Nazi Racoons Take Europe

[Peacemaker]

Well the bastards finally took over all of continental europe.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_885832.html

[Mag]

This seems appropriate. www.ohnoes.org

[Derfud]

Sounds similair to the article I found about the Soviet King Crabs.

[Smaug]

It is in times like this that I recall the memory of a certain racoon encounter. Late one night after eating some pizza, we left the back door open with only the screen door closed. The door was right next to the table where still resided a half eaten pizza. After watching tv for a bit, I walked into the kitchen to find a racoon hanging on the screen door and gnawing at it. In conclusion I would just like to say: eat ogge first.

[AztecWarrior]

We have no choice but to call in Agent B.J. Blascowitz.

[arctik]

In conclusion I would just like to say: eat ogge first.


:rofl: :rofl:

[Jennyboo]

:rofl:

[Fragmatic]

OMG!

They'll swim over to England, and I'll have to fend them off with my plank of wood!

[OfaLoaf]

Heil Furry!

The squrriels are obviously inferior to the Racoons, and must be destroyed, for they are not of the Master species.

But on the other hand, I'm surprised no-one's said this yet
:nazi:

[ChewyLSB]

We have no choice but to call in Agent B.J. Blascowitz.

Why? So he can destroy a bunch of zombies totally unrelated to the war?

[Fragmatic]

Squirrels > Racoons

[TheRegurgitator]

I had a dream about an evil racoon last night.

[Onizuka]

http://www.p0stwh0restores.com/uploads/Onibaku/1035407032979_10596_w.jpg

[OfaLoaf]

http://www.p0stwh0restores.com/uploads/Onibaku/1035407032979_10596_w.jpg
:scared:

[TheRegurgitator]

:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

[Hezzy]

Heil der furry! :scared:

[UncleDynamite]

Nuke 'em.

[Fragmatic]

Nuke 'em.

Yeah, and take out 30miles of the surrounding area as well.

"Hey, I got some spots on my face!"
"Well why not shoot them?"

*sigh*

[UncleDynamite]

Hey, I'm just giving some friendly American advice (i.e., unreasonable and disproportionate advice).

Therefore, I say: Nuke 'em.

[AztecWarrior]

Can you say: D-Day 2?

[Kikinchikin]

They are indeed viscious animals. One time about 4 years or 5 years ago, my dad and i spotted a raccoon on our porch. He was eating catfood set out for my neighbors cat, (had been for a few months and we were wondering what was eating it). My dad called me over and we got out some nerf guns. Shot nerf arrows and balls at it when it ran away, then it retaliated by biting one of my arrows in half. We won the day however, as he never showed his face in this neck of the woods again.

[Paingiver]

I've got raccon and possum nests under my house. It sucks. I'll take out the garbage, and then when i come back the garbage can is knocked over, the trash bag is shredded, theres food and shit everywhere, and i have to clean it all up.

[Onizuka-GTO]

wow nerf weaponary. truly to be feared..... :rolleyes:

[Kyonye]

Squirrels > Racoons


by far......

[Kikinchikin]

wow nerf weaponary. truly to be feared..... :rolleyes:

When in the right hands, it should be. :twisted:

[scarpas]

Heil Furry!

The squrriels are obviously inferior to the Racoons, and must be destroyed, for they are not of the Master species.


:nazi:

THE SQUIRRELS ARE MY FRIENDS!!! YOU WILL DIE NOW!!! BY MICROWAVE!!!http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/microwave.gif

stupid evil ofa. i pity you.