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�nited St�tes Toughens Image With Umlauts
WASHINGTON, DC�In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the �nited St�tes of �merica. "Much like M�tley Cr�e and Mot�rhead, the �nited St�tes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the �merican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."
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?���t�d St�t�s r�x� :|
JakeLogan
2004-04-22, 01:51 PM
:huh: .................................................. .................. :huh:
If I hadn't donated to PSU, I would buy you retards a sense of humor.
Kaltagesta
2004-04-22, 01:54 PM
a wise man once said, 'gotta look after number one'...
martyr
2004-04-22, 01:55 PM
:rock:
If I hadn't donated to PSU, I would buy you retards a sense of humor.
sorry...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL Plz, lol n00b haxx0rz trippel haxx0rz AWP-l0tto aegd *giggle* : so funny.... :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:
FlakMan
2004-04-22, 02:04 PM
:love: Danzig
Electrofreak
2004-04-22, 02:25 PM
:chomp: :usa::chomp:
Jennyboo
2004-04-22, 02:26 PM
Cool :usa:
Khronos
2004-04-22, 02:27 PM
hahaha teh �ber States.
Kyonye
2004-04-22, 03:03 PM
I like to move it move it
Squeeky
2004-04-22, 03:05 PM
If I hadn't donated to PSU, I would buy you retards a sense of humor.
:rofl:
ViperGTS
2004-04-22, 04:18 PM
:rock:
Biohazzard56
2004-04-22, 05:03 PM
I know for a FACT half of you still dont get it.
:rock:
xmodum
2004-04-22, 05:44 PM
I know for a FACT half of you still dont get it.
:rock:
FlakMan
2004-04-22, 05:45 PM
I know for a FACT half of you still dont get it.
:rock:
Then explain for them
JetRaiden
2004-04-22, 06:00 PM
I dont need an explination. its just awesome.
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DeadTeddy
2004-04-22, 06:18 PM
http://forumspam.articblue.nl/thread_related/thread_rocks/images/0474.jpg
Rbstr
2004-04-22, 06:21 PM
Dieses 'thread' ist dum.
AztecWarrior
2004-04-22, 09:53 PM
Motley Crue owns.
(Yes, I got it, and it wasn't too funny.)
ZeusCali
2004-04-23, 03:53 PM
�nited St�tes Toughens Image With Umlauts
WASHINGTON, DC�In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the �nited St�tes of �merica. "Much like M�tley Cr�e and Mot�rhead, the �nited St�tes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the �merican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."
:rock:german take over?:groovy:
HawkEye
2004-04-24, 02:16 AM
i see everyone else doing :rock:
so... :rock:
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