What's the worst pick-up line youve evar Heard,said,told

[WildEagle]

I wonder if the shake come with them fries, if so baby can I get them supersized.

[Mango]

"Those must be moon pants cause that ass is outta this world" (that got me a good slap)

[Corrosion]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

[Onizuka-GTO]

Is heaven missing a couple of angels? 'Cause I can see them bouncing around inside your top

:sick:

[JetRaiden]

:lol: I guess we can give our pickup lines and the ladies of PSU can judge them.

�Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?�

[mechaman]

"If you were a booger I'd pick you"

[AztecWarrior]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
That's best ever. WTF. It works on *all* women, provided they are away from other people and FAR away from police.

[WildEagle]

friend of mine"Like popsicles? want one? suck my dick"

[JetRaiden]

�I wanna treat you like a stamp: Lick you, stick you� and send you on your way.�

[Onizuka-GTO]

�I wanna treat you like a stamp: Lick you, stick you� and send you on your way.�

That is funny, but in a slappable way. :rolleyes:

[Mango]

"Baby, I'm like American Express. You shouldn't go home without me"

[Khronos]

there must be a keg in your pants because i wanna tap that ass.

[Bighoss]

I learnt that pick up lines only work when BAC levels are up pretty high. Taking advantage of a drunk chick though=not cool so I just don't use them.

[Mango]

"You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way "

[Everay]

"does this look big to you?"

[WildEagle]

Hey, if your lucky a freak will come along. Then you could hit. Only she's a slut but anyway that ain't the point.

[BIGTROJANMAN]

"You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way "

:rofl: :lol: :rofl: heard it many times its all was funny to hear.

[Mango]

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine writen all over you.

[JetRaiden]

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine writen all over you.

Quagmire.

"Any of you ladies ever been penetrated?"

[Corrosion]

That's best ever. WTF. It works on *all* women, provided they are away from other people and FAR away from police.
Just wanted to share it.

[TheRegurgitator]

"I wish I could change the alphabet to make U and I closer together."

[Onizuka-GTO]

"Baby, I'm like American Express. You shouldn't go home without me"

That's so bad, i'm lost for words. :sick:

Edit: Correction That is 2nd Bad. This is the worse.

"I wish I could change the alphabet to make U and I closer together."

:ugh:

[TheRegurgitator]

does that mean I win?

[Mango]

No, i won!

[Hezzy]

No, I won... Wait... I didn't put one in.

Ah well, I win anyway.

[Dharkbayne]

Are you tired? 'Cause you've been runnin' through my mind alllll daaaaaaaay.........

[Infernus]

Did it hurt? (girl: what?) When you fell from heaven?

it actually worked once...

[Hezzy]

Oh, I've got one.

"Pass me the soap"

[JetRaiden]

Oh, I've got one.

"Pass me the soap"

get help.

[Hezzy]

get help.

Are you trying to suggest that I should get help because I made one gay quip, in a trying to be funny kind of way? Are you homophobic? Is your name JetRaiden? Yes? Go away then.

[Paingiver]

"My love for you is like diarea, I just can't hold it in."

[SDM]

"I want to rape the shit out of you"

It works every time.

[EineBeBoP]

Is that how you got the Current GF SDM?

How about we go home and play Pearl Harbor? I'll lie down, and you blow the shit outa me!

[Infernus]

Is that how you got the Current GF SDM?

How about we go home and play Pearl Harbor? I'll lie down, and you blow the shit outa me!


Hmm... have to try that one...

[Cyanide]

I can't think of any bad ones that haven't been used already. So here are my favorites. They never work, but it's so funny to see the chicks face when you say them.

You have to say this one really fast.
"There are 2 trains traveling on the same track. One train heading west at 60 kilometers per hour, the other heading east at 597 feet per second. If train A is in England and train B is in Germany will you have sex with me?"

"If I asked you to go out with me would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?"

[Mango]

"If I asked you to go out with me would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?"

:rofl:

I'm gonna use that!

[Squeeky]

"How much for a fuck?.....$20 for an hour?...ok bitch hop in i got a room"

[Derfud]

"Hey, are you gonna finish those pretzles? Yes? Ok then, wanna have sex?"

[Khronos]

"Hey, are you gonna finish those pretzles? Yes? Ok then, wanna have sex?"


yes.

oh shitz it worked!! ohnoes :scared:

[Kaikou]

"Hey bitch, lets fuck."

[Onizuka-GTO]

Oh, I've got one.

"Pass me the soap"

:lol: :lol:

I found that actually quite funny....
Bu then maybe that's just me...... :huh:

[Derfud]

I think corrosion's was the best?

[Acaila]

If I said you had beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

[Onizuka-GTO]

If I said you had beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

erm...no? :huh:

[lightfire]

*hey babe i can tell you everything you didnt need to or want to know about Star trek and Star wars or wana fuck?*

That has Works i aint kidding my bud did that...... he got laid..... Damn him!

[lightfire]

it may have went a bit differently because he told me this about 1 year and a half go...

[Onizuka-GTO]

riiigghht...

[MrPaul]

My personal favourite:

If I were to ask for sex, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

www.linesthataregood.com

[Jennyboo]

"Hey, wanna fuck?" :lol: no lie ...just some random guy on the street :rofl: :rofl: :lol:

[WildEagle]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.


Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.


Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?


Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

[1024]

fuck i was gonna say that. i was readin gthorugh all of the posts first. :( beat me to it.

whatever..."Yo, wanna fuck?"

I got my friend to go up to this chick and ask, "Hey, do you want o have mad hot sex with me?"

[Zodiac]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
http://www.p0stwh0restores.com/uploads//Zodiac/laugh%20copy.jpg

Thats freakin' great! I think I have heard it before but I still 'loled'. :rofl:

[1024]

oh shit!! :rofl: i missed that one! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[WildEagle]

:tear: :boohoo: My Thread Is Dying

[1024]

?

[WildEagle]

I mean what I said. Noone is posting anymore stuff that's on topic.

[1024]

"Hey, want to go browse the PSU forums? :brow:"

[Derfud]

"I was hoping you and me could go to my house and grind our genitals together until various bodily fluids associated with the reproductive system have been secreted."

[Sputty]

Did it hurt? (Girl: "what?") When I injected you with this tranquilizer?
/me pokes a needle in her arm and runs off to his castle

[Doop]

"Sorry ma'am, I lost my number...could I have yours?"

[JetRaiden]

"Hey, want to go browse the PSU forums? :brow:"

how can any chick resist.

[Jennyboo]

"How much for a fuck?.....$20 for an hour?...ok bitch hop in i got a room"
Squeeky can go 1 hour? :lol: :rofl:

[1024]

how can any chick resist.
seriously, man.

[Paingiver]

"Hey Baby, Whattya say we head back to my place and play some 'Full-Contact Tetris'?"

[mechaman]

"todays word is "legs" how about you and I got back to your place and spread the word"

[Khronos]

Squeeky can go 1 hour? :lol: :rofl:

rofflwtfownt

"j00 wanna?"

[I Hate Pants]

"todays word is "legs" how about you and I got back to your place and spread the word"

:lol:

[FlakMan]

Let's do some math: add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

[Derfud]

"What did the... Fuck it, lets have sex."

[1024]

" *lays limp on floor* fuck me."

[FlakMan]

:lol:

[Onizuka]

" *lays limp on floor* fuck me."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I'm gonna try that. She'd prolly stomp on my penis though.

EDIT: wait..is that possible. wait nevermind

[Spee]

Do you wash those jeans in windex? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants"

[Rayder]

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?
I'm here now. What were your other two wishes?
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can't.

[ZeusCali]

"if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
"help i'm lost and don't remember who i am can you help me beautiful stranger?(girl:ya sure i guess) okay first i'll need a bed and a phone, you interested?"
"i, em, are you,nah, um, dam it fuck it, if god struck me dead tommorrow would you make today the happiest day of my life?"
"i have low self-esteem, so if you say no to me i'll turn gothic....don't test me....."
"hi......(stare at her eyes)........................................i'm sorry what were we talking about? I Got Lost in those two beautiful pools of eternity that you claim for eyes"

"You Look familar......were you the one in my bed last night?(girl:em no)hmmm well i'm free to night wanna have another go at it?"
"dam your leggs MUST be tired, cause you've been in my mind all day, Mind if i carry you where you wish to go? :-D"
"some people say i'm a pain in the ass, but i want another opinion, are you free tonight?"





"Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?"
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"
"So, you're a girl huh?"

" Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, 'do you want to taste my drink?' " (speak quickly or duck)
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."

"This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line. "

"Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped! "

"Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, shit, STUPID STUPID STUPID! "

"Put a pen and a $20 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the twenty and the pen. Rip the $20 in half and write your number on one half. Give the target the other half, then say call me tonight so we can figure out how to send that money, and walk away."
"Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?"
"Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption."
"I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter."
"There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you."
"If you had some nuts on the wall, would they be walnuts?(yes). If you had some nuts on your chest, would they be chestnuts?(yes) If you had some nuts on your chin, would they be chinnuts?(yes) Hell no, you'd have a dick in your mouth. "
"Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to. "

--yes i know i have to much time on my hands...

[WildEagle]

Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

[Khronos]

so i told my g/f some of these and she jjust laughed and said eww at a few

good times.