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oddfish
2004-03-22, 07:06 AM
Son of a bitch bastard whore!! Right in the middle of the interlink hack that's gonna give NC the ability to take the capital on Oshur and the server shits itself. I swear, i'm gonna dress like a ninja, sneak into a government controlled nuclear materials containment facility, steal weapons grade plutonium, build three ridiculously elaborate warheads, then build an equally elaborate radio antenna and contact aliens, have them bring me schematics for a magnetic propulsion rail-cannon type device, build it on a three acre lot that i'm going to bye off a nearby corn farmer, use gps to find the exact coordinates of the soe staff who run the servers, then i'm going to sap all the power from the city and use it to launch, one at a time, all three warheads at the soe staff members who run the servers. that's what i'm going to do. i figure a nuke will be able to handle how ever many there are wherever they are. If the servers are all right by each other or a million miles apart i'm still gonna nuke the bastards.

This is a fairly childish and ridiculous way to react to the servers going down. And at 19 i should know better than to conjure up such things, especially with all the terrorist shit going on. But i'm pissed. That was about 2050 ep's that just went down the proverbial toilet. I'm pissed. By the way, for all those out there with no sense of humor: No, i'm not going to do any of the aforesaid stuff. Well, i may dress up like a ninja, but that's all.

Everay
2004-03-22, 07:41 AM
first of all, wrong fourm, needs to be in the game stuff, not lounge. and who knew that the interweb was a powerful antenna, or that im a alien.

how to build a rail gun (http://home.insightbb.com/~jmengel4/rail/rail-intro.html)

Doop
2004-03-22, 07:43 AM
Dress up like a ninja and slaughter innocent bunnies. That's what I do when I'm mad. Then again, I'm always a ninja...

Everay
2004-03-22, 07:48 AM
well see, im a ninja too, thats why i know how to build a rail gun, but i do that stuff elsewhere.