Work Sucks!

[oddfish]

God dammit, listen to this shit:

Okay, i work at a book store, i'm not gonna say which one on the forums but it's one of those chain jobs like Borders or Walden Books etc. etc. use your imagination.

Anyways, i have three actual managers. The head manager, Laney, is the coolest woman in the world but she's a bigger pot-head than most of the employees, so she can be dumb sometimes though she knows her shit. My favorite manager is this guy, Mike, who's brother owns the surf shop i frequent for wax and shit like that. That's how i got the job, Mike's brother. Yippee. Anyways, then there's Sean. Sean is a fucking douche bag, and here's why:

A couple weeks ago i come in for my earliest shift of the week. It sucks so firs thing i do is get coffee. Not a huge fan of coffee, but wts? right? right. Anyways, i take my coffee and head to the back to see if i have to stock anything. No one's back there and there's no list, so i go up front to get it. Up front by the counter there's this chic. She looks maybe a few years older than me but she's pretty hot so as i get behind the counter i say hi and we start small talk. Blah blah blah blah, five minutes later i remember why i came up to the front in the first place and grab the list for the stock room. As i'm doing this she and I are still talking and every once in a while, as per the rules of small talk, i say something clever or sarcastic and she laughs. I look up from the counter and here's Sean, glaring at me like he's gonna tear my balls off and feed them to an aardvark. Ooookay. I'm confused. So i tell her it was nice meeting her and she says she'll probably see me again because she's Sean's fiancee. Did i see a ring??? NO! So how the fuck was i supposed to know. I then noticed it on the silver necklace she was wearing. So, now i kinda see why Sean was glaring at me but it wasn't like i was flirting, just talking. So anyways, Sean grows a fucking hard-on every time he pisses me off lately, in other words: He's always on my fucking case while i'm at work!

So, one day, ONE DAY, i decide not to come in because the waves on the Gulf side are pretty nice according to a couple of my friends who called me from Clearwater.

ANYways, to make a long story short, i went surfing instead of going to work.

Okay, this is the first and only day i've missed since i've been working there which is for a while now. I am a really hard worker and Laney would probably tell Sean to quit being a bitch and let me keep my job. BUT, Sean still wants to fucking fire me. My schedule is all fucked up and now he's saying he has the right to hold my final check until i get things straightened out. I want my fucking money! AND i don't want to lose my job! Laney hasn't been in to work in a few days and Mike is afraid of Sean because Sean has a short temper and technically is higher up on the manager food chain than Mike. So, until Laney gets back, i have no money and Sean can pretty much fire me if he wants. I'm not working now because he pulled my schedule and gave the hours to someone else. Technicaly i'm not fired, but also i'm not working. I get paid really fucking well to work there and this fucking penis is not going to lose me my job.

I dunno. Just really pissed about this complete jimmy. Anyone else ever have a problem like this with an employer?

[Squeeky]

Sean sounds like an ass, shoot him in the face and rape his girlfriend.

Profit++

[oddfish]

Sean sounds like an ass, shoot him in the face and rape his girlfriend.

Profit++

:lol: :rofl: :lol:

but how the fuck do i get my money, then? if he's dead i no get check.

and anyways, i've contemplated injecting heroin and goat cum directly into his heart via horse tranquilizer syringe, but then i'd never see my money. so...

[Squeeky]

goat cum and heroin? hahahahhaha :rofl:

I dunno. I'd suck his dick til he gives you your check, schedule yourself to work a SHITLOAD of hours. And then quit. That way you get your check, and he gets stuck with a fuckload of open timeslots and has to frantically fill them.

[oddfish]

goat cum and heroin? hahahahhaha :rofl:

I dunno. I'd suck his dick til he gives you your check, schedule yourself to work a SHITLOAD of hours. And then quit. That way you get your check, and he gets stuck with a fuckload of open timeslots and has to frantically fill them.


good idea.. but i like this job, and i'm not a huge fan of sucking dick. perhaps if i could just fuck his fiancee, and in the afterglow convince her to kill him herself. Hmmmm.. then again, this is very bad and i am going to hell for thinking it. wow. :evil:

[Squeeky]

Where do you live?

[oddfish]

Where do you live?


florida. that's all you're getting. well, here, east coast.. that's why i missed a day of work to go to Clearwater.

the fact is, i actually live in O-shitty-hio. but, the majority of my family lives in florida so that's where i go to school.

