Don't Mess With The Admin

[Hamma]

http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/eviladmin.jpg

[Rayder]

...

[Sputty]

/me messes with the admin

[Fragmatic]

:huh: :eek: :scared:

[FlakMan]

Look at them muscles

[Retroactive]

ahhhhh!

[Squeeky]

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/knifejoo.jpg

[Squeeky]

Knife>Hamma's Hammer. omg lolerz gg's :)

[Fragmatic]

*sigh*
O
F
N

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/santasdead.jpg

[martyr]

don't mess with his artist, either.

http://students.db.erau.edu/~davis812/img/martyr.jpg

[SDM]

don't mess with his artist, either.

http://students.db.erau.edu/~davis812/img/martyr.jpg
I hope you used a tripod...

[Squeeky]

:rofl:

My thoughts exactly. Looks like there is one in the chamber.

[Sputty]

I hope you used a tripod...
:rofl:
I was thinking the same thing

[martyr]

Looks like there is one in the chamber.
there is. fmj, so it looked shiny. the jhp's didn't show up as nice.

[AztecWarrior]

Take that picture of martyr, give him different hair, 28% Body Mass Index, and an AK-47, and that's me.

That is a hell of a picture, Hamma.

[Squeeky]

So, did you use a tripod?

[321]

:lol:

[Fragmatic]

don't mess with his artist, either.

http://students.db.erau.edu/~davis812/img/martyr.jpg

I'd feel sorry for the photographer if your finger slipped
:p

[Squeeky]

So, did you use a tripod?

[AztecWarrior]

Although I do not condone taking a picture with a round in the chamber (A very stupid thing to do, in my opinion), his finger is OUT of the trigger guard. Let's hope that the safety is on.

[Squeeky]

Although I do not condone taking a picture with a round in the chamber (A very stupid thing to do, in my opinion), his finger is OUT of the trigger guard. Let's hope that the safety is on.

Regardless, that's in poor judgement. I know the safety is on, because martyr is smart, and only complete RETARDS would have the safety off in that setting. If he didnt use a tripod, then i have to point out how retarded his decision to not use a tripod was :-P

[AztecWarrior]

Treat every weapon as if it could go off at any instant.

[Sputty]

Treat every weapon as if it could go off at any instant.
Just like my penis when I'm watching the cheerleaders at my school.

[Khronos]

Just like my penis when I'm watching the cheerleaders at my school.

dont you go to an all boy school?>

[AztecWarrior]

I do, don't know aboot Sputty.

[Mag-Mower]

Just like my penis when I'm watching the cheerleaders at my school.
whoa! more than I wanted know

[1024]

http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/Image079.jpg

[EarlyDawn]

Owned by 1024

[I Hate Pants]

owned by teh pencil

http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v66/i_hate_pants/ME_045.jpg

[martyr]

'treat every weapon as though it were loaded' - in this case, it was.
'don't point the weapon at anything you don't want dead' - my camera is not self-aware, and thus is already dead.
for you non-enthusiasts... no model of the walther p99 or sw99 has a safety.
i didn't use a tripod, i used a monitor sitting in the kitchen. better for fine angle adjustments.

end result: pretty sweet picture.

[AztecWarrior]

'treat every weapon as though it were loaded' - in this case, it was.
'don't point the weapon at anything you don't want dead' - my camera is not self-aware, and thus is already dead.
for you non-enthusiasts... no model of the walther p99 or sw99 has a safety.
i didn't use a tripod, i used a monitor sitting in the kitchen. better for fine angle adjustments.

end result: pretty sweet picture.
But it would suck to lose a camera, no?

[MilitantB0B]

I'd feel sorry for the photographer if your finger slipped
:p
Anybody that would agree to take a picture of someone pointing a loaded gun at their head probably doesn't deserve to live much longer anyways...

[Hamma]

My thread has been derailed, therefore I must smash everyone with a Hammer.

[Squeeky]

OH NO YOU DONT!

*stabs Hamma with a knife*

[martyr]

haha, i swear, none of you have handgun experience. wtf do you mean if my finger slips? it's got a 12lb trigger pull in double action.

to get hamma's thread back on track... that's my picture.

i got hamma's back, dawgs.

[Dharkbayne]

:scared:

[Kikinchikin]

I think martyr would cap hamma, then he would celebrate and squeeky would stab him in the back.

Then sputty would come slap them all with his penis... :(

[Dharkbayne]

Sputty would do that anyways.

[martyr]

haha, lilbird, i said 'i got his back'

i guess you don't listen to enough rap.
that mean's i'm "watching his six" and "smearing the bad hombres," "ridin' the caboose."

defending

[FlakMan]

:lol:

:love: martyr

[Dharkbayne]

ridin' the caboose? :lol:

**Waits for Squeeky to make a joke about buttsex, and end it with LOLLERZ GAGGLEFARTZ**

[martyr]

haha, squeeky's the _reason_ people need butt-defenders around here.

butt defenders. i like that. it's like a mercenary team for straight guys.

