Staples and Scrotums (Work safe)

[Dharkbayne]

http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/pending20040402-213504.html

My god.

:scared:

[SDM]

My god.
:scared:Indeed, he blew a nut.

I think I work with that guy.

[Mango]

O_

[JakeLogan]

:huh: :scared: do we have a smilie for puking. because thats what I'm about to do.

[SDM]

:huh: :scared: do we have a smilie for puking. because thats what I'm about to do.
:sick:

[Jennyboo]

Ouch thats gotta hurt :P~

[Rayder]

:scared:

[Sputty]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My penis and testes pulled themselves into my body while reading that

WFF?!?! Who would heal a wound with staples? Who would heal a testicle wound with staples? Jesus. Darwin Award indeed.

[Electrofreak]

OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY?! ::Shudders::
:eek:

I hope we have all learned a lesson here. Never m4sturbate with machinery. :sick:

[EarlyDawn]

Serves him right... tried to staple it up.. :rolleyes:

[Setari]

sooo. he didnt die?

[_-Gunslinger-_]

No but darwin awards are for people who remover themseleves from the genepool. So if he cant reproduce...

[Mango]

No but darwin awards are for people who remover themseleves from the genepool. So if he cant reproduce...
doesn't he still have 1 ball left?

[dscytherulez]

Some people are really retarded.

[Liquidtide]

I thought darwin awards were only for people who died while they were doing whatever it is the deceased did. But this is pretty awful, lost his nut and kept on working, hell my boss leaves if he gets a sneeze...

[Neon Apocalypse]

poor guy

[SDM]

poor guyUMHELLO HE MASTURBATED WITH LARGE MACHINERY, AND TRIED TO MAKE IT ALL BETTER WITH AN INDUSTRIAL STAPLE GUN.


poor guy:doh: /me chokes Neon. HE MASURBATED WITH A LARGE MACHINE, TORE A NUT OFF IN THE PROCESS, THEN STAPLED HIS SACK. /me chokes Neon some more

Say this to yourself a couple times out loud: "He used a large piece of machinery to masturbate, and stapled his nuts back together with a stapler." SAY IT!

[oddfish]

i must say this guy is the biggest retard i've ever heard of in my life.

[Seer]

*cries*

[Dharkbayne]

Seriously, how could you NOT notice your LEFT TESTICLE IS MISSING. AND WHO THE FUCK WOULD STAPLE IT SHUT. THEN JUST LEAVE IT. REALLY.

[oddfish]

Seriously, how could you NOT notice your LEFT TESTICLE IS MISSING. AND WHO THE FUCK WOULD STAPLE IT SHUT. THEN JUST LEAVE IT. REALLY.

*ahem* a retard.

[OfaLoaf]

What happened to his left one? Did they find it?

Janitor: doo-de-doo.... HOLY FUCK A TESTICLE!

[Dharkbayne]

What happened to his left one? Did they find it?

Janitor: doo-de-doo.... HOLY FUCK A TESTICLE!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ChewyLSB]

The Darwin Awards aren't only for people who kill themselves, but also people who become sterile.

[Hezzy]

lol, way to lose a ball... dare I say it?

NUMBNUTS!

:rolleyes:

[Squeeky]

keekleizer

[scarpas]

party:

[1024]

got half way through, and just closed the window.

[Indecisive]

Makes you wondering what machine made him so excited.

[Jennyboo]

All men should take warning Never ever put anything near your Scrotum! when it comes to Stalpe guns or any sharp objects :eek: :eek: pls be careful!

[Smaug]

I thought darwin awards were only for people who died while they were doing whatever it is the deceased did. But this is pretty awful, lost his nut and kept on working, hell my boss leaves if he gets a sneeze...

This story got an "Honorable Mention". Which means they came close to dying stupidly, but didn't. So its technically not a darwing award. But its damn sick.

Edit: Actually its 'pending acceptance', but it probably will just get an honorable mention.

[jedi]

O_
whoa