Is this wrong?

[Paingiver]

Sorry to hear that skunk, hopefully the worst of your fears won't be confirmed. I myself would talk to her in person, but don't act like you think she is cheating, or else she'll get pissed and try to make that a reaon to break up.

[SDM]

So you blame today's church for the Crusades and Medieval-age Indulgences? We regret that too, but it's not the current Pope's fault that we invaded the Holy Land!
Do you honestly think I'm going to engage in a religious debate with a 15yr old with a bad attitude in a Buttsex thread?

:doh:

[AztecWarrior]

Do you honestly think I'm going to engage in a religious debate with a 15yr old with a bad attitude in a Buttsex thread?

:doh:
No. First off, this is not a buttsex thread. He didn't give her anal.

[Kyonye]

Much Love :love:

[SkunkPunk]

Sorry to hear that skunk, hopefully the worst of your fears won't be confirmed. I myself would talk to her in person, but don't act like you think she is cheating, or else she'll get pissed and try to make that a reaon to break up.

ya im trying to get with her on the weekend but of course shes busy, im probably just pissed off about something and am taking it out on the wrong people... maybe it was the ANAL SEX?... :(

[Paingiver]

Ya, when relationships get cloudy suspicions and tensions rise. One of my friends confronted his girlfriend because he thought she was cheating on him, she got mad because she said that he didn't trust her, and she dumped him. Well it turned out she was cheating on him. My advice is to either A) talk to one of her friends about it B) Talk to her about it, but tread carefully C) take her out somewhere, maybe go to an ice cream parlor, and then walk down and catch a movie, because she may be bored in the relationship / but im not too sure, because of the little info given about the situation.

[SkunkPunk]

4:20 is coming I shouldnt be sad... Im just gonna hope for the best and keep trying to talk to her. oh yea im also quitting weed for her, and even cutting my hair! :( well i guess ill keep it long until i find out whats going on, just to be safe

[Ivan]

Oddfish, I cry now because this once great thread is now teh suck. We shall have to do this again till 4 am once again. :)

[oddfish]

Oddfish, I cry now because this once great thread is now teh suck. We shall have to do this again till 4 am once again. :)

okay, back on topic:

SDM, this is not a buttsex thread, thank you. Skunkpunk, dude, that sounds suspiciously like what happened to my much older brother. I was 14, he was 23, his girlfriend at the time pulled this similar shit, only without the online stuff. She was cheating on him with some stupid elf-looking bastard that me and my friend A.J. proceeded to beat the shit out of for keying my dad's '65 corvette, (and also for cheating on my brother but that was more an afterthought, me and my brother don't get along too well, age gap=teh suck.) Anyways, she was cheating on my brother, sorry for the drawn out story but i feel it had to be explained and elaborated on and what not. blah. anyways, your girlfriend is either cheating on you or THINKING about doing something with another guy but isn't quite sure how to break up with you. it is teh suckay, but it happens. best bet is to go see her and honestly ask her what's on her mind. talking = good in any decent relationship. if she beats around the bush then maybe it's time to say goodbye and hang with your friends for a few weeks.

two things help a guy get over a girl: hanging out with friends, or a new girl. Sex won't do it, work won't do it, only good friends or a new love interest. believe me on that.

now, brief update, she's sleeping in my bed right now. :D we were watching south park earlier and then we played Halo which she's amazingly good at, and then we talked about why Johnny Depp is awesome and then she fell asleep around 12:30.. she has the cutest smile right now. :D anways. she's asleep, so i may hit the IRC. i dunno.

[SDM]

Whether you like it or not, this is indeed a buttsex thread.:evil:

[oddfish]

Whether you like it or not, this is indeed a buttsex thread.:evil:

SDM. <-- short for Sodom, as in Sodomy. I'm starting to see it all so clearly now.

and no, this is not a buttsex thread.

Aztec, by the way, sorry if i pissed you off with the catholicism thing: i just thing that the Catholic church is full of hypocrisy.

And, Lightfire, you have never had sex, so shut the fuck up. Trust me, buddy, i can tell. The closest your dick has been to a girl is when you scoot past them at lunch time to get to your seat next to all your little friends to talk about what it would be like to have sex with a girl, and make jokes about fucking each others' mothers. you've never had sex, so stop pretending like you're hot shit. i'm not gonnas ask for pics, because that's just plain fucking immature. what i am going to ask for is that you stop lying to all of us and quit being such a little bitch. in fact, i forsee you as a virgin until you're about 32, in which case you'll have sex with a 58 year old hungarian slut name Lula. You'll pay her the eleven dollars and seven cents for the one and a half minutes of sex you have, and then you'll go home and go to sleep without taking a shower, then you'll call in to work at mcdonalds the next day and tell them you're sick. then, you'll go and contemplate your life, whereby you will get in your rusty 1993 chevy cavalier with no back window and a donut for the frunt left tire, and drive to the local sperm bank to jerk off for enough money to pay the phone bill so you can still call your sex line every other night. you'll become old and tottery and you'll live a sad lonely life.

you can change this now by coming clean and telling us all that you are a blatant liar and that you've never had sex and that you masterbate constantly to old playboys from 1978 that your dad hides under the mattress in his bedroom. okay? great. thanks. love you too.

[Dharkbayne]

SDM. <-- short for Sodom, as in Sodomy. I'm starting to see it all so clearly now.

and no, this is not a buttsex thread.

Aztec, by the way, sorry if i pissed you off with the catholicism thing: i just thing that the Catholic church is full of hypocrisy.

And, Lightfire, you have never had sex, so shut the fuck up. Trust me, buddy, i can tell. The closest your dick has been to a girl is when you scoot past them at lunch time to get to your seat next to all your little friends to talk about what it would be like to have sex with a girl, and make jokes about fucking each others' mothers. you've never had sex, so stop pretending like you're hot shit. i'm not gonnas ask for pics, because that's just plain fucking immature. what i am going to ask for is that you stop lying to all of us and quit being such a little bitch. in fact, i forsee you as a virgin until you're about 32, in which case you'll have sex with a 58 year old hungarian slut name Lula. You'll pay her the eleven dollars and seven cents for the one and a half minutes of sex you have, and then you'll go home and go to sleep without taking a shower, then you'll call in to work at mcdonalds the next day and tell them you're sick. then, you'll go and contemplate your life, whereby you will get in your rusty 1993 chevy cavalier with no back window and a donut for the frunt left tire, and drive to the local sperm bank to jerk off for enough money to pay the phone bill so you can still call your sex line every other night. you'll become old and tottery and you'll live a sad lonely life.

you can change this now by coming clean and telling us all that you are a blatant liar and that you've never had sex and that you masterbate constantly to old playboys from 1978 that your dad hides under the mattress in his bedroom. okay? great. thanks. love you too.

:rofl: pwnt.

[oddfish]

:rofl: pwnt.

why thank you, Dhark.

[martyr]

unholy ownage raining down from the skies unto lightfire

breathtaking... absolutely brilliant. and thoroughly deserved.

hip hip.

[oddfish]

lightfire's penis needs to be liberated from his body.

[Octavian]

lightfire's penis needs to be liberated from his body.

How do you know he has a penis?

[oddfish]

How do you know he has a penis?

*sigh* because he does. it's called reality. problem on his end is that he claims to have used it when he clearly never has: i repeat:

And, Lightfire, you have never had sex, so shut the fuck up. Trust me, buddy, i can tell. The closest your dick has been to a girl is when you scoot past them at lunch time to get to your seat next to all your little friends to talk about what it would be like to have sex with a girl, and make jokes about fucking each others' mothers. you've never had sex, so stop pretending like you're hot shit. i'm not gonnas ask for pics, because that's just plain fucking immature. what i am going to ask for is that you stop lying to all of us and quit being such a little bitch. in fact, i forsee you as a virgin until you're about 32, in which case you'll have sex with a 58 year old hungarian slut name Lula. You'll pay her the eleven dollars and seven cents for the one and a half minutes of sex you have, and then you'll go home and go to sleep without taking a shower, then you'll call in to work at mcdonalds the next day and tell them you're sick. then, you'll go and contemplate your life, whereby you will get in your rusty 1993 chevy cavalier with no back window and a donut for the frunt left tire, and drive to the local sperm bank to jerk off for enough money to pay the phone bill so you can still call your sex line every other night. you'll become old and tottery and you'll live a sad lonely life.

there ya have it. i hope the shithead reads this.

[Rayder]

Wow... you do realize of course, that you spelled "front" wrong?

[SDM]

Wow... you do realize of course, that you spelled "front" wrong?
:rofl:

[Zodiac]

Why is this shitty thread still alive? :confused:

[oddfish]

Wow... you do realize of course, that you spelled "front" wrong?


who spelled front wrong?

and, zodiac, if you don't like it, don't post. jeez. why must people bitch?

[Zodiac]

who spelled front wrong?

and, zodiac, if you don't like it, don't post. jeez. why must people bitch?Bite me, I wasn't bitching, notice my :confused: ?

I am baffled as to how the last 15 pages have been filled with absolutely nothing but still the thread lives on.

[Rayder]

Last time I checked, nothing didn't fill up space.

[Everay]

you must not be familiar with abstract theoretical physics then. and astronomy, and normal physicis too.

[Rayder]

Ah, but you see? There is no "nothing." There is always something filling up something else. Nothing does not exist.

[Dharkbayne]

who spelled front wrong?

and, zodiac, if you don't like it, don't post. jeez. why must people bitch?

with a donut for the left frunt tire
:rolleyes:

[oddfish]

dhark, i already figured that out. Rayder pointed it out to me in IRC and i didn't fix it because it was too late by then. anyways, i spelled "front" wrong. please forgive me. i'll go sit in the retard room forever. :tear: :tear: :tear: :doh:

[I Hate Pants]

I think this thread has dragged on long enough.

[oddfish]

I think this thread has dragged on long enough.


agreed. i hope this post is the last.


in fact: :stoppost:

this thread was never supposed to go this far. oh well.

[Peacemaker]

What conclusion did you come to? I dont have the time to read 19 pages of posts to find out.

[oddfish]

my final decision on the matter is that me and her are going to see where this goes. it's kind of just one dimensional right now. i doubt that'll change, but, we get along pretty well and the other part of our relationship is awesome, so, yeah. we're just gonna see where this is gonna go.

[ZeusCali]

bring out-underwear-gamer-chick to psu!! lol jk congrats i guess would be appropriate(sp?) hope you have a great relationship with Sleeping Beauty(most hot girls look great sleeping)