[Official]Fucked up dreams thread

[SkunkPunk]

Ok, we've all had a really fucking stupid dream in our lives, now is the chance to embrace it or something.

Rules:

1) No hijacking.
2) Dont make shit up.
3) Play nicely.

Ok me first:

So, first thing: I woke up in somebody elses house, walked downstairs and saw a bunch of people eating cereal at table, they called me over to eat with them. Cereal was for breakfast, but there were lightbulbs in the cereal, just a mixture of lightbulbs and milk. I thought to myself, oh what the hell ill try a bit, so I got a spoonfull of lightbulbs and started eating them, they were very crunchy, and they had taste wich i cant describe in words, but I can still create the taste in my mind. It was sort of like when you eat tofee or something and all the stuff gets stuck in your teeth and you have to like pick it out with your tounge. Well after breakfast I went outside for a walk to the local grocery store, and everything on the shelves was lightbulbs. All different sizes, shapes, and colours of lightbulbs. It was almost like i was addicted to eating lightbulbs, so I bought a cart full of lightbulbs. As I was walking home I sat down on a curb and took out a package and started eating more lightbulbs. I kept on debating in my mind weather i should stop because it could get unhealthy, or if I should keep going. The taste was starting to get disgusting but I just couldent stop. So for the rest of the day I had a box of mini lightbulbs, that I just kept munching on, and then it happened... I had to go to the bathroom, I was freaking out because I knew it had to happen sometime and it couldent be stopped, so I decided to crucify myself. Then I woke up.

[Rbstr]

i've had some very weird dreams but for some reason the only things i can remember about them are how wierd they are.

I wake up in a jump, and a like wow that was freaky, but what happened?

[SkunkPunk]

Yea I know what you mean, im goin to bed now so... I'll see if I have anything to post for tomorow morning.

[Peacemaker]

Freakiest dream ever... (this was when I was 14)

Wake up. Brother is faking sick to get out of school. Step mom tells me to call grandma to baby sit. I do. She says send him right over. I go to school.

Now When I get in the car the dream ended. I had the dream like 5 times in a row with out waking up. Then I really did wake up but the same thing that happened in the dream happened IRL. Strang thing was I didnt remember the dream till after I got in the car. I knew something dejavuy had happened but I couldnt remember the whole dream till the car.

:scared:

[Spee]

Sitting in a pizza parlor with my friend. we're chatting normally, Suddenly, I wonder where my girlfriend is. My friend disappears, and Im in the entryway to the parlor. She turns the corner, and sits down, red in the face like she was crying. This fellow I know(lets call him mike) is sitting at the same table with her, arms spread out to take up the length of the back of the molded plastic bench. The smile on his face is undescribably unctuous - The kind of smile that would only look good smeared on a bumper. He looks to me and says "Im the one Fucking (girlfriends name) Now."


And I get pissed - Really pissed. But I cant do anything. My feet have melded into the floor, so all I can do is reach for him and curse angrily, while he, still with that unctuous smile, laughs.


That dream sucked.

[Rbstr]

've had alot of dreas that happen in real life, or i think i remember happend in RL, but maybe i think the dream was real and remaber it as such.

Sometimes allof sudden i remamber a dream like durring class, and i'm like wow thats happening right now.

[FenixStryk4]

Hmm, let's see now. Well, in one of my dreams, which I can't remember fully, my big bro (who's in his mid-20s) was visiting, and we went out somewhere in his 350Z. I can't quite remember why we went where we were going, but the ride back was disturbing. So we're driving back, and everything is like some sort of shrub. Really green, low-lying, thick leafy shrubs that seemed to be watery or in water. Kind of like rice farms, except it was greener and a lot leafier... So as we pass a Walgreens' that has no parking lot or road to it (:confused: ), my brother says that we should get some food out since we're still not home yet... but we were driving for 5 hours in the dream (:huh: ). So he parks (which is wierd since in the 350Z you can sort of reach into the trunk if you turn around(:confused: )), goes to the trunk, and pulls out a toaster in a box (:huh: ) and a piece of chicken (:scared: ). Then he says something like "Here' have some instant-chicken. It gets warm when you bite it." (:huh: ) So he gives me the chicken, and all of a sudden my mom, who in this dream is a lot younger than she is in real life, just walks up from nowhere and says "Oh, c'mon, hurry up, you gotta go home!" So then, my mom drives the 350Z and i'm in the passenger seat, and I have no idea where my brother is (:scared: ), trunk or on the road (:huh: ). So the car starts up, turns around, goes over the funky shrubs, and all of a sudden grass that is similar to the grass in my neighborhood starts appearing as the shrubs go away, and my front driveway is right in front of me. (:scared: )

That's about it...

