[Image] OMG SNAKE ON MY PORCH!

[Squeeky]

So, i'm sitting at my computer masturbating with the window open so i can have a breeze (when i get tickled by a breeze, it makes me excited). Anyways, all of a sudden i hear "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!". The most dramatic scream in the world, i throw on pants and run down stairs and see that my downstairs neighbor is standing on her porch with a phone in her hand. I ask her if she is ok, and she points under the stairs i'm standing on. I turn and see a cute wittle snake. The Management people from the office came over and the Fire Department was called. WOO WOO! Sexy Firemen!


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OMG SNAKE!


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Here comes da woo woo!


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Fireman poking the snake with his stick


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OMG THOSE ASSHOLES! THEY ARE DECAPITATING IT :( :( :(


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hehe jk, they are only picking up the snake!


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The amazing three man team of our city's finest wrangle this bugger into a pillow case


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Off they go! (not the fat lady with a bucket, tee hee)

[Onizuka]

Down here we'd find some roughneck to come and grab it by the teeth and throw it.

[Jaged]

I find it funny how you take pictures of every event in your life to post on PSU.

[Squeeky]

We are prissy people from San Diego. We need to call Firemen when we see a small snake :lol:

BTW, I would have wrangled the snake myself, but the fat lady with the bucket said "No, stay away, it could be poisonous" :doh:

I find it funny how you take pictures of every event in your life to post on PSU.

Right, because your threads are so totally awesome. Shut up.

[Onizuka]

I find it funny how you take pictures of every event in your life to post on PSU.

What life is that? :p jk.

Oh well, it's cool... Squeeky's like that, and thats cool.

[Derfud]

Wow, that story made me laugh, especially the masturbating part at the beginning.

[Jaged]

Yeah, its cool. But only cool to fellow nerds like us. :p

[Paingiver]

It took a fireman, and two police officers to put a little snake in a bag? Wth!? Does your city have no crime and is filled with triggerhappy, impulsive police officers?

[Squeeky]

Wow, that story made me laugh, especially the masturbating part at the beginning.

Oh well, it's cool... Squeeky's like that, and thats cool.


Glad SOME people appreciate my threads. :love:

[Squeeky]

It took a fireman, and two police officers to put a little snake in a bag? Wth!? Does your city have no crime and is filled with triggerhappy, impulsive police officers?

No, it was a 3 man crew from that truck. Our city has very high crime (6 gangs, top 5 cities with gangs in SD County). But ya, it was kinda funny watching everyone scream as these guys arched there bodies to try and stay away from the harmless little snake.

[Biohazzard56]

Should have shot the snake

[JakeLogan]

:huh:

[Onizuka]

Should have shot the snake

No. If it's harmless, just pick it up and put it in the woods. It's trying to kill you now is it?

[1024]

You should of just thrown a brick at it.

[Indecisive]

I ran one over with a lawnmower once.




Im pretty sure it was an accident though.

[Jaged]

No. If it's harmless, just pick it up and put it in the woods. It's trying to kill you now is it?
Who cares if it is trying to harm you? Its legal to shoot it. Plus shooting things is fun. That is unless you are a hippy or something. :mad:






jk :love: I know your not a god damn hippy

[Onizuka]

I don't take pleasure in killing things...cept spiders, insects and other things that piss me off. Now if the snake was poisonous, I'd kill it as quickly as possible.

[scarpas]

cool.

[Indecisive]

CRIKEY.

[BUGGER]

The amazing three man team of our city's finest wrangle this bugger into a pillow case
DONT USE MY NAME IN VEIN!!!

But that snake aint poisonis. I see those on my driveway all the time. Next time i see one i'll take a pic of it. If your lucky, you can see it after my dog mauls it.


n that fat woman is like a fucking viking with her hair like that.

[Hamma]

We have animal control for that, not the fire department :rofl:

[mechaman]

BTW, I would have wrangled the snake myself, but the fat lady with the bucket said "No, stay away, it could be poisonous" :doh:


Red touches black your OK jack
Red touches yellow your a dead fellow

[ViperGTS]

Squeeky is eating good tonight...

[eXoSloth]

http://www.thzclan.com/cam/squeeky/Images/snake/snake-1.jpg


:hitit:

[Jennyboo]

i hate snakes :scared:

[Everay]

i was out at the ranch my family owns, we got a shotgun for a snake.

[martyr]

i can't figure out for the life of me what that snake is. closest i can guess is some kinda kingsnake.

edit: but the tail pattern throws me way off.

they didn't tell you what it was, did they squeek?

[JetRaiden]

We have animal control for that, not the fire department :rofl:

:lol: :lol:

yea, they dont like making house calls for that. One time my brother called 911 when the toaster wasnt working. the fire department came, and it turns out it wasnt plugged in.

[Triggar]

Squeeky, your photo montage was both funny and appreciated.

Keep up the good work but lube up so that you don't get blisters.

[Smaug]

:lol: :lol:

yea, they dont like making house calls for that. One time my brother called 911 when the toaster wasnt working. the fire department came, and it turns out it wasnt plugged in.

So did he get his ass kicked by a horde of angry fireman?

[JetRaiden]

So did he get his ass kicked by a horde of angry fireman?

no they just mummbled obscenities on their way out and I got to pet a K-9 unit dog. :p

theres been more false alarms at my house in the past decade then fires in my neighborhood. so Im no stranger to the emergency response force.

[UncleDynamite]

Im pretty sure it was an accident though.

I like how you're not exactly sure about that.

Here comes da woo woo!

This made me laugh really hard for some reason. :lol:

[Squeeky]

i can't figure out for the life of me what that snake is. closest i can guess is some kinda kingsnake.


A type of king snake

[AztecWarrior]

I'm surprised nobody has done the following:

..Badger Badger AAH SNAKE A SNAKE! SNAKE, A SNAKE! OOOH, IT'S A SNAAAKE...

[Triggar]

http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v67/ERAUpilot/fatty.jpg

::insert UV joke here::

[Bighoss]

I use to live in the New York Country side and we always got invaded by evil snaping turtles. I remeber once our neighbors dog got fucking mauled.

[AztecWarrior]

At the lake where my team rows after school there is at least one alligator. One has died, there is at least one more. This is why nobody goes out in the easy-to-flip one-man boats anymore.

[Cyanide]

Wow. It takes 3 firemen to pick-up and bag 1 freakin corn snake. And people wonder why California is in debt.

[Cyanide]

Bah! This must be a Windows webserver. Internal server error my butt!

[BUGGER]

http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v67/ERAUpilot/fatty.jpg
LOOK AT HER HAIR!!!!! She's like a fucking viking with that hair!!!!




My grandma had a badger in her house once (like 3 years ago). We dont know how but it somehow started in the upstairs closet. So everyone had to move down the the basement while the bitch roamed in the upstairs. Then somehow it got the whole house to it self so they had to call animal control and they stayed in a hotel for a while.


They came home and found the house poopridden.

[HawkEye]

:rofl: :rofl: great story squeeky

[martyr]

poopridden.

[Sputty]

OH ma. What a silly snake. He just wanted love from Squeeky(not that evil kind of Squeeky love)
I'd squeeze him

[Neon Apocalypse]

Are kings snakes poisonous? I couldn't tell very well from the head of it. If it has a wide head then its definitely poisonous.

Nice story squeeky.

Does anyone like trouser snakes?

[HunterKiller]

LOOK AT HER HAIR!!!!! She's like a fucking viking with that hair!!!!




My grandma had a badger in her house once (like 3 years ago). We dont know how but it somehow started in the upstairs closet. So everyone had to move down the the basement while the bitch roamed in the upstairs. Then somehow it got the whole house to it self so they had to call animal control and they stayed in a hotel for a while.


They came home and found the house poopridden.

:rofl:

[MrPaul]

Are kings snakes poisonous?
I actually own two King Snakes. (And Two Corns =P) They're technically poisonous (they have venom) but they cant use it (venom sacks aren't attached to fangs.) Anyway.. yeah, snakes are harmless, over in America you have sharks n stuff, right? (well, maybe not inland) so I'd be more worried about them tbh.

[Dharkbayne]

yeah, but you don't walk out of your house and find a great white shark on your porch.

[Sputty]

yeah, but you don't walk out of your house and find a great white shark on your porch.
great white:
http://knollsoft.com/greatwhite.jpg