f-18 for sale on ebay (im not kidding)

[MidnightDave]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3078059896&category=4672


just look at it.

oh and if u like russian better

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3078910291

[Octavian]

It's like that aircraft carrier which was never sold.

[MidnightDave]

ya had to diss it octavian, ya couldnt just say, cool or somethin, man o man, u need help.

[Octavian]

I was going to, but I almost fainted when I saw the 301 bids. I was going to buy that aircraft carrier though, just didn't know where to put it.

[MidnightDave]

lol the carrier is my dream house, get a bunch of my clan mates from AA and of my D2A guys here get high speed satilite internet, about a dozen of em, set up some killer lans and serious parties. then i'd get the plane and learn how to fly it. lol i'd have it as my personal transport from shore to boat. lol

[Octavian]

As long as I'm like the Admiral of your ship or something. You can do all the driving and shit.

[NoSurrender]

wow CDL needs to buy those. itd be like OMFG 2 jet PLANES ITS CDL!! ph34r!!! mani go get your checkbook :p

[Octavian]

Maybe if we all donate a few thousand dollars each, every member, then we can. Get the carrier as well. As long as non-CDL members can go on the carrier as well.

[MidnightDave]

ill make u the flag officer, ill be the captain, and my AA clan leader can be my xo.

[Octavian]

Hmm what's Flag Officer again? Do I tend to the flag? Do I wash the flag?

[MidnightDave]

im not much on navy terminology but if I remember correctly the flag officer is the highest ranking officer on a boat, no real power, but a cool title, its like an admiral.

[Octavian]

Hmm okay, which country shall we go to war against first?

[Dharkbayne]

France. That place blows.

[Octavian]

France it is! I'm making you my assistant Dhark.

[SecondRaven]

Ya lets all go buy that...like the Playstaion 3....

[Dharkbayne]

**gets in his pirate ship** Avast! Yarr yarr avast avast walk the plank!

[Octavian]

I suppose if we meet any opposing ships, you can lead the boarding party.

[MidnightDave]

who said it was your boat octavian, im the captain, your a title head, no more lol.

France is first that might take about 20 min? mabye 30, depenends on if we stop to eat.

Then, we shall have to see. oh, I know, we will set up a seige on valve hq and get the hl2 game, then we do a bombing run on fox hq to stop the bad shows. '

Then we can go to sony and get them to fix all the bugs we want and add the features we want by gunpoint.

[Biohazzard56]

that aircraft carrier cant do anything without weapons

[MidnightDave]

did I mention the jets? for france all we would need is the sight of one for the fox run, just 1 good bunker buster and all we need for the valve and sony seige's are a couple of m-16s, im sure we can find those somewhere lol

[Dharkbayne]

You could take over france with a dildo and a ski mask.

[Fragmatic]

You could take over france with a dildo and a ski mask.

No you can't :(

I tried last time I was there :p

[Acaila]

Who the hell pays 100 million for an obsolete bomber? The Australian airforce can't give those things away to someone who won't fly it into a building.

[MidnightDave]

the 999999999 stuff aint real, the price is 9mil fully assembled and who said the f/a 18 is obsolete, u wanna try and fly against it?

[Octavian]

who said it was your boat octavian, im the captain, your a title head, no more lol.

Of course it's your boat...

Who the hell pays 100 million for an obsolete bomber? The Australian airforce can't give those things away to someone who won't fly it into a building.

Our military seems to like giving away things. Maybe our soldiers are just too good.

[Acaila]

I would kick its' ass in Spitfire. :p

Obsolete is wrong, it is an ageing design that has been replaced by better models. It is an F/A-18A, it is fucking old, like 1980?

[Octavian]

Our F-18's were good enough even back then.

[Everay]

thyre still good! shit, the b52 has been in service how long? like 60 years now. infact, the f/a18 is being upgraded right now, to the F/A18 E super hornet. its a good plane, it is larger than the original, more manuverable, faster, bigger bomb load, ect ect.

[Octavian]

Yeah so your Spitfire's suck.

[martyr]

Keep watching our Ebay store, we will have a "never Demilled" F-16 Hornet coming to an Ebay auction near you.

[Acaila]

@Everay
That's what I mean though, the F/A-18A and B was out of date before the Gulf War. They were already replaced by the C and D with better electronics and ordnance, capable of flying night missions effectively and during poor weather whilst delivering a better, broader range of weapons. The E and F models are virtually completely different to the original A and B models. They are larger (carry more fuel = longer range), have 2 additional weapons stations, vastly superior electronics and GUI and a new model engine (better thrust, can carry more weight = deals more death, faster than ever before). They share alot of commonality with the C and D models in avionics and software, but with the A and B, very little besides looking similar. It is like comparing Windows 3.11 with XP.

The B-52H and F/A-18's are used in different ways. The B-52H is still effective at it's job (since it also incorporates all the modern targetting and GUI technology), which is delivering long range bomb runnings from high altitude on specific targets. It can fly over 10k km before needing to refuel which can be done in the air. A B-52H is so fucking huge and powerful already that the only concern is having enough room for your bombs, navigational and targetting equipment weight is almost irrelevant when it can carry 140 tonnes of shit in it. An F/A-18A can't effectively execute a night mission. It is designed for fast strikes, air to air close or deep support and flying escort. It needs to be able to kill other planes and deliver a small payload and evade AA, the versatility and durability comes through having better technology than the other guy. The F/A-18A doesn't cut it when compared to the newer models.

I am just talking about the plane listed on eBay, the F/A-18A, it was bombing Libya when I was 4 years old almost 2 decades ago and has long since been replaced by better models.

[Wraithlord]

You could take over france with a dildo and a ski mask.

:rofl: