funny thing happened today

[ORANGE]

I was sitting with a bunch of my friends at the mall in the food court and one of my friends was checking this really hot woman out probably who was maybe 30 (me and most of my friends are 17) she had one of those shirts that says something of mild entertainment (think it said something about disapearing) and what does he say when she catches him "Just reading your shirt" she came up and slapped him, hilarious. Oh well we all got a good chuckle out of it I thought why shouldn't you too.

[SilverLord]

:rofl:

[AztecWarrior]

Kinda pisses me off how some women wear clothing with messages/images DIRECTLY OVER their breats or buttocks and still get pissed when you try to read them.

[Everay]

yea, like wtf? like the Tshirt hell shirt for girls, says like, jailbait, or you know youd go to jail for this. ect.

[Veteran]

I can only imagine how many full seconds would elapse before I was arrested if I struck a woman for gaping at my unit.

[Robot]

they might as well just make shirts with "LOOK AT MY BOOBS" printed on them

[Jaged]

I wanna see one that says,"I know your looking at my breasts, jackass."

[SlyMarbo]

lol they do
My ex had one that in small print right over her breast said "what you staring at pervert!"

[BigFreak]

Yea, I always have that (not the slapping bit, but yea), like you start reading then you think "Hrm...oh, yea, I'm staring at her tits, aren't I?" then do it a bit more subtley.

[SlyMarbo]

it's easier to walk up and say " i don't want to be rude, what's our shirt say"

[SlyMarbo]

or stare at them then when they notice say, "hey you got nice tits babe" then walk away quickly

[Kikinchikin]

:lol:

that's assault tho...

[Jimbo]

My wife caught me checking out a woman one time when we were out. I didn't get slapped or anything but even after 8 years, she has never let me forget it. :lol:

I have since learned to be more discreet about it! :rofl:

[Firefly]

That's why you get a woman that checks out other women, and will happily debate you on whether or not said woman is hot, what her finer points are, what her shortcomings are, and whether or not her boobs are real or in a bra.

I refuse to be cowed or punished for admiring the beauty of G'd's creatures.

[Pilgrim]

Yup

ME and the Wife to be agreed early on that there are other attractive people in the world.

Because of this as long as it's not disrespectful to the other (ie no comparing) then it's ok to state that someone is attractive. The funny thing is, with that freedom, neither of us really does it.

odd

[Phaelon]

One word sums it all up, Trust.

I wonder if there are any girls out there on these forums that would voice thier opinion on the subject. So far the trend seems to be a bit biased althought to an extent I do agree. When A girl where a shirt like that, it seems to be for attention, and then when she gets attention from a source she doesn't like, she gets irritated. Seems like an oxymoron.

[Firefly]

Human eyes are drawn toward light, movement, and contrasting colors. It's a scientific fact.

When you put something on a t-shirt, especially one that is designed FOR females, naturally people ARE going to be staring at your chest. THAT'S WHERE A FUCKING T-SHIRT GOES.

You should have punched that woman and claimed self-defense. She initiated contact by slapping. That's assault. Press charges. That will teach that feminazi bitch to fuck around.

[Veteran]

If a guy punches a woman, you can be assured that he will be beset by myriad foes hoping to win the affection of said female and then carted off by law-enforcement.

Women win. If they lack physical strength, they make up for it with social power.

B00b135 4t3hw1n!111

edit: not that I support guys punching women. I just look out for my own gender once in a while, despite its inclusion of countless utter idiots.

[Pilgrim]

Amen to that Vet


And I can honestly say that if I see any man hitting any woman (regardless of her looks or lack thereof) Ahmina scrum

ie. Beat someone down.

Just the way I was raised (and having 2 older sisters who bash into your head what is expected of a man helps as well!)

[Lonehunter]

feminazi
I like that, a lot.

[Phaelon]

#1 rule in the book, you don't hit a woman. Yes there are exceptions to this rule, but the basic fact of it remains.
Acceptable times to hit a woman
-When she is trying to kill you
-When she is tying to kill a loved one of yours

There are others, i just can't think of them off the top of my head atm, that would require you to hit a woman.

[XxXMaRiNeXxX]

I seriously think getting kicked in the balls should warrent knocking the shit out of a girl...then again, I'm biased, one bitch literally squashed mine, and I was about to punch/slap/kick/SOMETHING her after i was finished writhing on the ground. My friend grabbed my arm and said "You cant hit girls" My reply was

"Thats not a girl. Thats a bitch."

[Dharkbayne]

I don't hit girls. Evar. If one of them attacks you, most girls are small enough to subdue without actually "hitting" them, the only exception I see is if you would actually need to knock their ass out (i.e. Von Helga the 250 pound german lesbian biker psycho).

[SlyMarbo]

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[Firefly]

Bullshit. Fuck that- you want equal opportunity sister? You got it. Wanna go to war and get shot at with a man? You got it. Wanna be on mens sports team like a man? You got it.

