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Hamma
2004-03-22, 11:32 AM
It's with much sadness that I bring this news to you. But life changes have forced me to sell my baby the Ford Lightning. I know some of you will probably pass out at the sight of this thread but it must be done. I can no longer justify the operating costs of this beast with its hunger for Premium gasoline and its ability to burn that gasoline in record time. Coupled with the monthly payments it's just too much money.

So anyway, if anyone is looking for a ford lightning in the New England area the price is 26,000. Toss me a PM :p but more than likley it will go to a different car (trade in)

http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/l/fogs.jpg
:(

Dharkbayne
2004-03-22, 11:33 AM
NOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!


Why... Hamma? Why?

Jennyboo
2004-03-22, 11:33 AM
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( :scared:

Kikinchikin
2004-03-22, 11:36 AM
:(

Hamma I'll trade you my 5000 dollar ricer for that :). Great deal!











for me

Onizuka
2004-03-22, 11:38 AM
Damn, that looks nice. Sad to see it go :(

Squeeky
2004-03-22, 01:39 PM
You can marry da jennyboo, but please for the sake of everything holy dont get rid of da beast! :(

*bawls*

Everay
2004-03-22, 01:46 PM
:(

sorry hamma, 2 things you dont do to a man, kick em in the balls, and take his car, but dont worry, things will get better :)

JetRaiden
2004-03-22, 01:51 PM
hmm...getting my driver's test soon...I live in new england...its worth a peak. :p

Rayder
2004-03-22, 02:42 PM
Don't worry, Hamma has a mini-van... or will soon anyway.

Hamma
2004-03-22, 03:45 PM
Well it will be gone tomorrow :(

And no, I will never have a mini-van

Neon Apocalypse
2004-03-22, 03:46 PM
Ill take it. Its my birthday so can we do a $25900 discount deal? And you dont have to go far to drop it off.

HAMMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO KEEP THAT THING, HAMMA-LIGHTNING= HAMMA. ITS LIKE A PART OF YOU, KEEP IT SOMEHOW!!!!

martyr
2004-03-22, 04:18 PM
^ agreed

Rayder
2004-03-22, 04:26 PM
And no, I will never have a mini-van
Oh... well, yeah. You'll be getting one.

Happy lil Elf
2004-03-22, 04:30 PM
Dude, sell yourself on the street before you sell that thing.

Setari
2004-03-22, 04:43 PM
how bout....He sells that lightning for the new model whenever it hits the streets.

xuur
2004-03-22, 05:00 PM
I can dig it. My SS/T Dodge has been sitting by the wayside since the gas prices spiked. I ended up getting a beater just to get me back n forth. the 2.95/gal I was payin was just too much to do on a "day-to-day gas guage looks like the second hand on my watch" deal....but to my advantage...the beater I got was a '92 300ZX Twin Turbo.

Sorry to hear a fellow Hi-Po trucker succuming to the realities of life.
Just be sure to get a replacement you can live with or you'll kick yourself forever.

My condolences.

Mag
2004-03-22, 05:03 PM
Who smells a PSU fund-raiser... but if it keeps the uber-hamma mobile, then spiffy.

xuur
2004-03-22, 05:11 PM
uh...$26k? I'm...gonna have to sit this one out.

Mag
2004-03-22, 05:14 PM
Yar, 'twas merely a joke.

JetRaiden
2004-03-22, 05:34 PM
I'll buy it for 24k if I put a big vinyl of PSU on the side of it. ;)

Biohazzard56
2004-03-22, 05:42 PM
Ill give you my Band of Brothers DVD Box Set, an Xbox, a 15 GB Ipod and 1996 Ford Astro Van for the F-150

321
2004-03-22, 05:56 PM
My parents said no.

JetRaiden
2004-03-22, 06:01 PM
:lol:

EineBeBoP
2004-03-22, 06:13 PM
Dude, hamma. you should SO get an escalade!

Sorry to see it go. :(
gas prices do indeed suck right now

Peacemaker
2004-03-22, 06:15 PM
.... damn. I would buy it... if I had another 15k in the bank.

Strygun
2004-03-22, 06:16 PM
ouch..

sad day.


If you could hold on to it for another year, I could buy it for my graduation car

Firefly
2004-03-22, 06:16 PM
Get a Dodge. Then I might buy it. Ford was an Anti-semitic prejudiced bastard.

I'd never trade my Dodge Durango custom for anything. But good luck with your sale. If I see anyone looking, I will refer them to you. Swear.

Mag
2004-03-22, 06:17 PM
gas prices do indeed suck right now
Supposed to be above 2 bucks by the end of Spring :scared:

xuur
2004-03-22, 06:23 PM
above 2 bucks? here in so cal its been pushing $3/gal for months now. We in San Diego pay the highest prices in the country....bastards.

Rayder
2004-03-22, 06:34 PM
pff... 1.59 for gas is ridiculous

Mag
2004-03-22, 07:30 PM
Jeez, that's gotta suck Xuur.

Fragmatic
2004-03-22, 07:44 PM
Fuck, that's only like �15000 for me, and say, �1000 shipping, and �shitload insurance for the... aww, fuck it

I feel for you Hamma!

(Actually, I don't, cause you unleashed sigbot on me :()

NoSurrender
2004-03-22, 08:23 PM
noooooo. you have to make a plaque in its memory.

Indecisive
2004-03-22, 08:47 PM
Omfg Omfg Omfg Omfg Omfg Omfg Omfg Ofjlgjaljgklagjklajglkaj


Its The Apocaplypse! :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

Neon Apocalypse
2004-03-22, 09:00 PM
First the lightning, whats next? Hamma's comp, Hamma's cat, Hamma's server, Hamma's house. Eventually hamma will be on the street. Its ok man, if that does happen you can move in with me.

Actually no, my parents would be like WTF. If it did happen it would be cool tho.......for the first hour. You'd probably get annoyed.

Hamma
2004-03-22, 09:46 PM
Get a Dodge. Then I might buy it. Ford was an Anti-semitic prejudiced bastard.

I'd never trade my Dodge Durango custom for anything. But good luck with your sale. If I see anyone looking, I will refer them to you. Swear.
I would never buy a dodge :p

AztecWarrior
2004-03-22, 09:49 PM
Wrong choice. This was described in Road and Track once. Sure, gas is expensive, but it would have taken the editor over 500 years for the smaller car to outpay itself via savings at the pump. "Even with regular exercise and Centrum Silver, I'm not going to make it."

Unless you get an electric car.

Think about it. You pay for a new car, but how long will it take for that car to save you $X0,000?

JetRaiden
2004-03-22, 10:10 PM
I would never buy a dodge :p

me too ford trucks are teh pwn.

AztecWarrior
2004-03-22, 10:40 PM
me too ford trucks are teh pwn.
What he said.

My grandpa has an '86 Taurus. My dad has an '04 Explorer. My mom has an '03 Expedition.

I want a '01 Cobra. Why not the new supercharged one? Aftermarket superchargers are better. :D

OneManArmy
2004-03-22, 10:48 PM
good. maybe you can finalyl get a good car hamma :p

Firefly
2004-03-22, 10:56 PM
I'll pit my Durango against a Ford Truck any day. I've YET to have any issue with it outside of a flat tire for jumping a foot-high curb at 50 miles an hour.

BUGGER
2004-03-23, 03:36 PM
I'm happy here just to see the gase prices at 1.60, this 2.60 price sucks major balls.


I know how to solve hamma's gas problems!

Buy a bike.

oh and if u still got the truck, take a crapload of pics before you let it go.

Mag
2004-03-23, 04:22 PM
Hamma, you know if the thing can actually run on regular gas, or does it need Premium? When I got mine I thought the same, runs fine on special or regular as well though...

xuur
2004-03-23, 05:11 PM
Jeez, that's gotta suck Xuur.

yes.
yes it does.
suck.

Neon Apocalypse
2004-03-23, 05:14 PM
I know how to solve hamma's gas problems!

Buy a bike.

.

See the problem with that is bugger, WE HAVE FREEZING COLD TEMPERATURES IN NEW ENGLAND. You're lucky to be living california, lucky bastard.

Sry i didnt mean to offend you. It just sucks living up here.

1024
2004-03-23, 05:22 PM
I'd buy it, but my allowance is only 25 bucks a week, and thats after working everyday around the house.

dscytherulez
2004-03-23, 05:30 PM
I bet my dad would by that truck. Well...maybe not...he's got an F-150 Lariat and he's big into Fords. I don't think he'd trade his lariat in on that.

BUGGER
2004-03-23, 06:38 PM
See the problem with that is bugger, WE HAVE FREEZING COLD TEMPERATURES IN NEW ENGLAND. You're lucky to be living california, lucky bastard.
Well then dont wear spandex.:nod:

worldvengence
2004-03-23, 08:09 PM
meh, i just hate it when the ppl from cali. here bitch about how its 45 and cold as hell when im sitting here @ -2 with a wind chill of -30 some days

{edit} oh ya, sorry to hear about the truck...Lightnings are pretty cool

AztecWarrior
2004-03-23, 08:31 PM
meh, i just hate it when the ppl from cali. here bitch about how its 45 and cold as hell when im sitting here @ -2 with a wind chill of -30 some days

I feel your pain. I was br0n in Detroit, and 'cold' is below 30. People here (South Florida) put on sweaters at 60.

Hamma
2004-03-23, 09:00 PM
New car arrived, new thread soon.

Rayder
2004-03-23, 10:07 PM
I feel your pain. I was br0n in Detroit, and 'cold' is below 30.
Lies. Cold is below 10.

AztecWarrior
2004-03-23, 10:23 PM
Lies. Cold is below 10.
I know. I am steadily losing my resistance to cold. :( However, I still sweat like a mother in Miami.

ZeusCali
2004-03-25, 10:56 AM
-=Sold=-