Favourite/Most random insults!

[Derfud]

I have seen some pretty wierd insults in my day. Some of the make so little sense that they are funny. Let me get started.

cuntrock
dickass
cockass
ass-butt
dickbrain
shit-monger
fuck-sock
shit-shitter (used by my brother)

Please contribute

[Angel_of_Death]

cuntscab, best one ever.

Best one liner to yell out of a bus at people walking by: "you were born in your mother's ass"

[Triggar]

My drunken favorite:

"Why you all up in ma' peanut butter?? You ain't even got the jelly."

My roommate's amazing, amazing response:

"What 'chu talkin' about? I'M THE BREAD, BIATCH!"

[Sputty]

You haven't the love of a kitten

[Corrosion]

ASSHAT!

[dscytherulez]

Who started "fuckstick"? That's a pretty good one.

Assclown.
Fucknut.

[Lonehunter]

Friend of mine was in a neighborhood despute the other day, and I heard from across the street the lady called him an "Anal drip" definetly the strangest one I've heard.

[oddfish]

fuckbeetle..

that and Cum-mop
Cum-hat
Cum-cup
Cum-guzzler
Cum-rocket
Cum-eater
Cum-chin
Cum-catcher

Anything that refers to someone absorbing sperm is hilarious..

[Dharkbayne]

Ooh, I've got a GREAT insult

Octavian.

[oddfish]

Ooh, I've got a GREAT insult

Octavian.


HAHAHAHA :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SDM]

fuckbeetle..

that and Cum-mop
Cum-hat
Cum-cup
Cum-guzzler
Cum-rocket
Cum-eater
Cum-chin
Cum-catcher

Anything that refers to someone absorbing sperm is hilarious..
You forgot Cumbubble.

[Octavian]

Ooh, I've got a GREAT insult

Octavian.

Do yourself a favour, go fuck yourself.

[SDM]

Do yourself a favour, go fuck yourself.
Do me a favor and shut your cocksuck.


Fuckknuckle:D

[Octavian]

Do me a favor and shut your cocksuck.


Fuckknuckle:D

I don't suck cock.

Can't you just go annoy someone else?

[Derfud]

get out of my thread tit-puke

[Jaged]

:lol: I diddn't expect to actualy get real examples of some of these insults.

[SDM]

Turdburglar.

That one makes me gigglesnort.

[oddfish]

Turdburglar.

That one makes me gigglesnort.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i just can't picture SDM gigglesnorting..

[ViperGTS]

Didnt doop make up fuckstick in one of his fan fics?

[OfaLoaf]

Your mother was a hampster, and you father smelt of elderberries!

[Onizuka-GTO]

Your mother was a hampster, and you father smelt of elderberries!

........ :huh: ...........

That wasn't insulting you
Sheep-shagging asshitnator
:lol:

[Dharkbayne]

Didnt doop make up fuckstick in one of his fan fics?

I'm pretty sure one of Hamma's cat's name is Fuckstick. :lol:

[Hamma]

Indeed.

[Electrofreak]

::When someone mutters an insult at you::

What was that? I didn't hear you. Try pulling the cock out of your mouth and saying that again ******!

:p

[Cryptica]

*After someone acts somewhat retarded, and comes up with a pretty dumb or cliche insult*

What's that? I can't hear you all the way back in 7th grade.

[Indecisive]

Assmonkeys.

[Phaden]

Ass platter
donkey dick
Cum guzzlin semen demon
ass-baby


fuckstick i have heard irl before so i think its been around.

[Cyanide]

Cockholster

[SDM]

In real life/ off-line. I think the funniest thing to is; call somebody racial slurs that don't match thier race. i.e.:

There's a tech rep. from BASF that is at my work about twice a week, he's a little black dude. I'm always calling him ****, or *******, and yesterday I called him a ****. Ofcourse he thinks it's pretty fucking funny too, so I guess it's not much of an actual insult. I've called that guy everything BUT ******. hehe

[Jennyboo]

ASSHAT!
:lol: Agreed :rofl: my fav too

[Dharkbayne]

I don't suck cock.

Can't you just go annoy someone else?

<Octavian> I enjoy sucking cock

Oh really? :rolleyes: