F Chemistry

[FlakMan]

http://www.enzine.cyborgcow.net/exam/

[Fragmatic]

Looks like one of my science tests :(

Yes, I may be surprisingly witty, but I'm stupid :(

[Onizuka]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Peacemaker]

lol
Chemistry was gay.

[dscytherulez]

:rofl:

I'm going to do this on one of my school tests. Then again, my parents would freak, I might not get into college, I could become a homeless guy, wreck my shopping cart, have my box broken into, get disapproved for med care, get shunned from the hospital, die in someones garbage can, and then those damn aliens might steal all my argon.

Scratch that idea.

[Mango]

:lol: :rofl: :rofl:

[Bighoss]

In my english class we were reading the book Ishmael and our teacher for homework just gave us some packet to read. Well I of course don't do it, I'm not sure why. Well we come in the next day and there is a pop quiz where we were supposed to compare the packet and the book Ishmael to each other. I sit there for a few minutes trying to think up some Bullshit answer and finally I realize, "who the hell am I kidding I don't even know what the packet was about" so I think about it anymore and I write, "After much thought I have the concluded the answer is 7" (This is in English class in case you forgot) I hand it in rolling my eyes and apparently all the other kids in my class didn't bother to read it either and they made up bullshit answers. Well half the class failed and I got a 100% and written on the paper these are the exact words because I now have it framed.

"Correct"

she then later told me that she read through every single bullshit quiz and finally came to mine and laughed for about 5 minutes because never in her life has she ever had somone give such a sarcastic answer on a graded quiz.

[dscytherulez]

WHAT?!?!?! THAT'S TOTAL BULLSHIT! I'm trying that, and if I fail, I'm taking out both your kneecaps with a baseball bat ;).

I wish I had cool teachers like that.

[Rayder]

I quote from the top of the first page, last bullet, "Do not use twink or write in pencil."

[Everay]

im laughing so hard from this thread, my eyes have watered and my stomach hurts.

when ever i get the chance, im going to do this.

[Phaelon]

Man Chemistry was the bomb, College chemstry was wicked but fun too. I find Physics to be much more enjoyable. More theory and philosophy and less exact ingredients and formulas. Don't get me wrong, there are formulas in Physics too, just different than the ones in Chemistry.

[Retroactive]

:rofl:

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Robot]

everyone at my school just does "ACDCACDCACDC" on any exams they don't know about

[TheN00b]

In my english class we were reading the book Ishmael and our teacher for homework just gave us some packet to read. Well I of course don't do it, I'm not sure why. Well we come in the next day and there is a pop quiz where we were supposed to compare the packet and the book Ishmael to each other. I sit there for a few minutes trying to think up some Bullshit answer and finally I realize, "who the hell am I kidding I don't even know what the packet was about" so I think about it anymore and I write, "After much thought I have the concluded the answer is 7" (This is in English class in case you forgot) I hand it in rolling my eyes and apparently all the other kids in my class didn't bother to read it either and they made up bullshit answers. Well half the class failed and I got a 100% and written on the paper these are the exact words because I now have it framed.

"Correct"

she then later told me that she read through every single bullshit quiz and finally came to mine and laughed for about 5 minutes because never in her life has she ever had somone give such a sarcastic answer on a graded quiz.

ROFLMAO :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

[AztecWarrior]

Bighoss you lucky bastard.

On an English written pop quiz I couldn't think of a good BS answer, so:

(3) 42

I put 42 as the answer, because the answer to EVERYTHING is 42 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Answer_to_Life%2C_the_Universe%2C_and_Everythi ng) and I STILL got it wrong.

[Mr1337Duck]

For PE once we had to take this quiz on crazy bullshit that nobody knew.


"Where does volleyball originate?"
"It was those ninja assassins in China. Only they played it with these 50 lbs. spiked balls. You may ask why, it's because they're just that awesome."

[Robot]

"Where does volleyball originate?"
"It was those ninja assassins in China. Only they played it with these 50 lbs. spiked balls. You may ask why, it's because they're just that awesome."

i think it came from the ancient mayans who had some sort of game similar to it (except they killed the losers) and the spanish brought it home and refined it.



i know too much crap, gah.

[ZionsFire]

When I get a chance, I'm just gonna write "FUNKY LIZARD MAN!" for every answer.....

[Mr1337Duck]

No, that was basketball. Except the hoops were like vertical, not horizontal. Loser gets sacrificed.

[dscytherulez]

No, that was basketball. Except the hoops were like vertical, not horizontal. Loser gets sacrificed.

I remember hearing about that somewhere.

[AztecWarrior]

i think it came from the ancient mayans who had some sort of game similar to it (except they killed the losers) and the spanish brought it home and refined it.



i know too much crap, gah.
The ball was made of hard rubber. The hoop is FUCKING TALL- I've been to the ball court at Chichen Itza, and it's waaay up there.

And you couldn't use your arms or legs.

Some say the winners were sacrificed, so that the best could die honorably. Others say the losers were sacrificed. I don't know.