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Jaged
2004-05-01, 02:08 PM
Before I start, I would like you all to know that I enjoy looking at tits just as much as the next guy. They are a beautiful thing. A beautiful and an evil thing. They have a very strong power over us. A power that is often abused by their owners. I am aware of this, yet I can not disobey it. A female with large breasts need only say the word and she can have anything from a spare pencil, to a man's virginity. Is anyone else disturbed by this power that has complete and utter control over us?

I Hate Pants
2004-05-01, 02:15 PM
man boobs disturb me

TheRegurgitator
2004-05-01, 02:16 PM
so, they give me pleasure

Lexington_Steele
2004-05-01, 02:27 PM
Let me get this straight, are you complaining about breasts?

Dharkbayne
2004-05-01, 02:28 PM
T-Minus 5 seconds till someone posts the

TITS picture

Corrosion
2004-05-01, 02:40 PM
http://www.p0stwh0restores.com/uploads/dscytherulez/tits.gif

Onizuka-GTO
2004-05-01, 02:56 PM
:rolleyes:

JakeLogan
2004-05-01, 03:04 PM
:lol:

SDM
2004-05-01, 03:04 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

TheN00b
2004-05-01, 04:05 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

EDIT: OMG, I just realized that I have earned 1337 Outfit Points! That is so fucking cool :groovy: !

Khronos
2004-05-01, 04:09 PM
what are we laughing at

Corrosion
2004-05-01, 04:13 PM
http://www.p0stwh0restores.com/uploads/dscytherulez/tits.gif

Derfud
2004-05-01, 04:27 PM
I'm mostly immune to the tit effect. But quite susceptible to the cuteness effect. I guess it really depedns on "your thing".

Khronos
2004-05-01, 04:28 PM
I'm mostly immune to the tit effect. But quite susceptible to the cuteness effect. I guess it really depedns on "your thing".

agreed :)

Hamma
2004-05-01, 05:47 PM
I think that pic has been posted far to many times. Chill

Setari
2004-05-01, 05:51 PM
i think it was almost mandatory to post it in this thread. A: The thread is basically about tits. B: Dhark almost requested it's posting. Oh well perhaps this will be the last posting of it for a while.

Darksim
2004-05-01, 08:32 PM
pics:

OfaLoaf
2004-05-01, 08:40 PM
Ya mean this?

http://www.p0stwh0restores.com/uploads/dscytherulez/tits.gif

Lartnev
2004-05-01, 10:03 PM
In the words of gucomics' (http://www.gucomics.com/archives/view.php?cdate=20040102) Woody Hearn:

Powerful boobie magic!

Squeeky
2004-05-01, 10:16 PM
Ass n' Titties
Ass n' Titties
Ass Ass, Titties Titties
Ass n' Titties.

Dharkbayne
2004-05-01, 10:24 PM
That song fucking owns.

Jaged
2004-05-01, 11:10 PM
Don't get me wrong guys. I love tits. I just love free will more.



Also, please note my intentional exaggeration of the subject.

Neon Apocalypse
2004-05-01, 11:24 PM
Umm, maybe you guys don't get enough tits, because after a certain amount they get kinda old, as in they no longer have complete control over you.

Firefly
2004-05-02, 01:08 AM
Only the weak, utterly pathetic horny boys, or the mental midgets with no self-control are blinded by boobies.

Grow a spine and stop thinking with your dick. Any byrd that thinks she's gonna walk up on my junk and get her way with a rack-flash better think again.

Fragmatic
2004-05-02, 01:33 AM
Only the weak, utterly pathetic horny boys, or the mental midgets with no self-control are blinded by boobies.

Grow a spine and stop thinking with your dick. Any byrd that thinks she's gonna walk up on my junk and get her way with a rack-flash better think again.

I thought that said -

"Only the weak, utterly pathetic horny boys, and their mental midgets with no self-control are blinded by boobies."

:p

Khronos
2004-05-02, 01:34 AM
Only the weak, utterly pathetic horny boys, or the mental midgets with no self-control are blinded by boobies.