You wanna step-to like a man and swing on a man? Then you got it- and I will wipe the fucking floor with you.

I will never, ever hit a woman. First. If a bitch punches me, I'm going to flatten her on her ass and tell her she better watch the fuck out. I wasn't put on this planet to take shit from no byrd, that's for damn sure. I got my ass beat by my first wife, because I said the same thing... "Oh I would never hit a woman".

Equal opportunity. It works both ways.

[AztecWarrior]

My friend says that one time he was in a store with another friend. For no reason, this girl comes up to friend's friend and KICKS HIM IN THE TESTICLES, UNPROVOKED.

Was my friend justified in punching her?

[Firefly]

If your friend speaks the truth, and it was for no reason at all, hell yeah. You did say "For No Reason" right?

Men don't hit women, but I sure as fuck did not give up my right to defend myself when under attack, just because I have a swinging dick between my legs.

That whole "women are the gentler sex" and "need to be protected" load is a complete crock of shit. You obviously don't need to be protected if you think you can walk up to someoe and kick them in the crank.

You need to be arrested and put in a psych ward.

[321]

:lol:

[Everay]

i dunno, im for equal rights swinging both ways and all, but i dont think i can still hit a woman, unless she poses some sort of threat. hell i remember once this girl (crazy girl, slut from the rumors i heard) stabed me in the head with a ball point pin, other girls in the class told me to hit her back, but i said noo, im a genlteman, and i am, manners and all, and so, i didnt hit her, she didnt pose a threat.

[Firefly]

She didn't pose a threat after she stabbed you in the head with a pen. She'd already done it. Before she stabbed you in the head, she posed a threat. You as a man are obligated to defend yourself. If you forfeit that right and obligation then please kindly hand over your testicles to the nearest clinic and get yourself a nice set of titties.

[SilverLord]

I prolly wouldn't hit a girl even if there was a threat. I've always believed that to be true. Most of women are small enough to just hold down and wait for whoever you can to come and help you make her calm down or what not.

About Aztecs post...

I'd say you could press charges on her couldn't you? She was not provoked at all...so therefore, there was no reason and you could press charges. Hopefully you could...the legal system is dumb these days.

[Firefly]

EYE FOR AN EYE!! said the Soulfly.

[Triggar]

Screw that - take out the gender aspect of this discussion, and replace it with a common social contract - I WON'T HIT YOU IF YOU WON'T HIT ME. IF YOU HIT ME, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO HIT YOU BACK.

I don't care how big you are or how lightly you hit me. I don't care that I'm not strong and you're massive. I don't give two shits that I'm a woman and you're a man. If I showed you that much disrespect and hit you, screw that, put me in my place. I'd do it to you.

[Firefly]

Glad to see I'm not the only one who knows what equal opportunity and gender-rights are.

[Sputty]

I don't care how big you are or how lightly you hit me. I don't care that I'm not strong and you're massive. I don't give two shits that I'm a woman and you're a man. If I showed you that much disrespect and hit you, screw that, put me in my place. I'd do it to you.
You may think that but it doesn't work that way. The punishment is still the same for the man. Anyway, it feels...wrong to hit a woman. Simply put, there's something just not right about it.(not what you were talking about, but just putting that in there. Also, remember, whether or not a woman hits first, if a man hits back the man will get in trouble most likely)

[Firefly]

That's so sexist I don't even know where to begin. The whole Women's Suffrage movement and the big push for Equal Opportunity should *NOT* give women all these rights and none of the penalties.

Fighting is a man's job. If a woman wants to throw down like a man, she'll get knocked down like a man.

[Sputty]

That's so sexist I don't even know where to begin. The whole Women's Suffrage movement and the big push for Equal Opportunity should *NOT* give women all these rights and none of the penalties.

Fighting is a man's job. If a woman wants to throw down like a man, she'll get knocked down like a man.
If you're talking to me I never said it was good, just that is what most likely will happen.

[Firefly]

I was talking to you, but I didn't mean that you said it was good. What's good is not always right and what's right is not always good, and rarely are they ever together. I know what you meant, and I was adding to that by stating the obvious- it's bullshit, whether it's real or the way it happens.

[Bighoss]

no girl hits fast enough that you can't just grab their arm hold it and tell them clearly "are you fucking retarded?" Unless its that girl that they go to Japan to fight who's had like 20 years in kick boxing training :lol:

[Firefly]

You must date fat chicks with no coordination. Try dating a girl who's got a keen interest in martial arts and no qualms about using them. Or, try dating a serious military chick.

You'll see what quick is.

[Triggar]

Yeah guys, there are a lot of women who proudly and voluntarily serve in the military, who are in favor of both sexes being drafted, who accept the punishments imposed by their actions regardless of gender, and who, without being feminazi's, simply want equality for women.

So just keep that in mind - just because you haven't met a woman who could kick your ass and build a computer and not care about how they look without being gross, doesn't mean they don't exist. You'd be surprised how few differences there actually are between the sexes.