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MrVicchio
2004-02-20, 10:37 AM
MILITARY WARNING LABELS

"Aim towards the Enemy." -Instruction printed on US Rocket
Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. -U..S.
Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed
to always hit the ground." -U.S.A.F. Ammo

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when
you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's
left of your unit." -Army's magazine of preventive maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you
just bombed." -U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." -Infantry
Journal

"Tracers work both ways." -U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." -Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." -David
Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an
ambush." -Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." -Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once." -Anon

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
-Unknown

Marine Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." -Your
Buddies
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

Setari
2004-02-20, 10:56 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dharkbayne
2004-02-20, 01:04 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

EarlyDawn
2004-02-20, 01:21 PM
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." -Infantry
JournalI believe that's from Murphy's Laws, as well.

Rbstr
2004-02-20, 01:24 PM
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed
to always hit the ground." -U.S.A.F. Ammo

:lol:

FlakMan
2004-02-20, 01:25 PM
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when
you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's
left of your unit." -Army's magazine of preventive maintenance
:lol:

SecondRaven
2004-02-20, 01:28 PM
Very true statments :)

Black
2004-02-20, 01:29 PM
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
:rofl::lol::rofl:

Peacemaker
2004-02-20, 01:35 PM
Funny.

martyr
2004-02-20, 01:37 PM
see:
murphy's laws of combat
skippy's list

FlakMan
2004-02-20, 01:43 PM
http://www.skippyslist.com

It looks like it's dead though :(

martyr
2004-02-20, 01:56 PM
yeah, you have to get the google cached version

FlakMan
2004-02-20, 01:57 PM
Google cached version?

martyr
2004-02-20, 02:13 PM
even google's cache has dropped it, but here's an archived copy of the brilliance:

http://anticipatoryretaliation.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_anticipatoryretaliation_archive.html

Fragmatic
2004-02-20, 02:32 PM
Not allowed to sing 'High Speed Dirt' by Megadeth during airborne operations. ('See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker')

WOO!

Everay
2004-02-20, 06:12 PM
"When saluting a �leg� officer, an appropriate greeting is not "Airborne leads the wa- oh...sorry sir".


can someone explain that one too me, whats a leg officer?


and i noticed alot of ones that refered to movies, like dune, and gijoes cartoons, and other stuff too. funny like, my name is not a killing word. (first dune movie)

Incompetent
2004-02-20, 06:17 PM
Infantry officer i believe

Edit: I just set it up so my sig rotates between a bunch of those quotes.

dscytherulez
2004-02-20, 06:22 PM
:rofl:

321
2004-02-20, 06:33 PM
:lol:

Retroactive
2004-02-20, 06:54 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

worldvengence
2004-02-20, 10:21 PM
:rofl: