Some people shouldn't be allowed on the internet

[Dharkbayne]

:love: WildEagle

<WildEagle> what's cyberex?
<WildEagle> how do you do it?
<Squeeky> type /server cybersex help
<Squeeky> it explains it there
* WildEagle has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Squeeky> God damn i fucking own
* WildEagle has joined #ps-universe
<WildEagle> squeeky the cybersex thing doesn't work
<WildEagle> squeeky
<WildEagle> the cybersex thing no worky
<Squeeky> oh
<Squeeky> type /s cybersex
<Squeeky> that should work
* WildEagle has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Squeeky> dumbass
* WildEagle has joined #ps-universe
<Squeeky> WildEagle, does it work?
<WildEagle> no
<Squeeky> Type /s cybersex 1
<Squeeky> you didnt specify a server
<Squeeky> it will take you there
<Squeeky> make sure you type /s cybersex 1
* WildEagle has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Squeeky> holy crap
<Squeeky> that guy is legally retarded
* WildEagle has joined #ps-universe
<Squeeky> Eagle
<Squeeky> Dude
<Squeeky> You gotta type it right
<Squeeky> type /quit PSU /join cybersex
* WildEagle has quit IRC (Quit: PSU /join cybersex)
<Squeeky> god damn


Submitted to bash.org, by the way, as Quote #287045

[Sputty]

Owned
Captain, Jean Luc Picarrrrrd, U.S.S. Enterprrrise

[Fragmatic]

:rofl:

[Peacemaker]

:rofl:
Captain, Jean Luc Picarrrrrd, U.S.S. Enterprrrise

[Angel_of_Death]

ahaaa :lol: how can someone fall for that so many times...

[WildEagle]

cause I'm a n00b on irc

[EineBeBoP]

:rofl: <3 for teh eagle

[Biohazzard56]

:rofl:

[Spee]

Captain Jean Picard, Uss Enterprise

[UncleDynamite]

http://img45.photobucket.com/albums/v138/Superwizard4/Owned1.jpg

Funny stuff.

[LimpBIT]

some people shouldnt be allowed to live. *** Runs for daddys shotgun closet*** beware retarded people. BEWARE

[martyr]

i admire squeeky's persistance and determination.

[SDM]

OMG:lol:

[mechaman]

I believe this is appropriate http://gotcha.ytmnd.com/

[OneManArmy]

:rofl:
Captain, Jean Luc Picarrrrrd, U.S.S. Enterprrrise

[scarpas]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hamma]

This thread owns.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Jennyboo]

:rofl: classic :rofl: :love:

[ViperGTS]

:lol:

[Kikinchikin]

:rofl:

[Electrofreak]

http://www.bash.org/?quote=287045

"Quote #287045 was rejected."

[Sputty]

wtfs?!?!?!
BAN THEM HAMMA!!!

[l3lizz4rd]

Captain Jean Picard, Uss Enterprise

I'd like to thank myself for finding that ^ and posting it to IRC.

[Cryptica]

omg....ok I'm sure you're a really nice person WildEagle...but really. Come on, dude. What were you smoking?

I'm sorry but that was the funniest thing I've read all day.

[I Hate Pants]

Are you kidding me!? You actually fell for that WildEagle?

Oh and Machaman, technically speaking what you posted was a movie spoiler, AND I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN THE DAMN MOVIE! YOU BASTARD!

[dscytherulez]

:rofl:

[Jaged]

Hey Wildeagle, press alt-F4 for the real definition of cybersex.



:love: for wildeagle

[Mag]

Captain Jean Picard, Uss Enterprise

I'd like to thank myself for finding that ^ and posting it to IRC.

You've started a phenomena.

[JetRaiden]

http://img45.photobucket.com/albums/v138/Superwizard4/Owned1.jpg

Funny stuff.

o fucking photoshopped.

funny shit though squeeky.

[TheN00b]

See, when I read the title of this post, I thought it was about Squeeky... :D

[JetRaiden]

See, when I read the title of this post, I thought it was about Squeeky... :D

noob.

[TheRegurgitator]

heh I was looking on that site look at this

<Toller> hey jaimer
<jaimer> hey
<Toller> i loves you sweet ass, baby
<jaimer> excuse me?
<Toller> we gonna get together an fuck tonight
<Toller> right?
<jaimer> You stupid shit
<Toller> ?
<Toller> What?
<jaimer> This is toby johnson, right
<Toller> you know it is, duh.
<jaimer> I'm doing tech support on Jamie's computer
<jaimer> I'm her father, you little shit
<Toller> hah!
<Toller> what's
<Toller> your joking right/
<jaimer> I am. I know where you live. I'm coming over to your house now. Don't try to run, I'll find you.
<Toller> Jamie, it's not funny
<Toller> Jaime?
<psmylie> You're screwed, dude. Her dad's psycho
<Toller> fuck
<Toller> Fuck!
<psmylie> best run, boy
*** Toller has quit IRC (Quit: )
<psmylie> You're an evil bitch, Jamie.
<jaimer> lol
<psmylie> brilliant... but evil
<jaimer> he's an asshole anyways

[JetRaiden]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

wts dude.

[OfaLoaf]

:rofl:

[WildEagle]

omg....ok I'm sure you're a really nice person WildEagle...but really. Come on, dude. What were you smoking?

I'm sorry but that was the funniest thing I've read all day.
I had just woken up, I thought I was concious. I don't even remember that.

[Onizuka-GTO]

:lol:
But Wildeagle you ask for it,
that;s what happens when you listen to your other head
No i mean the one in your pants.
:lol:

[AztecWarrior]

I had just woken up, I thought I was concious. I don't even remember that.
Kill your sister.

[Onizuka-GTO]

Kill your sister.

:huh:

[HawkEye]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BUGGER]

:lol:

[Fragmatic]

:lol:
But Wildeagle you ask for it,
that;s what happens when you listen to your other head
No i mean the one in your pants.
:lol:

shhh! :p

[WildEagle]

Kill your sister.
WTF? :huh:

[AztecWarrior]

If you don't remember doing that, and you're clear of drugs, it was someone else. Kill all your brothers and sisters, then kill the witnesses.

[WildEagle]

I have no sisters, and all my brothers would kick my ass(they're all 20 and older). Cept maybe one(he's ten) *makes evil killing spree plan* <insert evil laff here>

[Octavian]

WE, can't you understand a joke?

[oddfish]

well, as my friend Brian would say: "smash your dick with a ball peen hammer a few times, you'll be fine."

i'm not quite sure what he meant by that, but i think it applies here.

[UncleDynamite]

o fucking photoshopped.

I'm pretty sure that pic wasn't Photoshopped:

http://www.realcartips.com/wreckedexotics/update/21murcielago_20040407_005.jpg

http://www.realcartips.com/wreckedexotics/update/21murcielago_20040407_001.jpg

[oddfish]

i dunno, but that probably sucked...

[UncleDynamite]

/agreed

[Jennyboo]

Indeed :P~

[Hezzy]

Haribo says:
where u get ur name from ????
Hezzy (8)Take, take all you need, and I'll compensate your greed, with broken hearts(8) says:
wha?
Haribo says:
nowt
Hezzy says:
its lyrics from a song
Hezzy says:
i dont get my names from anywhere
Haribo says:
wot song ??
Hezzy says:
TSP by muse
Haribo says:
TSP = ???
Hezzy says:
the small print
Hezzy says:
its wrote as TSP on the bakc of their album though
Haribo says:
the small print ??? wot is th@
Haribo says:
??
Hezzy says:
ITS A SONG
Haribo says:
oh ok
Hezzy says:
aribo says:
wot song ??
Hezzy says:
TSP by muse

