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martyr
2004-03-25, 10:06 PM
http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewpr.html?pid=13905

Long John Silver's President announces the company will give America free Giant Shrimp on May 10 to celebrate NASA's discovery of salt water on Mars [shamelessly taken from fark]


Long John Silver's President Calls Discovery "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Giant Shrimp"

NASA's March 23 announcement of evidence of the past presence of "a body of gently flowing saltwater" on Mars is big news for America, and giant news for seafood fans.

In January, Long John Silver's offered to give America free Giant Shrimp if NASA found conclusive evidence of an ocean on Mars. To celebrate the success of NASA's Mars Rover project, the company is going to give America free Giant Shrimp on Monday, May 10.

Mag
2004-03-25, 11:02 PM
:lol: Hot damn, I'm getting some Giant Shrimp.

Rbstr
2004-03-25, 11:05 PM
cool

Cyanide
2004-03-25, 11:09 PM
lol...Giant shrimp. Does anybody else find that funny?

Dharkbayne
2004-03-25, 11:11 PM
Eh? I'm confused. They giving away free shrimp?

Bighoss
2004-03-25, 11:15 PM
and the world is saved once again

Firefly
2004-03-25, 11:22 PM
Giant shrimp = giant lines of shrimp shit to consume.

Ivan
2004-03-25, 11:26 PM
I hate shrimp. :(

Rayder
2004-03-26, 02:30 PM
One free giant shrimp to each customer (which I assume means you have to buy something first :mad: ).

Neon Apocalypse
2004-03-26, 04:07 PM
long john pwns the other sea food posers

scarpas
2004-03-26, 06:14 PM
Yeaaah, thats what is going to make my life totally complete!!!


:rolleyes:

oh well, free food = happiness

BUGGER
2004-03-27, 01:20 AM
Well I guess then McDonalds is going to have to give away free happymeals then.

http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/mars.jpg

Onizuka-GTO
2004-03-27, 01:25 AM
Oh well, at leased you can have Tempura with your shrimp cocktail. :lol: