirteen" (great fucking movie, watch it) and she played the Daughter in Simone

Images:

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/wood1.jpg

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/wood2.jpg

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/wood3.jpg




6.Emma Watson
Age: 13 :eek: :eek:
Profession: Actress
Known For: The Harry Potter Movies, Hermione Granger

Images:

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/watson1.jpg

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/watson2.jpg



READY...SET.....DISCUSS!

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[Squeeky]

Personally, my vote would go to Hillary Duff. It was close, Emma Watson almost stole my vote, chances are she puts out and she is HAWTTT

[Diviant]

Lindsay Lohan all the way. HAWT. Thank you Squeeky

[Neon Apocalypse]

i have to say that trachtenberg girl, shes hawt, and lindsay lohan second, hilarys nice but shes a bit too chubby :P

[FlakMan]

They look like WHORES with all that eye makeup!

[EarlyDawn]

Lohan or Trachtenburg

[WickedDeus]

Michelle Trachtenburg is the only hot one you listed.

[Mr1337Duck]

The one with the german name, Trachtenberg (sp?), right?

[Triggar]

What about Amanda Bines!

[Mr1337Duck]

Emma Watson is not hot, and you're a pedophile if you think she is.

[Spee]

The Trachtenberg chick is freaky.

[Triggar]

http://www.amanda-bynes.com/photos/candidfull/amanda65.jpg

[Dharkbayne]

:hitit: :bananasex:

[Triggar]

I can't believe this - I'm a 21 year old WOMAN and I'm providing you all with pictures of the Disney Hottie Machine. Geeze.

http://www.tokyopop.com/icons/news_icon/christy.gif
Christy Carlson Romano, from "Even Stevens"

[Rayder]

Heh. You're a 21 year-old woman providing all of us with pictures of someone who doesn't cause any chemical or physical reactions.

[Triggar]

That'd make sense since I am, in fact, a heterosexual female. I don't know what the hell you kids like! I'm just going off the girls my 15-year-old brother swoons over.

[Rayder]

Smack him for me.

[Triggar]

I would if:
a) He couldn't pound the hell out of me,
b) He wasn't such a cool kid,
c) I wasn't on the other side of the country.

[Rayder]

Send him an E-Smack.

[Triggar]

See "a" and "b".

[Rayder]

Then give me his address and I'll do it.

[Everay]

i dunno, all of em are hawt. but how can squeeky be a pedophile if hes below the age of 18? or at least i think he is.

[Sputty]

I can't believe this - I'm a 21 year old WOMAN and I'm providing you all with pictures of the Disney Hottie Machine. Geeze.

http://www.tokyopop.com/icons/news_icon/christy.gif
Christy Carlson Romano, from "Even Stevens"
You should get community service hours for it then. You're providing masturbatory aid to dozens of young teenagers.

[Corrosion]

Twins get my vote.

[MidnightDave]

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/michelle1.jpg




:hitit: :hitit: :bananasex :bananasex

[FlakMan]

http://beerbaron.kibblesnbits.net/Macros/bait.jpg

[Hamma]

What the twins werent #1? squeeky what has happened to you

[Sputty]

Technially, I was jailbait to Hamma, but it didn't stop him. Those were some nights that I'll never forget
Btw, Hamma's 9 inches at least

[Everay]

:scared:

[Ait'al]

Lindsay Lohan, Michell trachenburg, and Evan Rachel Wood are very attractive. Emma watsons cute when she wants to be apparently. Shes going to be extremely hot in a few years i think. :)

Edit: Afterthought: Theyve all got my attention! :rofl:

[I Hate Pants]

Hillary Duff is fuckn' hawt!

[WickedDeus]

Hmmm.....I think we can all agree that Caprice Bourret > all the jailbaits

http://www.starfigures.com/occidentalidols/caprice_bourret/caprice_bourret001.jpg
http://www.starfigures.com/occidentalidols/caprice_bourret/caprice_bourret002.jpg
http://www.starfigures.com/occidentalidols/caprice_bourret/caprice_bourret004.jpg
http://www.starfigures.com/occidentalidols/caprice_bourret/caprice_bourret007.jpg

:p :rolleyes:

[I Hate Pants]

Holy Shit! :eek:

[Darksim]

On the Gamespy counterstrike off topic forums they made a "Hermione Makes us Wet" club.

So. Fucking. Funny.

(im gonna go dig some of it up.)

[AztecWarrior]

I think that GQ magazine post kinda breaks the rules.

[Mr1337Duck]

Who the hell cares? We broke that rule all the time in the Hot Girls thread.

[Ait'al]

Hmmm.....I think we can all agree that Caprice Bourret > all the jailbaits
Those are all airbrushed to hell. :p

[Mr1337Duck]

Seriously, Emma Watson is not hot. Or maybe she is, and out here, in the middle of Kansas, there coincidently are hotter girls at my school.

[Kaltagesta]

Shes pretty, but not yet hott. she will be though. Go Eng-ger-land!!11

And btw, an anglais, the jailbait age is only 16, and even then its more of a 'slight-warning-if-you-accidently-flick-a-wet-condom-at-a-policeman-walking-by-from-out-of-a-bush-in-a-park bait'

[Squick]

Hillary Duff... No question! It was really creepy that a friend's father, who is easily 75 years old was commenting on how hot Hillary Duff is...

I told him, "Dude! It is creepy for ME to say shes hot... And you are old enough to be MY grandfather, let alone her great great grand father!"

[Sputty]

I think that GQ magazine post kinda breaks the rules.
Nope. No nipples are vagina. Neither of those were shown

[Happy lil Elf]

Evan Rachel Wood


My vote. All the other ones look much too fake.


Seriously, Emma Watson is not hot. Or maybe she is, and out here, in the middle of Kansas, there coincidently are hotter girls at my school.

This is true. You want hot chicks? Go trolling in the midwest. On the coasts there are simply too many fat chicks who think they can wear skimpy clothing, especially on the beach. Every guy I know who comes to this area to visit has commented on the quality of girls we have around here. The same goes for MN, SD and apparently KS as well. I'm really not sure why but it's just the way it seems to work out. Not to say that there aren't hot women in other areas of the country or that there aren't a few dogs living in the Midwest either, but overall it just seems there's a higher hotter girls/not hot girls ratio in the midwest than elsewhere /shrug

[Squeeky]

Shit, forgot amanda bines.

[Onizuka-GTO]

Oh Caprice Bourret, my little brother's got posers of her. Have to admit she is beautiful. :rolleyes:

I would if:
a) He couldn't pound the hell out of me,
b) He wasn't such a cool kid,
c) I wasn't on the other side of the country.

:lol:

A applies to me, and partly C, I live close enough that I can take the train down south to meet them. Mines aren't that cool yet, just kinda cute, and male domesticate types (read: wussies :rolleyes: )

[Derfud]

Personally I dont think any of those girls are attractive. They are way too synthetic. Goddamned trendy fuckshits. Anyways I would prefer practical girls to celebrity ones any day.

[Happy lil Elf]

Amen Derf, that's why I went with the one I did. Out of the litter she's the most realistic looking. All the other ones would look more real if they were made out of plastic.

[OneManArmy]

whatever... I'd hit em all (cept that last one.. way too young)

[EineBeBoP]

1. :hitit:

2. :no:

3. :nod:

4. :nono:


5. :***:

6. Hell noz
But they're not jailbait for me :)
(im 15)

[Everay]

yes to all but the last, but i give her a year or two. and how can you say no to Marykate and ashley? youll be eating that no in a few years when theyre in hustler.

[WickedDeus]

Again those girls listed are cute but all of them except Michelle Trachtenburg are not hot. Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING GIRLS not WOMEN. :D

[Everay]

and again, guys that are 15 can like girls that are of the same age.

[WickedDeus]

and again, guys that are 15 can like girls that are of the same age.

Oh, thats perfectly fine and hell I can even think that 16 years old girls are cute or fine. But they are still not sexy.

[Triggar]

Alright Deus, here's a little someone just for you:

http://www.sfondi-desktop.net/image/sfondi/kylie-minogue.jpg

[WickedDeus]

Nice!

I like these too!

http://www.starfigures.com/occidentalidols/jessica_alba/jessica_alba001.jpg

http://www.starfigures.com/occidentalidols/holly_valance/holly_valance010.jpg

http://www.starfigures.com/occidentalidols/kelly_brook/kelly_brook009.jpg

http://www.starfigures.com/occidentalidols/natalie_portman/natalie_portman036.jpg

http://www.starfigures.com/occidentalidols/monica_bellucci/monica_bellucci035.jpg

http://www.starfigures.com/occidentalidols/catherine_zeta_jones/catherine_zeta_jones009.jpg

[Lonehunter]

Linkage (http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5249&highlight=Girls+thread)

[Searo]

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/olsen2.jpg


http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/watson2.jpg





Olsen Twins- AHHH! DON'T STEAL MY SOUL YOU DIRTY VAMPIRES!
Scariest pic ever.... :scared:

Emma Watson- Isn't that the fat russian from the James Bond movies? The KGB Agent Valentin?

