What's your fantasy?

[Mr1337Duck]

I want to be some rich company exec who does nothing and has more money than God. Then I'll just sit at home and use some of the profits to buy games, I'll make beercola and work out twice a day so I don't die too early.


Keep in mind, I'm a retrosexual guy, it's not how LONG you live, but how WELL you live.

[Dharkbayne]

2 girls at the same time.

[Madcow]

2 girls at the same time.

Exact quote I thought of, too.

"What about you, what would you do if you could do anything?"
"Besides two girls at the same time?"
"Well, yeah."

*apologies for probably butchering that

[SecondRaven]

Ohh this is going to turn into a very odd thread...

$1,000,000

3 girls at the same time

[Khronos]

me, hamma, and the bed of his old lightning.

[Red October]

My fantasies are virutally limitless. Everything from massive orgies to travelling the world to owning virutally every national park in the world for my hiking liesure.

[Onizuka]

Writing muisc or novels in a quite, rainy, and beautiful area with loving wife in a relationship in which we both support eachother both financially, and in our careers. I don't want too much money, I don't want a big house, I DO NOT want to live in a big city, and I want the area to be peaceful.


That's what I ideally want. Fantasies though...well...hehe.

[MilitantB0B]

Obviously, my fantasy would to be rich off my butt with nothing to do, but that isn't very realistic, now is it?

My realistic Fantasy (contradiction I suppose):
Create video games for a living, make a good living, start up my own independent development team, create a few games of my own design (which will be fabulously succesfull of course) and then reteire onto a metric ass-load of land in my homeland of Texas.

[Squeeky]

Schoolgirl....nuff said.

[JetRaiden]

thats it?

a pool of jello and a full scale replica of a gauss rifle wailing away at a congressman with 4 naked chicks and a bag of weed.

[Derfud]

Living in a nice, warm, but rustic house on a small temperate island with a loving wife, acessible only by boat, but would have a teleportation device leading to a large city so I can keep my PC up-to-date. There would also be a ultra-highspeed internet connection in the house. On surrounding islands I would have airsoft fields set up for playing with my friends, who also all live nearby. In my spare time I would go fishing off my porch (hangs over the water), create/play computer games, do airsoft, go on outdoor excursions into the vast wilderness of British Columbia. I would aslo spend time doing geological studies, and attempting to discover the secrets of elements and minerals. I dont care about money, since it does no good sitting in the bannk when you aren't going to spend it all. All I would care about would be to have money when I need it, and just enough for what I want.

[l3lizz4rd]

Planetside with no lag and infinite FPS.


Other than that... hmmm... well, let me just say this.

WTF HORSE

[Uberpimp]

My fantasy would to have an exact replica of an m4a1 pulse rifle from Aliens and to have both hilton sisters tied to a tree. You can guess the rest...
I would also like to have sex while freefalling off an airplane. (imagine what a rush that would be!!!!)

[Everay]

fly a Super Apache for the marines, thats a goal, as for fantasies, alot of land, with a mountain range nearby, and alot of animals on it, with alot of places to go hiking, and a good computer with a good interweb speed, with a nice cabin, and a large library, and a fucking starship with the capibilities of intering another dimension (hyperspace) so it can go all over the fucking place, and have the weaponry to wipe out a galaxy with one blow and the armor to withstand the temperatures of the core of a blue star in its prime. crewed but hoTt chixxorz.

[Zodiac]

A beautiful wife and a home in a quiet part of New Zeland. :D

[Jennyboo]

My fantasy is already a reality :D:D

[Hamma]

:love:

[VashTheStamped]

My fantasy is already a reality :D:D
:) :thumbsup:

[Onizuka]

Aww

[Mango]

All i could ever want is a bigger dorm room =P

[Khronos]

My fantasy is already a reality :D:D

:cheers:

soooo sweet :D

[SDM]

My fantasy involves... you guessed it...
HOOKERS & ICECREAM, and just a little sip of Faygo.

[jsloan31]

for me to be on auraxis.

or, just a crap load of ram, a uber processor, and a radeon 9800 PRO XT.

[FlakMan]

Being with my girlfriend is starting to become a fantasy, I won't get to see her for another week and a half, and I'm already dying of lonliness :(

[Squeeky]

My fantasy is already a reality :D:D

Nekkid Hamma :drools: :drools: :drools:

[OneManArmy]

I just don't know anymore.....

[JetRaiden]

My fantasy involves... you guessed it...
HOOKERS & ICECREAM, and just a little sip of Faygo.


*sigh* we know SDM....

[Bighoss]

My first fantasy involves a Bottle of Jack Daniels, a monkey, some peanut butter, a steam shovel named Mike, 5 tons of Jelly Beans, a Mexican midget named Pepito, 1 Nuclear Weapon, 10 gallons of liquid nitrogen, and a bag of baked lays.

My other fantasy would to find a way to stab people through the internet.

