asp = you crazy foo. (or her, i guess.) standby.
edit: DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN THAT SITE MAKES THE BABY JESUS SOIL HIS HAY (that is to say that the animated .gifs have got to go)
edit2: <table border="0" width="600" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"> needs to be <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2">
edit3: oh. ok then.