[Octavian]

Wow, did you mean to spell all those words incorrectly?

Anyway, maybe you and Spee are special.

[Spee]

Wow, did you mean to spell all those words incorrectly?

Anyway, maybe you and Spee are special.



:confused:



YOU WANNA FIGHT?!?!?!!?!/


:p

[Octavian]

No I mean, you two should replace the user "Seer".

[BUGGER]

Wierdest dream: Waking up and finding squeeky humping a couch. :eek:

[Octavian]

I hope you're serious because otherwise you just broke the rules.

[Dharkbayne]

I had a dream I was having buttsechs with Sputty, and then, I woke up, and noticed I had passed out from having buttsechs with Sputty.

[Biohazzard56]

The funnay could not be found

[Dharkbayne]

I wasn't kidding.

[MidnightDave]

not weird, but lifelike almost I was in PS and well I cant remember most of the dream but put it this way my mom woke me up, I was on the floor, pillows everywhere and when she got me up, I yelled OS!!!!!!!!!!! at the top of my lungs.

[MilitantB0B]

Every once and a while, and I mean really rarely, I have a recurring weird dream.

I actually hate this dream, but I haven't had it for 2.5 years, so I am kinda happy about that. Basically the dream consists of me gruesomely killing just about everybody I know, before finally turning the weapon on myself. Every time I have it, it ends in my suicide and then I wake up. I know that everyone has had violent dreams, but this one is pretty bad, for about a week afterwards, I won�t be able to think about it much without turning my stomach.

The odd thing is that I am a not an angry person, nor am I violent. I am actually one of the happiest people I know. I am just glad I haven�t had it in a while, that is one thing I can do without.

[1024]

A few nights back i had a dream that when i woke up, i got dressed and intsead of putting on shoes, i put on rollerblades. So i went to school with rollerblades, and when i got there (i usually get there before school starts) and came up towards my friends, i noticed my girlfriend was crying. Immedietly i was like wtf to all my friends and they pointed to a guy across campus and said he beat her up.

Strange thing was that as soon as i got to my friends, i suddenly didn't have rollerblades on anymore, and the guy they were pointing at seemed to be the only other person on campus besides me and my friends.

So i immedietly started to walk towards the guy, with the image of my foot kicking his ass in my head, but at the same time realizing that if i do kick his ass, i'll get kicked out of school (due to the fact that i live in the neighboring city to the city that my school is in, i'm on a transfer, which says under the conditions that if i get in any major trouble, i'm ejected from the school).

I keep walking towards him, but when i get to him, i start talking to him. Not like angry talk, like, "Yo, whats up, man?"

The weird thing was, i was looking at the guy but i couldn't see him. I knew a dude was there, but it was like seeing a projected silhouette that had minor details. My dreams are obviously not very visually detailed.

Anyways, i think to myself, "Why isn't my fist in this guys face yet?" So then i ask, "Why the fuck did you beat up my girlfriend?"

Next thing i know i'm calmly following him down an open hallway (don't ask me how a hallway is oepn, but it had taht feeling) where the PE Locker room and small gym should be. We reach a door at the end of the hall and enter.

The room is very small, about the size a rectangular prison cell you would see in a movie. Inside the room is a table on the immediate right, with stools on either side. A bit deeper into the room there is a part of the left wall that extrudes a bit, and a couch that goes along the right wall.

Next thing i know, I'm coming through the door abruptly, like i'm frantically searching for someone or something. The guy and some other people were playing cards, open the top of table very quickly and shove everything in there, like they weren't supposed to be playing cards, and they were trying to hide it. Theres another tall black man with long dreadlocks standing behind the others, in front of the couch, facing the extruding part of the left wall. He looks at me when i come in.

I immedietly slam the door and i'm in the hallway again, but it looks like the inside of an airplane, with no chairs inside of it. A flight attendant wearing clothes that match the hallway's interior directs me towards a door in front me flight-attendant style (the polite hand gestures, nod-and-smile, while keeping eye contact with me). I open the door to look down at the top of clouds, as though i was actually in an airplane and we were flying. Thing is, there was no force trying to pull me out the door liek a normal pressurized airplane would have.

I calmly close the door, and the next thing i know,i'm playing cards with the guy.

[Veteran]

I have dreams about terrain, roads, bizarre towns, being a ghost, abandoned houses with rotting floors/walls, those aliens from the movie Aliens, and being lost far from home.

Sometimes I forget my dreams and sometimes one will change my whole mood/outlook for days or weeks as I see it even in my waking mind.

I wish I could direct my dreams. Instead of creepy dark cities, how about 10,000 hot chicks? Maybe some race cars or jet planes instead of a dark path through a swamp? What a pain is the human brain.

[1024]

dont we all wish that?

[arctik]

I dreamt I was chasing some random person through an intire town, the setting was like an arabic place. I kept loosing and finding the person, it was like find waldo but life size, then I woke up. Ill find him tomarrow!

[Everay]

its not impossible to driect your dreams, ive done it, its been a long time since ive had a dream though, but ill tell you, it takes practice, the real trick is, is to realise your dreaming, while your dreaming, trust me, its harder than you think, at the time that is, and you can do just about anything then, though, all ive been able to do so far is direct the dream, IE what you do, not change the surroundings or characters, thats hard.

as for strange dreams, i, well, its been a long time, but several times in a row, i was dreaming, and i could feel in the dream, as if i was awake, like, pain, and pleasure, and textures, and so forth, and i remember in several of those dreams, i was killed, and it didnt hurt, well, it did, but for instance, i recall a dream where someone stuck a sword though my back, it hurt, it felt cold, and then, i died, in the dream, and i never once wokeup during those dreams.

i recall another dream where my brother came in my room, while i was asleep, and woke me up, as he came in, and there was a light to his back, so it made him look dark to me, and he came in my room, and crabed my leg, and squeezed, and i couldnt wake up, i tried hard, untill finaly, in the dream, and in reality i screamed no, and while i was awake, that leg hurt like a bitch. thats it, the rest of my bizzare dreams are too screwed up to mention.

[Octavian]

I've tried directing my dreams all the time, never works. But please mentions more screwed up dreams.

[Everay]

well, another trick that helps, is to be half asleep. just barely awake while your dreaming, see, something i noticed about myself, is that as soon as i start to think, i wake up, so its a balancing act, of staying asleep while thinking (IE directing your dream)

[Octavian]

Heh, once I almost went to sleep with my eyes open. I just lay there in the dark with my eyes open for ages and waited for my eyes to go darker and darker. Unfortunately my eyes were too dry and I blinked, ruining it all.

[Veteran]

What about the dream where you're underwater, and you take a big cold lungful of water in and instead of dying or suffering it's kinda cool and refreshing.

[Octavian]

Or maybe you were just dreaming you were a fish Vet.

[Ogge]

. . . . . . . . one time i had a dream about some body.. ther was 2 other guys ther, a castle outside and a snipergun. anyway i was in the kichen and i smell something.. i open the door to the bathroom and se this body whit a strange head it looked like if it was skined, it had this strange face,, i cant realy describe it but it looked a bit like a cow face, i was told by one of the guys it was my mother�s grandma, i dident realy react to that. after that i looked out the window and saw thing big castle and a hill, on the hill ther wher a few people... thats about it... i never know what happend whit the sniperrife.... :/ the only thingy i can think about this dream is that my mother�s grandma was in one of those camps they had in WW2.

[Liquidtide]

Any dream involving any of the ex's really creaps me out for all day.

[Setari]

I had this dream twice where i was in Vietnam during the war. A squad and I are moving through a seemingly deserted village. We stop in the middle of the village and everyone sits down. I pull out a cig and light it when all of the sudden all these Charlies come out everywhere and the entire village lights up. The squad hides behind a downed tree and we return fire. Then all of a sudden the VC have wolverine claws and are throwing Shuriken-like things all over the place. I take several bullets and wake up later with interesting pains where the bullets hit me. (kinda like bruises but...different)

[Mag]

Basically any of my dreams where I wake up in my dream, or the dream follows the course of the coming day (so that everything I do seems like deja vu.

[GonePostal]

i crunked out on the bus last week and had a really fucked up dream about my school and the principals there, kinda scared me made me think shit was gettin to me

[scarpas]

if anyone hear has played starcraft then this will make mo sence...

a group of three hydralisks are raining spikes on me and a group of other game show contestants, and i jump in a freezer similar to the ones you find in grocery stores that has a mounted machine gun, but the turret wont turn far enough to shoot the hydras, so i wait for a couple seconds, then a flood washes the hydras away... *alarm clock goes off* "huh"

[Indecisive]

Way back when I was like. 5. or. something. I was stalked by a dragon almost every single night.


It was exactly the same as my room but there was a big evil dragon in the corner.

Ive pretty sure ive been shot tons of times in my dreams. I dunno, not many are vivid. If it is vivid I normally remember it then shut it out of my mind cause its so damn freaky.

[AztecWarrior]

A: When I was very little, I imagined that the heads of Greco-Roman statues were chasing me down stairs. They made this really scary BUMMMMMMMM BUMMMMMM BUMMMMMMMM bass-heavy noise when they hit the ground, they sort of bounced on it to walk.

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B:

This is the most fucked up thing ever.

I was in a 2D side scroller game that looked like it was from the Genesis era. I wasn't IN the game, I was watching it like you watch your monitor. The game was titled "GOD'S GOD" and basically was your typical crappy arcade game- a spaceship shooting other spaceships, but they were in a cave or something.

I was then outside my house, on the road, next to the grate that leads to the sewer. I was reparing a clock or something. It was smashed and all. A car (or was it a buggy) came by full of high school girls from a school I know. I think my mom told them to talk to them, they didn't want to.

I'm not sure what then happened, but we had to leave. My littlest brother (3rd grade) was missing. We got in these buggies and drove across an arctic landscape....


THE ARCTIC LANDSCAPE HAD THE SAME TEXTURES AS TRIBES 2! AND THE FROZEN RIVER WE CROSSED WAS IDENTICAL TO THE ONE IN IL-2 STURMOVIK!


We didn't find him. We eventually returned home.


I woke up. I opened my door. My mom was sitting down on the couch in front of the TV, eating oatmeal.

"Hey, did you like our adventure?"

My mind goes WHAT THE FUCK? I AM DREAMING!

I wake up again. Same result. "Hey, did you like our adventure?"
I wake up again. Same result. "Hey, did you like our adventure?"
I wake up again. Same result. "Hey, did you like our adventure?"
I wake up again. Same result. "Hey, did you like our adventure?"
I wake up again. Same result. "Hey, did you like our adventure?"

I finally wake up for real.

[AztecWarrior]

BTW Skunk, can you send me that dream? I'd like to add it to my lightbulb collection.

[Rbstr]

well, another trick that helps, is to be half asleep. just barely awake while your dreaming, see, something i noticed about myself, is that as soon as i start to think, i wake up, so its a balancing act, of staying asleep while thinking (IE directing your dream)

Ive done that before, it kinda cool

EDIT i jsut remebered this dream i had.

It was me an a small group of people outside this big dome(ala Superdome spoting even type place) we were walking slowly an cuasiously aroun the outside try to get to something some of the peopl ;left and 2 or 3 of us wer hiding behind this concrete wall next to onw of those big spiral ramps(you know the ones at stadiums) and i get up with and am liek ok lets go it looks clear so we run and then i feel this tump in my stomac and a fly backwards until li hit the aluminum outer wall of this dome thing and i know i've been shot by something, but it doen't relay hurt. Than i woke up very stunned, and kinof sweating. And i know ther was more to this dream that i can't remember becasue the next day the girl keapt poping up in my mind that must have been my girlfriend in the dream or something that was crying outside a door and i got this weird feeling in my gut. and other instanced of 'Remembering' things from subsequent dreams that i seemd to have had the next few days.

Then last summer(i had the dream right after school was out last summer) i went on a luthern youth gathering to Atlanta with my youthgroup and the Dome that the events were held in was very similar to the one in my dream, i relay had this wierd feeling like something is going to happen to me. And then i remember another thing, that i was older probably a senior, do to references about goign to college at some nice tech school princton, MIT or something. I just keep rembering about that dream and hoping that if i can remaber the rest of it i might be able to learn something.