EineBeBoP
2004-04-26, 09:16 PM
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1.) When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry *@! who made you sad.
2.) When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3.) When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4.) When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5.) When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could
be and to quit whining.
6.) When you are confused - I will use little words.
7.) When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8.) When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask. Because you are my friend.
Remember: a good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
1.) When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry *@! who made you sad.
2.) When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3.) When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4.) When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5.) When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could
be and to quit whining.
6.) When you are confused - I will use little words.
7.) When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8.) When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask. Because you are my friend.
Remember: a good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.