Funniest kills ever

[2coolforu]

Mine are once i was in my Flail and was driving to my fave place on the way i heard the damage noise...I had ran over a infil.

Another time i deploed my flail and took some potshots because i was bored and got 13 kills :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[HawkEye]

i was in driving a deliv on ish once and i was turning out of a base and an unlicky TR infil became my speed bump.

one time when i had CE i got in standard armror got sum ACES and waited for surge to kick in. then i surged to spawn room of a base we were attacking layed a bommer sureged out got like 4 kills. i did one more run and got a few kills then i died.

[JakeLogan]

landed a galaxy on top of squad of VS. that was pretty funny.

[Peacemaker]

Was flying around in a mossy. I randomly bailed out over a friendly base that was pretty hot. My mossy smacked a full galaxy right on the nose and blew it up.

One time I was flying on esamir in a mossy. I spotted an enemy lodestar with an Ams in the back so I attacked. It flys by a friendly air tower and I see like 40 aircraft around it.
"Cool little help" I think to my self. They all look at me and suddenly the air is filled with blue and gold tracers. I blow by the air tower and they all chace me. All I hear is reavers spamming rockets at me and a million missle locks. All the missles missed me and hit the lodestar making it crash into another enemy AMS and they all blew up together takeing me, and all of the aircraft following me with them. I got a tell like 2 minutes later from the lode pilot... he got weapons lock from 100 or so grief points at the start of that.

Then there is the the always fun drive a lodestar across the cery bridge at max speed 2 feet off the deck. So many dead infantry.

[321]

I was outside a tech plant and went to run into the huge front door. When I took the turn around it something was blocking my way but, I had no clue what it was I tried again and then I just took out my JH and triple shotted it because I didn't know what it was. Turned out it was an enemy clocker.

[2coolforu]

once for fun i bailed out of gal..unknown to me 15 or so Vans were below me gal crashed into them i aised 2BR :huh: :huh: :huh:

[Lartnev]

OK guys, infiltrator kills are NOT funny ok? :p

Now mossies accidently ramming into random galaxies is :rofl:

[Subterfuge]

Was a little bored with monotonous battles so decided to do something spontaneous. I took a basilisk and drove into an NC base that was pretty hot, blew past some mines and some spitfires and parked myself right on the vech pad, while 20 NC looked on in horror/fright/stupidity as to what the hell I was doing, none of them even tried to stop me until I got off, I ended up blowing my basi and taking the vech pad and a couple of NC with me :D

[FlakMan]

I was driving around in my Mag when I happened to flick on Darklight and spot a cloaker. This was during the time of that bug where if someone had no armor, you couldn't run them over. I kept trying to run them over and he kept trying to run away, so I finally got out and knifed him.

The other day I was shooting at a Prowler in a courtyard with my beloved Lancer when all of a sudden I shot and killed a cloaker that thought he could sneak past me when I stopped to reload.

Later that day, I took two shots at a TR AMS that I could just barely see and the second shot connected and I was rewarded with 7 kills for my troubles :D

[2coolforu]

Once i ran through the caverns and saw a VS gettin mod i got 1 so he chased me, unfortunly for the VS my mate had a deliverer in the water around the control core and i jumped onto it, the VS missed and fell in the water......BOOM

[TerryBogard]

I'd have to say my funniest kills were last weekend, I had created a new character and was on Hossin (don't remember which base, but I was waiting on a my vehicle queue, when a VS Liberator was flying towards the base being shot at by some of our guys. I decided to have a little fun, so I pulled out my suppressor and loaded the AP rounds in it, then I fired 3 shots at the Liberator and exploded, next thing I know, I check the kills and I was the one that got the kills on that Lib, 3 kills. I was still at this vehicle pad, when about 20 seconds later a reaver tried to spam the pad, so I pulled out the suppressor fired a few shots and got the kill for that reaver too. Those were hilarious.

I would say this is my funniest kill. Back towards the end of Konried server, I was in a platoon with outfit members, my friend Boda grabbed a Vanguard and I gunned for him, we were attempting to get from Gunuku towards Itan and Kaang (Itan was held by TR, and Kaang was held by VS, ahhhhh the great 3 way battles of Konried, how I miss thee) and were fighting at the bridge. We finally made over one time and Boda started driving towards Kaang and then he drove to top of the hill side overlooking everything. While we were up there a VS Mosquito was decided to bother us, and was hovering about 5 meters out and about 3 meters above us. I was using the 20mm's on other aircraft when that Mosquito came by, but once he hovered in front like that, I said "See Ya", I switched to the 150mm and lobbed one shot at him, BOOM, instant explosion. I looked at the chat window a second later and saw Boda had typed in this "ROFLMAO", my sentiments exactly.


TerryBogard
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"In an age of scientific wonders, the human body is still the world's most dangerous machine."

[Doop]

Us Vanu were assaulting the front door of Kisin, Hossin (I think). It was all Lasher orbs, red Chaingun bullets and pure chaos in the radius of the door. I took out a Jammer grenade, and tossed one Jammer on bouncy mode and the other on explode-on-contact. I must have hit a Boomer with one of them or something, 'cause I got about 7 kills.

[Baneblade]

I OS sniped a Pokeball on its way to Leza from Tore...in the water :)

[Eldanesh]

Earlier today TR were zergin marduk on ish, (we had just hacked, little/no resistance, had not fought tr all day) but yeah, long story short, there is a massive on marduk. In 5-10 mins when they finally took the base I was 54 kills richer. :D
OS + maelstrom == FUN!

Dunno if it is funny to anyone else, I was laughing my ass off the entire time.

OMG 3 MAEL GRENADES = 10+ KILLS wewt!

[EarlyDawn]

Taking aim at a guy with a bolt driver, during a battle raging across that hardpan area on Forseral. I level off, identify him as the target, squeeze... and an infil materializes clutching his chest. So random.

[Uberpimp]

Ok tihs isn't my story but it's damn funny! My friend is an NC also. He had a scatter MAX and walked away to use the washroom. He came back and found that a TR was standing in front of him with a sweeper and Agile on. He was backing up ever so slowly to get the perfect shot on my friends MAX. He just happens to back up right into his line of fire. BOOM insta-gib!

[HawkEye]

earlier today on solsar the vs were attacking our only base from aton i think it was. well there were 5 cr5 OS'es on the aton vehpad in 5 mins. it was freaking great. i got 14 peeps from my OS.

[Gallan]

For me it was when I was in a squad hacking this base. I was just plodding around the back door when this TR ran past me and say 'hiya' then she continue running on. It took me a few moments before I got the sniper rifle out and shot her. Through the scope she was kindda dancing around for I don't know what before I put her out of her confusion....lmao

[SleightOfHand]

Closer to release, when I flew a Galaxy, I ran over a ridge with about six TR standing on it. When I finished there were six new dents in my Galaxy and six new kills in my total. :P

[MrCovertMan]

Playing an NC grunt on Markov defending the Searhus crater. We were being assaulted by the Vanu and I grab a basilik right as a VS Galaxy flies right over our base and is pumped fulla Sparrow Missles. It aborts hotdrop and I decide "What the hell" and drive after it while a battle rages about. I chase that sucker down and It flies to the evry top of the crater then dives thinking it'd lose me. I make that crazy ass jump and keep following whilst unloading my chainguns. Most of the Galaxy bails but I got 3 kills for chasing that galaxy down.

[Spee]

You all suck.



I think this bug existed pre-BP, but anyways. I was on Konreid, TR, and in a lib with some random guy. As he gets out to repair, the liberator shudders a little, lurches to one side, and rockets off at 400 KMPH. Smack a magrider who wasnt expecting anything. Ensuing explosion kills me, and the mag crew.


w00t 4 bugz.

[ORANGE]

placed a mine out in the middle of nowhere on cery while doing ant runs at like midnight and as I'm finishing up my last run some guy ran over it or something and blew the crap outta himself

got a captured lasher and while assaulting a tower on fors at caer lashed about 5 shots down an empty stairwell to the spawn only to kill 3 cloakers standing against the wall

[Desperado]

Killed a fully manned prowler with a bolt driver once :)

[Shalashaska]

I was on Forseral and was running from our tower (TR) or our base and out of nowhere an NC Mossie kamikazed right into my face, funnily enough it didnt do me any damage never mind killing me :confused: but it was the easiest 508 BEP ive ever made :D

[Liquidtide]

While Sniping I shot at a tower far away but my scope went black. Ends up I shot an enemy cloaker that stupidly ran in front of me. While I was still looking through my scope I got a tell, "Look in front of you" it was a dead corpse of the cloaker on top of the tip of my gun. We exchanged a few tells and laughs. I bet it's the last time he ran in front of a sniper.

~Tide

[Majik]

Ok tihs isn't my story but it's damn funny! My friend is an NC also. He had a scatter MAX and walked away to use the washroom. He came back and found that a TR was standing in front of him with a sweeper and Agile on. He was backing up ever so slowly to get the perfect shot on my friends MAX. He just happens to back up right into his line of fire. BOOM insta-gib!

...that was me.....The max was standing in front of an empty towers CC and I was shooting him for like 30 seconds before he finally fired back....::embarrased::

[Baneblade]

...that was me.....The max was standing in front of an empty towers CC and I was shooting him for like 30 seconds before he finally fired back....::embarrased::

Bet you were using regular ammo... :lol:

[gonnagetyou]

Back during Beta testing I was fighting on Esamir and had just finished mining a bridge when suddenly I hear this Sunderer come barrelling down the road. I started running back across the bridge and he floored it after me. I only got about halfway across when I finally said screw it and I turned around to go down fighting. He came at me full throttle and just as I started laying into him with my pulsar, he started hitting my mines. It must have scared the crap out of him, because suddenly he lost contol and got stuck up on the guard rail of the bridge. I was only a few feet from the front of his bumper and just for a second we stared at each other and then just as suddenly his Sunderer dropped over the side of the bridge and he was gone. I laughed so hard after that trying to imagine what was going thru his mind before he fell over the side. :lol:

[BUGGER]

1: when i was spawn camping (in max), a enemy came out of the spawn tube and turned to face me. I waved and he ran right back into the spawntube in attempt to spawn somewhere else. I blew him up.

2: Once i was flying in Reaver and i flew really low over a bridge, just so i'm skimming the pavement. 1,2,3,4 cloakers kills. A few seconds later at the end of the bridge. Went thru a ams bubble and ran over 4 more and blew the ams becuase i skinned it.

[Rbstr]

I killed a Low flying reaver with a Boomer i had set to kill a tank that was coming over a hill.

I love being BR20 and haveing CE finaly

[worldvengence]

1. was skimming the road with my reaver, then flew low over a mountain and came down and ran strait into a AMS, it blew up and killed me, but as it seems, that was where a platoon was gathering..w00t....about 13 easy kills

2) another time i was reaver skimming and i came up on an ant. and nailed a grunt that was standing on top of it without running into the ANT

[Baneblade]

'Reaver skimming' is?

[Jaged]

For me, it was probably when I killed an enemy rexo armed with a sweeper at close range with my bolt driver. I had just hart dropped behind enemy lines in hopes of sniping some unsuspecting terrans. Just as I setup shop, this guy starts unloading in my back. I turn around and plug him for the first shot and start evading. He moves behind a nearby rock for cover. I charge him and when he fills up most of my screen, I fire another round into him and he drops.