I used to be on another forum where i disclosed my school and residence. that turned out to be a mistake for several reasons so i just don't do it anymore.

anyways, east coast, florida. zoob. off-shores on the Atlantic side are shitt-ay right now for some reason. But on the gulf side, it's not too bad. Nothing amazing though.. oh well :(

[Squeeky]

Shit, i know it had to be a Barnes and noble. If you would have given me the city i would have called and cussed sean out. :lol:

[oddfish]

Shit, i know it had to be a Barnes and noble. If you would have given me the city i would have called and cussed sean out. :lol:

:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

it's not a B&N though, although there's one nearby. Hell, if i get fired from here i should probably just go there. :D

[FireWolf22]

An employee can not with hold pay from anyone. It's the law. Sorry to hear about your bad luck. Tell Sean you would hate to have to turn up over to better business bureau for failure to pay wages. The only way he can hold your paycheck is if you owe the company money. They can make it a withholding. Not because you missed one day of work. He can hold your wages for that one day. Hope this helps out.

Also f his girl, on a web cam. Squeeks will download the images and video. Blackmail him, that it will get out on the net. Then once him and her pay you off then release the tapes anyway. Hope that helps more.

Wolf

[Navaron]

Call your regional manager, and explain that your boss is with holding your pay unjustly, and explain why you had to miss work of a family emergency. Sean will probably get shit canned, and you'll get your paycheck today.

[oddfish]

An employee can not with hold pay from anyone. It's the law. Sorry to hear about your bad luck. Tell Sean you would hate to have to turn up over to better business bureau for failure to pay wages. The only way he can hold your paycheck is if you owe the company money. They can make it a withholding. Not because you missed one day of work. He can hold your wages for that one day. Hope this helps out.

Also f his girl, on a web cam. Squeeks will download the images and video. Blackmail him, that it will get out on the net. Then once him and her pay you off then release the tapes anyway. Hope that helps more.

Wolf


thank you.. your info is much appreciated. i'm gonna stop by after my second class today and ask for my fucking check. by the way, his fiancee gave me her number, should i call her just to piss him off more?

[Squeeky]

Call her and ask her for coffee :lol:

[OneManArmy]

dude, you gotta try and mack it with his woman. if your worth your salt she'll leave this dick for yours. :D

seriously work sucks... unless you have a career that you enjoy doing, then work sucks, always.

depending on your level of evilness you could always do something to get even. key his car, pop a tire.... or better yet listen to nav and do what he says, its surprisingly effective...eh wal-mart boy? ;)

[FireWolf22]

Books a Million. Just to guess, from a fellow floridians opinion.

Add: also sorry about the shitty grammer. Also at work, use to be a nice place until they started laying us off. I have to keep jumping from internet to work window, not suppose to be on the net much. So I loose train of thought in the middle of sentences.

[oddfish]

i have to go to class here in twenty-two minutes. i can either study for my mid-term or call Sean's ho. which should i do?

[FireWolf22]

Call

[oddfish]

Call

already did. she wants to know what i'm typing. wouldn't she love to know. :lol:

[SDM]

Ask her if she's into anal.

[FireWolf22]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[oddfish]

Ask her if she's into anal.


GOD DAMMIT! I SAW THAT COMING A MILE AWAY!

SDM, you're a sick fucker. :D

interesting conversation with her, though. she never seems to bring up Sean. i wonder if something's up? She's probably starting to see how much of a cock he is now that she's living with him. :rolleyes:

[Jennyboo]

:doh:

[Cyanide]

Ok, here's what ya do. Find a bunch of dead puppies (or make some) and put them in the trunk of his car and leave it open. When his fiance sees the dead puppies you pop out of your hiding place to inform her that he makes puppy fur coats as a side business. She dumps his puppy murdering ass, then she gets busy with you, sean kills himself because his fiance left him, and his car smells like dead puppies. Is there any sweeter revenge? I think not. :D

[Rayder]

You could inject goat cum and heroine into those dead puppies....

[Mango]

If your going to try and get your check back by playing the "against the law card", there is a good chance he will fire you, or at least make your time working for him a living hell. Personally i would try to appologize to him for flirting with his fiance, but he doesn't sound like the kind of character that would forgive you. Talk to the other managers about this because he shouldn't treat you any different than the other employees unless you did something they never did. I dunno what to tell you about the skipping work thing, but skipping work once is enough grounds to fire you.

[ControlledBurn]

Unless you really need the money right now, wait it out. But document when you got your check if that's not already done by the company. Take it up with your head manager whenever she gets back. Or find out if your company has an Human Resources line, if they do, you can call them and complain, and he'll likely get canned pretty quick, companies are really harsh on managers who break laws, especially when it comes to employees, as it could mean a lawsuit for the company.

[Infernus]

Revolt!!

[Bighoss]

get your cash, flip Sean the bird. Walk out and don't ever deal with him again in your life unless its you buying a book from the store. This asshole isn't worth your time so don't waste it on him. His girlfriend, if she's smart will figure out the guy is a douche and leave him. People can only be assholes when they're powerful, this guy has nothing once you quit.

[oddfish]

get your cash, flip Sean the bird. Walk out and don't ever deal with him again in your life unless its you buying a book from the store. This asshole isn't worth your time so don't waste it on him. His girlfriend, if she's smart will figure out the guy is a douche and leave him. People can only be assholes when they're powerful, this guy has nothing once you quit.



I just took my resume over to ye olde Barnes & Noble which isn't too far away. I think it's time to quit. I just got back from class about 10 minutes ago and was on the phone with him during my walk back. He's actually leaving to work with his brother in the shop because his brother's only employee, the guy who does most of the board-art, does a lot of the inventory, and generally does the little shit behind the scenes is going to be leaving Florida for the summer to be with his woman in New England. I guess they're having a kid and he has to be up there. He's got a tattoo joint up there so he'll be fine. Meanwhile, Mike's brother needs someone else to work there whilst he's short a man, so Mike is gonna do that.

If that's the case, i have no allies at my current place of business, so i'm gonna make like the shepherd and get the flock out of there. Meanwhile, i'm gonna keep workin' his lady cuz there's one thing i know and that's that when a chic's man is being a humongous dick and he no longer has anyone to take it out on, he starts taking it out on his woman. I'll be her shoulder to cry on. ;)

i'm looking at ANY way to get back at Sean for being a prick. I've always had a major problem with authority because 70% of the time the employees are smarter than the assholes they're managed by. Fuck Sean and everbody who looks like Sean.

[OfaLoaf]

I just took my resume over to ye olde Barnes & Noble which isn't too far away. I think it's time to quit. I just got back from class about 10 minutes ago and was on the phone with him during my walk back. He's actually leaving to work with his brother in the shop because his brother's only employee, the guy who does most of the board-art, does a lot of the inventory, and generally does the little shit behind the scenes is going to be leaving Florida for the summer to be with his woman in New England. I guess they're having a kid and he has to be up there. He's got a tattoo joint up there so he'll be fine. Meanwhile, Mike's brother needs someone else to work there whilst he's short a man, so Mike is gonna do that.

If that's the case, i have no allies at my current place of business, so i'm gonna make like the shepherd and get the flock out of there. Meanwhile, i'm gonna keep workin' his lady cuz there's one thing i know and that's that when a chic's man is being a humongous dick and he no longer has anyone to take it out on, he starts taking it out on his woman. I'll be her shoulder to cry on. ;)

i'm looking at ANY way to get back at Sean for being a prick. I've always had a major problem with authority because 70% of the time the employees are smarter than the assholes they're managed by. Fuck Sean and everbody who looks like Sean.
1. Do not show the girl these forums. If she finds out how you've been thinking this out, bad things may happen.
2. Secretly give him laxatives.

[oddfish]

1. Do not show the girl these forums. If she finds out how you've been thinking this out, bad things may happen.
2. Secretly give him laxatives.

:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

i'm not a sick fucker or anything, but i think Sean needs to feel a bit of retribution. Plus, his woman's cool as hell, she shouldn't be with a prick like him. Wonder what the hell compelled her to say she'd marry him? Jeez, he must have rich parents or something.

[FireWolf22]

Originally Posted by oddfish
Fuck Sean and everbody who looks like Sean.

but peeps with the same name are okay correct oddfish

edit: just spelled differently

[oddfish]

but peeps with the same name are okay correct oddfish

edit: just spelled differently


yes, "peeps" with the same name are cool, spelled alike or differently. Just, anyone who looks like himomgwtfwhyamiansweringthisquestion durdurdurmybrainjustmeltedblart.

[FireWolf22]

hey man just wondering. Didn't want you to be haten or anything.

[oddfish]

hey man just wondering. Didn't want you to be haten or anything.

;)