[Kikinchikin]

:rofl:

[Derfud]

Perfect opportunity to show off my weapon.

Behold, the pipesaber!

http://www.sd36.bc.ca/earlma/planning10/websites/cam/pipesaber.jpg

[martyr]

wow. and dude, you look pissed. a jedi knows not hate

[AztecWarrior]

Perfect opportunity to show off my weapon.

Behold, the pipesaber!

http://www.sd36.bc.ca/earlma/planning10/websites/cam/pipesaber.jpg
Derfud, you're FAT.

[FlakMan]

:lol:

[Dharkbayne]

Holy skinnyness Batman!

I want to eat you now, Derfud.

[Derfud]

/me eats squeeky

that should last me a few winters.

As for me being a pissed jedi, I dont get mad, I just look very serious.

[AztecWarrior]

No fair. I'm overweight and have an uberslow metabolism. This works well in a nuclear holocaust where all farms stop producing because everyone dies and we have to eat each other. However, it's not good for weight loss. I don't overeat. I was just inactive for years, plunging nutrient usage to 1%. Now I'm active and it still sucks. Muscles - food = bad.

I bet Derfud, like this kid at school, can eat like 3 servings of Mac and Cheese and still not get fat.

[Squeeky]

omg buttsex GAGGLEFARTZ

[Derfud]

Right you are my good man, neither do I excersize in the least. Within the past few days, I have eaten 2 full sized medium pizza hut pizzas and I havent gained a pound, I dont actively watch my weight, so even if I have, I wouldnt know, or care! I just love my metabolism.

[Fragmatic]

No fair. I'm overweight and have an uberslow metabolism. This works well in a nuclear holocaust where all farms stop producing because everyone dies and we have to eat each other. However, it's not good for weight loss. I don't overeat. I was just inactive for years, plunging nutrient usage to 1%. Now I'm active and it still sucks. Muscles - food = bad.

I bet Derfud, like this kid at school, can eat like 3 servings of Mac and Cheese and still not get fat.

Same here :(

[Dharkbayne]

Same here :(

[Jaged]

Ive got the �ber high metabolism going here too. :love: for the ability to eat what I wan't and not gain a pound.

[Sentrosi]

It WILL catch up to you.

[Squeeky]

When you get old like Sentrosi.

[Derfud]

Good thing I'm an immortal then.

[martyr]

yeah, then you can spend forever being old.

[Derfud]

no, I stop aging at middle age. Then I have a midlife crisis for a couple of millenia.

[martyr]

good cars

[SDM]

GAGGLEFARTZ
GAGGLEFARTZ?:rofl:

[OneManArmy]

all hail hamma! http://www.gideoncovenant.com/forums/images/smiles/smilieNazi3.gif the one with the mighty hammer!

[Derfud]

HEIL HAMMA! HEIL HAMMA! HEIL HAMMA!

Err I mean... Nazis were cool... no, wait, uhh... May the force be with you... Yeah, thats it... Anyways... :thumbsup: :D

[ViperGTS]

Soooo....whats the point to this thread? Posting pic of your selfs with sharp objects? :groovy:

[Hamma]

This thread sucks now, move along.

[Squeeky]

Way to ruin it guyz! :(

[Ivan]

Bastards!

Wait, why am I mad? I don't even know I'm moving on now. :)

[Neon Apocalypse]

hamma lacks teh sleep

[Kikinchikin]

Yeah the redeye from the flash is a good effect :lol:

[Vitter]

Looks like that Jedi knows constipation.

[Biohazzard56]

Id like to point out that it is Martyr about to shoot me, Hamma bout to kill me, and Squeeky about to get raped (dont ask about the knife)

[Hezzy]

I get dibs on the caption "Hamma with Hammer"

[Jennyboo]

:love::love: keep the lub!

[AztecWarrior]

Yarr. Death be a'comin'.

[Squeeky]

SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!

[ViperGTS]

SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!
AND SHAGGY TO BITCH!

[Paingiver]

talking about metabolisms I eat tons of mac n'cheese, pizza, and I drink tons of soda. I only weigh 78 pounds, and I'm 13. My metabolsims rocks!

[Onizuka-GTO]

78 pounds? what's that in Kg?

[Paingiver]

ummm... i don't know that..... ( get's thrown off bridge into abyss), sorry about that, i just love my monty python. But seriously, how do i convert that?

[Onizuka-GTO]

Oh, doesn't matter found it. 77.5IBS = 35Kg

Wow your even lighter then me. I'm 39kg

[TheRegurgitator]

talking about metabolisms I eat tons of mac n'cheese, pizza, and I drink tons of soda. I only weigh 78 pounds, and I'm 13. My metabolsims rocks!
I think your my clone

[Khronos]

im small too :(

~ 5'7"
~ 115 lbs

[Squeeky]

You skinny fuck

I'm 5'7" 160

[JetRaiden]

lol :lol: this thread=awesomeness

5'7" 135/140



Im holding on to that picture too. I think Ill make it my screensaver so it scares my mom when she comes and sees whats on my computer.

[Mango]

you guys are short :p

6'1" 203 lbs

[Rayder]

5' 11"

[Black]

6'1
160

[Bighoss]

if I had a digital camera I'd get out the halloween custom that almost got me arrested for taking halloween way too fucking far.

[FlakMan]

You skinny fuck

I'm 5'7" 160
Fatso :p

5'9" 150 last time I checked

[Squeeky]

IM NOT FAT! If anything im just barely chubby

[AztecWarrior]

6' 195

[SDM]

IM NOT FAT! If anything im just barely chubby
You're my chubby little love nipple.

[JetRaiden]

:huh:

[Angel_of_Death]

I don't know how this thread got transformed in to a height/weight thread. But...

6" 165

[Paingiver]

man mango, you weigh like 3 times as much as me, dam! :eek:

[OfaLoaf]

I don't know how this thread got transformed in to a height/weight thread.
They were talking about how skinny Defud is, and that got to metabolism and then weight...

[Squeeky]

You're my chubby little love nipple.

And your my petite little cum dumpster :groovy:

[Indecisive]

Ima fat ass :p

6'0

220

Im built like football player though. Really big shoulder span, ect. But yes. Ima fat ass. Pheer me, I will eat your childern, pets, and homework.

[Kikinchikin]

5'5 130

[scarpas]

Right you are my good man, neither do I excersize in the least. Within the past few days, I have eaten 2 full sized medium pizza hut pizzas and I havent gained a pound, I dont actively watch my weight, so even if I have, I wouldnt know, or care! I just love my metabolism.

yeah my metabolism is teh roxxors too :)

[1024]

5'9" 130

[Onizuka-GTO]

I'm 169cm dunno what's that in inches...

[JetRaiden]

what youre not american??? :eek:

[Rayder]

5'5 130
Shorty McAppleseed.

[Rbstr]

what youre not american??? :eek:

She from england or Great Britan or whatever they call themselfs *




*fake anger

[FlakMan]

And your my petite little cum dumpster :groovy:
Too much info :ugh:

[Biohazzard56]

5'7
145

[Bighoss]

6'5

250

overweight but not fat looking, I actually had my BMI tested and was like 6% over normal.

oh yea I saw this kid he was 5'6 and 300, the little butter ball! his chin and neck had merged into one

[JetRaiden]

why does squeeky aways use the term "cum" and "dumpster" in the same sentence?

[SDM]

why does squeeky aways use the term "cum" and "dumpster" in the same sentence?
You're just jealous you're not his sperm bag.

[Sputty]

9'8" 5600 Kg

[Mango]

I'm 169cm dunno what's that in inches...

Thats about 5'5"

[Onizuka-GTO]

Thats about 5'5"

Thanks. ;)

Compared to you lot im quite short, but then again im quite tall compared to some of my oriental friends.

[Fragmatic]

5' 8", dunno how heavy, probably something like 230lb's, or more, I'm FAT

[Paingiver]

Compared to you lot im quite short, but then again im quite tall compared to some of my oriental friends.

ya im pretty short too, i wish i was tall and skinny, but im skinny to the bone and short.

[JetRaiden]

:lol: oriental.....

[Khronos]

i need to GROW GROW GROW a few inches..

height wise.

[Onizuka-GTO]

:lol: oriental.....

Well i should say Asian, but Asian over here in the UK means "Middle Eastern" (And they say Americans are geographically challenged :rolleyes: ).
So those of us with Chinese, Korean, Japanese and other far eastern blood have to make do with "Oriental" :rolleyes:

[AztecWarrior]

Well i should say Asian, but Asian over here in the UK means "Middle Eastern" (And they say Americans are geographically challenged :rolleyes: ).
So those of us with Chinese, Korean, Japanese and other far eastern blood have to make do with "Oriental" :rolleyes:
WTF? China is no longer Asia to the British?

[Onizuka-GTO]

WTF? China is no longer Asia to the British?

Oh its Asia, but its also the Orient.
Plus they found India, Pakistan, Iraq, Afghanstan and the whole Middle Eastern block, so they got dibs on the word "Asian" first. :rolleyes:

[AztecWarrior]

Oh its Asia, but its also the Orient.
Plus they found India, Pakistan, Iraq, Afghanstan and the whole Middle Eastern block, so they got dibs on the word "Asian" first. :rolleyes:
Yeah, those Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, and Afghans had no fucking idea where they were. None of them looked down. Face it, your countrymen can no longer brag their version of English is better.