Grow a spine and stop thinking with your dick. Any byrd that thinks she's gonna walk up on my junk and get her way with a rack-flash better think again.

well said.

FlakMan
2004-05-02, 07:11 AM
I like tits, and I like to touch

Firefly
2004-05-02, 11:51 AM
I like to lick, personally. Touching is nice.

Make the bitch beg.

Neon Apocalypse
2004-05-02, 12:15 PM
yeah these guys have got the idea

you can't let bitches mind control you with their boobies, if people allowed that the whole world would be run by free hookers, it would be like heretics of dune and chapterhouse: dune, when the honored matres mastered the art of sex and they made it soo good that everyone became their slaves,

Doop
2004-05-02, 01:10 PM
http://www.p0stwh0restores.com/uploads/dscytherulez/tits.gif

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Jennyboo
2004-05-02, 01:45 PM
Before I start, I would like you all to know that I enjoy looking at tits just as much as the next guy. They are a beautiful thing. A beautiful and an evil thing. They have a very strong power over us. A power that is often abused by their owners. I am aware of this, yet I can not disobey it. A female with large breasts need only say the word and she can have anything from a spare pencil, to a man's virginity. Is anyone else disturbed by this power that has complete and utter control over us?
:lol: What else can we women use :P~ to get what we want :D i know a nice bowl of jello/ jelly (for the brits) :)

Squeeky
2004-05-02, 01:56 PM
TITTIES MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND

OfaLoaf
2004-05-02, 02:12 PM
TITTIES MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND
There's a joke in there somewhere.

Firefly
2004-05-02, 04:15 PM
:lol: What else can we women use :P~ to get what we want :D i know a nice bowl of jello/ jelly (for the brits) :)
Brains? Common sense? Intelligence? Persuasion not motivated with a pair of titties, a tight pair of pants, a raging cameltoe? Competence at your job or knowledge in an area of expertise? The same as a man, perhaps?

The biggest set-back to equal-opportunity and the ideals of Common Worth are the stupid chicks who go to work and use flirtation and sexuality or sensuality to get what they want. And its why women who don't need to use it, look down on the "dumb bimbos" who do.

I had a girl in my platoon who had posed in swimsuits for magazines and websites, had her own adult website (artsy, not porn). She was about as stupid as they come - had nothing going for her so she had to use her body and her flirtatious attitude to get what she wanted. When I took over as squad leader for her squad, it took her one time with that attitude to get me riled. Not in the way she wanted, though. I dimed her ass out in front of the whole platoon with "So-and-so, if you think you're going to get what you want by touching my arm and being coy, you better think again. Back the fuck off me and try to maintain military bearing."

Two days later I had to explain myself to the company commander, first sergeant and platoon sergeant... on grounds of sexual harassment. When I brought in about ten witnesses from the platoon, it was clear what the deal was. As a result, I don't EVER tolerate that sort of bullshit from a co-worker or customer.

Hamma
2004-05-02, 04:35 PM
All women use it at one point or another, even if they are certified geniuses

Firefly
2004-05-02, 05:21 PM
I've seen certified geniuses. Intelligence does not equal common sense. More often than not, people with high degress of intelligence lack basic, simple common sense. This is nowhere as prevalent or truer than in the Army's intelligence corps. People with a gift for analytical genius or savants of languages are pure genius lack the common sense to take a shower in the morning after we run five miles in the hot Georgia summer heat. They forget simple things such as replacing the cap on their oil reservoir so that their car stalls at Idle unless you put it in neutral at a stop and gun the engine. These are but a few examples of the tortured existence I have seen people share.

Neon Apocalypse
2004-05-02, 06:56 PM
the guy is right

i know some girls at my school, who are in the advanced classes, but if you give them a riddle they will give you something far from correct

AztecWarrior
2004-05-02, 07:31 PM
Brains? Common sense? Intelligence? Persuasion not motivated with a pair of titties, a tight pair of pants, a raging cameltoe? Competence at your job or knowledge in an area of expertise? The same as a man, perhaps?

The biggest set-back to equal-opportunity and the ideals of Common Worth are the stupid chicks who go to work and use flirtation and sexuality or sensuality to get what they want. And its why women who don't need to use it, look down on the "dumb bimbos" who do.

I had a girl in my platoon who had posed in swimsuits for magazines and websites, had her own adult website (artsy, not porn). She was about as stupid as they come - had nothing going for her so she had to use her body and her flirtatious attitude to get what she wanted. When I took over as squad leader for her squad, it took her one time with that attitude to get me riled. Not in the way she wanted, though. I dimed her ass out in front of the whole platoon with "So-and-so, if you think you're going to get what you want by touching my arm and being coy, you better think again. Back the fuck off me and try to maintain military bearing."

Two days later I had to explain myself to the company commander, first sergeant and platoon sergeant... on grounds of sexual harassment. When I brought in about ten witnesses from the platoon, it was clear what the deal was. As a result, I don't EVER tolerate that sort of bullshit from a co-worker or customer.

:clap:

Bighoss
2004-05-02, 09:42 PM
Brains? Common sense? Intelligence? Persuasion not motivated with a pair of titties, a tight pair of pants, a raging cameltoe? Competence at your job or knowledge in an area of expertise? The same as a man, perhaps?

The biggest set-back to equal-opportunity and the ideals of Common Worth are the stupid chicks who go to work and use flirtation and sexuality or sensuality to get what they want. And its why women who don't need to use it, look down on the "dumb bimbos" who do.

I had a girl in my platoon who had posed in swimsuits for magazines and websites, had her own adult website (artsy, not porn). She was about as stupid as they come - had nothing going for her so she had to use her body and her flirtatious attitude to get what she wanted. When I took over as squad leader for her squad, it took her one time with that attitude to get me riled. Not in the way she wanted, though. I dimed her ass out in front of the whole platoon with "So-and-so, if you think you're going to get what you want by touching my arm and being coy, you better think again. Back the fuck off me and try to maintain military bearing."

Two days later I had to explain myself to the company commander, first sergeant and platoon sergeant... on grounds of sexual harassment. When I brought in about ten witnesses from the platoon, it was clear what the deal was. As a result, I don't EVER tolerate that sort of bullshit from a co-worker or customer.

man way to go pimp: pimp: pimp:

Electrofreak
2004-05-03, 10:23 AM
Heh. I'm more susceptible to the "pretty face and tight petite body" thing than just tits per se. I mean, my ex gf didn't have big tits but they were good enough for me and she has that hot hourglass figure, coupled with a nice ass to boot...

::sighs::

Jennyboo
2004-05-03, 10:31 AM
All women use it at one point or another, even if they are certified geniuses
Indeed, I'm smart and Attractive ..I dont have any problem with using both to my advantage. And theres noting wrong with guys liking boobs :P~

oddfish
2004-05-03, 11:10 AM
i prefer a chic's ass. i'm more attracted to a chic wearing a tee-shirt in tight or thong underwear that clearly shows her ass than i am of a topless chic. now, i am not a fan of the so-called "ghetto ass," or "donkey ass," but i do think that a toned and shapely ass is fucking great. she can have all the breasts she wants, d's or a's, i don't care, but if she's got some floppy ass or no ass at all, get that shit the fuck out of here. and nice legs too. she can have tits the size of fucking basketballs, if she's got nasty legs, fat legs, kankles, mini-legs, or underdeveloped muscles in her legs so her legs and arms look about the same, then i'm turned off. Legs and ass must be nice. Then the waist and stomach must be proportioned and nice, no gut please. No spare tire or love handles either, that's not necessary thank you. I can stand a little tummy, but no flab. The chest can be whatever it want's as long as the nipples don't look like a couple dinner plates. that's the most disgusting thing ever. thank god, seen it but never touched. i believe that's called "pancake nipple syndrome." Then, she needs to have a long neck, proportioned so she doesn't look like a fucking giraffe or lisa kudrow, but yeah, long neck. Shoulders and arms can have some muscle, too. I think girls with a little muscle that shows activity or athleticism is good. Uber-skinny chics are gross, not saying i havn't been with a few, but it's not that attractive and it's like fucking a bundle of sticks. Put some meat on, quit puking up your lunch please. Aside from that, the face: A girl should look like a girl but not go overboard. When you can see the clear line where the makeup ends and the skin begins, you have too much on. Go wash your face.