Hezzy says:
are you retarded?
Haribo says:
u sed the small print
Hezzy says:
you asked what TSP was
Hezzy says:
i said
Haribo says:
lol oh yeh i get it
Hezzy says:

Haribo says:
The Small Print !!!
Hezzy says:
no shit, sherlock
Haribo says:
oh lol
Haribo says:
thx robbin !!
Haribo says:
or snowy
Hezzy says:
wtf
Hezzy says:
no.
Haribo says:
oh no that is tin tin
Hezzy says:
just
Hezzy says:
no.
Haribo says:
tin tins dog was called snowy ??
Hezzy says:
and?
Haribo says:
lol yeh he was !!
Haribo says:
i got ZOO 2day !!
Hezzy says:
...
Haribo says:
and Performance Bikes 2 !!
Hezzy says:
dude, you're fucking random
Haribo says:
in ZOO it show a picture of a man woth no arms at all playing pool, fishing and playing baseball !!! it was SSSSSSOOOOOOOOO funny !!!
Hezzy says:
k.

[JakeLogan]

:huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:

[Neon Apocalypse]

wow that really sux for eagle

[WildEagle]

it took me half an hour to do this "|", so I could be <Black_Ranger|Mastadon_Power>

[JetRaiden]

I'm pretty sure that pic wasn't Photoshopped:

http://www.realcartips.com/wreckedexotics/update/21murcielago_20040407_005.jpg

http://www.realcartips.com/wreckedexotics/update/21murcielago_20040407_001.jpg

yes it definately was. Ive seen that same pic of a murcielago when its not on fire on teh web before, with the same light reflections and everything. and how come in the 2nd pic the door isnt up?

[CorDharel]

What a question! They had to take away the door! Stupid B... :D :rolleyes:

No I dunno if its photoshopped or not...

But the first two IRC thingies ROCK :rofl:

*Some people shouldn't be allowed on the internet* :lol: :lol:


<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) ([email protected])
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was


MUHA funniest thing ive ever read :D :rofl: :D

[UncleDynamite]

Meh, maybe it was Photoshopped, but then that wouldn't explain the presence of firemen and water on the ground... :shrug:

[Squeeky]

*takes a bow*

That was fun :)

[Squeeky]

* Guest8137 is now known as Lesnar
<Squeeky> Hooray
<Squeeky> You did it!
* Guest7487 is now known as Horny
* Horny is now known as Pony
<Squeeky> ....wrong IRC there buddy
<Squeeky> This is PSU
* Pony is now known as LOL
* LOL is now known as MaDMiKe
<Squeeky> not cybersex for cyber you wanna type /s cybersex help
* Lesnar Quit
* MaDMiKe Quit

Too easy. Two birds with one stone.

[JetRaiden]

Meh, maybe it was Photoshopped, but then that wouldn't explain the presence of firemen and water on the ground... :shrug:

um, maybe another car was there, and they cut it out and put in the murcielago. :rolleyes:

they couldnt just take a picture of a road and make a whole scene with a 280k car on fire.

[Ivan]

<billyblacktop> yo yo yo, sup my ******?
<jimmy2toes> your not black
<billyblacktop> how do you know that?
<jimmy2toes> I hacked your webcam, and now I can see you
<billyblacktop> yeah right you cant do that
<jimmy2toes> I can and I did.
<billyblacktop> ok then what color hair do I have
<jimmy2toes> Hmmm, let me zoom in a bit. Blonde, and you are white, about 6' 2", your room has an emenim poster and your bedspread is yellow and blue.
<billyblacktop> holy fuck man im telling the cops
Quits: {billyblacktop} ([email protected]) (Quit)
<jimmy2toes> LMAO, that was a friend of mine, I just set up his comp today, and showed him mirc, he doesnt know my nick, what a fat tool!!!
<nellcarterlookalike> A fat tool indeed. :D

[Kyonye]

No worries Wild Eagle...just remember you brightened up all our days....and that is something not easily accomplished sometimes..... :crapper: