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WickedDeus
2004-02-19, 12:52 PM
Who would take over who in a battle between the United States and Mexico.

Please vote and give your reason why.

I want this to be a clean(i.e. don't let it get too out of hand) fight. Let's get it on! :D

EarlyDawn
2004-02-19, 12:53 PM
We'd own Mexico. Do they even have an offensive army?

Dharkbayne
2004-02-19, 12:59 PM
We'd own Mexico. Do they even have an offensive army?

Hamma
2004-02-19, 01:02 PM
This thread sucks, mexicans cant even feed their own people/

Veteran
2004-02-19, 01:38 PM
Didn't Mexico recently boo our soccer team off the field when America kicked their soccer team's ass 2-0?

I heard they chanted, "Osama".

What the hell is the world coming to?

I Hate Pants
2004-02-19, 01:41 PM
This thread sucks, mexicans cant even feed their own people/

Nor can the North Koreans. But they have one hell of an army.

But this thread suxs because Mexico would never go against USA.

Hamma
2004-02-19, 01:48 PM
That too

Kaltagesta
2004-02-19, 01:53 PM
There hasnt been a country in the last 50 years that America has had a war against that could feed its own people, has there?

Correct me if im wrong, im a bit flaky on this stuff.

WickedDeus
2004-02-19, 02:08 PM
Canada is next. :p

SecondRaven
2004-02-19, 02:20 PM
Well Mexico was almost apart of WWII but that never happend

Dharkbayne
2004-02-19, 02:40 PM
I know the kaiser dude tried to get Mexico to attack america in WWI, but they didn't :\

Everay
2004-02-19, 03:13 PM
no, that was hitler, and world war 2

EDIT, this thread sucks, ive been to mexico, it sucks, and i dont mean that in a mean way, it does suck, starving kids trying to earn money by selling gum, poor old men wandering around, i remember seeing a old man with no right leg begging, little girls collecting cans, glass bottles, so on, seeing that kind of poverty just over 2 hours from where i live, in a comfortable home, with AC, and food. ill never forget that, honestly. all i have to say about that.

Sputty
2004-02-19, 03:20 PM
This thread sucks, mexicans cant even feed their own people/
:rofl:
Owned
Mexico would get gangraped from all sides by the US.

Peacemaker
2004-02-19, 03:50 PM
... I think dhark is right. It was world war I. The z something letter. Oh yea! Zimmerman Telegram.

dscytherulez
2004-02-19, 04:22 PM
We'd kick their ass.

Edit: Come to think about it, I think the state of New York could take Mexico.

l3lizz4rd
2004-02-19, 04:41 PM
This has to be a fucking joke.

No contest. Remotely. At all. Nein.

SecondRaven
2004-02-19, 05:03 PM
ya that telegram thing was from WWII and it was on a ship that was not military or something then they found it...I think (brings back memories of 9th history class)

FlakMan
2004-02-19, 05:11 PM
Because it's America's Army!!

:rolleyes:

Mr1337Duck
2004-02-19, 05:37 PM
No, it was WWI. We did WWI like 3 weeks ago in history class. I haven't forgotten that already.

Rbstr
2004-02-19, 06:02 PM
Yeha it was world war one, it was interecpted and decoded (its a telegram not a letter, and telegrams were basicaly out of the picture in WW2)

We would own the mexican army so hard, but the drug cartells might put up a decent fight.

Everay
2004-02-19, 06:14 PM
thyre right, ww1.

Seer
2004-02-19, 06:37 PM
The Mexican invasion has been highly successful and underway for years. Every time I go to buy something and see that the label is divided in half for a spanish translation, it leaves me little doubt as to who is winning.

AztecWarrior
2004-02-19, 08:23 PM
The Mexican invasion has been highly successful and underway for years. Every time I go to buy something and see that the label is divided in half for a spanish translation, it leaves me little doubt as to who is winning.
Die please.

So anyway. The United States would win. Anyone who votes otherwise is insane. However, it's not the people's fault Mexico is in its pitiable state.

Why is it so? Mexico is not a resource-poor country. Indeed, it has the largest silver deposits in the world. Like Liberia, which is oil-and-gold rich, it is the government's fault.

Ever since the Mexican Revolution in the early 1900s, one party has won every presidential election. Mexico is a democracy, however, this party, the PRI (Partido Revolucionario Institucionario; Revolucionary Institucionary Party) has won EVERY election since the 2000 election, in which an opposition candidate, Vicente Fox, has finally won. The system was corrupt. The examples are too many to list: let it suffice to say that up until the 90s, the president controlled the Bank of Mexico, effectively giving whoever was in power the power to control the market, usually by embezzling funds and taking it all for themselves.

The Mexican Peso, now worth about ten cents, is low because the country is in a depression. Americans go bonkers if the NASDAQ goes below a certain amount. America was/is (depending on who you ask) in a recession, a slump. Mexico is in a full fledged depression.

That's why it's in that state, its not because the people are lazy.

EDIT: And we have honor, too: The Zimmerman Note (as described earlier) was rejected by Mexico. During WW2, as Americans left for the factories, thousands of Mexicans came in to work the farms.

I Hate Pants
2004-02-19, 09:51 PM
Remember the Alamo gentlemen. Mexico had a much more organized and better equipped army than the Americans had back than. Just reflecting, thats all.

For a long time Americas army was a bunch of rag tag militia men...The war of Independance, The Alamo, etc.

Dharkbayne
2004-02-19, 09:57 PM
We still won.

I Hate Pants
2004-02-19, 10:06 PM
We still won.

True. Im just simply pointing out that power has a tendancy to shift. So not today or in the near future could mexico fight a war agianst the US. But anything is possible.

BIGTROJANMAN
2004-02-19, 10:11 PM
america would win for shore,but there are over 800 million of them in america that are illegal.

Everay
2004-02-19, 10:17 PM
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! hold the fuck on! Texas was not apart of america when the Alamo happened, we were the Republic of Texas, and dont say because a few guys from america came to help you won, most of the people at the alamo were Tejanos, and the reason you dont remember that, is because most films and history books were written by anglos, from america. Remember the Alamo, Remember Goliad, but Remember that that was Texas.

ZeusCali
2004-02-19, 10:29 PM
just think of guerrila warfare, i say mexico. U.s. is goin down especially if you guys re-elect mr 2 in da bush

Dharkbayne
2004-02-19, 10:30 PM
Guerilla warfare isn't effective when all you have is 9 MM's and rocks. Apache helicopter > All of Mexico, and France, you cheese eating surrender monkey.

ZeusCali
2004-02-19, 10:39 PM
off topic dude france isnt in the picture and, if you weren't just flaming you would realize as stated before:

america would win for shore,but there are over 800 million of them in america that are illegal.

therefore i am refering to guerilla warfare from inside the U.S. from the mexican americans and immigrants of mexico

Dharkbayne
2004-02-19, 10:46 PM
What makes you think they would fight for Mexico? Dumbass. They LEFT Mexico to come to the US. :doh: Derrrrr.....

ZeusCali
2004-02-19, 10:52 PM
*no comment*

Dharkbayne
2004-02-19, 10:53 PM
Yeah, that's right bitch. OWNED.

ZeusCali
2004-02-19, 11:00 PM
em no. i choose not to comment because you have not a point and cant even realize it. and likely in a war mexicans would fight for mexico

Dharkbayne
2004-02-19, 11:02 PM
THEY AREN'T MEXICAN'S ANYMORE. THEY ARE MEXICAN AMERICANS. THEY LEFT MEXICO BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE IT THERE. MEXICO'S ECONOMY SUCKS. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING ARMY. WHY WOULD THEY FIGHT A POINTLESS WAR HERE?

BTW, What makes you think all of them are fit, have weapons, willing to fight, I'm sure all of the immigrants are 18-35 year old males with weapons. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

ZeusCali
2004-02-19, 11:06 PM
whos fault is it that there economy is failing?

Bighoss
2004-02-19, 11:09 PM
no, that was hitler, and world war 2

no it was WW1
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Mexico would win because they would destroy us with speedy gonzalas. I can't believe they took him off the air because he was stereotypical! Man he was the best.

Everay
2004-02-19, 11:46 PM
i already said i was fucking wrong, back off. and honestly, if you rmember the civil war, Because Lee was from a southern state, he fought for the confederacy, even though he was a general of the army, and offered the position of head general dude of the army, which he turned down, to fight for his state. but im sure it would depend on the person, and honestly, as a person whos family comes from mexico (and spain) id have to say most likly mexicans would fight with america. and another though came to mind, this thread is stupid.

AztecWarrior
2004-02-19, 11:55 PM
For the record, MEXICO DOES HAVE AN ARMY! WHO THE HELL SAID THEY DIDN'T, DHARK?

http://rtvmodeler.com/Mexico-desfile/10004.jpg

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! hold the fuck on! Texas was not apart of america when the Alamo happened, we were the Republic of Texas, and dont say because a few guys from america came to help you won, most of the people at the alamo were Tejanos, and the reason you dont remember that, is because most films and history books were written by anglos, from america. Remember the Alamo, Remember Goliad, but Remember that that was Texas.

It pisses me off when Americans say "Remember the Alamo!" and then think they are right. In fact, they are, if the story went like this: The Evil Mexicans invaded the Republic of Texas.

But they didn't.

First of all, Mexico encouraged Americans to come settle in Texas. The only three provisions were that all buisness was conducted in Spanish, that there was no trial by jury, and no slaves.

The Texans came in, that was all right. They even outnumbered Mexicans in the area. And it was all right, but they demanded slaves. They wanted trial by jury. They wanted to bend the rules. Mexico was like "No, obey!"

The Republic of Texas is formed and it secedes from Mexico. California follows suit and becomes the Bear Republic. The rest is history.

If you say "Remember the Alamo", you may as well be saying "Remember the Confederacy!" because Southerners came into Texas demanding their Southern way of life (slaves). Mexico was only trying to enforce its laws and keep a rebel territory loyal.

Veteran
2004-02-19, 11:58 PM
There aren't 800 million Mexicans in America illegally. There are only 280 million Americans. We'd have as many people combined as India.

AztecWarrior
2004-02-19, 11:58 PM
There aren't 800 million Mexicans in America illegally. There are only 280 million Americans. We'd have as many people combined as India.
I noticed this, but he was using a bit of hyperbole there.

Veteran
2004-02-20, 12:01 AM
It's true tho, Mexico's government and its people disagree quite often. The modern trend, however, is for the government to do whatever it wants and apologize later.

321
2004-02-20, 01:34 AM
This thread sucks

Indecisive
2004-02-20, 11:45 AM
A few hillbillys could prawn mexico.

Black
2004-02-20, 12:53 PM
Canada is next. :p
die plz kthxbye

BIGTROJANMAN
2004-02-22, 02:40 PM
hey my dad has to work with mexicans (not that i have a problem with them) but after they work for about 3 months they go back to mexico stay there for about 2 months then they come back with a couple of buddys expecting they will have a job and do it again. the only reason why they come up here is they can make money easy and get away with it and after there done here like WickedDeus said Canada is next.

Spider
2004-02-22, 02:42 PM
:rofl:
Owned
Mexico would get gangraped from all sides by the US.

That's because the majority run to their borders! :lol:

Dharkbayne
2004-02-22, 02:51 PM
Didn't this thread get locked?