[Rbstr]

Twins or just one? I say twins!

[UncleDynamite]

Evan Rachel Wood is very pretty, especially in that black 'n white pic. As for the rest, not really. The Trachtenburg girl has a funny (as in big) nose.

Now Catherine Zeta-Jones. That's a beautiful woman, hands down, no doubts about it. The only ugly part of her is her husband, but we won't go into that.

[ZeusCali]

i see the begining of a new hot girls thread :lol:

and Squeeky em... sorry dude but she's 17!

1.Hillary Duff
Age: 15
Profession: Television Actress, Turned Musician
Known For: Recent Movies, Her new album, and "Lizzy McGuire" her show on the Disney CHannel

Images:

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/hillary1.jpghttp://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/hillary3.jpg
http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/Jailbait/hillary2.jpg

hehe she's my age not yours. My Ex Girlfriend got in a fight with her at club 17 in so.cal.
but if you mean Hillary in her lizzie mcguire days not very much, but if you mean her from her new music video then ya.
she's got my vote

Linkage (http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5249&highlight=Girls+thread)note the locked picture....

[Squick]

Hillary Duff is 17!? Woah... That is legal in Michigan...

And to whoever mentioned her pudge... I think its cute, I can't stand these 80 pound girls...

[Everay]

grass on feild, play ball :p

[Triggar]

hehe she's my age not yours. My Ex Girlfriend got in a fight with her at club 17 in so.cal.

Oooh I want details. What kind of fight? Why'd they fight? Tell me everything.

[Octavian]

WHAT?! A girl wants to know about a "catfight"?

[Squeeky]

My Ex Girlfriend got in a fight with her at club 17 in so.cal.

Lemme guess, then your ex girlfriend became deathly ill, you wanted to commit suicide, and she magically got better. Then the next day at work being a security guard for $200,000 a year and driving your hummer you shoot and kill two bad guys with your golden desert eagle .50 sidearm. Did i mention the company you work for houses 5,000 Falcon northwest PC's?

[VivaLaNuBc4k3]

I can't believe this - I'm a 21 year old WOMAN and I'm providing you all with pictures of the Disney Hottie Machine. Geeze.

http://www.tokyopop.com/icons/news_icon/christy.gif
Christy Carlson Romano, from "Even Stevens"

I <3 you triggar for teh pic. ^^^ :hitit: :bananasex ^^^

grass on feild, play ball :p

Isn't it "If there is grass on the field, Play ball. But if there isn't I'd be happy to play in the mud!" ?

[Liquidtide]

Olsen Twins deffinetly get the vote.

Amanda Bines is pretty cute too.

Oh to be born in 1980 instead.

[Robot]

man, you guys need to move to alberta. every single person on the front page would become legal here

(not pedo)

[Mr1337Duck]

Squeeky, that's spider there. I used that on him all the time when he was doing the 3-inch bit, messing with my crappy sense of distance. Leave zeus alone, meanie.

[Dharkbayne]

3 iiiiiinnnnccchhhh peeeeepeeeee.... (Sorry, couldn't resist :p)

[Indecisive]

Gonna have to go with Hillary Duff

[eXoSloth]

Gonna have to go with Hillary Duff

Indeed

Emma Watson looks like she has something wrong with her jaw in the first picture.

[l3lizz4rd]

grass on feild, play ball :p
If not, flip over and play in the mud.


/me going to hell

[Peacemaker]

Yes. Yes you are.

[UncleDynamite]

Emma Watson looks like she has something wrong with her jaw in the first picture.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's noticed this.

[EarlyDawn]

Lemme guess, then your ex girlfriend became deathly ill, you wanted to commit suicide, and she magically got better. Then the next day at work being a security guard for $200,000 a year and driving your hummer you shoot and kill two bad guys with your golden desert eagle .50 sidearm. Did i mention the company you work for houses 5,000 Falcon northwest PC's?Omfg :lol: :rofl: