[CONTEST]2nd Official PSU Photoshop thread!

[Dharkbayne]

Welcome to the 2nd official PSU Photoshop contest! The rules are:

1. Contest ends in at 8:30 PST, April 21, 2004, exactly 3 days from now. NO EXCEPTIONS
2. You may make as many submission as you want, but please edit them into your original post if possible, to keep it organized.
3. Follow the forum rules, i.e. No nudity
4. At the end of the 3 days, the community will vote, and I will tally them up and announce the winner. The prize is : A cookeh.
The image to photoshop is THIS (http://www6.epochtimes.com/i4/309063953945.jpg)

[AztecWarrior]

That's it, I'm installing my dad's copy of Photoshop.

[martyr]

i think i'll finally upgrade mine from 6 to 7. but ... i don't have any idea what to do with this. i can't do anything *too* bad because triggar likes kerry.

hmmmmmmm.

[SDM]

PAINT BITCHES!

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9583/zzzt.jpg
This ad paid for by Kerry's Army of Crazy Black Bitches. ***** please.

[Setari]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: this is gonna be fun. coupled with my odd hate for both kerry and his chin and then that weird looking lady that SDM multiplied.

[Everay]

you know, i read a interesting article about hanoi jane, and of course she was a hippy like kerry back then too. oh well, i dont have photoshop yet.

[Cyanide]

http://www.clanbbw.com/publicimg/data/images/JFKcrowd.jpg

[l3lizz4rd]

http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v70/l3lizz4rd/fap.jpg

[eXoSloth]

http://www.konfuzzled.com/upload/kerry.jpg

[HunterKiller]

PAINT BITCHES!

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9583/zzzt.jpg
This ad paid for by Kerry's Army of Crazy Black Bitches. ***** please.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[1024]

I don't have the time.

[Fragmatic]

I don't have the time.

I do, but just no ideas :(

[Corrosion]

I do, but just no ideas :(
Yo frag get on MSN in about 8 hours cuz I got one.

[Fragmatic]

Yo frag get on MSN in about 8 hours cuz I got one.

8 hours?!

I'm on it now!

[Fragmatic]

This took way too long to do.

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/zombiepolitics.jpg

[Electrofreak]

I think the prize is going to Fragmatic :p

[Destiny]

A quick 5 minuter while at work :)

http://www.clanvenom.co.uk/clint.jpg

[Dharkbayne]

I don't have the time.

lies.

[SDM]

lies.
I don't see a pic from you yet Turdburglar.

[Squeeky]

SDM = WINNAR :rofl:

[Onizuka]

Frag wins.

[Dharkbayne]

I don't see a pic from you yet Turdburglar.

I can't think of anything. :doh: :p

[Indecisive]

I'd say frag wins. Solely on the fact that it looks more professional.

[Fragmatic]

eXoSloth wins my vote, the facial expression is classic!

[OfaLoaf]

I shoved it together in 7 minutes... crappy, but no one had done it.
http://mail.chartermi.net/~mikekc/kerryrambo.jpg

[Fragmatic]

Dubya Tee Eff?!

[OfaLoaf]

Dubya Tee Eff?!
I need to practice doing this sorta stuff. Hush.

[Angel_of_Death]

:rofl: Loaf's is the greatest.

[EarlyDawn]

I vote for Loaf.

[Neon Apocalypse]

sdm wins

ill make one tomorrow

[1024]

lies.A
ctually to tell you the truth, im uprgrading my comp, and i need to find a new warez version of PS 7.0. :(


And Frag wins. Defiently the best.

[martyr]

i vote for frag.

[Fragmatic]

yay!

[eXoSloth]

w00t! One vote!

[EnorganiK]

Hmmm...

http://img43.photobucket.com/albums/v132/enorganik/kerryscream.jpg

[Fragmatic]

w00t! One vote!

And well deserved it is too!

[martyr]

http://www.brentroad.com/photos/00263063.jpg

i hereby abstain from the competition.

edit: unless you can name every face in this picture. then i guess you're allowed to vote for it.

[SDM]

:clap: woohoo Martyr!!:clap:

[Dharkbayne]

http://www.brentroad.com/photos/00263063.jpg

i hereby abstain from the competition.

edit: unless you can name every face in this picture. then i guess you're allowed to vote for it.
:eek: :thumbsup:

[Fragmatic]

:rofl: at pic of me in there! :P Nice one!

[Indecisive]

AHHH. Im in there. With a bonnet hat. BAAAn.

[Kikinchikin]

my vote goes to SDM

[Triggar]

http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v67/ERAUpilot/jkerry.jpg

[Squeeky]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *breathes* AHHAHAHA



Holy shit Angela, that is fucking win. AHAHAH

[Everay]

:rofl: i love maytrs picture there, with mini mani in it. Ph34r

[martyr]

i tried to get the weird guy to look like he was locking gaze with mini-mani

[Neon Apocalypse]

thats not all UV talks about

i wonder if squeeky was the least bit mad there

[Triggar]

Maybe not in real life, but in the forums and in IRC she certainly does.

And also, no, he wasn't mad. He LOVED it :)

[Squeeky]

thats not all UV talks about

i wonder if squeeky was the least bit mad there


1. Yes, yes it is. In IRC, Forums, and IRL.
2. Not in the least bit, comedy platinum.

[Triggar]

comedy platinum

Who rules?