[JetRaiden]

:lol: :huh:

does your fantasy involve getting drunk and using a steamshovel to drown a midget in junk food? then covering it with liquid nitrogen, and blowing it up with a nuclear bomb?

thats quite an imagination you got there. ... :rolleyes:

[Spee]

and just a little sip of Faygo.


You SO fucking win.


Weekend with girlfriend. Havnt seen her in a month due to insane scheduling.

[Bighoss]

:lol: :huh:

does your fantasy involve getting drunk and using a steamshovel to drown a midget in junk food? then covering it with liquid nitrogen, and blowing it up with a nuclear bomb?

thats quite an imagination you got there. ... :rolleyes:

no, not at all, it seems I'll have to tell you exact plans.

1. The Jack Daniels is for the Monkey and midget who will fight to the death to test which species is more powerful, the midget or the monkey.

2. I might need more jelly beans but I planned on melting them with the power of the Nuclear bomb because it the best way I can imagine to melt trillions of jelly beans.

3. Who ever is the winner (Hopefully Midget) I will then cover with gallons upon gallons of Jelly Bean goo. Once they have become trapped in my sugary prison I'll quickly cool it with the Liquaid nitrogen of doom I will then take the jelly bean covered corpse and sell it to the natural history museum. If they don't buy it for 10 million dollars I'll find the owner of the museums dog and fill its mouth full of peanut butter than watch it suffer for the next hour.

4. Once the whole ordeal is over I'll eat the bag of baked lays because they taste good and only have 6 grams of FAT :eek:

[1024]

fantasy? ...

hitting bottom.

[Derfud]

no, not at all, it seems I'll have to tell you exact plans.

1. The Jack Daniels is for the Monkey and midget who will fight to the death to test which species is more powerful, the midget or the monkey.

2. I might need more jelly beans but I planned on melting them with the power of the Nuclear bomb because it the best way I can imagine to melt trillions of jelly beans.

3. Who ever is the winner (Hopefully Midget) I will then cover with gallons upon gallons of Jelly Bean goo. Once they have become trapped in my sugary prison I'll quickly cool it with the Liquaid nitrogen of doom I will then take the jelly bean covered corpse and sell it to the natural history museum. If they don't buy it for 10 million dollars I'll find the owner of the museums dog and fill its mouth full of peanut butter than watch it suffer for the next hour.

4. Once the whole ordeal is over I'll eat the bag of baked lays because they taste good and only have 6 grams of FAT :eek:


Only problem I can see with melting the jellybeans with the nuclear bomb is that they would probably be incinerated by the blast, if not, then be irradiated for quite a while. I would suggest simply perhaps dumping the jelly beans into an iron smelter, then you can melt them, and easily mould them onto the victor of the duel.

[EineBeBoP]

Kinda weird but...

I dont think I have one.
I'm just....
Meh with the world.
dont want/need anything (except possibly new comp)
not really looking for a g/f.

Im not especially Happy.. but im not sad either.

just at harmony w/ the world.

[Kikinchikin]

To get signed on to drive in the Nextel Cup, thus doing what I love to do (drive cars) for millions of bucks each year, and get a hot girl because of it. Then after retiring, open up a business of some time, and have it grow to be a intercontinental giant. :thumbsup:

Mainly, I just want to be remembered by someone, somewhere in history. Even if it were as simple as being a championship winner in 2015, it would be a little piece of history.

[Bighoss]

Only problem I can see with melting the jellybeans with the nuclear bomb is that they would probably be incinerated by the blast, if not, then be irradiated for quite a while. I would suggest simply perhaps dumping the jelly beans into an iron smelter, then you can melt them, and easily mould them onto the victor of the duel.

yea I thought about that as well. alright so I hereby replace the Nuclear bomb with giant iron melter.

[ZeusCali]

at first i was going to say "A Girlfriend that loves me and doesn't get tricked into breaking up with me for atleast 5 months"
but then i saw EineBeBop's post
Kinda weird but...

I dont think I have one.
I'm just....
Meh with the world.
dont want/need anything (except possibly new comp)
not really looking for a g/f.

Im not especially Happy.. but im not sad either.

just at harmony w/ the world.
and i have to say, i just about completely agree with that:
No True Fantasy,
meh is the perfect word to describe my relations to the world,
I Don't Truelly need/want anything
and I want a girlfriend for the sole reason of what i've never had and always thought was missing.
Other then that i guess the same as others, Great Sports Car(bmw Z3 skyblue convertable), Hot Girlfriend/wife, Lots Of Money, Personal Freedom of Time and Constrictions, and Happyness.

Okay now i will stop pouring my self out to any of you as you shall likely just say one of the follow(likely even just quote it in your infinite lazyness):
1)STFU
2):Banplz:
3) Dork
4) Fill in misc. insult

[Majik]

Right now my only fantasy is to change out of desktop support to something better so I don't have to deal with lusers everyday.

[Everay]

what, noone here wants a fucking space ship? geez, imagination people, hell, god even has a space ship.