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SDM
2004-04-17, 05:46 PM
http://www.roanokeballet.org/index.php

NASCAR Ballet centers around 20 ballet and modern dancers (who represent cars) who circle a forty foot horseshoe track that banks around the corner complete with break away railings.
This is going to sell right-the-fuck out.
Mag-Mower
2004-04-17, 05:56 PM
great, ballet for nascar!oooh much fun! watch some people prace arround, pretending they are cars! why must the things i love be destroyed by a really dumb idea!
Corrosion
2004-04-17, 05:59 PM
These people should die. now.
Retroactive
2004-04-17, 06:00 PM
lame.
1024
2004-04-17, 06:58 PM
wtf.
Sputty
2004-04-17, 07:01 PM
Fuck....
The south needs to be burned
OfaLoaf
2004-04-17, 07:04 PM
That already happened before. Appearently, the last time it happened, it was because this thing call 'The Confederacy'.
Jaged
2004-04-17, 07:11 PM
:huh:
dscytherulez
2004-04-17, 07:43 PM
Omg...
AztecWarrior
2004-04-18, 01:30 AM
That's it, I'm moving out of the South.
Setari
2004-04-18, 01:31 AM
That's it, I'm moving out of the South.
Everay
2004-04-18, 02:54 AM
dont blame all the south, the north has fuck ups too, dont tell me that shitty asian singer dude didnt come from some place up north.
martyr
2004-04-18, 03:02 AM
right. he came from asia.
Kikinchikin
2004-04-18, 03:06 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Even I, being the avid NASCAR fan that I am, think this is goofy.
ViperGTS
2004-04-18, 07:49 AM
:huh:
Biohazzard56
2004-04-18, 11:55 AM
N.A.S.C.A.R = Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Actually, more people here care about football but when the games are on im outside mowning the yard and I can still hear rednecks cussing at their TVs :(
Mr1337Duck
2004-04-18, 12:48 PM
All dancers are gay. Except strippers, most of them are straight/bi. And I mean the female ones, the men are without doubt a bunch of fruitcakes.
Mag
2004-04-18, 02:05 PM
Watch the excitement as the dancers run around in circles...
WildEagle
2004-04-18, 02:14 PM
That's it, I'm moving out of the South.
I left in June:D
Kikinchikin
2004-04-18, 03:04 PM
N.A.S.C.A.R = Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Actually, more people here care about football but when the games are on im outside mowning the yard and I can still hear rednecks cussing at their TVs :(


Non athletic? Let's see you try to steer a 750 hp beast around a half mile track 500 times (2000 turns). Ever wonder why the drivers are drenched in sweat after the race is over?

Centered around rednecks? You must be stuck in the past, because NASCAR has become one of the most popular sports in the country, with one of the most diverse group of followers. If you were telling me this in the 1970's, then maybe I would agree with you.
Heavygain
2004-04-18, 03:13 PM
ROFLMFAO! ballet for jeff gordon, I wasnt quite sure of his sexuality from the start.
Setari
2004-04-18, 03:30 PM
Non athletic? Let's see you try to steer a 750 hp beast around a half mile track 500 times (2000 turns). Ever wonder why the drivers are drenched in sweat after the race is over?

Centered around rednecks? You must be stuck in the past, because NASCAR has become one of the most popular sports in the country, with one of the most diverse group of followers. If you were telling me this in the 1970's, then maybe I would agree with you.
his interpretation of the word NASCAR was a joke in case you didn't notice.
Zodiac
2004-04-18, 04:16 PM
These guys are fucktards, us real southerners beat people like this with two by four's for fun.

edit: btw, im just kidding. I don't give a shit what kids on the net have to saw about North, South, East, or West.
Kikinchikin
2004-04-18, 04:53 PM
his interpretation of the word NASCAR was a joke in case you didn't notice.


I didn't, nor do I care.
Hamma
2004-04-18, 09:57 PM
nascar ballet :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Squeeky
2004-04-18, 10:02 PM
nascar ballet :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Hamma
2004-04-18, 10:03 PM
wtf, ban.
Squeeky
2004-04-18, 10:04 PM
OH SHITS! :love:
SDM
2004-04-18, 10:10 PM
Squeeky and I already have tickets. He's wearing the dress this time. I had to be the bitch for Easter at his mom's.
Acaila
2004-04-18, 11:30 PM
Perhaps they are just trying to the draw the massive gay population of the US away from dog shows and to the proverbial bossom of Nascar.
OneManArmy
2004-04-18, 11:34 PM
Centered around rednecks? You must be stuck in the past, because NASCAR has become one of the most popular sports in the country, with one of the most diverse group of followers. If you were telling me this in the 1970's, then maybe I would agree with you.


and thats exactally why shit like this pops up. because the rednecks let it get popular.
AztecWarrior
2004-04-18, 11:50 PM
NASCAR sucks not because of its fan base, but because it's the same shit. Roundy-round racing EVERY FREAKING RACE for hours on end. CART/F1 are harder, but CART is shit.
OneManArmy
2004-04-18, 11:52 PM
told ya, rally racing is where its at. never a dull moment.