i got the Flu

[lightfire]

i got the flu and i got dirrea..the liquid burning shit kind.... god help me

[Squeeky]

And how are we supposed to help you?

[SDM]

Take 9 shots of Jagermeister, a hit of high-grade acid, and a bowl of Ice cream, and call me in the morning.

[Squeeky]

What about the hookers?

[SDM]

What about the hookers?
Hell no. What if he's contagious, and calls one of my ho's? THINK Squeeks, THINK.

[Squeeky]

Ya, wouldnt wanna get a hooker who has Genital Warts, Genital Herpes, HPV, Chlamydia, AIDS, Scabies, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID), and Syphilis to get the flu....:)

[SDM]

Your vast knowledge of STDs astounds, and impresses me Squeeky.

[Squeeky]

Health class has paid off :)

Actually, Sexual Health/Education intrigues me, alot. :o. And not in a sick way either.

[SDM]

This thread cought Syphilis.

[I Hate Pants]

i got the flu and i got dirrea..the liquid burning shit kind.... god help me

party:

[Squeeky]

This thread cought Syphilis.

Prescribes this thread Penicillin

[SDM]

Originally Posted by lightfire
i got the flu and i got dirrea..the liquid burning shit kind.... god help me




party:


Best use of party: EVAR

[Onizuka]

Any drug will do.

[Corrosion]

Suicide helps lightfire.

[Onizuka]

Suicide helps lightfire.

Unless the frickin knife misses the right vein..then it hurts like hell.

[lightfire]

hey i already tryed that failed..

[Rbstr]

haha i laugh at your misfortune, take one tablespoon of iodine and you should be good

[Corrosion]

Unless the frickin knife misses the right vein..then it hurts like hell.
Ow.

[BIGTROJANMAN]

i got the flu and i got dirrea..the liquid burning shit kind.... god help me

To much info dude and yes i know what you mean. do you mean god help you or us. anyway the way i see it you could do 3 things 1. take that medicine that stops you from shitting cant remeber the name. 2. put up with it and take it like a man or 3 my favorite buy a big bag of mary jane and forget about it. :D

and no im not a pot head if any one thinks of saying it.

[Dharkbayne]

Kill yourself

[Corrosion]

1. take that medicine that stops you from shitting cant remeber the name.
X-Lax? ;)

[BIGTROJANMAN]

X-Lax? ;)

maybe i couldnt remeber is late i have been working all day.

but i still like myn 3rd idea better :)

[Setari]

i dont get sick much. When i was a few weeks old, i got kawasaki disease and was pumped full of drugs so now i cant get sick so much.

[Everay]

i had the flu last week, i only mentioned it to 1024 once in apology that i couldnt go out and get bfv, and id go the day after, still had the flu but i went, stop being a attention whore.

[scarpas]

Your vast knowledge of STDs astounds, and impresses me Squeeky.


:nod:





ps: :crapper:

[Jennyboo]

Get better light :sick: :love: :D

[Jennyboo]

Health class has paid off :)

Actually, Sexual Health/Education intrigues me, alot. :o. And not in a sick way either.
Dear God ! watch out Dr.Squeeky the Gyno :D:lol::rofl:

[Squeeky]

Dear God ! watch out Dr.Squeeky the Gyno :D:lol::rofl:


That's not a bad idea, become a gynecologist. Nothing but vaginers all day long. Of course that requires Med School, and i'm poor and have the attention span of a rat so that's sort of --HEY HOLY SHIT LOOK IT'S A COP AND HE HAS HIS SIREN ON AND IT'S GOING WOO WOO BRB!

[Jennyboo]

:rofl: