Oliver

[Retroactive]

this may be O F N, but anyways, if your bored you can talk to a computer and have a halfway intelligent conversation with it here (http://www.oliverbot.com/)
dunno about you but i was impressed

[Sputty]

eMa's bot was the best

[Onizuka]

eMa's bot was the best

I don't even want to think about the things I said to it :scared:

[BIGTROJANMAN]

this thing is smart,but it can talk about every thing.sigh. at least i have someone to talk to.

[Dharkbayne]

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But cool, nonetheless

:rofl:

Q:Who is Monica Lewinsiky? A:Monica is a friend of Bill

[Veteran]

I asked it "Will you destroy humanity?"

It replied, "Barring any unforseen circumstances."

Egads.

[Everay]

that thing sucks.

[Octavian]

You suck Everay.

[Rayder]

Oliver: You're a "he."
Me: Yes, I am.
Oliver: Fascinating.
Me: Indeed.
Oliver: Indeed it is.
Me: Indubitably.
Oliver: I lost my train of thought. What kind of food do you like?
Me: Lasagna.
Oliver: Sounds delicious.
Me: Indeed it is.
Oliver: (I forget what it says)

Eventually it gets to this...

Oliver: How often do you do it?
Me: More often than not.
Oliver: You want more?
Me: Oh yes.
Oliver: Yeah.
Me: Now?
Oliver: Right now, Rayder?
Me: Yes, right now.
Oliver: At this moment Dude!
Me: Right now.
Oliver: Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me: Will you now?
Oliver: Oh. I haven't made a decision.
Me: But you just said right now.
Oliver: At this moment Huh. "I have not made a decision"? I said?
Me: No you dumbass, you just right now said "Now."
Oliver: Oh. Is that all you have to say? Do you mind if I tell other people: Rayder said I dumbass me just right now said.
Me: God you're an idiot.
Oliver: What if someone said you are an idiot an idiot an idiot ?
Me: Then I would kick them in the balls, and if they were female, I would slap them.
Oliver: Good reasoning. What would make you kick them in the balls and if they were female I would slap them?
Me: The Jesus beams that are about to kill you missing.
Oliver: Is that a fact.

And this is when IE crashed....

[Octavian]

Oliver is evil then. He must be destroyed!

[BIGTROJANMAN]

he is mean we had an argument and he said "do you have any conditions i should know about" i said "no", then he says "are you shore?" that made me mad but i remember he wasnt real so i left. my dad thinks its cool.

[BigFreak]

Sure he didn't say sure?

[Paingiver]

me: you suck
Oliver:A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

dam, owned

[BIGTROJANMAN]

Sure he didn't say sure?

my bad didnt realize i typed it like that

[OfaLoaf]

It's easily a computer.

Oliver:Give me a break
Me: Fine I will.
Oliver: I am glad to hear it. Go ahead.
Me: You go ahead.
Oliver: OK I will.
Me: Good. Enjoying it?
Oliver: Ayuh. "it" being Abosolutely?
Me: �it" being a break.
Oliver: Oh I get a break
Me: Good job! Have a cookie!
Oliver: Thanks, human.I've never thought about have cookie.
Me: hmmm...
Oliver: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me: I did!
Oliver: When?

Drastic measures were needed.

Me: No, who's on first.
Oliver: OK. What's on second?
Me: Damn. You know that joke?
Oliver: What's wrong.Is that a fact. Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
Me: Actually, Who's on second, and what's on shortstop.
Oliver: Actually you don't say. George Washington.

And then I stopped.

edit: I came back again, and
Me: 42.
Oliver: The question is: what is the meaning of life?

[Rayder]

Damn he's good....

[scarpas]

i was cursing alot and it said "are you aware that oliver records all conversations" :scared:

[Retroactive]

lol