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Heavygain
2004-04-25, 11:42 AM
Making a thread that asks what floats your boat floats mine :p

Hamma
2004-04-25, 11:46 AM
Water.

SDM
2004-04-25, 11:51 AM
anal

Spee
2004-04-25, 11:52 AM
Love, Flowers, and puppies.

Heavygain
2004-04-25, 11:54 AM
I KNOW someone is going to say "I like pie" or "Pie" or "Pie, nuff sed"

Bighoss
2004-04-25, 11:54 AM
Water.

Dharkbayne
2004-04-25, 11:56 AM
anal

Peacemaker
2004-04-25, 11:57 AM
Hand cuffs.

Mr1337Duck
2004-04-25, 11:59 AM
Pie, 'nuff said.



j/k. Umm... Yeah, probably water, and kittens. Kittens are very aerodynamic, they help your boat move faster, which keeps you up. Bet you didn't know that, huh bitches?

Heavygain
2004-04-25, 11:59 AM
Oooo! Oooo! I Noooo!!!!111!! The Meow Mix Song!1!11!!!!1!1!!1!

Mr1337Duck
2004-04-25, 12:01 PM
I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix, please deliver!

dscytherulez
2004-04-25, 12:03 PM
A boat floats, because the fluid in which it is floating offsets the downward pull of gravity and pushes it up.

The scientific name for this force, which allows even immense objects to float in liquid, is buoyant force, more commonly known as buoyancy.

A solid object's density determines whether or not the buoyant force of a liquid can lift it.

The density of an object depends upon its weight and its size. Given two solid objects that are different sizes, but weigh the same, the smaller, more compact object is the denser of the two.

Fluids also have density. When an object is placed in the fluid, it pushes aside some of the liquid and, if its density is greater than that of the fluid it displaces, it will sink and, if not, it will float.

Despite the enormous size of some ships, they are basically metal shells filled with air, and are less dense and lighter than the water they push aside, which allows the boats to float.

Heavygain
2004-04-25, 12:10 PM
I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix, please deliver!
Amen.

Hamma
2004-04-25, 12:27 PM
Spam sinks my boat btw.

Kikinchikin
2004-04-25, 12:38 PM
Spam sinks my boat btw.

wtf spam is a buoyant substance!

Onizuka-GTO
2004-04-25, 12:42 PM
puppies :love:

ZeusCali
2004-04-25, 12:48 PM
Water+bouyant Substance+trapped Air

Triggar
2004-04-25, 01:09 PM
Airplanes and Martyr and Nutella :)

Mag
2004-04-25, 01:11 PM
Nutella kicks ass, but I'd have to go with my S&W .50 cal.

Triggar
2004-04-25, 01:12 PM
Oh yeah! And my Walther PPK ;)

(Small caliber for a small-handed woman)

oddfish
2004-04-25, 01:16 PM
hatin' on crackas.

SDM
2004-04-25, 01:16 PM
hatin' on crackas, and buttlove.

FlakMan
2004-04-25, 01:38 PM
My girlfriend

I miss her

Dharkbayne
2004-04-25, 01:39 PM
My girlfriend

I miss her

Don't worry, you can find a new blowup doll :p

FlakMan
2004-04-25, 01:46 PM
Don't worry, you can find a new blowup doll :p
:lol:

:fu:

scarpas
2004-04-25, 01:58 PM
kittens and pie.

Mag
2004-04-25, 03:15 PM
Kitten Pie.

Incompetent
2004-04-25, 03:20 PM
Syntactic foam.

martyr
2004-04-25, 04:55 PM
the USS-Ortolan.

http://www.nafts.net/images/Ships%20pics/ASR/ASR-22.jpg

Mango
2004-04-25, 05:53 PM
Chex-mix

Jennyboo
2004-04-25, 05:55 PM
Hamma :D:love:

I Hate Pants
2004-04-25, 05:56 PM
a sea of blood

FlakMan
2004-04-25, 06:02 PM
fiberglass

Mag-Mower
2004-04-25, 06:52 PM
A boat floats, because the fluid in which it is floating offsets the downward pull of gravity and pushes it up.

The scientific name for this force, which allows even immense objects to float in liquid, is buoyant force, more commonly known as buoyancy.

A solid object's density determines whether or not the buoyant force of a liquid can lift it.

The density of an object depends upon its weight and its size. Given two solid objects that are different sizes, but weigh the same, the smaller, more compact object is the denser of the two.

Fluids also have density. When an object is placed in the fluid, it pushes aside some of the liquid and, if its density is greater than that of the fluid it displaces, it will sink and, if not, it will float.

Despite the enormous size of some ships, they are basically metal shells filled with air, and are less dense and lighter than the water they push aside, which allows the boats to float.
just what i was thinking

Thrik
2004-04-25, 07:09 PM
Kink. http://www.thrik.net/stuff/heart.gif

Biohazzard56
2004-04-25, 07:10 PM
I Swear this dude makes my penis hard.
http://www.joanprice.com/images/simmons.jpg

dscytherulez
2004-04-25, 07:12 PM
I Swear this dude makes my penis hard.
http://www.joanprice.com/images/simmons.jpg

/agreed :lol:

UncleDynamite
2004-04-25, 07:20 PM
1. My girlfriend.
2. My car.

JetRaiden
2004-04-25, 07:49 PM
cement blocks.

Hamma
2004-04-25, 07:50 PM
After seeing that pic and comment, I should close these forums

Jennyboo
2004-04-25, 07:51 PM
:scared:

dscytherulez
2004-04-25, 07:52 PM
:rofl:

Hamma's pissed, we showed a pic of his boyfriend...

*hides*

Everay
2004-04-25, 07:52 PM
these fourms? :(
oh and spicy hot sauce. i mean really spicy hot sauce.

Jennyboo
2004-04-25, 08:07 PM
:rofl:

Hamma's pissed, we showed a pic of his boyfriend...

*hides*
/me kicks dscytherulez ass :evil:

Dharkbayne
2004-04-25, 08:14 PM
:rofl:

Hamma's pissed, we showed a pic of his boyfriend...

*hides*
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Fragmatic
2004-04-25, 08:18 PM
Alcoholic Beverages.

Kyonye
2004-04-25, 08:44 PM
I..................Don't...................Know

ViperGTS
2004-04-26, 11:22 AM
Triggar floats my boat...

Mag
2004-04-26, 11:23 AM
Martyr's gonna kill you, public execution time.

Jennyboo
2004-04-26, 11:27 AM
Hamma :brow: Hamma Hamma hamma :P~ :rawr:

Electrofreak
2004-04-26, 11:35 AM
wait, hamma is a boat?!
:confused:

"Its not the size of the boat that counts, but the motion of the ocean..."
;)

Exano
2004-04-26, 11:39 AM
No, but he sure floats like one ^_^

Jennyboo
2004-04-26, 01:27 PM
:lol: :brow: indeed

Triggar
2004-04-26, 02:38 PM
Triggar floats my boat...

SCORE!

martyr
2004-04-26, 02:39 PM
Martyr's gonna kill you, public execution time.

neg

Sputty
2004-04-26, 02:58 PM
The broken hulks of Viper cars. And feces.
That's what!

HawkEye
2004-04-26, 07:46 PM
Rice Krispie treats

Octavian
2004-04-26, 07:48 PM
Babies.