Look, girls are often more beautiful without all that shit on. The most attractive thing for me is a girl with little or no makeup on who still looks pretty, is wearing a regular tee-shirt, a pair of tight jeans, and a pari of tennis-shoes. The skuzzy, skanky shit some chics wear is just apalling. Please put on SOME clothes.

Anyways, i hope i didn't sound like some pig, cuz i'm not. Physically, yes, i have to be attracted to the girl in order to want to be with her. I'm sure when i've been married for 20 years to the same woman that will have changed but initial physical attraction is necessary and don't lie and say it's not. Men aren't pigs who admit that they are attracted to certain physical attributes of women. Men are pigs who say they don't give a shit how dumb or ignorant the girl is as long as she'll fuck him. THAT's fucking wrong.

Okay, blah. I'm done.

Electrofreak
2004-05-03, 11:53 AM
Indeed, I'm smart and Attractive ..I dont have any problem with using both to my advantage. And theres noting wrong with guys liking boobs :P~
aye, and shes modest too :p

Firefly
2004-05-03, 12:00 PM
And theres noting wrong with guys liking boobs :P~
I never said there was. In fact I'm positive that I made this clear at least once. What *I* said was... that it's got no place in the work environment. And I won't hesitate to verbally dropkick a woman for using it to her advantage.

Zodiac
2004-05-03, 04:16 PM
I lyk bewbies. ^_^

oddfish
2004-05-03, 04:26 PM
I lyk bewbies. ^_^

wow :lol:

by the way, cool sig, Zodiac.

jedi
2004-05-03, 04:28 PM
Brains? Common sense? Intelligence? Persuasion not motivated with a pair of titties, a tight pair of pants, a raging cameltoe? Competence at your job or knowledge in an area of expertise? The same as a man, perhaps?

The biggest set-back to equal-opportunity and the ideals of Common Worth are the stupid chicks who go to work and use flirtation and sexuality or sensuality to get what they want. And its why women who don't need to use it, look down on the "dumb bimbos" who do.

I had a girl in my platoon who had posed in swimsuits for magazines and websites, had her own adult website (artsy, not porn). She was about as stupid as they come - had nothing going for her so she had to use her body and her flirtatious attitude to get what she wanted. When I took over as squad leader for her squad, it took her one time with that attitude to get me riled. Not in the way she wanted, though. I dimed her ass out in front of the whole platoon with "So-and-so, if you think you're going to get what you want by touching my arm and being coy, you better think again. Back the fuck off me and try to maintain military bearing."

Two days later I had to explain myself to the company commander, first sergeant and platoon sergeant... on grounds of sexual harassment. When I brought in about ten witnesses from the platoon, it was clear what the deal was. As a result, I don't EVER tolerate that sort of bullshit from a co-worker or customer.

You're the man now dog!

All women use it at one point or another, even if they are certified geniuses

That's not true and you know it


last edit: Zodiac that is one bad sig.(Bad as in good)

oddfish
2004-05-03, 04:32 PM
Firefly, you gots ta slap hos when they act this way, tell 'em ta act right!

kidding. nice job though. It's amazing how much more powerful men can be when they use their brains and not their dicks.

Zodiac
2004-05-03, 04:36 PM
wow :lol:

by the way, cool sig, Zodiac.Thanks. Personally, I don't really like my lettering, I am no good with signatures and Photoshop CS. hmm...OMA lives in my state, I should drive up there and pester his ass for lessons. :p

oddfish
2004-05-03, 04:38 PM
i just like that part of the movie. haha

Zodiac
2004-05-03, 04:42 PM
i just like that part of the movie. hahayea, best part. I love that movie. I need to go rent it, been ages since I have seen it.

oddfish
2004-05-03, 04:45 PM
back on topic, then:

DOWN WITH TEH BOOBIES. *ahem*.. there, now we're back on topic. proceed. :groovy: