Death Clock

[BUGGER]

http://www.deathclock.com/


Friday, December 7, 2063

/me dies

[Dharkbayne]

***.

Seconds left to live...

0

Fuck.

[OfaLoaf]

Thursday, April 24, 2064

[mechaman]

Tuesday, February 13, 2063

[Rbstr]

Saturday, January 28, 2073 woot 10 more years than you guys

[Squeeky]

March 29th, 2004. 4:42pm PST.

[scarpas]

woah... 2064

[Fragmatic]

Friday, August 17, 2035

[Mr1337Duck]

Monday, March 29, 2004.

I've got lots of time to... oh, shit.

[AztecWarrior]

Wednesday, May 24, 2062 (Normal)

Hey, it didn't alter my death date when I said that I smoked! Awesome!

*/me lights up a Camel*

[Derfud]

Keekles, squeey is gonna die on my birthday. Wait a minute...

[Jaged]

Woh, thats mad old. I remember playing around with that with my friends in elementary school. (5-4 years ago)

[1024]

0fn



-1024 days.

I've been dead.

[TheN00b]

Saturday, October 11, 2064

Me is teh dead. Somehow, I think this is bullshit. I'm 13, have a BMI below 25, don't smoke, and I'm living ten less years than Rbstr. Hmm...

EDIT: Wait a sec, Rbstr, were you using the optimistic option?

[ZeusCali]

Tuesday, September 22, 2071�
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Seconds left to live...

[Octavian]

Saturday, December 6 2064

1,915,042,969

[martyr]

best part of that site has always been the hate mail - i do hope they still feature it. worth a read.

[ZeusCali]

Saturday, October 11, 2064

Me is teh dead. Somehow, I think this is bullshit. I'm 13, have a BMI below 25, don't smoke, and I'm living ten less years than Rbstr. Hmm...

EDIT: Wait a sec, Rbstr, were you using the optimistic option?
BMI Weight Status
Below 18.5 Underweight
18.5 - 24.9 Normal
25.0 - 29.9 Overweight
30.0 and Above Obese

as i am 10,8,86-male,normal,<25, non-smoker
if Optomistic guy.......Sept 10, 2073....................2,191,519,000
now if i was a chick... december 20 2065-around 1,947,784,900 seconds
normal me................july 19 2060-..................1,776,712,800
if pessimistic guy.......may 16,2038...................1,076,872,700
if Sadistic guy...........july 20,2023.......................609,103,000(and the second pass REALLLY QUICKLY)

if guy smoking... exact same as not smoking...
if i had 25 BMO(chubby).. no affect same as <25

so ya guys i'm going to be a bit more optomistic now. Then I can have another kid grow from birth to 13 years old before i'm gone.

[Onizuka-GTO]

:lol:

I can't stop reading those e-mails!
They are sooooooooooooo funny! :lol:

The best part is when the author of the site replies, and its always so true and funny.

"...AOL disk should come pre-installed with a IQ test..."

:lol:

[Ivan]

Thursday, November 29, 2057

[OneManArmy]

Thursday, November 19, 2076. i dont know if i want to live that long, with the way things are going.

[Paingiver]

Friday, September 19, 2064 : I have a BMI of 15, im underweight. I don't smoke, im 13, it seems to be off.

[EineBeBoP]

Keekles, squeey is gonna die on my birthday. Wait a minute...


Happy birthday Buddy :D

[Retroactive]

Wednesday, November 20, 2075

Seconds left to live...

2,260,671,278

[SDM]

May your crops rot and your teeth drop!
Oh Gnoes! Not my Crops! :rofl:

[Indecisive]

Its random.

[Corrosion]

Tuesday, November 23, 2077

ON MY BIRTHDAY!

[Infernus]

Sunday, May 14, 2062...

[BUGGER]

Saturday, December 6 2064

1,915,042,969
Jebus do we have to cut these things so close? I mean brithdays and all. But hell you die like a day before my 1 yr death aniversary.


but i die on the like 123 yr aniversary of pearl harbor, thats pretty sick. :D


Oh and my BMI was 27, alittle overweight.