Mini-Mani Strikes Again!

[Manitou]

I shared this in the CDL forums, but felt it needed to be shared here as well. :D

So I get home last night and work in the yard a little. My daughter gets home with Mini-Mani and I promptly grab the tot. I am holding him by the waist while he stands on my lap. He is all excited and is smiling at me. Everyone is sitting around watching TV. Suddenly a loud explosive burst of flatulance erupts from Mini-Mani and from the sounds of it, there is substance with the gas! I start laughing and tell his mommy she has some work to do.

She gets the little chemical attacker and wisks him off to the decontamination station. I am sitting there watching TV still when I see her boyfriend go running out the front door and I hear Mini-Mani's mommy call out to me to help. I get up and quickly move to the decon station to witness my daughter overwhelmed by another burst of noxious gasses accompanied by a stream of lethal chemical agent that has erupted from Mini-Mani while his diaper was OFF! The offensive agent is on the wall, on the decon station and on my daughter who is now in the bathroom wretching into the toilet. I proceed to take over the decon duties (having much more experience in this area than my daughter) and I run through the process of sterilizing, well, just about everything within a 10 foot radius of Mini-Mani's buttocks. My daughter's boyfriend, meanwhile, is still outside dry heaving.

Once again I am proud of my grandson's amazing ability to disable his foes with a devastating attack!

[321]

:lol:. Her boyfriend ran away :rofl:.

[Mango]

:thumbsup:

[Corrosion]

:lol: Mini-Mani ROX!

[Everay]

:lol: mini mani ninja strikes again!

[ViperGTS]

Wow...wow...wow...

[Neon Apocalypse]

what are you feedin the kid?

[Manitou]

what are you feedin the kid?We sprinkle C4 flakes on his veggies.

[Sputty]

I'm glad there were no pictures(I hate all babies)

[Kikinchikin]

I'm glad there were no pictures(I hate all babies)
omfg BAN! you can't hate mini mani!

[Electrofreak]

:rofl:

If he can do that at THIS age, imagine when he grows up! :lol:

[Triggar]

Haha, train him to do that in later years.

[Electrofreak]

Dude, I have finally found a thread fitting for this smiley!

:crapper:

[Triggar]

Haha, I just used it in another thread, completely randomly.

[Electrofreak]

:(

[SDM]

I shared this in the CDL forums, but felt it needed to be shared here as well. :D

So I get home last night and work in the yard a little. My daughter gets home with Mini-Mani and I promptly grab the tot. I am holding him by the waist while he stands on my lap. He is all excited and is smiling at me. Everyone is sitting around watching TV. Suddenly a loud explosive burst of flatulance erupts from Mini-Mani and from the sounds of it, there is substance with the gas! I start laughing and tell his mommy she has some work to do.

She gets the little chemical attacker and wisks him off to the decontamination station. I am sitting there watching TV still when I see her boyfriend go running out the front door and I hear Mini-Mani's mommy call out to me to help. I get up and quickly move to the decon station to witness my daughter overwhelmed by another burst of noxious gasses accompanied by a stream of lethal chemical agent that has erupted from Mini-Mani while his diaper was OFF! The offensive agent is on the wall, on the decon station and on my daughter who is now in the bathroom wretching into the toilet. I proceed to take over the decon duties (having much more experience in this area than my daughter) and I run through the process of sterilizing, well, just about everything within a 10 foot radius of Mini-Mani's buttocks. My daughter's boyfriend, meanwhile, is still outside dry heaving.

Once again I am proud of my grandson's amazing ability to disable his foes with a devastating attack!
:rofl: :rofl: RUN AWAY! RUN AAAWWAAAAAYYY!!!

[martyr]

now i'm especially happy with my 'shop arrangement of mini-mani and the disgusted-looking guy

http://www.brentroad.com/photos/00263063.jpg

[Manitou]

:rofl: :rofl:
omg hahahahahahaha

[Squeeky]

Mini-Mani is the taliban? CHEMICAL WARFARE IS TEH NOES MINI-MANI! BAD MINI-MANI!

[FlakMan]

Dude, I have finally found a thread fitting for this smiley!

:crapper:
:lol:

Right after it finished its dump, the gun fired in your sig

[Onizuka-GTO]

:lol:

Oh my! That paint such a disgusting picture! :lol:

Your a Super Grandad Manitou! Nothing like a hardened veteran to cope with a leathal Mini-Mani Ninja Strike! :lol:

Oh and nice college Martyr!!
p34r me! :groovy:

[SDM]

Mani must have accidentally got the box of FruityPebbles mixed up with this:

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/4976/crap.jpg

It happens. Honest mistake.

[Hamma]

Mini-Mani > *

[Mag]

Indeed, and SDM, how the hell do you have a picture for every thread anyone makes? It boggles the mind.

[JetRaiden]

:lol: :lol:


omfg this thread is great.

[Sputty]

http://knollsoft.com/sputty/clubber.jpg

[Fragmatic]

Best. Thread. EVAR!

[EineBeBoP]

:rofl: Mani has powers beyond our comprehension.

[TheN00b]

ROFLMAO :rofl: :rofl: Go M&M!

[Triggar]

I want pictures of Mini-Mani's bowels of mass destruction aftermath.

[FlakMan]

When you're standin' on a latter and you feel somethin' splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea

[mechaman]

I want pictures of Mini-Mani's bowels of mass destruction aftermath.
:scared: why?

[Indecisive]

Im reminded of the Crank Yankers ad that mentioned "what will win? Poopy time?"

*Puppet squirts shit all over the walls*

[AztecWarrior]

o_O

Wow.

[SDM]

Indeed, and SDM, how the hell do you have a picture for every thread anyone makes? It boggles the mind.
Magic.

[Indecisive]

now i'm especially happy with my 'shop arrangement of mini-mani and the disgusted-looking guy

http://www.brentroad.com/photos/00263063.jpg


Yes. But I still have a bonnet on.

Bonnetban.

[Corrosion]

:rofl: I'm to the right of you Gohan. (top right of Hamma)

[Manitou]

I want pictures of Mini-Mani's bowels of mass destruction aftermath.:eek:
No you don't! :lol: ;)

[Strygun]

:rofl:

[Jennyboo]

:lol: Mini mani is cute .. his proud Grandpapa is a sweet heart ..:rofl: her boyfriend ran away :lol: she was getting sick ....heheh just a little poo :lol:

[Hamma]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That photoshop owns :lol:

[Kyonye]

Amazed you shared it....but happy. made me laugh :rofl:

[Jennyboo]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That photoshop owns :lol:
Indeed and Hamma looks so sexy in it :brow:

[Triggar]

I think it's hilarious when babies do things like that.

I bet he laughed as he did it, didn't he?

[Manitou]

I think it's hilarious when babies do things like that.

I bet he laughed as he did it, didn't he?When I went in there, he had this look on his face like "What?" Then when he saw me come in there he smiled and giggled like nothing had happened. He was grabbing his feet and cooing. Such a deadly weapon with such an innocent covering. It was classic.

[Kyonye]

When I went in there, he had this look on his face like "What?" Then when he saw me come in there he smiled and giggled like nothing had happened. He was grabbing his feet and cooing. Such a deadly weapon with such an innocent covering. It was classic.


lol mani........babies will be babies.....

[Squeeky]

http://www.dragonwolves.com/manitou/ManiCam/manicam.jpg

OMG SO CUTE!!!!!!