O'DOYLE RULES!

[Squeeky]

Who rules?

O'DOYLE RULES!

"Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. No, conditionaer is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh really?" (http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=5446&sound=110)

[Triggar]

Really Fool!!

[xmodum]

Nice Avatar squeeks....btw, funny linkage

[Triggar]

I had that wav file on loop in my WinAmp...

...my roommates thought I was psychotic.

[martyr]

you wanna see "psychotic triggar"? i have the picture to prove it... hehe

[Smaug]

you wanna see "psychotic triggar"? i have the picture to prove it... hehe

LINK!!!

[Triggar]

Haha, he pointed his gun at me first.

[Squeeky]

Link!!!!!!

[martyr]

ok, ok... lets see.

here it is:
http://er7600.com/photos/IMG_4771.jpg

and here's what prompted it:
http://er7600.com/photos/IMG_4770.jpg

[Neon Apocalypse]

oh noes triggar is part of the italian mafia run

[Electrofreak]

Note the escaped convict in the crowd, right behind the fapping man.

I mean, theres no other explanation, who wears large white and black stripes?!

[Triggar]

I have no idea what Electrofreak is talking about.

I am not part of the Italian Mafia.

THE GUN WAS NOT LOADED!! :crapper:

[Electrofreak]

/me points to the picture. The guy wearing the white-and-black shirt that looks like he escaped from a jail.

Ah well... was trying to be amusing...:(

[SDM]

The complete lack of respect for firearms concerns me. Someones going to end up dead.
OMGIWASSUREITWAS'NTLOADED

[Triggar]

Haha, SDM, that group that you saw in the picture are five of the most mature, responsible people.

Before any of us handle a weapon, we check the magazine and know how many bullets are in there. We check the chamber and confirm that it is empty. We check the safety and confirm it is on. Even then, we don't point it at anything we wouldn't want to shoot (with the exception of those pictures, but it was doubly confirmed that the weapons were empty and our fingers were well outside the triggerguard).

I'm hesitant to point my gun at someone when it's in pieces and I'm cleaning it - after I know that it is a physical impossibility that the gun could fire.

[martyr]

she's right, you know.

besides, a loaded gun looks like this: http://er7600.com/photos/IMG_4764_1_.jpg

[Triggar]

But seriously, let's see more photoshopped John Kerry pictures.

[Biohazzard56]

I wasnt in their, Ill do another thread like this one when the contest is over.

Martyr's is the best.

[Biohazzard56]

ok, ok... lets see.

here it is:
http://er7600.com/photos/IMG_4771.jpg

and here's what prompted it:
http://er7600.com/photos/IMG_4770.jpg

I Supposed you havent taken your hunter's safety course.

[Triggar]

Shoot not, lest ye be not shot?

[Electrofreak]

uhm yeah lets get past the gun thing and see some more 'shops.

[MrPaul]

I made a carppy (5-10 min job) in Imageready, but because it has a JPG as a layer it won't let me save it as a GIF. Is there anyway to get round this? I tried pasting it as a new layer, but no success.

[Fragmatic]

Save it as a jpeg, then as a gif.

[MrPaul]

It's an animation. So I want to go straight to GIF, otherwise I only have a single fram animation. Which isn't really an animation...

[Corrosion]

:rofl: Since I got included, it gets my vote!

[Dharkbayne]

Okay, contest is over, votes in!

[Triggar]

I vote for the sweet ass one with UV.

Or the Martyr Collage Of Doom.

[martyr]

i reiterate my vote for frag.

(edit: the uv one's great too, of course)

[Triggar]

Frag's brains earn an honorable silver medal.

[Fragmatic]

oops:

[Squeeky]

I vote for UV one.

[Triggar]

:bouncy:

[Smaug]

tie between martyr/frag, just count as half votes for each I suppose....

[Mag]

Frag.

[Queensidecastle]

Frag, cause that zombie shit had to take hours

[SDM]

I vote Fragmatic, but for the "Half ass-slap some shit together-and hope it has funnay" category, I give myself the Golden Nipple award.

[Indecisive]

Make a poll.

[JetRaiden]

I vote Fragmatic, but for the "Half ass-slap some shit together-and hope it has funnay" category, I give myself the Golden Nipple award.

:huh:

[Dharkbayne]

Make a poll.

Not supposed to make threads about other threads I thought, and it won't let me edit a poll in.

[AztecWarrior]

ok, ok... lets see.

here it is:
http://er7600.com/photos/IMG_4771.jpg

and here's what prompted it:
http://er7600.com/photos/IMG_4770.jpg
That's it, I don't trust any of you with guns anymore. GG

[ViperGTS]

I vote for Triggars.

[Neon Apocalypse]

this thread sucks due to lack of contestants

i didnt have any ideas so :chill:

[martyr]

i don't think politics are all that great for photoshopping contests.

i don't follow them closely enough to really do any good with them, at least.

i'd prefer a picture like this one for photoshopping fun:

http://qah.de/madart.de/irc/cp4_foto/images/holyshit.jpg

ugly people, lots of space around subject, good contrast, and potential for interaction w/ eye direction and hand posture.

[Triggar]

I vote for Triggars.

SCORE! I WIN! :p